May 1998 - Sinister - missprint.org

Re: Sinister: hot water and towels
by Kayemess＠aol.com 29 May '98

29 May '98

00 00 O 00 00 I I I Here is one flower for Honey. I couldn't afford any more because of my exorbitant tuition and now, what with the kid and all... My Sinister baby will be named is Clothilde, after Zelda Sayre Fitzgerald's sister. If it's a boy, then possibly Thurston or Honey Junior. -Kristen ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: hot water and towels
by Yaz 28 May '98

28 May '98

HoneyBunney said: I sometimes wonder if I went under a truck how long the list would happily go on for without anyone knowing. Someone say awww. one, two , three......... Aaww michele said >> Well the big day's finally arrived. I promised when Sinister started >> that I would have all your babies and today I'm delivering. Yes >> Sinister is 9 months' old today and your babies are fair popping >> out. Ouch, it hurts. I expect flowers. >> > > >Let's all thank our fearless Honey for all these strenuous 'labors' on our >behalf: 500 babies!! Poor poor Honey! Each and every one on the list should >send along not only flowers and other gifts appropriate to this blessed event, >but a name for their little Sinisterian! Since we don't know what sort of >baby we'll be getting, why not something like Natalie Jason or Stephen Siobhan >-- let the babies sort themselves out later? yes but more importantly, i want to know exactly how long have you thought you were a bunny rabbit for, if you've ever told any one else about this, when those little men in white suits are coming to take you away again and if you have ever considered perhaps becoming a bear, or maybe owning up to being Winnie the Pooh's secret lover, AND father of around 498 illegitimate love bear-cubs? hmmmm? yaz xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: sort of picnics
by bethey 28 May '98

28 May '98

this is very scary. i've decided, in a sudden burst of independance, to sign up for my own address. do the people at yahoo mind if you get about 700 mails a day? it might bung up their system. this won't last for long. i'll start using the other one soon again. anyway, i would love a manchester picnic. i don't like manchester at all, but if that's what it takes.... i think that jon and i would come if we had the firm assurance of not being picked on. and it would be nice if it was after exams, even if they aren't too strenuous. i didn't price rugs in oxfam today, anyway. i sorted out all the bags of old smelly clothes that people bring in and arranged them into sellable and non-sellable. it was highly rewarding. oh dear, i think it's my bedtime bethey == bethey_1998(a)yahoo.com http://www.surf.to/jongandbethey/ _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re:Sinister: behave
by Alan Prior 28 May '98

28 May '98

Message text written by "P.S.Mitchell" >Now then I want you all to be very good next week.< >I sometimes wonder if I went under a >truck how long the list would happily go on for without anyone >knowing. Someone say awww. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhoneeeeeeeeeeeeey. I'm sure everyone will miss you lots and i will miss *everyone* lots too as i am going on holiday too so i will have to unsubscribe for a week <sob> so you can all slag me off behind my back without me knowing... also, rubbish compuserve thing might be getting disconected and changed cus its cack, so if any of yous want to abuse me personaly, you can write to my funky other address at: velocitygirl45(a)hotmail.com >Mother and baby doing fine, no flowers yet, not even grapes, \ / for you: | | OOOOOOOO OOOOOOo OOOOo OOO OO o umm, they're supposed to be grapes but i never was any good at drawing on computers. would prefer paper, but hey, what the heck... love, Debbie xxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: exams
by Andrzej Kwaśnik 28 May '98

28 May '98

Hallo to you all! I`ve waited for a good moment to write something,but it never came so I do it anyway.All of you are talking about exams,but JON.G said that it is not stressing for him.He said that exams are relaxing.Relaxing??? Are you out of you`r mind? When you study for seveal weeks in isolation,than on the day of the exam you get up at four a.m and it gets to you that you don`t remember a thing ,so you end up swallowing a dozen relaxing pills,but you`r still out of your head,and you go to the exam,that you usually pass. Well,you`re right.Relaxing is the word.Anyway,if someone spots an interesting band,please E-mail me privately,and let me know. Being here(poland) is sometimes depressing,because I can`t even or4ganize a picnic,or maybe I can? Polish listees,get in thouch.Well,I think that`s all. till next time. cheers., Marta

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Sinister: Manch Picnic
by David Walker 28 May '98

28 May '98

Hello, Twas written, "i dunno where Platt Fields are, but we could have it in Picadilly Gardens, if ayone would bring a gun along to shoot all the fecking pigeons." Good picnic spot - that grass bit opposite the "Babylon Pizza" place on Oxford Road (you must know it !). Great place in the Summer, and if food runs low - well it`s near "Babylon" (any pizza £2). Can`t go wrong ! Cheers, David W. -- David Walker Paul Weller Links And Information: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6411/links.html Paul Weller Trading Post: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6411/trade.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Plays (Manchester area or something)
by David Walker 28 May '98

28 May '98

Hello, Twas written, "sorry, forgot to say Mojo starts at 7:30. (I've got nothing to do with - its just very good + cheap night out) Henry" Talking of plays in that area, has anyone else been to see "Saved" featuring current pop flavour of the month turned actor Tim Booth ? Saw it last week, very "kitchensink drama" and actually quite good. As for Booth, I didn`t imagine him breaking into "Sit Down" after the first half hour, so I guess his acting must be pretty good. Cheers, David W. -- David Walker Paul Weller Links And Information: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6411/links.html Paul Weller Trading Post: http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Towers/6411/trade.html ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Re: just about everything
by jon g. 28 May '98

28 May '98

Hey Kids! (this could be my new catchphrase, along with god-dammit! which also features rather a lot. shut-up jon) Sorry, Sarah - I meant to send this to the list and not to you personally, but the evil computer took over and ensured global domination. Sarah wrote: >well, since you asked.....picnics in edinberg? pish. now, picnics in >Preston are ace. And Manchester! Manc picnics seem to involve picnic >food from burger king and scary evil cars but never mind. not being an >infulnetial list personalilty, there will never be a big list picnic >near me. or it could be due to the fact that i smell like a skunk and >have the face of a lemur. not really. and then Henry pondered: >Now I've finished all my exams and have pish all to do (except >drive...) does anybody fancy arranging a Manchester picnic? Platt >fields is lovely at the moment with about 2000 canada gooslings >(geeselings? or just ducklings?) on the lake and then sarah-dear responded with a: >me me! i'm up for a Manchester pickernick!!! yey! and so is everyone >else from manchester and north west and such aren't you!!! gary you are >up for it, jolly good, chris - you can come and visit JUSt for the >picnic!! i dunno where Platt Fields are, but we could have it in >Picadilly Gardens, if ayone would bring a gun along to shoot all the >fecking pigeons. I could come and maybe bethey too - we're in little sheffield, which is just a short journey away. However, there are a number of problems to consider: * me and bethey are just little uns and big people can scare us, especially big people in cafés and pizza huts * we have a very great tendancy to get lost in manchester. it happens all the time * our mums might not let us come and meet you weirdos Ho-hum. Lzylnepntr asked us all this: >ahh. does anyone have a copy of the camera obscura that could make a copy >for me? email me for trades or whatever >regards >y You can buy the Park & Ride 7" (their only release - am I right?) from andmoresound records, details at http://www.andmoresound.demon.co.uk I do believe. Keith and his darling Dialiectizer said this: >Next come Belle and Sebastian. Recording on the >Jeepster label, this group (all active members of the T.A.) Is this a joke? I am extremely gullible and could almost just about believe B&S in the TA. Honey told us all: >I sometimes wonder if I went under a >truck how long the list would happily go on for without anyone >knowing. Someone say awww. awwwwwwwwww. I said it. >Mother and baby doing fine, no flowers yet, not even grapes, You didn't get mine? Must have got lost in the post. Oh well kids, better get back to the old revision. Does anyone else find exam stress none-existent? I keep hearing the radio one exam slam thing, with everyone going 'Exams completely killed me.' and 'exams ruined my life'. However, I seem to find them very relaxing. Should I? Also, if you're in Sheffield, go into Oxfam on Ecclesall road (just up from tesco, blockbuster + pizza hut) and buy a rug - bethey has spent hours putting price labels on them and it would cheer her up no end. Tara luv jon g. jon.g(a)btinternet.com - http://surf.to/jongandbethey ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Re: Dialectizer
by Stephen Landamore 28 May '98

28 May '98

Keith wrote: > http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/ Haven't seen the 'redneck' or 'elmer fudd' filters before, but I have seen quite a few others... jeez, these were doing the rounds back in 1990 or so, where y'all been?! :-) I have the following filters; jive (as above) ken (cockney ken, do what guvnor!) biffa (geordie, why aye man!) fin (english speaked badly as if with finnish people :-) valspeak (like wow, man) If anyone's interested, email me privately (stephenl(a)arcam.co.uk) and I can send you source code (but you require a C compiler and lex) or if you want, I can send precompiled elf binaries for linux (sorry, no dos or windows!) regards, stephen ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: re: Belle and Sebastian Comics (fwd)
by eeyore's tail 28 May '98

28 May '98

i've been reading chester brown comics, he's amazing and does a series called underwater, before that he did a comic called yummy fur. several story lines from yummy fur have been collected into graphic novels, one is called 'ed the happy clown' and the other is autobiographical and i think it's called 'i never loved you anyway' or something like that. they're published by the same people who publish optic nerve, speaking of which... On Tue, 26 May 1998, Francisco Alberto Wong wrote: > Just because someone mentioned Optic Nerve I must concur and agree > forthrightly that listening to Belle and Sebastian whilst reading > Optic Nerve may result in overdose on nostalgia and most things winsome > --or rather, hopeless. optic nerve is great and the mention gives an opportunity for a most shameless plug: adrian tomine, author of optic nerve has done very nice covers for several records by portland, oregon band the crabs, a very sweet two piece with a number of records and singles on k records. the most recent album has the a.t. art (there's also a 7" with a.t. art) and has cello by me on it. that album is called 'what were flames now smoulder'. seamus ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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