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Sinister: I wanna sex you up
by mctag＠mcmail.com 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

Dears It was Tag and Susannah's birfdee festivities in London this weekend. It was a magnificent display of hedonism in the name of Sinister starring Keith "The Nozzle" Watson, Mister Trousers, Anne, Kelly, Katrina, David, and last but not least, the Swan. We ruled. Here are the photos they tried to ban: The first is at London University Union. Arab Strap are playing, but Susannah the Swan and Tag are eating Twinkies in the bar cos there is no air in the main hall. Susannah has just tried to chat up a friend of mine by asking pertinent questions about colonic irrigation. He looked perplexed. The girls are swapping useful Anglo-American phrases "Ohmigoddoyouthinkhe'sHOT". Tag is merely filling his fat face. We're in a cafe, playing KerPlunk. David is getting very excited about Mallet's Mallet and no-one quite understands why. Keith and Tag have decided to play reverse Kerplunk, but no-one else is joining in. Anne has nerves of steel, and wins. The third is on the dancefloor at 'Where It's At'. Keith is strutting like Jagger, pointing at himself and singing "My friend's just call me Lucifer", he looks Camper Than Beethoven. Katrina looks on in a mixture of lust and horror. Seconds later, Keith will kneel on the floor and play air guitar. Keith's V-neck is on back-to-front and has been for half an hour, and he hasn't noticed. Keith rules, incidentally. Also at Where It's At. Keith is talking to some guy. "Excuse me, but do you rule?" The man has no idea what he's talking about. I have no idea who this man is. Nor does Keith. Crazy. Charing Cross Road 4 a.m. Tag and Keith are singing "Oh, we are mirrors in the sun and we brightly shine". Susannah is having a cockney knees up. Later we will decide to go to the Airport. Tag will decide to chat up two Swedish girls with his new phrasebook (thanks Amanda), but gets all bashful when the only phrase he can find is "It hurts when you touch it". There is no sleep till Hammersmith. South West London 5.30 a.m. Keith, Sus and Tag see a fox. It's so romantic, so we shag it and eat it. It isn't snowing. Did I tell you I was going to Sweden? Love Tag xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Begbie in effect!
by John Jackson 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

Hey kids Rod's Popgob webpage thing was in the guardian this weekend as site of the day or something. The bloke who wrote about it seemed to think it was funny, has anyone had a look at it. There were some hilarious quotes from the site. JJ xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: jon g. on the web updated
by jon g. 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

If you go to http://www.btinternet.com/~jon.g/ and then follow the Belle & Sebastian RealAudio link in the table, you can hear the Evening Session sessions and Wrong Love in RealAudio. I am going to do the Radcliffe sessions some time as well. Hope you like it, jon g. jon.g(a)btinternet.com - http://www.btinternet.com/~jon.g/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: jon g. on the web updated
by jon g. 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

If you go to http://www.btinternet.com/~jon.g/ and then follow the Belle & Sebastian RealAudio link in the table, you can hear the Evening Session sessions and Wrong Love in RealAudio. I am going to do the Radcliff sessions some time as well. Hope you like it, jon g. jon.g(a)btinternet.com - http://www.btinternet.com/~jon.g/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: re: tigermilk dating service
by andrew dean 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

ok, i get back from the time of my life in florida to find a mailbox full of tigermilk requestors and volunteers. um, this is just to say that i'll start sorting you all out with pairings as soon as possible and will get back to you, er, tomorrow hopefully... er, that's all. i'm going to go back to picking bits of south miami beach out of the turn-ups on my jeans... are you jealous yet? cos you should be 8) andy == andrew dean (koogydelbbog(a)yahoo.com) _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: New Boo !
by chris hall 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

The excellent Boo to the Business World ! site has been updated. It would be to your advantage to have a look. Boo to the Business World ! http://freespace.virgin.net/chris.hall5/index.htm [ other Belle and Sebastian websites are available ] ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: a day at the academy
by Weiland643 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

My first ink polaroid please be kind.... It was the monday of the oscars, early when we were all arriving at school. We were all in our usual gathering place ( the one between deirdre and john's lockers). Theres me and lisa buzzing excitedly about elliott smith being on the oscars tonite, but i was troubled because i wasnt sure if troupe would carry me long into the nite and i would have to miss elliott. it all turned out ok however, i was home in bed waiting patiently ( then later not so patiently) by nine o'clock. i almost fell asleep but i splashed water on my face and said " brian its elliott!!" so i saw him in his white suit and with his guitar and fell asleep with a smile on my face. anyways, in the photo you can see tony and chris off in the lower corner with devilish grins on their faces - undoubtedly because of some silly new contraption or something devised by chris. then theres john sitting down somberly studying something i can't quite make out. near john, but standing is jade, all aglow also with the expectations of seeing elliott on the oscars. it turned out however that she missed the oscars, and had to watch a tape of them the next day. then theres deirdre all pretty in pink, with all her possessions lined out geometrically and in a way she thought pleasing to the eye. with a smile on her face suggesting she was giggling at the time ( deirdre in fact never laughs guffaws or chortles she merely giggles , for anything else would be unladylike and not very cute). lisa, jade and i were wary our conversation was in danger of being overheard, which is the reason we are all on the opposite side of the photo. finally there is mike, a very small smile on his face, slightly apart from everyone else ( a little inconvienent the way he always sits a little ways away, for he never talks in anything but a whisper). besides that, it was just another monday, filled with the unsettling thoughts of a whole day of problems and accidents just waiting to happen. ~Brian........who needs boys when there lisa around? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Central Park..... New York people
by Runegg 29 Mar '98

29 Mar '98

Oh, that summer in the park with B&S fantasy--but the hot weather's already set in! Hurry, get them here! --ari ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: fella you are ill.....
by Yaz 28 Mar '98

28 Mar '98

Chris the Sheep said: >Struan D: THIS IS PISH! PISH I SAY! PISH! PISH! PISH! I HATE EVERYONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD! <Struan's long suffering wife, Wee Eckie comes in. She is wearing> <a traditional style Scots bunnet and a ladies kilt> Wee Eckie: Och what's all this noise about now Struan? Everyone can hear you in the park outside. Your putting all the boys off their shagging. hehe. i just pished meself.... Megan said: paul is a wonderful list owner, and a lovely honey and we should all send him kisses by express mail. .............. and of course the list will get bitchy at times, there are over 500 people, and some are bound to be poopieheads. have to agree about all those "poopieheads" love yaz xx The best country and Western song title: "Mama Get The Hammer Out (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)" ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: an ink polaroid...from Canada
by minigo 28 Mar '98

28 Mar '98

I keep this one in my top drawer, beneath my sweaters with the antique string of pearls my mum gave me. It makes me a bit sad to look at it, which is why it's tucked away, but I like to take it out on days when I'm doing a lot of thinking. It really should have been done in black and white, since it's raining really hard and the clouds are all sorts of hues of grey. (NB: there's a marketing idea for anyone on the prowl-- B&W polaroid film!) There's my sister and me, sitting on our porch in wicker chairs, watching the first spring storm of the year. I thought it would be nice to leave the door open to let the warm wind gust through the house, but the cats would have got out. A compromise: I left the screen open, so I could hear my Trembling Blue Stars cd in the background. Music and rain go hand in hand. (*the kettle's whistling, would you mind getting that?*) I think we look a bit impish, with our legs hugged to our chests. See those content smiles we're sporting? Yeah, the kind you got when you were little and you were tucked into bed after a long day at the amusement park, tummy full of cotton candy. Rebecca wanted us to run out and splash in the puddles, but I was a stick in the mud and refused. A few people passed us as we sat, soaking wet regardless of whether they had a brolly or not. But since it was the first glorious break from winter, no one seemed to mind. They ran by, laughing instead. One girl even told us she was having a marvellous time, which was a rarity in a city where strangers rarely speak to one another. I remember that cheered me up to no end, since this was the day after a split from a friend who was no longer the friend she used to be. With this new glimmer of well, not faith in humanity exactly, but something like that, I wondered if she might ring me back after all so we could sort things out. After a while the rain quieted down a bit, so I went inside to cut up the caramel fudge brownies I'd just made and make us some cappucinos with my new machine. The phone never rang, by the way. elisa xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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