March 1998 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: l.o.v.e.
by bradford 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

hey again. just been round to begbie's site. according to his love calculator i only love myself 18 percent. and do they really deep fry mars bars? i've suspected that pizza hut deep fries their pizzas for some time now cause every time i get one it's just dripping with that shit. now papa john's.....that's a pizza. so here's my question to the person who reckons herself to be the dear abby of the sinisterites: what's wrong with me? should i believe rod's calculator? will i ever get the chance for someone to give me the "bumps"? why do i like pvc and barbed wire so much? why isn't there a horny spice? now that would be my favorite. or what about an old spice? she'd smell like my father. and what exactly happened to shane macgowan's teeth? and why are badgers so feared? why isn't there a cheese flavored communion wafer called "Cheesus Christs"? oh dear -brad ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: how you really get porn star names
by ChknQQdl 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

No, how you really get porn star names is your middle name plus your teddy bear's name....in which case mine is Pham Marmaduke...what a horrible name! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: arm in arm
by PKHINTZ 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

Mick Mick McMick McMick wrote: <<No one ever accused Rob Wratten of the Field Mice of being gay, and the Field Mice even wrote a song called Sensitive.>> No one has ever accused Rob Wratten of being gay because nearly all his songs are about loving/not loving women. He wrote "Sensitive" but that is about being, erm, sensitive, not about fancying men. In the notable exceptions in the Wratten song library are "Song Six", again about being a sensitive male in this brutal world; "This Love Is Not Wrong", about any non-straight romance generally, but includes the line "Says one woman to another"; and "So Said Kay" which is about two women again. I can not think of any others. Stuart M. wrote "Seeing Other People" using the first person, putting himself in the situation of "practicing" kissing other boys. The use of first person is going to lead people to assume that this really happened to Stuart. Of course, no one assumes that Stuart really met a major that he could not see eye to eye with. Although, I believe that Stuart conceded that some situation like the one in "SOP" really happened, how do we know it did? He is a song_writer_ afterall. If Rob Wratten were to write a song about kissing a man, then he probably would be asked if he were gay (and what would Annemari say!). Well, my original point was that Stuart's sexuality is his own personal business; he has the right not to tell since it is his own life. I often think that the entire notion of sexuality is bunk anyway; those things can change in a person's life. Too much importance is placed on whom one wants to love. I just want to hear songs about love; songs that make me tremble; songs that make me want to shed a tear. "If the sun going down makes me want to cry, why should I not like the way I am?" --the Field Mice, "Sensitive" Living and loving Matthew ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Re: wayward and cynical
by Jeni421 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

In a message dated 98-03-04 19:35:05 EST, you write: << No, "Porn Star Names" are made up from the name of your first pet, along > with your mother's maiden name. >> In that case my name would be Wart Adelaide???? I think I'll stick with my middle name and the first street I lived on. Lee Canterbury. Far better don't you agree??? P.S. : I didn't name that poor dog Wart, my parents did. A bad name for a Weimeriener, isn't it? Jeni ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Whilst on the subject of dreams
by JOSEPH FOSTER 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

OK, here is another B&S dream related thing! Last week I had a dream where I was casually looking through a copy of the sun, and they had a top 20 albums poll and Tigermilk was no.1. Could someone please tell me what the frount cover looks like, I don't know. In my dream it was a black pattern on red, and may have looked a bit like the cover of 'Gold Against The Soul'. Ok Bye. ############################# # # # Have you got a light, # # Mac? # # # # No, but I've got a dark # # brown overcoat. # # # ############################# ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: BELLE
by Weiland643 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

think real hard and reply to this: why doesnt anyone care about me? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Not B&S
by mayfly 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

Ah yes, matt! your story is better than mine but: mY computer science teaching assistant..his name is James Lo! (understood only by Chavez fans..)it makes me secretly giddy and i take my chavez cd with me in my backpack with plans to turn him on to the band, but i'm too shy sometimes. (i don't remember who proposed it..but)middle name + first street you lived on? i don't have a middle name...but nonetheless, christen me "nina saint sebastian way." possibly better without the "way". well, this was a break from skoolwork...back to compsci.....erg m*a*y*f*l*y ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Re: wayward and cynical
by barzy＠networkmags.com 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

>Matthew makes a blunder: >>The only words I could decipher were "Fox In the Snow." I was a bit >>surprised that I could read those words at all--I thought it would >>have been written in Scottish. > >Erm, we do write in English over here. By 'Scottish' you mean >Gaelic, no? Or did you think it should be written in a charming >Glaswegian accent? :o) >------------------------------ Heeeheehhaaahaaa! That reminds me of being at someone's flat a ton of years ago, listening to The Jesus & Mary Chain...and someone saying "they have Southern accents...are they from Texas or something?" And my mate Ginny saying "no dumbass...they're from Scotland." And the person saying "what language do they speak in Scotland?" riot. lalala beth ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Re: wayward and cynical
by plaird 05 Mar '98

05 Mar '98

Matthew makes a blunder: >The only words I could decipher were "Fox In the Snow." I was a bit >surprised that I could read those words at all--I thought it would >have been written in Scottish. Erm, we do write in English over here. By 'Scottish' you mean Gaelic, no? Or did you think it should be written in a charming Glaswegian accent? :o) >a fancy pirate is that like a Dandy Highwayman? (apologies for the'80s reference). Clever John said: >If the new stuff comes out in June then why not have a launch picnic?? >It would be an unusual way to promote a record and give a chance for >wizened hacks to spend time with the band and the fans which would be >good for them if not us. Maybe the NME could send along Mr Wells again so everyone could pelt him with picnic stuff (or just kick the crap out of him). Then he could write about how "punk" the whole event was. > No, "Porn Star Names" are made up from the name of your first pet, along > with your mother's maiden name. my porn name: Digger Levine - I could live with that! Bye now, The Laird of East Fountainbridge ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Hannah Barbera is Satan.
by babyblu＠gold.globalcafe.co.uk 04 Mar '98

04 Mar '98

Stop it! You're all grown-ups (jon g and bethey excepted of course), just blimmin well except it and talk about PEP's and slippers and stuff like you know you want to. Stay pre-pubescent, Rory xxx Sorry if these seems a little harsh. I'm on a lethal cocktail of sleep depravation and massive doses of caffiene at the mo' ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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