June 1998 - Sinister - missprint.org

Re: Sinister: Rialto
by Ihamilt＠aol.com 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

Rialto - sorry but to me they sound like a bunch of art students but with Nick Berry singing. And i might give the Cambridge Ball a miss - i may opt to shoots some working class people or kill some foxes instead. Maybe not..... But Prolapse, now theres a band...... Iain ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Here there be kravitzmonsters
by Nick Dastoor 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

Adam Robinson (adamrobinson(a)intelfax.co.uk) wrote: >God, I find the Kravitz-monster irksome. He's an eyesore, makes some of >the most horrible music ever perpetrated and has been "intimate" with >several women I find terribly attractive - Kylie, Lisa Bonet and now >the divine Miss Imbruglia. If he ever gets off with Lynda Bellingham >I'll be well pissed off. You know the funniest thing about him? One of the other high-profile "lenny-conquests" was of course Vanessa Paradis. On her album of a few years back, there's a touching tribute to him that goes something like "Ooh Lenny Lenny he's so fine / Yeah he's the best I've ever had" ad nauseam. Funny enough in itself, but slide-splitting when you check the liner notes to find it was co-written by.....Lenny Kravitz. What a man! Nick P.S. Under the guidance of a sypathetic yogi, I have trained my heart to beat in time to the handclaps of Lazy Line Painter Jane. Can anyone top this? _________________________________________________________ DO YOU YAHOO!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: creeping round the house at dawn
by megan 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

hullo i didn't want to leave the list without my presence for too long, for fear it would fall apart. or that i would be forgotten. ok, so really i'm just bored so i want to talk shit for a bit. as as far as i can tell, there is *no* belle and sebastian news even though they've got a new album coming out august? maybe? and they should be playing some shows in the fall. i will be at this new york show, with god as my witness. i couldn't get into the last one as it was sold out and i didn't know anyone at the time and *sniffle*.... oh, that's all too sad. so i won't go there. so anyway, this time there are no excuses or anything, i *must* go. i have this fear that if i don't get to see them, they'll break up or fall off a cliff (i think there are a lot of cliffs in glasgow) or somehow plunge to their fiery graves, and that would really suck. jeepster, i think you should consider putting 24 hr security around the band as i'm beginning to worry now. ok, on to more coherent news, i'm going to be in barcelona for a day? hour? minute? in about 10 days. is there anywhere i should go for music or stuff? any places i *must* visit? any one on the list from barcelona? i think that would be a better question. i don't suppose anyone is coming to moscow anytime soon? i didn't think so. but oh well. i saw an arab strap video on tv the other day and it was pretty good. i'd be interested in hearing more at least. didn't someone say that they're on matador now? matador is just snatching up all those scottish bands now. i think it's a bandwagon thing. ok, that's enough disjointed rambling for now. toodles. xox megan ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Exposed - The London Thing
by Kevan Cooke 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

>and why do bands play 4 nights at the astoria or whatever, and then 4 >nights in the WHOLE ENTIRE REST OF GREAT BRITAIN.... Does anyone really believe that there are more decent gigs in London than in the rest of the country? I thought that myth had gone out of the window years ago. Helen Shapiro and Freddie and the Dreamers have both played in Basingstoke already this year - so where does that leave your argument, eh? Kevan ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: It's a London Thing
by poetryplace2 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

Sarah wrote: >>ooh no, i'm all FOR London, i LOVE all the fabulous posts to the list >>about completely random people that I know nothing about and occasions >>that also mean nothing to me at all - the first 5 are cool and funny, me >>starts to get bored after the zillionth "and then Jasper nicked my >>BUCKAROO! god! we ruled/romped/whatever is currently in fashion" - cos >>it really means a lot to the ooh few hundred or so listees that are OUT >>of London...... perhaps I should tell you about my night out in Preston >>and what Lucy ended up doing, but perhaps I won't cos, er, none of you >>give a shit. don't mean to offend anyone here but hey some of us face >>life miles away from Bow Bells or whatever. and then Keith wrote: >Actually Sarah, yeah I'm inclined to agree with you. Sorry Mark, for not >always talking about London all the time, unfortunately (or otherwise) most >of us don't come from there, so it makes it quite hard to talk about. Ummm, actually I kinda thought that Sarah's mail was more about in-jokes and private references in messages to the list, which surely we're all guilty of, not just those of us who live in the evil metropolis. Whatever, mea culpa. I'm very very sorry, and will move back to Stevenage at the earliest opportunity. Jasper Buckaroo ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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by Adrian Evans 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

Chris wrote : >I dunno about asthma attacks, but I've always found that that kind >of >cider you can't see through (with bits of toenail clipping and >foreskin >floating in it) gives me a sore head and irritable bowels. I guess the >moral is - If you can't see through it, don't drink it. Guinness >excepted, of course. Guinness is good for you. You'll be talking about the real stuff then ? Served about 12 degrees above room temperature from a bottle previously used for Homebase white spirits. Anyone who drinks that brain-rot deserves a lifetime of bowel problems. I was referring more to the brand name crap. Guiness ?? I love Guiness, but they never give you a knife and fork to eat it with. Kevan Cooke wrote : >My advice to Claire and Adrian is to drink rum. Good pub game = buy a single shot of navy rum = pour single shot of navy rum into mouth in one go = swill around mouth a bit and keep in mouth for at least 2 minutes (obviously this can be extended with experience) = if you spit, you buy a round...simple but expensive. The dear Anna Chapman wroteth : >Why oh why does the world cup have to dominate not only every >TV set but >the mind of every male as well. Oh dear. There's about 20 of us in my office and I'm one of three blokes. The women have decided they want a swear/football fine box over the next month. Arsebuggerbollocks, we're not having any of it. We countered that with a fine box for everytime they mentioned soap operas, cuddly cute little shitbag kids, and those boys talking about getting erections in the Human Body on Beeb1 last week. Brandt wrote : >You know, I live in the US, and I tried watching the Italy-Chile >match on >ESPN and after watching it for 25 minutes, I got bored and >switched it to >soap operas, which was the lesser of the two evils. Presumably you only saw about 4 minutes of the game due to the advertisement breaks every time the ball went out of play. Keith Watson wrote : >Yes it looks like Scotland >will not progress to the second round, still Adrian's point about us >being >bollocks doesn't really stand, in a country of about 6 million >people, we do >very well to even qualify - and your team's shit... by the way. Especially seeing as 2 million of those are permenantly pissed, another 2 million haven't been seen for four years..shit yeah Scotland are not so much bollocks as Les ballons du chien. Carrick wrote : >Have a happy World Cup. That's why its so popular...it brings the >world >together. Well Englands fans have certainly been doing a lot of bonding this weekend. Peter Miller wrote : >I'm looking forward to Holland - Belgium tonight Such foresight. Goodnight. A. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Romping in Sheffield with the OAP rockers !
by Adam Robinson 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

What a start to the day ! Imagine my surprise when I was woken up this morning by a phone call from a nice man who told me that I'd won tickets to see Van Morrison and Bob Dylan in Sheffield, just by virtue of having bought some Cds in his shop. I can't wait, although I'm sure I won't know any of the songs, as I haven't got anything either of them has recorded after about 1980. If any of you want to share my lucky streak I suggest you put some money on Italy winning the World Cup. Their odds should have improved since their undistinguished showing against Chile and I "know" they're gonna win it. Ian Turton wrote: >Lenny Kravitz, >who is, I'm led to believe, Ms. Imbruglia's current beau. God, I find the Kravitz-monster irksome. He's an eyesore, makes some of the most horrible music ever perpetrated and has been "intimate" with several women I find terribly attractive - Kylie, Lisa Bonet and now the divine Miss Imbruglia. If he ever gets off with Lynda Bellingham I'll be well pissed off. Right, I'll leave you now. Cheers ! Adam. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: I'm sheepish...
by Mark Casarotto 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

Hello everyone, Only weeks after having a go at everyone going on and on about children's TV, I have to sheepishly apologise for grumbling as it seems that I am about to be working in the aforementioned industry. I got a job! Wooo! They haven't given me anything to sign yet, but it looks pretty much in the bag - in fact, as I write, I've just got a phone call with the salary package - not bad...! It does mean, though, that for my 4 more days of freedomI'm going to have to watch absolutely bucketloads of kids TV, so please forgive any belated critiques on Fireman Sam and chums... How do all you scots (and wannabes) feel about England's victory today? Obviously, as long as they don't beat Italy at any stage, I'm pretty delighted, but Garry has told me much about the ceaseless and absolute loathing for Engerland that lurks in the genes of every true celt, so I wondered if you're all cursing into your irn bru? I do like Trousers' idea, though, and I could well be up for that, tube strike permitting. I'm supposed to be going on a picnic tomorrow with my best mate's girlfriend (no scandal, unfortunately - we're just both unemployed while he markets a certain Well-Known Brand of Moisturiser and has two secretaries), but if the weather today's anything to go by, I think I'll be coming along to Trousers' bash - details still to come? Kevin Keegan - what a motherfucker. Sorry. Bye, Mark x ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: Monday morning miscellany
by BCapirigi＠aol.com 16 Jun '98

16 Jun '98

i have seen the sound of music, but not the ending... my friend alyssa (whose mother followed me today and assaulted me in a restaurant, incidentally) said something about a nun taking the spark plugs out af a nazi's car, although there are no nazis up to the point i have seen... i do own the soundtrack and have had to sing the lonely goatherd song for an audience before. my 2 cents... matt << > Then the bloke from the band said that he was listening to the Sound Of Music > soundtrack a lot at the moment, which granted him instant credibility with > myself, as it is a great film, as I'm sure you'll agree. Bizarrely I own >> ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Somos todos conejitos felices que tararean . consonancias felices del conejito - no somos? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Re: Sinister: B & S modern rock songs
by Ociosoig＠aol.com 15 Jun '98

15 Jun '98

well at CDZone- they had it to buy. i dont know what they're trying to pull. but glad to hear the album's coming soon. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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