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Re: Sinister: swearing & fags
by Alan Prior 24 May '98

24 May '98

Message text written by "A.M. Horne" >any explanation of the 'mean fucker' outburst forthcoming?< i doubt it was personal, just another trainspotting reference (from when he shoots the dog)... i think. you don't go around shooting dogs do you? hope not. love, Debbie ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: London Picnic
by blue soda 24 May '98

24 May '98

it seems we may be deprived of twister, so as consoloation katrina and shelley are making some lamingtons for everyone (sponge cakes dipped in chocolate icing, then coconut). but it'd be helpful if anyone does have twister if they can bring it along, thanks see you all tomorrow david and katrina ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: stuart makes the NY Times Magazine
by David C. DelDebbio 24 May '98

24 May '98

After deleting the last couple days worth of sinister e-mails, I thought I would turn my attention to other worthy pursuits- reading the Sunday Times, go swimming in the quarry, but nooooo;). Under the title of "God Give Us Music," Rob Hoerburger writes And on "If You're Feeling Sinister," Belle and Sebastian dress up trenchant wit in sheep's clothing of aching melodies, a combination that assured them zero airplay. The album has sold a total of 21,000 copies (according to Soundscan), about what Celine Dion's latest sells in a couple of hours. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: A pirouette on mice
by Mark Casarotto 24 May '98

24 May '98

It's just occurred to me while reading Teri's posting about driving tests that in March 1992 I had just started seeing a girl called Leela, who was called Belle by everyone in her family (apparently her parents had had a fight when she was born about what to call her - her dad won and stopped them putting Belle on the birth certificate, but she was called it anyway), when I had my second car crash ("went too far again...")which was a result of my foot slipping off the brake pedal because of the rainwater I'd picked up on the sole of my shoe ("...crashed his car in the rain"). Pity I'm not called Sebastian, really. Also - I bought two (the only two?) Snow Patrol singles today - a bargain £5.48 at HMV in Oxford Street (corporate whore, I know, I know). I've only had the chance to listen to one so far, but it sounded pretty fab - don't know which one it was though. Does this attone for me not coming to the social last night, Katrina? I can't wait till Monday...I also bought the new Delgados single. Mighty good it is too, though I think I may prefer the whimsy of the last one. Which reminds me (eh?) - please someone remember to bring a football (I don't have one, I'm afraid, althoguh I'll probably go and buy one if no-one turns up with one on Monday) to the picnic - I had such a superfine time last time, and I can't wait to do it again. Oh yes - is there anyone on the list who's a fan of Wimbledon FC? I just thought I'd ask, as it's a pretty rare thing to find. When I was at work recently and had nothing to do (se previous posting), I wrote a piece eulogising B&S to the heavens and beyond for the shameful and amateur obsolescence that I call my web site (well I had to do somehting with my 5 free megabytes), only I can't seem to upload it. Maybe I'll try another time - it took me bloody ages! My favourite song at the moment is "We Rule the School". Go on - shoot me down. I'm 24, live with me mum and dad, and am about to be unemployed. Again. I just thought I'd share that with you. a lunedi, Biondino xxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: sinister- oh yeah? well sinister *this*!
by Suzanne Schroeder 23 May '98

23 May '98

OK. I've decided to break down and have a happy thought. Yippee! A new B&S album! I can finally put something new in my CD player. Please, for the love of God, tour Austin! I'll look up contacts for venues, cook your meals (well, I'll fully understand if you pass up on that since my friends call me Chef Boyardee) and I'll be standing at the door and keep the disinterested music snobs who show up only because it's cool outta there....or I'll guard the van and make sure nobody breaks in this time. They'll see a 5'3" woman who weighs 115 and run crying. ;^). Screw that. Just tour anyway. > I'm wondering - are all the colloquialisms and cultural references > complete gobbledygook for non-uk-listees? I mean Wogan, pish, Ronnie > Corbett, Diamond White, et al. These are things that take some > explaining - I mean Jim'll Fix It....where do you start? (maybe "he was > a blonde man with a denim magic chair with secret compartments and he > could grant the wishes of little children....")Perhaps an appendix with > definitions, purely for comedy factor alone. I don't know if those could ever be explained. I went to school in Glasgow for 3 months and watched programs with high numbers of British pop culture references (game shows......like the one about sports that I cant think of off the top of my head and Vic Reeves...super stars? I forgot) and felt like my whole language system had been ripped from me....(because my metaphors are usually pop culture) sadly, I still can't tell you much about them. I remember Chris Evans (I actually had a little crush on him!), TOTP, the Smiths lawsuit (and pics of Joyce looking a bit, erm, haggard for being only 33), Spice Girl mania before it became huge in the states and I had to relive the nightmare again once i got home, radio clyde and hanging out with Dougie one afternoon, Marc Radcliffe (my favorite...AND when he was on at 10 at night and not as some stupid morning dj), a proliferation of vinyl, and that CD's are way too expensive. > > Would any of our American listees care to respond with some things that > would sound strange across the ocean? Like cheese food, cookie dough, > and that bee guy from the Simpsons (he's real you know - has his own > show even) Cheese food? self explanatory, I hope since I've never heard that one. Cookie dough- sort of like the material used to make biscuits (british) from. It's batter that hasn't been baked yet. We feel compelled to eat it in raw form (especially when it has lots of chocolate chips) as the other half of the batch is baking in the oven. The bee guy is basically a take off of every spanish language sitcom....well, not everyone of them, but the wacky ones. Not being too familiar with telemundo (the major producer of most spanish language tv) I can only tell you more about the soap operas. Y'all need good Mexican food. I missed it a lot when i was there,. but if it's prepared anything like what the yankees make it (I get Tex-Mex since I'm in Texas) then I wouldn't bother. - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ------------------------------ > > Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 12:28:06 -0400 (EDT) > From: blink(a)inexpress.net > Subject: Sinister: take it like a man baby if that's what you are > > hidely ho sweeties, > i have to stay in today..this is upsetting me so much...arctic woman,grrrr! > why is mothers always think you're sick when you're not..conveinantly when > you mentioned you'd be going to some guys house? Why do they think every boy > is a boyfriend...but oh well,you guys are all my kleine gurkens. > my,all of you round here failed a lot of driving tests! I cannot > wait till i can legally drive... the license is nice you know.I envision > driving around in a silver or bright blue Bug playing B&S. Then I will get > my Cobra... > I can feel the stress of exams round here.Tell Mama Genevieve the > problems,she outstretches her arms and enfolds you...come to my cottage,the > grass..the windchimes..the sunshine...Mama Genevieve listens...exams..i have > an orale... an ecoute an ecrit and a lecture,yes all next week.Plus an > english,physical science,history and math exam.Plus a media presentation > 'Get Me Away From Here,I'm Dying',oh yes and an essay and a Lab exam.Love > triangle and strawberry fields..but it's allright...let us breathe and use > some of that Herbal Essences shampoo..it does smell so nice! > Polish listees? I am some polish.I can't speak it..i know that 'dupa' means > butt,right? Sometimes when i was messy my grandma said i looked like a > sheblick...which means 'lost boy in the woods' right? (i hope) > > Layla: Lactose-Intolerant Shagging by Arab Strap? so catchy! > > my bus driver pulled over once and stopped to get soem McDonalds...100 > percent beef? that's what they'd like you to think > > my cat doesn't eat squirels,but he eat the dragonflies...you can hear him > crunch! dragonflies are such nice creatures too...they eat the mean > bugs...but i've got quite sharp teeth too..my friend told me i put holes in > his shirt! I don't remember tho... > did any of you have to read 'Bless The Beast And Children' i had to > do song for it...to the tune of (remember this?) Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla > Ice...i never thought i'd use the line 'Cotten,he ain't into booty' but i > did.I really dislike this book... > > >Fave T-shirt at the moment. Plain white with "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE" on it > >in black letters. Until it goes under a UV light, when the words "HERION > >MINDFUCK" mysteriously appear. > badass! da nuh da nuh da nuh nuh nuh! Gang De Bike! > > > mmmm mmmm goooood, > kiss kiss > Genevieve > > Muss es sein? Es muss sein! Mit Sahne,Bitte. > > - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. > . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". > . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see > . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister > . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net > . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa > - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ------------------------------ > > Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 17:55:18 +0100 (BST) > From: "A.M. Horne" <amh20(a)hermes.cam.ac.uk> > Subject: Re: Sinister: JESUS > > On Sat, 23 May 1998, eeyore's tail wrote: > > > for a vegetarian, espadrille, you're a mean fucker. > > > > seamus > > > not quite sure what i did to deserve that... and when did i tell everyone > i was a vegetarian (oh the silly things we blurt out when we're drunk) > > maybe it was the comment about ronnie corbett being a comedy genius... > > espadrille (unblessed) > > > - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. > > . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". > > . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see > > . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister > > . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net > > . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa > > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > > > - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. > . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". > . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see > . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister > . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net > . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa > - ----------------------------------------------------------------------- > > ------------------------------ > > > Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 13:43:20 -0400 > From: vlass(a)interlog.com > Subject: Sinister: cars and proms and lingo > maybe b&s fans are just not meant for driving. maybe we all belong in buses, > riding on bikes, skating on ponds, walking through parks, flagging down > aeroplanes and if all else fails: closing our eyes and pretending we're > somewhere else. poetic yes, but annoyingly inconvenient! i actually passed > my driving test the first time but i have a feeling the tests are a bit Hell, you're in the wrong country. I've been driving successfully since I was 16. In England, you have to recite the Canturbury Tales while doing a backbend and eating pudding. But, that's fine with me. I think the US has too many morons on the road. You've never felt anything until you've been in Austin traffic. Then again, we have to make it easier. Our public transportation sucks and the country is too huge to link up with anything substantial. > easier here, especially since the one i took was on a special course > designed for driving tests. it was kind of silly really - there was a > simulated railroad track, but it was only about 5 feet long and there were > hardly any other cars on the road with me. heh. anyway, a drivers liscence > is not very valid for me anymore, considering that like poor sebastian, i > crashed my car... except it wasnt raining, it was actually a beautiful day. > i was just dumb! but that was back in january and im hoping for another car > soon. isnt singing really loud in your car the funnest thing? Yes it is until someone pulls up next to you and starts staring. > were actually obedient and nice. the music sucked, of course - "my heart > will go on", "barbie girl", etc. Hehheh heh heh heh. Oh, here is my startling confession-I have NOT heard "my heart will go on" in it's full entirety. Not even more than 30 seconds. I am the last person alive not to hear it. I keep guessing that they play it so often on the radio so they can finally get me and rejoice that my life has been ruined. Am I that good with my dial? No. I've never seen the movie, and I live on some planet that is removed from the rest of society where I don't watch much TV, or go to any big movies. I'm boycotting Godzilla this summer. I remember how Independence Day stole a few hours from my life, so I refuse. I did see the Butcher Boy which was a fine piece of work. I had read the book over a year ago, and rejoiced that it was coming out on film, but even when I sat through the movie, I realized I'd forgotten how fucked up he was. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . 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Sinister: fags
by Euan Leitch 23 May '98

23 May '98

Having searched high & low (ok, Fopp, Avalanche and Virgin) for anything by The Karelia I've finally had a tape sent to me from my friend who's in prison in Greece. See where breaking those copyright laws can get ya! But the packaging of my copy must be better than anything legal. Having time on his hands (about another 5 months) he has covered the cassette with the cigarette box foil, and lined the case with the packaging from the cigarette box. It's beautiful. Just in case this sounds a peculiar way to pack a cassette, Karelia are a brand of Greek ciggies, as some of you know. Go out and find a copy of 'Divorce at High Noon'. My friend describes them as "smartly dressed snobs with dirty minds and occasionaly dirty mouths" and the album as a "sort of twisted more cabaret-ish 'Casanova'". He's right. On the subject of British swearing: I didn't want to do it, I just couldn't remmember guano. If our bad language sounds cute to those across the pond, why doesn't "motherf*!#@ers sound nice to me? Countdown to Stars in Their Eyes, and Dawsons Creek. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: hot bot
by A.M. Horne 23 May '98

23 May '98

leaving a couple of spare batteries in your back pocket, along with some loose change, is a bad idea. take it from me. a heated espadrille ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: stina nordenstam...
by rob b 23 May '98

23 May '98

hello again just wondering - does anybody out there like stina nordenstam? i recently bought a couple of her cds, 'dynamite' and 'and then she closed her eyes'. 'dynamite' is a bit dark and noisy for me, but the other one's fantastic - i spotted another album of hers in hmv - looks like an earlier one than those two... should i get it? hmmm.... rob ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + / \ St Theresa's calling her | O | The church up on the hill _______| _ | Is looking lovely / / /\ | __| \/. But it doesn't interest /_/\_//_/||##| ;\|/' The only thing she wants to know __|_||_|||_||##|_____|_ Is how and why and when and where to go If you're feeling sinister... Belle and Sebastian ------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: take it like a man baby if that's what you are
by pierre Miquel 23 May '98

23 May '98

na na na, if they follow you ..................But don't give up..................... Ta tra la li lou la la................ youp lap boom, c'est le rio du pain d'épice, le pain d'épice de prosper............ -----Message d'origine----- De : blink(a)inexpress.net <blink(a)inexpress.net> À : sinister(a)majordomo.net <sinister(a)majordomo.net> Date : samedi 23 mai 1998 18:24 Objet : Sinister: take it like a man baby if that's what you are >hidely ho sweeties, > i have to stay in today..this is upsetting me so much...arctic woman,grrrr! >why is mothers always think you're sick when you're not..conveinantly when >you mentioned you'd be going to some guys house? Why do they think every boy >is a boyfriend...but oh well,you guys are all my kleine gurkens. > my,all of you round here failed a lot of driving tests! I cannot >wait till i can legally drive... the license is nice you know.I envision >driving around in a silver or bright blue Bug playing B&S. Then I will get >my Cobra... >I can feel the stress of exams round here.Tell Mama Genevieve the >problems,she outstretches her arms and enfolds you...come to my cottage,the >grass..the windchimes..the sunshine...Mama Genevieve listens...exams..i have >an orale... an ecoute an ecrit and a lecture,yes all next week.Plus an >english,physical science,history and math exam.Plus a media presentation >'Get Me Away From Here,I'm Dying',oh yes and an essay and a Lab exam.Love >triangle and strawberry fields..but it's allright...let us breathe and use >some of that Herbal Essences shampoo..it does smell so nice! > Polish listees? I am some polish.I can't speak it..i know that 'dupa' means >butt,right? Sometimes when i was messy my grandma said i looked like a >sheblick...which means 'lost boy in the woods' right? (i hope) > >Layla: Lactose-Intolerant Shagging by Arab Strap? so catchy! > >my bus driver pulled over once and stopped to get soem McDonalds...100 >percent beef? that's what they'd like you to think > >my cat doesn't eat squirels,but he eat the dragonflies...you can hear him >crunch! dragonflies are such nice creatures too...they eat the mean >bugs...but i've got quite sharp teeth too..my friend told me i put holes in >his shirt! I don't remember tho... > did any of you have to read 'Bless The Beast And Children' i had to >do song for it...to the tune of (remember this?) Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla >Ice...i never thought i'd use the line 'Cotten,he ain't into booty' but i >did.I really dislike this book... > >>Fave T-shirt at the moment. Plain white with "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE" on it >>in black letters. Until it goes under a UV light, when the words "HERION >>MINDFUCK" mysteriously appear. > badass! da nuh da nuh da nuh nuh nuh! Gang De Bike! > > > mmmm mmmm goooood, > kiss kiss > Genevieve > > Muss es sein? Es muss sein! Mit Sahne,Bitte. > >----------------------------------------------------------------------- >. This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. >. To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". >. For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see >. http://www.majordomo.net/sinister >. For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net >. Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: cars and proms and lingo
by vlass＠interlog.com 23 May '98

23 May '98

hmm, a pattern? Adrian Evans: > Is five driving tests a list record ? Stuart G/The Tall Git: >I only failed my driving test twice "poor sebastian went too far again, crashed his car in the rain" "riding city buses for a hobby is sad" maybe b&s fans are just not meant for driving. maybe we all belong in buses, riding on bikes, skating on ponds, walking through parks, flagging down aeroplanes and if all else fails: closing our eyes and pretending we're somewhere else. poetic yes, but annoyingly inconvenient! i actually passed my driving test the first time but i have a feeling the tests are a bit easier here, especially since the one i took was on a special course designed for driving tests. it was kind of silly really - there was a simulated railroad track, but it was only about 5 feet long and there were hardly any other cars on the road with me. heh. anyway, a drivers liscence is not very valid for me anymore, considering that like poor sebastian, i crashed my car... except it wasnt raining, it was actually a beautiful day. i was just dumb! but that was back in january and im hoping for another car soon. isnt singing really loud in your car the funnest thing? i had an exam today too - greek and it went pretty well considering that last night was the formal for my school and i got practically NO sleep. hee, yeah, i went to the formal (or prom if you like - sounds much more american teenager, no?). surprisingly i had a wonderful time.. especially since we took the subway there and received strange looks from everyone... then we wandered downtown for a bit, looking very, er, posh.. in queen's park a man took our picture and made us pose with his dogs - big, scary things that were actually obedient and nice. the music sucked, of course - "my heart will go on", "barbie girl", etc. We went out to the courtyard though, and for awhile we sang our own songs and danced around. fun fun fun. Richard wrote: >I'm wondering - are all the colloquialisms and cultural references >complete gobbledygook for non-uk-listees? I mean Wogan, pish, Ronnie >Corbett, Diamond White, et al. These are things that take some >explaining - I mean Jim'll Fix It....where do you start? not *complete* gobbledygook, but some of it does go over my head.. okay, in that list i know what "pish" is but everything else is somewhat mysterious.. maybe a glossary would be helpful.. it could be put into the faq! okay, now i have too much homework to do good day! teri xx can't wait for the new record! ==== quand je m'ennuie je pense a toi --julie doiron-- vlass(a)interlog.com it's still a baby: http://members.tripod.com/~meltingsnow/ ==== ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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