April 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: more tweekender soft focus memories, marine research, stuff
by Jim Taylor 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

aaaah. will try not to go on. too much. what a weekend as trousers pointed out in the now proven marvelous publication papercuts, (and made me reflect) this list is rather marvelous. i've been a bit of a naughty son, long subscribed......rarely read....but thankfully got round to logging on just often enough to find out about exciting events AND how to get to them without hassles (PAM YOU ARE A STAR:) unfortunately i cannot get to use the net very much.....nursing college at the hospital closes 6pm most days.....so will probaly go AWOL again fairly soon. so erm while i'm here ..hello to everyone i met for the first time, and met again and got to know a bit this time.....and those i didn't. The Bowlie for me showed the value of the list and the instant trust that seems to appear between listees.....and maybe b&s fans in general. i had a fantastic weekend, and could go on for pages, but want to thank all for being themselves, a lovley bunch, ermm lost for words... i know there are a few fans around so just to let anyone know i didn't excitedly tell o'er the weekend marine research are supporting fugazi/shellac @ stratford rex may 25th, but i get the feeling there aren't many tickets left - or at least nme ticketline said that last night.... and this is now confirmed..... saw Mackaye remove a stage invader (who had stage dived and knocked a lense out of my glasses) rather magnificently at the Fugazi Brixton show a few years ago - grabbed him by the neck, arms outstreched & frogmarched him off the stage neck veins a- pumpin'. MR at the garage tonight with 'the kinney' as they seem to become know in our house, but i can be excused from supporting 'em cos i am lucky boy on the way to see godspeed you black emperor as couldn't @ bowlie due to the obvious clash. heard very good reports though so am quite excited. damon is working upstairs (my old uni - city) in the library......poor thing had to get his head together for an interview today - cue amusing two hopless boys trying to iron a shirt on a very small table at 2am last night. mind you he didn't have to go in till later today. and slept sunday night. staying up playing beach footie at dawn with your fave pop stars (raymond & jerry fanclub, chrissie <hopefully there won't be any dodgy hand damaging tackles> geddes does do things to your body clock. forgot to look out for the sun that day (probably too busy noticing b&s members across the campfire), but as alsdair said on sunday the sun did indeed appear in an upside down stylee. most strange. Work was bearable....in fact good....too much going on about bowlie to people who didn't quite understand on my part, but a couple of patients were impressed. and nobody had killed themsleves etc while i was away which is nice. am rambling now so byebye & see yall on monday at the piccerkniccers?? well those in nearby remote wanking distance. somebody must sit down and explain this business to me then. i am confused. jim (purple trousers, permanetly pissed silly grins, poor attempts at saving penalties in celebrity-am 5-a-sides. sorry 'bout that folks.) etc. err oh yeah b&s rocked literally like never before. so obviously massive thanks to them. was going to accost murdoch in pitch drakness as he sat nose poking out from under a hood at the beach campfire to thank 'em for the whole thing. but bottled it. naturally. errr right thats it. xcept soda stream *are* amazing. Jim Taylor WIDE BERTH 9a Dibgy Crescent London N4 2HS 0171 690 9970 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: He sold out already?!
by Brandt S. Fundak 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

I was watching hockey highlights on ESPN at my friends last night and saw a commercial for the X Games that had backing music from LOOPER! The song was a butchered version of the treehouse and personally I was shocked. That is some record time for a sell out. Brandt "Mmmm...that's good Billy." --Troy McClure +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Warning: More Bowlie bits and bobbins
by Kevan Cooke 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

Hello folks, The hastily cobbled together Sinister team were magnificent, with Alistair Cook MS1996 almost scoring a hat-trick in the semi-final against ac acoustics. He followed this up by crippling Mark Casarotto during a kickabout on the beach on Sunday. Big Tam (also known as "the comedy goalkeeper") did indeed look pretty much incapable of saving anything, which is probably why he was replaced for the penalties by one of the other members of the team. Funny how Camera Obscura sportingly drafted in a selection of new and more capable players for the final though. I think there's a word for that. The Sinister team had the biggest following out of all the footie teams, wheras Camera Obscura could only muster up two or three supporters (one of these had strangely familiar red hair - shame on you Struan!) Trousers' exploits on the field seem to have been pretty well documented, and Stay Lucky Rory put in a sterling performance before failing to stay lucky. Meanwhile Steady Mike was getting decidedly unsteady in the one place where Sinister Rooled throughout, namely the bar. Well done to the very convincing Tim Hopkins impersonator for draining the entire site of beer. A feat that even the real Tim Hopkins would have struggled with. Thanks to Erin Lewis, and also Joss and Leagues, for convincing me to go and see the Flaming Lips. They were absolutely brilliant. Their gong and handpuppet antics were one of the highlights of the weekend. Other top moments were... The charm of the security guards: "You may be taking the piss out of us something chronic, but we have the power to evict you from the site." And the classic "Treat us nice love and you won't get any trouble." Wycombe 2 Man City 1: "Where's Tag?" "He's avoiding you." Trousers splitting a contact lens and having to spend Sunday watching bands in near darkness whilst wearing prescription sunglasses. Various people doodling pictures of Steve Lamacq, including Steve Lamacq, and Fluffy Sarah doodling pictures of everyone. Lazy Line Painter Jane, at the end of which I discovered tears running down my face. But most of all (as always) meeting loads of Sinister people, and can I just remind Carsmile Steve that he hasn't told us which church in Cheltenham we should all turn up at next Saturday. Best of luck mate. Thanks for tolerating another Bowlie post, Kevan The Fat Slug *********************************** chickclick.com http://www.chickclick.com girl sites that don't fake it. http://www.chickmail.com sign up for your free email. *********************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: well, that was fun, wasn't it?
by Alix Campbell 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

i feel like falling asleep until, oh, tomorow at least. hello i would like to recount highlights of bowlie, in a witty and gripping fashion, but i can't. so, bear with me whilst i mumble on a bit. i had great fun. no, i really did. met a whole load of you, and you're all lovely. met some security guards too who weren't lovely at all. i'm twee, there's no way they can threaten to, um, evict us from our chalet ("we've had complaints...") did anyone else have dodgy wallpaper in their chalet? i certainly did. every morning when i woke up it appeared to be moving, it just wouldn't stay still. most disorientating. apologies to carsmile steve for nearly decapitating him at the french cricket. sorry :) deep shame to all of my chalet for trying to sing B&S songs and failing to remember the words. "emma tried to run away/ she, um, la di da/ shit" anyway, there was loads more, but i can't be arsed to write it. ailsa r. has a long list, she'll tell you all about it. "wa-hey, it's the big gorilla" love alix p.s FunkySeb's dancing the universe contains everything that exists, the planets, their moons, the stars, star clusters, the galaxies and groups of galaxies and all the space and all the gas between them. as far as scientists know there is only one universe and there is nothing which is not part of it. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I've got sand up my bumhole
by funkyseb 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

...four showers and much Q tip probing and I'm still leaving little castles everytime I sit down. Bloody seaside holidays. I'm sure everyone must be getting sick of Woblie stories, but I went, so ner, and I'm going to talk about it. Firstly and lastly, immeasureable thanks must go to Pam, and her bus, and the lovely driver, who obligingly let us stop on the hard shoulder for a fag when we wanted one. I have no idea how we would have got back home without our double decker friend. Respect. And BIG thanks to a certain tabby haired popstar who entertained everyone all weekend, not least with his songs, but even more by being shit at football and running about like a girl ;-) So when's the next one, eh? All festivals should be this good- great telly, sunny days, a beach with dunes you can play war in, and people you know everywhere you look. Shame that Pontin's seemed to think that we were scum, and deserved none of the luxuries (like safe electrics and clean sheets) that we'd expected, but this can all be sorted out, I'm sure. Sod it, I'm not going to beat about the bush. STUART, IF YOU"RE READING THIS, CAN WE HAVE ANOTHER BOWLIE? IT WAS FUCKING AMAZING!! funkyseb<who is still wearing his wristband, in silent protest at the injustice of his having to go back to work> +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Looper/Sinister footie team
by Will Demarest 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

It seems a jolly good time was had by all at some minor music fest on the south coast. On this subject I have nothing to say, but I have been asked to post a little something about the Looper footie team from my mate Alex. The Looper team would have undoubtably won the footie final had they managed a single shot on goal. Big Tam was barely in a condition to stand up, let alone save a shot. The unfortunate though inevitable conclusion is that Looper just weren't good enough to win. Better luck next time lads. Many thanks to all for a cracking weekend, -W _________________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get your free @yahoo.com address at http://mail.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Another Bowlie?
by Victoria.Rees＠ft.com 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

I just read in the NME that B&S are planning another Bowlie in September. Does anyone else know any more about this? Is this going to be the start of something big.....? I also read Stephen Dalton piece about the weekend. He refers to the whole thing as the "no soul weekender". Perhaps that has something to do with the fact that he stayed in a hotel, and is at least 90 years old.....No soul? How could he fail to get caught up in the infectious atmosphere of the whole thing? The vibe while standing waiting for B&S to come on was almost overwhelming. I take his point that most of the non-white people on site were bouncers, but there's not a lot you can do about that at an indie festival. You can't force people to come if they don't like the music and similiarly, as a general rule there are very few non-white indie bands. The whole point was that it was an event for like-minded folk with the same taste in music, there was certainly no racist agenda. Sticking a soul or RnB act in the line-up just to be PC and diverse would have been a joke...Bowlie was certainly the most soulful and friendly festival of my long festival career. On the other hand, the reviews of the actual music, provided by the slightly more in touch writers, couldn't have been nicer. and there was a picture of my friend Max's bag (the one with the little foxes)..... Vicky **************************************************************************************** *Please visit the web site of the Financial Times at http://www.ft.com * * * *This E-Mail is intended for the use of the addressee only and may contain confidential* *information. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any * *use or dissemination of this communication is strictly prohibited. * *If you receive this transmission in error, please notify us immediately then * *delete this E-Mail. * * * *postmaster(a)ft.com * **************************************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I hope you all had lots of fun.
by weejay 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

No, I really do. Really. I had a dream about Bowlie on friday night, more of a nightmare really. it was in the middle of Hereford for some reason and I was there with my dad and my sister (note subconcious spaceboy dream reference, arcmchair psyciatrists.) We got in by drawing return stamps on our hands with those UV security pens, but when we got in the hall was empty and terrorvision (!) were playing, so we left and went to the pub where I met dickon from orlando and I told him I liked his music. Which was a fib. Then I woke up. Apart from that I spent the weekend in my room writing, which is a MUCH more B&S-esque activity than a festival so you're all probably all really jealous of me. And, new recruits, the correct terminoligy is the non gender specific "sinisterines". Er.... that would be about it really. I like the new search thingy by the way, the examples it comes up with are bizarre in the extreme and have the added advantage of opening the possibility of expanding one's popularity by liberal usage of words like Pastel and baby jesus in your message. Or maybe not. xxx weejay PS - I've been told that some monitoring systems screen out my mailings as spam because I put XXX at the end. To which I can only say: free password, work from home, make $$$ now, hot sex action, smut, smut, smut. (tee hee) Blue Glow is now at http://diskant.future.easyspace.com/blueglow/ (This network is as sick as a dog. If you can't get through try maleslut(a)chickmail.com instead) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Two and a half days in love with you...
by Alasdair Cook MS1996 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

Not a bad little weekend, there. Edited highlights coming up: The impromptu megaphone enhanced gig, with Sarah looking as embarassed as it is possible to be and singing along despite not knowing the words. Hearing the fantastic H!O!P!kins impersonator (had me fooled) spout his theories about Sgt Pepper being the root of all evil in the world etc, and finding him wandering about in an entirely convincing daze and almost in tears after Vic Godard. Witnessing some of the cheapest prostitution this side of Bankok (or is that Bangcock?) involving theivin' gypsy tarts Leaonard, Trousers, Moorkens and Dastoor. Slags. The sinister football team being cobbled together to replace Looper less than an hour before the tournament and going on to destroy everyone in their path up until the final, when they lost on pens to the jammy bastards from Camera Obscura. Sorry, the excellent sports from Camera Obscura who thouroughly deserved their victory. Disappointingly, impressive though Mad Dog Murdoch's legs of sex were, they couldn't propel the B&S team past the first round. Trousers looking at various points during Sunday night like Steve Lamacq, Lou Reed and Stevie Wonder, though his request for Stu M to give us Baker Street on his shiny new sax was cruelly ignored. Watching the sun rise upside down (the sun, not us) on Sunday morning, and moving swiftly away from the group of Glasgow neds (what the fuck did I go down there to get away from for 5 days?) who turned up on the sand dunes once this sight had been witnessed. The sinister picnic on Sunday when it quite incredibly remained sunny throughout, while I managed to eat a sandwich without getting sand in it. Sodastream's secret chalet gig, (cheers Jim!) which was very cool. Finally working out on Monday night what the badge someone gave me at the end of B&S (see subject box) meant. Generally laughing our tits off about hundreds of things including the exceptionally good Willy Wonka, the huge monkey, the hairy cave, bad puns, good puns and lots more besides. Oh, and some bloke from Ayr with his weirdo mates who stopped me from seeing Godspeed You Black Emperor. Bastards. Thanks to the wonderful Carsmile Steve for the badge (have a great wedding day mate), Jim and Damon for the Frosties, the sinister football supporters who remained to cheer on the team rather than go and see Sodastream/Looper (and Mr Murdoch who switched allegiances half way through the final to support us), Alix, Kevan, Mark, Vicky and Ailsa for putting up with my strange eating habits and bad jokes for over 4 days, (is this starting to sound like an Oscar speech? Frankly I don't give a shit, cos I had an amazing time) and everyone else I met who were without fail fantastic in the extreme (somebody stop me here before I get hold of the remote wanking machine). And for the very last and absolute final time, sorry Mark. What can I say? Looks like the kids are alright after all. Who'd have though, eh? Alasdair xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bowlie Drunk and ONLINE!
by Honey 27 Apr '99

27 Apr '99

An absent mummy writes: Words cannot express how embarrassed your list mummy is at this raw display of arch-nerdery, but if the 900 people on Sinister who didn't get to Bowlie happn to get this mail, whizzed to you via the ether from my chalet, it's just a little gesture from us all to make you feel a little better (or worse, maybe). I passed around my little green portable sinister screen in the Pontins "Traditional English Pub" and this is what came out when it got back to me. Needless to say they serve beer in this pub, and the beer is so bad, Tim Hopkins keeps having to taste it for us. While I'm here a few little vignettes: 1. David Moore being mistaken for John Peel by a really sincere American, who's been worshipping Mr Peel for decades. He was crestfallen to discover that "John" was in fact not "John", but someone who makes a profession out of telling jokes about having sex in toilets. 2. Stuart Murdoch driving around the site in a big red van with an even bigger big red grin on his face - Postman Pat. 3. Andreas Herring who used to be One Of Us seen in a corner with Stuart talking for about two hours about... presumably the Jasmine Minks. 4. Momus turning up at the Sinister do at tremendous do at the Betsey Trotswoods pub on the Thursday night, and "liking Chris Leonard". He's taken. 5. Stephen Pastel dancing. 6. The stuff about Jarvis Cocker below is really true - he's walking around trying to look non-chalant and looking very chalant. Everyone's pretending to not know who he is. List mummy kisses from the concentration camp of the south, back on Monday, stick the kettle on - honey xxx --- Keith ejaculates: Me and Chris have a remote wanking machine and we're using it to toss off random pop stars. It's a top toy, like Danny's tranny except ruder. --- Rachee: you are missing me! what more can i say. ps, this place rocks. --- Trousers exclaims: the sinister football team did you proud, going out on pens in the final.... --- Linda Kerr ruminates: Hopelessly too many people here to see everyone..... --- Pushkin & Brioche declare: Does anyone know how to get to our chalet? We've been stuck in the pub for 37 hours, every path leads back here! --- Holly Woodlawn: Still searching for a wet banana..... --- Andy Seymour: done bugger all since being introduced to chris and keiths remote wanking device.... --- JJ here, I shagged everyone and then I did it again, I don't think they noticed, I am having a nice time and i feel a bit ill, I wish I was here. I love you. xxx --- Steady Mike reporting Like a huge steel cock pulsing pure entertaintment custard into the moist mouth of the sinister massive, Camber Sands has delivered its load. On time and warm to boot. Vic G stamped his inherent magnificence into the face of everyone present and people were grateful. Blah blah blah beer, etc. --- hello, this is Chris live from the pub in camber sands. only it's not live is it. i'm drunk and having a splendid time and talking about entertainment custard. miss honey has requested i tell a story right now so here you go. we all know that stuart lee majors is a musical genius. he fucking rules. but what you probably didn't know is that he is also an electronic genius too. one day he invented the most incredible device in the whole world ever - the electronic remote wanking machine! with this device he could wank off any living beast from any distance. at first he tried it out on himself, and it worked a treat. then he tried it on his dog, and ditto - success! love from chris ---- Hey you lot, we're at the bowlie fest. And our auto wanking machine is working a treat. We're all clubbing together at the moment to wank Peter Miller off. Using the power of our minds. Love Keithy Dee. --- Fluffy Sarah wrote something but she told me to "blimmin well delete it" because it wasn't funny (this wasn't true). It contained the phrase "KEITH IS STILL WANKING the freak". --- andy dean from his big hairy bowlie cave says: umm, we've nambled all day and now it's time for pambling. wish you were here. actually, most of you are... --- elisapet says (from the pub) Bands? What bands? We haven't left the pub all weekend except for to watch Bowlie TV. Oh and Chris Leonard had the brillint idea that we should pre-marinate sheep so that they come ready in different flavours. Don't you wish you were here? --- Benjamin notes: Paunchy John, who sells the beer at the Queen Vic, is currently under the influence of the Keith & Chris remote wanking device and can only mutter "Gaaaah... 'ave another?" --- Mister T. Hopkins adds... Think of yourself swimming in an olympic-sized swimming pool filled with lager, stout, gin and some other unidentified fluid. Now imagine (almost) all your favourite sinisterines skinny dipping in the pool . There, wasn't that fun? Don't believe a word of what they have said. The whole weeked has been a rainy washout. the high point being Keith Watson winning the knobbly knee contest. No alcohol is allowed on site, everybody here is horrible and I have just been invited to guest on the forthcoming Pink Floyd LP. I wish I was back in Sidmouth. Remember kids,getting drunk doesn't take away the pain. Tim --- Thom Hopkins feels my pain. Keith --- Susannah aka nubblybumps//nippybutts/honeymuff/tittyflump writes: Yes. Bollocks to the other posts, you know you can rely on me to spill it, baby. Let me entertain you: 1) Stuart Murdoch has orange and black striped pyjamas, Mick has little boys blue and white paisley ones, Isobel has a nightie with ribbons and bunny rabbits, and Stuart David sleeps in his nothings. Fresh as the day he was born. 2) Jarvis Cocker smokes nicorette fags, and went paddling in the sea in his suit. 3)When the Sinister cum looper boys did the football thang. Trousers' pants ffell down and we all saw his winky. It wasn't impressive. No, really it wasn't. 4) Above all the topic of conversation is gaining your brown wings. 300 in total last night. And thats just the sinister lot........... 5) Overheard in Sinister corner: Tim Hopkins 'The trick to singing like Louis Armstrong is not to use any consonants at all' Chris Leonard to any passer by 'I'm wanking you off on my wank machine' Joss 'Chris, you're moving your hand too fast' Sarah 'If I go up and take a picture of Stuart murdoch, will he think i'm a geek?' Trousers 'Who saw my winky?' Honey 'You,ve got to tickle it, ooh I felt a twinge' Tag 'Wycombe 2 Manchester City 1' Keith Watson 'Nice bit of Huey Lewis' Laurel Girvan 'Susannah has such a nice ass' she really said that. Thats unedited. Thats it kids. xx --- Joss says: I fancy ChrisLeonard. Honestly. He's a fox. Last night I fell on the dancefloor and landed on my chin. I am a fool. Love joss --- +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". 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