April 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Re: Sinister: I am an animal, my teeth are sharp and my mouth is full...
by Jygsaw18＠aol.com 22 Apr '99

22 Apr '99

In a message dated 4/20/99 6:20:58 PM Eastern Daylight Time, hamibe02(a)wfu.edu writes: << Coolest Picture--JygSaw Dave, the man, the being, the stud. >> Blake obviously has a good eye.. i salute him. and good luck, blake, with the Hostess who has the Mostess. somebody else says << write to Magnetic Megan, who has unselfishly volunteered to stay at home in order to arrange last minute overnight shipments of Hello Kitty condoms direct from Japan to forgetful festival attendees. All she asks is that you bring her back a gift in return. Before and After photos of Kitty showing how much he grew do NOT count.>> I've always been terrified of Hello Kitty. She has the oddest merchandise, and as far as I can tell, it's all plastic or PVC. plus i knew a scary employee at Sanrio Surprises. luckily it's shut down now. jessica says things like <<*jell-o wrestling *games of full-contact hockey, after which all participants would be presented with an "i scored with jessicaxo" badge *pyjama parties galore *drunken races through the corridors at 4am *whipped cream fights *jumping on beds *the ever-popular canadian monopoly, complete with mountie icons>> that sort of thing is why my parents tsk tsk at me going to shows. for shame! actually, I can't go because I have no money. But I just got a job, so that should change. If I said I was looking for a job, and then i found a job(and heaven knows I am miserable now), would you all hate me? though i volunteer to jellowrestle any listees who fancy a bit of sticky grappling. doesn't that sound rude? dave* +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: More Bowlie Bollocks
by David Moore 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

Hi Booklovers, There was me worrying how 2,600 people would fit into a 2,300 capacity venue, and then Katrina tells us its actually 3,000 people. Well that's OK then, I can stop fretting now. Er, hang on a minute. Doesn't that mean that 700 people who have paid to see Belle & Sebastian won't be able to get into the gig, then? Let us hope that the walls truly are elastic, or there may be some rather untwee shoving going on, with fans getting their cardies in a twist. Poor Frances Hodgson Burnett must be turning in her grave looking all those nocturnal emissions being attributed to her in the Library. Miss Honey, will you have a Dewdrop Decimal Classification System soon, or is that superannuated now? Captain Miller, did you manage to finish your breakfast cereal after Stuart had garnished it? My respect for him increases daily, as I thought such techniques for liaising a sauce were known only to us catering professionals. Good night & God bless, David Moore Chelmsford, UK +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: FunkySeb writes...
by Essexdog5＠aol.com 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

Howdy, P!O!P! pardners! I was just about to apologise profusely for last night's very angry Boozie Bowlie post, and to the many people I'd called c***s, but then I realised that my e mailler hadn't sent it! hoorah! My 'puter has saved my skin again! Thank you Katrina for clarfying it all, I was seriously considering not going. After all, when there's nae whiskey, many people will be very sad. As those of you who love Ealing films will know... That whole ban thing's quite workable, those of us who love to get pissed al fresco can just go to the beach. Or sit in the bus shelter on the main road. Rock on! Anyway, everything looks slightly less bleak now. I wish Blake was coming. His (or her?) posts make me all shivery. They're great, even if he didn't think my photo on the site was any good. Git. Can anyone on this list (preferably in London) fence? Sabre, even? I asked everyone at Friday's Blue Soda, but they all looked at me as if I were drunk, which I was. But I mean it. It's a great sport, especially for those of us who prefer reading books and looking cool to running about a muddy pitch with lots of fat men. Contact me privately :-) I put this in my last abortive post, but I'll repeat it...can you buy bootleg "Iron Brew" down here (London), or is it only in Scottish Happy Shoppers? I'd love to know. Isn't Richey Manic gorgeous? Shame the music's bollocks. Da Duke wrote: <<"War war is stupid, and people are stupid." George O' Dowd, 8 years old.>> Too right. What is it good for, eh? seb +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Dublin Gig - Wednesday 28/04
by Katrina House 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

hello, i have a friend who can now not go to the Dublin gig and has two tickets for the Dublin gig for sale at cost + booking fee. if you are interested, please e-mail Stuart at: mailto:stuartf1@yahoo.co.uk and let him know! cheers, katrina. -- ************************************************************************ jeepster recordings ltd. - mailto:a-and-r@jeepster.co.uk http://www.jeepster.co.uk/ ***we are moving on april 1st 1999!*** new postal address is po box 14153, london, sw11 4xu, u.k. tel: 0171 924 2324, fax: 0171 924 6161 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Murdoch Felched My Frosties!
by PJMiller 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

To beer or not to beer? How confusing! I bet Jeepster are right, shame on those of you who doubted their word! Whatever the eventual outcome, don't worry. I've hatched a foolproof plan to get beer on site, involving a hijacked lager-filled fire engine with its lights and siren switched on, a fleet of special beer-dropping aeroplanes normally used to put out forest fires, and an ernormous beached oil tanker filled with Marston's Pedigree instead of crude oil. I'm having a few co-ordination problems though, so the puffa jacket option's still looking good. I'm going to get totally wazzed watching the European Cup tonight. I suggest you all do the same. Sister Disco +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: All the singles...at once
by Brennan 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

So there I was, just wandering around Sheffield, just ordered the limited edition Ash EP (only 5 in the whole city) when I wandered into the local HMV, lured by the promises of being able to vote for the band of the millennium. Out of habit I went the the albums stand first to see if any new B&S, Godspeed You Black Emperor or Ben Harper stuff was there. To my utter astonishment ;-) there wasn't so I meandered to the singles section and 3,6,9 seconds of light AND Lazy Line Painter Jane were sitting there (I've already got Modern Rock Song), begging to be bought, with a 10% discount by virtue of my studentness. Anyway. I grabbed them and held on to them for dear life and now all I need to finish my collection is Tigermilk. Any offers. According to Our Price it was run at the end of Feb and deleted early March. Spooky. The New Smiths? No thanks. We are the 1000 Belles and the band are nothing like the smiths. Later oliver +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bowlie and bunnies
by Jeanette 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

I hope you all have a very nice time at Bowlie this weekend and I'm looking forward to hearing all about it next week! I am a bit concerned about the list, though, what with Honey being out of pocket for so long! What will happen to us? Who will look after us? What if someone stages a coup!?! Think I'll just go sit in a corner with my favorite blankie and suck my thumb until Monday. Jacquie wrote: One day I was driving home and *whump* a bunny hopped under my wheels... Once over the shock I could not help but laugh *aloud* just like Cruella de Ville because I do so much dislike bunnies. That's not very nice, dearie. Tho' I did let out a sinister chuckle once when I saw a dead jackrabbit in the road. He was flatter than a pancake, but his huge ears were sticking straight up, waving in the wind. Struck me as a bit funny. I don't know what struck the bunny. jeanette +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bowlie - you CAN bring booze :)
by Katrina House 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

hello everyone, right, here's some info for you all (thanks to Steady Mike Jones for the Ticketweb info): ************************************************************************ Camber Sands Festival - April 1999 the festival runs from Friday April 23rd (the site opens at 4pm and bands start around 6.30pm on the main stage) until Sunday April 25th. you may stay on Sunday night, however you must check out by 10am Monday April 26th. there will be three bands on stage 1 on Friday, five bands on stage 1 and six on stage 2 on Saturday and Sunday. Entry to these venues will be on a first come first serve basis. the capacity for stage 1 is 2300 and for stage 2 is 900, so if there is a particular band you want to see, remember there will be another 2999 people onsite and you should get into the venue well in advance. when arriving at the site it is vital that you know the name of the person who booked your apartment if you are not with them. This is how we will know which apartment you have been allocated. Only two keys are issued per apartment. if you are collecting your tickets on the gate, please bring the credit card you made the booking with. Credit card pick-ups must go to the Western Car Park (this will be signposted). If it is not your credit card you must bring a letter of authorisation from the cardholder. Upon arrival to site please have all tickets ready to insure speedy entrance to the site. Note you will not enter the gates of the site unless you can show a valid ticket. everybody must bring a £25 cash deposit to be handed in on arrival, this will be refunded on departure providing no damage has been caused to your apartment. if damage caused exceeds the deposit value, the outstanding must be paid cash before departing the site. upon arrival you will be issued with a wrist band. Please keep it on at all times as replacements cannot be issued. anyone without a wristband will be asked to leave the site. please bring two pieces of ID with you [one with an address such as a bank statement and the other stating your date of birth]. You must have two pieces of I.D. with you at all times. You will be asked to show this on arrival, and the bars at Pontins may request this before serving you alcohol. Alcohol will not be served to under 18's. No under 14's will be permitted on the site. If you are aged 14 18 you must be accompanied by an adult at all times. you ARE allowed to take glass bottles and alcoholic cans into the site however you AREN'T allowed to consume them OUTSIDE your chalet ... therefore it's the "no street drinking" rule. you MAY be searched upon arrival to the site however any alcohol you have will not be confiscated. there will be random drug searches on the site. personal cameras are allowed to be taken into the venues providing they are 35mm or under. for all of you who haven't received any information regarding tickets etc., please phone Ticketweb on 0171-771-2000 and try to sort it out with them before panicking too much. Bedding will be provided in the chalets but no towels. There is a restaurant on site as well as food vendors, but the chalets are self-catering if you prefer to cook for yourself. There is a cinema and games room on site, as well as other activities such as go-karting, abseiling and swimming. Some of these activities will carry an additional charge. Directions: By British Rail: The nearest rail station to Camber Sands is at Rye which is approximately four miles from the Centre. By Car: If you take the M20 and leave at junction 10 you then pick up the A2070 to Brenzett from this you take the A259 to Rye and follow the AA signs to the site which is on the New Lydd Road. ************************************************************************ that's most of it for now, if you need any more info check the Bowlie site at http://www.jeepster.co.uk/bowlie/ ... see you there :) cheers, Katrina. -- ************************************************************************ jeepster recordings ltd. - mailto:a-and-r@jeepster.co.uk http://www.jeepster.co.uk/ ***we are moving on april 1st 1999!*** new postal address is po box 14153, london, sw11 4xu, u.k. tel: 0171 924 2324, fax: 0171 924 6161 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: judy and the dream of orgies
by Joss Moorkens 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

Archel: why don't you write a little note on a fiver which you then leave her as a tip. this would definitely spark my interest if not win my heart immediately. This doesn't always work. My mam used to have a school uniform shop, and this funny little beardy man would occasionally come in, saying he needed to get a uniform for his daughter. He explained that she was roughly the same size as him, so he could try it on for her. He would then try on the uniform and begin to get excited and a little sweaty. Then he would remove the uniform, and say 'fnank you' in his funny little voice before running out the door. On one of these little visits, he spied my sister behind the counter, so he gave her an envelope. This contained a pound note and a badly scrawled pencil message saying: 'please come around to my mum's for tea at six o'clock'. While this obviously sparked her interest, it failed to quite win her heart. She gave the man back his pound and politely declined his kind offer. Perhaps if it had been a fiver she'd have acted differently.... So I wouldn't personally recommend the note on a fiver. Although it may be more successful if you haven't just been excitedly cross dressing in front of the lucky recipient. la lala Joss +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sucks to your ass-mar!
by jessica 21 Apr '99

21 Apr '99

hey listies, in case you're having difficulties imagining the sort of fun you'll be missing out on without me at bowlie, let me help: *jell-o wrestling *games of full-contact hockey, after which all participants would be presented with an "i scored with jessicaxo" badge *pyjama parties galore *drunken races through the corridors at 4am *whipped cream fights *jumping on beds *the ever-popular canadian monopoly, complete with mountie icons instead, you'll likely all be in big trouble after the first big drinking binge as four chaletmates try and hit the bathroom at the same time, only to discover that the two keys are held by absentee members. any references to stuart and spunk should probably be kept hidden well away. i found discussion of his underwear to be intimate enough. ohmy, is it getting hot in here? i'll have you know that the real reason i won't be at bowlie is because i've received a better offer. what could be better than bowlie, you ask? i can't tell you yet. i'll just let you sulk because you aren't included. souping it, jessicaxo * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * someone had spied on us, i suppose, as we sat beside the canal and ate the sandwiches, drinking not even orangeade or coca-cola but hot milk out of a thermos. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * t i n y s t a r @ w o r l d y . c o m (it's lovely being a girl) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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