November 1998 - Sinister

Sinister: unsubscribe sinister
by Shelley Feltham 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

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Sinister: a rockin' and a rollin'
by Denise Power 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

Since I never look at the words page or whatever it called when a page kindly reporduces their lyrics by consent of whoever even though they wrote them themselves (Spot the non-muso, I don't even know the name of the pagey thing) I hilariously thought Isobelle was singing Roll her toes off in rollercoaster. Complete imbecile, guilty as charged, ay well no matter. There was another funny misconstruing episode which for the moment has escaped my mind. I decided to share this because prior to this I was too shy to write my comments , I was content to just read others but I'm so hyped up on ten billion crates of Red Bull; BIG essay due in in several hours,yikes ! (okay okay 4 cans - I have a low tolerance threashold) that all my usual inhibitions has deserted me , making me feel a bit quivery but also like I could conquer the world.Toodles because I'm off to Match.com to find love, with ridiculous consequences. Byeeeeeeeee -dee- +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Help!
by Greg Davies 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

On Thu, 5 Nov 1998 11:56:04 -0000 Michael <Michael.Barrett(a)adv.sonybpe.com> wrote: | | hi y'all, | | Can anyone remember the name of the bike that was around in the mid-eighties | that had a built-in computer? It had a big, thick white piece of cheap | plastic over the frame, and had a little screen and buttons that made | noises. It may even have spoke. | | | Cheers, | | Michael | | PS. I just realised that the kids I thought were cosmopolitan Irish in fact | just have Cosmopolitan diaries. | I think it may have been a Raleigh Street Wolf, although that could be the name of that crappy Knight-Rider-on-a-motorbike series from the 80s. Whatever, it was certainly the bike of choice for all those 8 year old Don Johnson wannabes who were too young for a white Ferrari. Greg. ps In 'Seymour Stein' why do they want to know if he's ever seen Gandhi? ---------------------- Greg Davies. gd5817(a)bristol.ac.uk 0117 9094013 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Good work fellas
by babyblu＠gold.globalcafe.co.uk 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

Is it just me is the quality of recent postings soaring heavanwards like a big space rocket made by a boy with a bass guitar? I've just sat through three digests and laughed out loud four times and I *never* laugh out loud, not even when I'm being tickled. Loved the BA "crazy fool" gag. It made me spit Latte in a big frothy gush all over my keyboard,which was embarrasing but kind of fun as well and I don't think any of the staff here noticed (well if you are gonna open a geeky netcafe/coffee shop, those are the risks you run).So well done chaps, keep 'em coming. I heard the Stu/Isobel relationship was an on/off kinda affair, so there's (maybe) hope for all you dewy eyed romantics out there or is this just a coverup ploy cooked up by Jeepster to keep single fans interested? Like John Lennon having to pretend he wasn't married in the early days of the Beatles The fans demand to know. I shouldn't worry too much though, if Struan really has scraped his pate, then I expect Isobel will drop him like a hot potato. Silver pants are one thing, but intentional baldness? Sheesh! (Hang on, silver pants? bald head? "zero" T-shirt? STUART M IS TURNING INTO BILLY CORGAN! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! StayLuckyRoryxxx AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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RE: Sinister: In Love
by Warrander John - FML 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

>Me and my mate Marcus both have the biggest crush on Isobel. >We worship her every day. We fell in love with her at the >Shepherd's Bush Empire gig, when she wore *that* school uniform >and looked absolutely fantastic. Cripes. Smut's one thing, Scary Lolita fantasizing however is er, just scary really. What's wrong with women in proper clothes then? I'm being drawn in by feminist literature at the moment. Well, I hang around the feminist literature section in Waterstones. It's quite fascinating actually. I think I may be a woman trapped inside a man's body. I certainly hope so. Respect...John +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Ease your shaved head into the sea !
by Andre Vieira 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

>>Listen to this! I just saw Stuart M (who just got back from the US to cut >>the new EP) walking down Hyndland Rd, and I must say: OUR ELF BOY WITH ROSY >>CHEEKS IS NOT THE SAME ANYMORE! Maybe B&S's newfound fame in the US >>finally got to him and B&S decided to go arena rock, but Struan changed his >>looks drastically. Besides the aforementioned silver pants, he was wearing >>a long-sleeved black shirt with a silver star and the word "zero" written >>on it! And here comes the worse part: STRUAN SHAVED HIS HEAD!!! > >Is Struan also the new name of Shaved Stuart ? >Oh god ! >If someone tell now that Isobel has got green hair, I will eat living frogs >with my tea every morning till the end of my life! >David, Katrina, please tell us that this story is not true. >I am sooooo sad that I will...I will... shave my head TOO !!!! I was going to wait a little more and have a few laughs, but I don't want people to take this too seriously. Stuart didn't shave his golden locks, it was just a joke, a little reference to one bald rock superstar who plays in a band called Shooting Broccoli or something... The image that came to my mind when I read about Struan's silver pants was him, on a huge rock-arena-style stage, wearing a black shirt with a silver star and the word "zero" on it, and completely bald. The crowd would roar as he would scream out: The world is a vampire, with blue veins blue... I'll get me coat, Andre. ******************************************************* happy for a day - some belle and sebastian thoughts <http://welcome.to/happy4> contact us at: <mailto:lalala@altavista.net> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Help!
by Michael 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

hi y'all, Can anyone remember the name of the bike that was around in the mid-eighties that had a built-in computer? It had a big, thick white piece of cheap plastic over the frame, and had a little screen and buttons that made noises. It may even have spoke. Cheers, Michael PS. I just realised that the kids I thought were cosmopolitan Irish in fact just have Cosmopolitan diaries. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Sinister : Crushed or not as the case may be
by Neil Dewhurst 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

Aw shucks, I don't have a list crush, and I know that no-one sees me as their crush because probably no-one knows what I look like. In order to get round this I've decided to auction my crushness off. I'm a cheap kinda guy, so whoever comes up with the cheapest way to get my affections will be instantly declared my little B&S crush. Am I allowed to be my own crush? If so, does that get me two votes? As for famous-stars spotting, I don't think I've ever just gone up to anyone to tell them how great they are, because generally I just remind myself how incredibly dull the star could turn out to be. In which case I don't want to be the guy stuck at the bar with the boring person, so I turn round and with the piety of one somewhere near the moral high-ground declare to my friends that I didn't introduce myself because "he probably wouldn't have anything interesting to say". Having said that, I once stalked Russ Abbott through Covent Garden, which was fun, and I once had to pretend to be my girlfriend's brother for a confused, drunk, aged Eastenders actress who was very excited to see me again. Problem being that she clearly couldn't see me. Can someone please send me something childishly amusing because I'm about to cry with the frustration of my job and all that lies within. Neil "I must get out once in a while / things have started to die" - TY +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Ease your shaved head into the sea !
by Philippe Garnier 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

Andre wrote : >Listen to this! I just saw Stuart M (who just got back from the US to cut >the new EP) walking down Hyndland Rd, and I must say: OUR ELF BOY WITH ROSY >CHEEKS IS NOT THE SAME ANYMORE! Maybe B&S's newfound fame in the US >finally got to him and B&S decided to go arena rock, but Struan changed his >looks drastically. Besides the aforementioned silver pants, he was wearing >a long-sleeved black shirt with a silver star and the word "zero" written >on it! And here comes the worse part: STRUAN SHAVED HIS HEAD!!! Is Struan also the new name of Shaved Stuart ? Oh god ! If someone tell now that Isobel has got green hair, I will eat living frogs with my tea every morning till the end of my life! David, Katrina, please tell us that this story is not true. I am sooooo sad that I will...I will... shave my head TOO !!!! Philippe, who had a stoke +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: gargantuan
by brad 05 Nov '98

05 Nov '98

some cockhead wrote: > if any of you ladies are looking for a crush my nickname here at home > is "dirk" -robbie notice he said "at home". his mother feels really bad for him because he has no friends, so she makes him feel better by complimenting the size of his manhood. "that's okay dirky baby....let mama see what you're packing" his sister told when friends come over and someone accidentally calls him "robbie" he gets all upset and whiny and cries "i told you to call me dirk. don't make me look like an ass in front of company, dad" when he's not around, all his friends call him "dork". well, i do, at least. i don't have much else to say. i just felt like speaking poorly of a slack motherfucker who has yet to return my mojave 3 cd that he borrowed about a month ago. -brad +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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