November 1998 - Sinister

Re: Sinister: F.a.o. New York listees
by lorelei tremelor 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

you could probably meet a bunch of us at queen bee janine's birthday extravaganza, tuesday the 24th........ > >hi there! > >I'm going to be in New York next week (tue-fri) and wondered if there's >anything happening that I should check out: bars, clubs, gigs, shops, etc. > >I've never been before and am wetting my pants with excitement! > >Cheers > >Louise > >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, > FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister > +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ > +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ >+----------------------------------------------------------------------+ > ______________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Backshots, Dobbers and Donkey Pants!
by PJMiller 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

As the festive season is a mere stoned throw away, I thought I'd be the first to ask a question that we're all familiar with at this time of year - What annuals are you getting? I'm hoping for WARLORD and CUB SCOUTS' DINKLES. I was reminded of annuals by a strange turn of affairs in the record industry. I've noticed that more and more "box sets" are in fact annual sets, in so far as they open up like a book, and the cover is made of the same stuff annuals are made out of. Pop groups used to have annuals in the seventies, groups like The Osmonds and The Bay City Rollers. Belle and Sebastian could revive this great tradition. Hop to it, Jeepster! I'd be more than happy to write it for a moderately huge sum of money. I think Carmen will eventually go on to become the darling of British athletics, as my Dad used to say about Zola Budd. I do feel that Carmen's original cry in the wilderness contained more than a grain of truth. Perhaps we should modify our technique. Instead of counting to ten, we could count to twelve, and instead of thinking of Sir Cliff, we could think about plain old Cliff in the seventies, enjoying a nude romp with tennis ace Sue Barker in a barn somewhere, as reported in the super soaraway Sun, way back when. That way, we will get less "thoughtless" posts and a damn sight more smut. At the same time, please feel free to have the odd slanging match. I don't bother reading them anymore, but I do so enjoy Paul's pitch-perfect impersonation of Mister Barraclough from "Porridge". By the way, I also have problems with Frank Yang's weird coded messages. Fortunately someone quoted one the other day, enabling me to nick a great idea. Night night Mister Barraclough, night night Fletch. Lenny Godber In my CD player: CD 1 of the Booker T and the MGs annual set . CD 3 features Boz Scaggs. Sounds like something you have to go to the vet with. Have Splat and Pish had their Boz Scaggs jabs yet? +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: Kissing with confidence
by Blissxo＠aol.com 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

In a message dated 11/19/98 8:49:06 AM Eastern Standard Time, MctaggartR(a)Vectratech.com writes: > Sad news - Saint Lucy has left the list, in a fit of pique at not getting > any more crush votes after the recount, but she was impressed by all the > mail she got. "My box has never seen so much activity", she said, > contendedly. i'm sure her box has been quite busy since that poll. oooooh. you know someone had to say it. truly, jessicaxo smut content: yes +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my so called trousers
by Robert McTaggart 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

It's true. _________________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Coitus the Barbarian
by Donkers Hoddlesnoot 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

Sad news - Saint Lucy has left the list, in a fit of pique at not getting any more crush votes after the recount, but she was impressed by all the mail she got. "My box has never seen so much activity", she said, contendedly. She thanks her admirers, particularly "Electric sex warrior" and "Ihaveahugepenis", and would like to point out that she does not live in Govan. Anyway, she's off to star with La Cicciolina in "Flasher John - the movie". That's "MESSIAH" buddy no common sex soldier am I but the saviour of smut lord of the thighs squeezer of lemons. With my potency ye shall be healed. And think all this and not one list crush vote. _________________________________________________________ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: B&Ss lost funny litle dool found and lost again
by Katarina Karlsson 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

Urghhhh hmpppff uf It is this writing in english thing.They told me aboutitin school some years ago. OH No good start. I was some days ago a colapsed ,matlab and/or your computer will crash, student. It's like that for me somtimes when I have had to hard test in school. ( And still I read mathematics and physics because it is fun). Then I, halfded, found and sucided in subscribe to this mailing list of "nice" persons whit good music tast. And you gave mee back my happines inlife so I can fly arounthe university of Göteborg like an irritatingly happy ray of sunlight. THANK YOU ALL LOVELY ONES ON THIS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have had my first dream of B&S this night and this was oneof those strong dreams I just can't forget so I tell you about it and see if it gives some reaktion: Göteborgis a city by the cost and I was wlking on the cliffs bythewater when I found a wet doll that the sea brought up ther in fron of my feets like a letter in a bttle. I pick it up and fall in love in this looking homemade funny litle doll so Itook her home and dry her and found in her dress apiace of paper. It washardto read it because of the water and I cant remember exactly what it said butitwas a lovely poem aboutthat the doll belonged to Belle andSebastian and someone had drawn seagullson the paper. For some dihonest secounds I wanted to ignor this faktand keep the funny doll as mine (I'm sorry but i liked her) but then I desided to do the right thing and write them a letter thatI hade found their doll next day. So when I woke up this morning I was onmy way to get the funnylittel doll and a pennand paper to write the letter when I slowly realised thatit only had been a dream. And I feelt a bit sad because I still like that funny litle doll. So if anyone seen her or if she comes to your dream some night or if you no if anyone in theB&S band ever lost ad oll like that in a dream please let me now. I interested in whathappened to her and do care for dreamslike this one when they comes to me. And ifyou must you now can think I'm an idiot becauseof this butif you do let me know I hatewhen people sneaking behind my back. And now I have never met anyone ever who have even heard about B&S and myfriends know that they hate B&S after I playd some lovly music for them as a thanks for beeing good friends and this situation is what I calls beeing lonely. SO IF ANYONE IN OR NEAR GÖTEBORG READS THIS I WANTYOU TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE VERY WELCOME TO MAIL TO ME. trarvild(a)swipnet.se Have a nice something for this time Katta +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: vices
by Marco Braca 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

HI everyone , i am 24 and i only now i have discover the GUINNES. I love this black beer , the froth of it is like a cream. So now i have another vice , but a beautiful vice , in addition to cigarettes, wine and black candle. Thank you to the man that have made this mellow-beer. A little advice ( for all the sinisters that drink guinnes ) : drink this beer listening " if you are feeling sinister" not the whole cd only the song . Let me know. Marco#7. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A guy who?s 19....
by Jordi Trenzano Vilar 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

...... But I?m gonna be 20 the 30 of january . I see that there is a lot of sinisterines of this month, along with our appreciated Stevie Jackson (the 16 he?s gonna be 30). Calumn Shearer wrote: "David Holmes' "Essential Mix." - Fan-bloody-tastic. why?, I hear you say, would anyone of taste and sophistication want to listen to a Radio 1 (so called) "Essential Mix"? " Mr. David Holmes was going to play as a DJ at the last Benicassim Festival, but he couldn?t, and all the rumours pointed at a possibly excess of wine. Real sophistication. Evan Wrote "i like meeting people online cause idont like talking, its hard and itmakes my mouth dry especially with pretty girls who i dont know what to say to (and pretty basically means any girl i see) im dreadfully shy its a little easier over the net, i get along ok with people i like, i just dont know how to meet them unless i have something specific to say besides you have the prettiest kindergarten eyes ive seen in today...." Completely agree. I can?t say anything else. Finally, can anyone tell me if the Field Mice compilation is going to be released in Spain ? Jordi, a guy who?s 19...... and left handed. begin 600 WINMAIL.DAT M>)\^(@(3`0:0" `$```````!``$``0>0!@`(````Y 0```````#H``$-@ 0` M`@````(``@`!!) &`$P!```!````# ````,``# "````"P`/#@`````"`?\/ M`0```'0`````````M3O"P"QW$!JAO @`*RI6PA4```!K%TNW-$O2$;$'1$53 M5 ``1( ```````"!*Q^DOJ,0&9UN`-T!#U0"`````'-I;FES=&5R(&UA:6QI M;F<@;&ES= !33510`'-I;FES=&5R0'!H+F5D+F%C+G5K`!X``C !````!0`` M`%--5% `````'@`#, $````5````<VEN:7-T97) <&@N960N86,N=6L````` M`P`5# $````#`/X/!@```!X``3 !````& ```"=S:6YI<W1E<B!M86EL:6YG M(&QI<W0G``(!"S !````&@```%--5% Z4TE.25-415) 4$@N140N04,N54L` M```#```Y``````L`0#H!`````@'V#P$````$`````````NE `0B !P`8```` M25!-+DUI8W)O<V]F="!-86EL+DYO=&4`,0@!!( !`!,```!!(&=U>2!W:&^T M<R Q.2XN+BX`C04!!8 #``X```#.!PL`$P`2`#4`+P`$`&T!`2" `P`.```` MS@<+`!,`$@`H``8`! `W`0$)@ $`(0```#<Y0S9"-3$U1$0W1D0R,3%",3 Y M-#0T-34S-30P,# P`.$&`0.0!@#8!0``$@````L`(P```````P`F```````+ M`"D```````,`-@``````0 `Y`.#^IH[E$[X!'@!P``$````3````02!G=7D@ M=VAOM',@,3DN+BXN```"`7$``0```!8````!OA/ECD(5M<9[?]T1TK$)1$53 M5 `````>`!X,`0````4```!33510`````!X`'PP!````'0```# R.3$Y-#)A M,#% 86)O;F%D;W,N8W!L=7,N97,``````P`&$ D=N+P#``<0FP,``!X`"! ! M````90```$)55$FT34=/3DY!0D4R,%1(13,P3T9*04Y505)925-%151(0514 M2$5214E304Q/5$]&4TE.25-415))3D533T942$E334].5$@L04Q/3D=7251( M3U5205!04D5#24%414135$4``````@$)$ $```!9! ``500``'@&``!,6D9U M,4O,[/\`"@$/`A4"J 7K`H,`4 +R"0(`8V@*P'-E=#(W!@`&PP*#,@/%`@!P M<D)Q$>)S=&5M`H,S]P+D!Q,"@'T*@ C/"=D"@ <*@0VQ"V!N9S$P,VXT"OL4 M40OQ( J%&6P@(BX:PR!"=05 25Q )V(T;2!G`B!N(&$@8F4@&3%T:(4<4#,9 M0&]F(&H`<-IU"L!Y&K ;8" 1L!Q071R@805 '*$6$" $`"#_'" 5H 5 '1$` MD ,`$\$%$'YN!Y$=$1R@'O$$8 (P:.XL'Q 5H!? ( /P'* =`'L(<!\0<!-0 M!9 ',!/09$L&`!/0=@B0($H`T&L2<P(@("@<HC$V()\<L!N"!" ;YQS@*2X9 M;-)#!T!U;0.@4QRP"L#O!) AP -@$] Z&6P8+QDQV")$82-0(P!(!O '@=HG M*B!%!! )\'0',070$&EX+B(:H" M("I&`' M`F!O!'!Y+3,!D!/ :6,;$"B% M=VB<>3\A4!W@)T(@>0A@J1WP87DA4'<(8&PC`/\`<"[@($ @<RTQ'% `<",` M72/0<"#!+5$>8&DCX7?K`' ><6\HA6P?X@.@,E#Q'Q%2860QP"10) `CT%(@ M,9!L; F *2L=(LX_*B 9;RBR37(;$"I*_S'Q)/(+@"&P,U$+41V@.''Y'"!$ M2A\0'G,?,"TQ&R#_"? M8!N "F $$ =P+& 'D.TK@'8'0"%08AM!'+$%H/<O MD0N0&Y%T(5$PX31Q')/N<B;P"&$$(' XL2+B'F$?'" ^P#M1`F =H&5X8]\' MD"!C`_ @0!L04B=0`R#;,1PEW44[\ .@5R?"-@ST(FDRT6L<4 > $< XPMQP M93$@-) =`&XRX# 1[3&0=1&P'N!D`B%$Y &0_&QK.,$A4"'@!" 1@2^R_F0H MA2'@`,!%$"#A': ^8?TA\60=D"B%!Y!%P"*Q-( ?': ATR*!`D =H&=I<CIL M.$%H,V!$T$<3:VY^;P?@+A >8C-@+R$S0BCW,-),)"B%8BTP,8%+D@> _P8B M+]%,@TTA'@$TP$D&&\"S2H G4&1F+Y _\7,N(/=(,Q\A(>!T1@$G4 "0)X%\ M;W8G@1RB($ ]44309_,1P"%E;VLAPRB%1<5$U/U5DFI&P 5 35A-``?@,U'W M14(<DAO =49 0%)$T!& ?U3@,0$'@""Q%\ HA4LS9O\M8$XV'$ `D VP!" N MXEKSOQRB3",(D#J11^$$@6<*P/DS$F5Y!Y$[X$/6'@$#H'L+@#)!9"\P&L(U M_0A0;?=%\1/0/_%A"<(=PC&0/03_3F,OT5N#0!!,P$#P-@]FB?Y&"X!+@B%0 M9#$OQF-1`R#_!X >X""2'%!GH&-@(P`KT/] 0#RA8Q #$#&D'O$XIQQ!WQ80 M-) M,"+Q84%3*+!A0?\UT&9?*$H!D2. !; SP"%1G1O0=4NQ30`DM#$Y&L7? M,-(TD & 2'%?461EWW,*!14Q`'1P`````P`0$ 8````#`!$0`0```$ `!S# EQ(a)VEXQ.^`4 `"## Q(a)VEXQ.^`1X`/0`!`````0````````!IP `` ` end +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: joke
by Robin Stout 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

On the subject of rhyming purple, here is a joke: What colour is a hiccup? Burple. HA HA HA! I've just sent in my entry, it is the first poem I've written in ages. I think we should do more. How about writing limericks to do with cheese and giraffes? There was a giraffe called Denise, Who sat on a big piece of cheese. She said "oh by gum", It's gone up my bum. I should have worn dungerees. I'm sure you can do better than me. Happy birthday Kristie! bye! Robin +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: since you asked
by Janine Papp 19 Nov '98

19 Nov '98

well... since you asked... my birthday is less than one week from today... November 25th! (ahem - for those of you in NYC or willing to travel - quick, Mark, hop on a plane! - I'm having a little get-together in celebration at the rodeo bar in nyc at 27th and 3rd on tues. nov. 24th and you're all invited - all 700+ of you. Come by and buy me a beer. NOT all 700 of you have to buy me a beer, in fact my limit is usually about 3). smut/clothes! - my favorite article of clothing lately is my fuzzy hooded sweatshirt - it has fake fur on the cuffs & hood - those of you who have ever seen me in person know I wear it almost every day... Oh, and I really like my new pink sparkly sunglasses bought after seeing velvet goldmine with anastasia. now, yesterday I was buying yet another tarty fake-fur type little outfit and the salesperson in the store said "Oh I know what you're buying THAT for." Well, what else could I do but wink at her and say "It's for YOU, baby." yes, I really did. dammit I had some more relevant stuff to say but I can't remember now. Did you know that honey is the sweetest naturally occuring substance on the planet? Queen Bee Janine +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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