August 1999 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: a long post and bad humour from a newbie..
by * * 02 Aug '99

02 Aug '99

***** because i pressed the wrong button and closed aol, i dont know if this mail was sent.. cos, its hotmail and i have no way of knowing, since i dont set sent mail to be saved.. if i even can.. so, if this came already.. I AM SO SORRY!!! if not.. READ READ READ!! please?) ***** allo listeroos... does that work? ~~~ Stuart Gardiner mentioned "Of course, there are other problems surrounding the rerelease. I'm sure I'm not the only person on this list who is anal enough to keep their CD collection in alphabetical order by artist. Well I go one stage further, under each artist they're filed in chronological order. So should Tigermilk be my first B&S album or my last one? Or should I just get a life?" i do the same thing.. and.. i took the darlin Steve C's idea of putting Tigermilk first, as to trace the musical evolution of the band.. or something like that.. sorry, i forget the exact thing you said.. ~~~ yes! jump right into responding to a single old post! yay me! actually.. im proud of myself.. because, i am reaching the point where i almost have no new mail in my inbox.. and i refused to post untill i did.. as i type this.. i am up to July 27th.. altho.. i have gone thru over 3 hundred posts today or something.. and dont remember anything that anyone was talking about.. except for the blair witch project and eyes wide shut.. oh! and being drunk.. and trying to obtain tigermilk.. and my rather bland story of getting it will be told soon enough.. sorry. ~~~ since.. some people were talking about stuD's voice growing on them.. i thought i would mention.. i think i like it better then Stuart M's.. but, i dont like up a tree better then most of the B&S stuff (IYFS excluded).. but.. then again.. i also like the Gentle Wave's album.. so.. nyah :) ~~~ sadly.. i couldn't make it to the NY show.. instore, or the Philly show.. cos my dad is a meanie and wouldn't drive me.. the horrors of being a permitless teen. and.. living more then an hour away from both busseling metropolisis. i didnt make it out to the new york shows when they happened back in the day either .. cos.. i wasnt into the band yet, altho, a friend who is on the list (i think) and will be mentioned soon was pestering me to bet something... ~~~ Blake wondered " do theylaugh, cackle, or do they stare in awe, and are they intimidated by our clique-ness?" well.. i just didnt want to post untill i had gotten thru all the mail.. and, actually, i still havent.. but i think i will post anyway.. but.. can i join the clique if i promise to post? please please please please please??? :) ~~~ LJ stated "when i'mactully this short nearsighted incredibly nerdy shut-in girl who's never been kissed. " stop talking about me damnit!! you dont even know me yet!! :) and.. also in responce to your ongoing about female masturbation looked down upon, and how gals are taught to be polite.. whats really sad is when the gal cant even appreciate herself, because society has been so down on the idea of it, even when she tries. thats my excuse of the moment, and im sticking to it, if you dont mind :) maybe i need some toys.. ~~~ is that good for smut content? i was kinda worrying i wouldnt be able to talk about anything... or is this thread totally unrelated.. ? or course.. im worrying that by the time i reach the end of my mail.. this will have become an old thread.. and.. no one will care.. . altho, if anyone does.. wow. ~~~ oh!! another reason i havent posted yet!! want to know? i have actually had nitemares about Hunny emailing me and throwing me back in the nursery... ~~~ Jen asked a question i have actually put alot of thought into at another time "okay well, something that i still wonder about to this day is this. when itwas time for sex ed in grade 7 why did the girls get 2 ENTIRE weeks out of gym class to learn all about it, when the boys reported a video in the lockeroom for 30 minutes and nothing more?" i was thinking.. cos we are the ones that would get pregnant.. and, i think that because we are girls and have no sex drive (everyone laugh at my attempt at humour please) we should know more in order to escape the consequences that would be inflicted onto us by the men. i tried. ~~~ puzzle dave moon man said "It's "the tripe" as we in America say" we say that? oh shit.. where was i? (its only 3 lines.. please dont kill me) ~~~ LAWRENCE CHARLES MIKKELSEN wrote: 'Any suggestions from fellow listees about the perfect B&S song for my wedding?' (and.. i totally copied that from Seans post.. ) i take it "i dont love anyone" wouldnt be appropriate? hmm.... ~~~ i think that a stuart david fan club is a marvelous idea!! count me in!! please!! ~~~ because more then 1 person has mentioned chasing amy.. i agree.. go see it.. just, not with your dad in the same room. that made things kinda uncomfortable. ~~~ i have no new mail!!!! this is the first time since i have joined the list that i was thru all my mail!!!! wow!!! so, now i can post. ~~~ actually.. i have had my voice for maybe 2 months now. and.. you might be wondering who i am, if you have made it this far in the post.. so, i shall tell you. ~~~ my name is Jes.. im, sadly, a 16 year old in Jersey, and i go to school in a lil suburb in NY. so, now you might be wondering, how a girl in a land of mainstream music has heard of such a divine band. well.. actually.. the radio station that i listen to has played b&s a few times.. on their underground show (and the DJ gave me my copy of TIJAMRS.. ).. but! jamie (wave dear) was babbling on about the band for a very long time.. so.. in january.. i ended up getting a copy of TBWTAS (which is on now, and skipping like mad).. and.. actually, it didnt catch my ear the first time i listened to it. altho, dirty dream number 2, i thought, was the prettiest thing that i ever heard. so, i listened to the album a bunch more times.. and totally fell in love with it. then i got IYFS. i dont like it as much.. i think that me and the major is totally awesome.. and so is the title track and dylan and the movies, and mayfly... but, the rest of it hasnt stuck yet. maybe i'll listen to it tonite, and fall in love with it. maybe not. then.. one day.. a few months ago.. i just went on a mass ordering spree and got the rest of the EPs, looper and the gentle waves. and, i made a cute lil song. "Jeepster loves me this i know for my cdnow bill tells me so the belle and sebby eps to me belong and where the gentle waves are weak looper is strong." i know, it sucks.. but.. i tried!! do i love everything? yeah! and.. that leads us to here. the darlin steve c is sending me a copy of bowlie.. so im a happy bunny.. and.. dirty dream number 2 just went on.. so, im now really happy.. ya know.. when i went to go get tigermilk.. i actually found it on the first try.. and got the only copy in the store, which, a friend then said was prolly the only copy they had.. ~~~ so.. now in fear that when hunny gets back i will be sent away again.. altho! oh!! something else. why we lurk. ready? cos.. it seems almost evil.. which makes it inticing.. cos, your sitting there, reading other people mail.. and.. they dont really know you are.. but, your allowed to. cool or shit? im going towards the latter. ~~~ see ya later aligators and, i wish i had a cute lil nick name.. but, i dont.. Jes ~~~ AOL names- wldeydchld/faerybich/FdeIn2Morn (which, once i remember how.. i am going to put my sinister mail there, cos i really do hate hotmail... rather.. once i switch screen names and go to the page and see if it is there.. cos i bet it prolly is.. am i right?) ICQ- 43539844 _______________________________________________________________ Get Free Email and Do More On The Web. Visit http://www.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: little voice: an attempt at a good first post
by Ryan Wayne Dohoney 02 Aug '99

02 Aug '99

Hi sinisterphiles, Ummm, I know have a voice so I thought I'd give my regards to the list. Obligatory B&S content: I discovered our favorite little band a little over a year ago. IYFS became my favorite album ever soon thereafter. I've never seen them live nor do I have any cool bootlegs or much B&S related stuff. I really love the band and have "converted" many, many people to the ways of B&S. So enough about them for the moment. About me: I'll be a junior at a university in Texas. I'm an aspiring opera singer with interests in musicology and medieval studies. I'm not too interesting. I'm just a boy who likes to bop around the room to "Get me away from here I'm dying" and hang out in art museums. No girlfriend to speak of and unfortunately the girl i'm starting to like is about to go to Austria for a year. . . damn. So that's it. I'll refrain from commenting on the masterbatory infatuation of the list at the moment. I like all of you, you're posts have proved fascinating reading over the past few weeks. I'm glad to be amidst such cool folks who are weird like me. bye for now, ryan ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ryan W. Dohoney email: jupiter(a)rice.edu aol im: RWDjupiter Jones College Orientation Week Coordinator 23 Sunset Blvd. Houston, Tx 77005 "Monochrome in the 1990s You go disco and I'll go my way" - Belle & Sebastian ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Taming the Trouser Snake?
by Starry Pikachu 01 Aug '99

01 Aug '99

Hello you lot, I've just arrived back from Swinging and Hip London Town, I have. I saw lots of bands that had names like Velocette and Baxendale, but I had a note from my mum saying I couldn't go to see Marine Research cos I had a chesty cough. Baxendale mentioned Ricky Martin twice, and I LIKED THAT. Velocette were quite spanking gorgeous too. I drank some Caffreys before they came on as well, and I LIKED THAT TOO. Johnk was two hours late and I won't let him forget it either. How long do people SPEND wanking anyway? Whats the average time that it takes males to get their kicks, as opposed to females? Can men only do it once and then have to wait until their feeble inferior bodies recover in time to beat their meat again?? Ladies can do one after the flurping other, mate. Woah hey, yeah - thats feminism, cha. Anyway - solo sex for him and her? Sleeping with PEOPLE is where its at these days chaps. I slept with two different Sinister people this week, and both times were GREAT. I did it with a BOY and a GIRL. But don't worry LJM - I'm not treading on your dyke territory or anything - perish the thought eh? I hate the word "dyke" anyway. Bulldyke indeed. A dyke is a damn anyway isn't it? You have a dyke in a river? Lesley thinks "in your dreams mate". Fnar fnar! Or is a dyke....yeah - what IS a dyke in the original sense of the word anyhow? And hey, don't worry about being A List Celebrity either. It seems to have been proved we're all wankers anyway. I've changed my degree to Spanish & Politics! (hopefully..) Only so I can pull Ricky of course. He must be quite clever you know, cos he songs his sings in loads of different languages, and dances like a WILD THING, and sings....in a funny voice. Londons Sanrio selection in Topshop is pish compared to the Manchester one. YEAH! And right get this. Perhaps I'm just, you know, small town and that - but I thought Camden Town, saturday night, it would be CRAWLING with cabs! BUT NO! WE WALKED! FROM CAMDEN! TO EUSTON! TO GET! A CAB! MY FEET STILL HURT! HOT DAMN! EVEN IN PRESTON! THERE ARE TAXIS! EVERYWHERE! BUT IN LONDON! NOOOOO! If you don't know where those places are - neither do I really - just assume its a long way when you're sooo tired and just want to sleeep... Speaking of which, its 23.44, my MAX AIR ("its not chewing gum, its a LIFE EXPERIENCE" - quote from me) WOT JUST ARRIVED FROM (the boardz uv) KANADA is losing its flavour, so I will leave now. night night sleep tight, Sarah xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i'll be back in a moment
by Alix Campbell 01 Aug '99

01 Aug '99

hello then PANTS WITH MAGGOTS IN! i havent written in ages because im crap and my messages are too. however, i was heartened by ailsa(1) telling me that i made her contacts lens fall out from Laughter. shes probably lying though. either that or i imagined it. i imagine quite a lot. or confuse TV with Not TV. halfway through conversations i'll remember and have to say 'oh sorry, that was on animal hospital, *ive* never swallowed a WHOLE roll of sellotape and had to have my stomach cut open whilst rolf harris watched. neither am i covered in fur and prone to mewing either' STOATS! im going to try and namedrop extensively in this post. because i can. it doesnt mean i dont love the rest of you. im keeping a score of names. i hope it annoys everyone greatly and gets me involuntarily unsubscribed. FOR THE LADS if you shout this loudly outside crowded tube stations, very little happens. if you shout it through the the doors of men's loos, im sure something exciting happens, but i ran away. hmph. im beginning to get a bit worried about my ATP chalet. what with kevan(2) being in it and someone* wanting photos of whoever has to share the double bed. i believe this is me and erica(3)**. EH, CHAPS? thank you to everyone who came to the picnic, jolly good show, what? we had a Riot. despite the huge tornado that was hovering above london and the thunder and the rain. actually, i enjoyed that bit. what i also enjoyed was... 1. the drink marcus(4) made that i drank. what was it anyway? tasted lovely, ta. 2. the fact that on getting home and unpacking i found a packet of chocolate digestives. that noone ate. haha biscuits! ha, for me! doesnt matter that i dont like biscuits and dont eat chocolate. 3. going to see baxendale. although strousers(5) says i am posh, i am forced to agree with him about baxendale. ace. 4. drinking tequila with enthusiastic pam(6). then on the third shot being told that they'd run out of tequila. well, baffle my lemur! no tequila! 5.missvicky(7) for putting me up 6. not Enthusiastic but still enthusiastic pam's(8) cheeseboard. i may not like cheese myself, but i appreciate and respect it. what i didnt enjoy.... 1. the heat. whats going on there, eh chaps? 2. duvet theft 3. not buying the hello kitty suitcase in hamleys. i *know* its takng sanrio too far, but, a Suitcase! just imagine what you could do with that. on the thursday myself, johnk(9), starrysaRah(10) and erica went to regents park. we took the long (wrong) route and walked for flurping miles. but when we got there we drank strawberry milkshake with rum in, ate strawberries and fig rolls. it seemed a good idea by then to go in one of the rowing boats on the lake. and Row. erica rows fantastically, round and round in circles ~. shes not just a blurry face, you know. then we found ourselves trapped in the park trying to get out. i'll shut up now though, noone else cares about being lost in a bloody massive park with No Apparent Exits. YARDSTICKS paula(11), i too love ricky martin. im going to buy that CD, i am. well, bye, props, or something. im not DOWN WITH THE KIDS(TROUSERS....fnar fnar starbar) with all this jargon. love you lots, but not in the biblical sense alix *possibly big stu(12). alternatively i may have imagined this. ** see above. decidely scanty recollections of saturday night, etc, etc. Go and see Droolz at - http://www.droolz.ukf.net/ It's more fun than skinnydipping with nuns +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Gregory + birds = me in cinema
by Colin Campbell 01 Aug '99

01 Aug '99

Ha! I just bought the last ticket for the world premier of the "long awaited" sequel to gregory's girl, cunningly entitled gregory's two girls. So if you haven't got a ticket, I blow a rasberry at you and laugh in your general direction. However it'll probably be shit, just like the "long awaited" star wars bollocks, or it might not, but i'll be sure to tell you after, all you bill forsyth fans out there! Some bastards allready bought all the tickets for the blair witch project though, nevermind. I have nasty calouses on my palms, a sore wrist and my sheets are a little on the crunchy side, but I can't quite work out what's going on. Any suggestions? museums are cool, especially old ones. colin. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Swelterinng...
by JaMeS 01 Aug '99

01 Aug '99

Lesley wrote: >that, and if i did i'd probably have to shoot myself. BLEHH. although i >did notice that i have 2 more mysteriously appearing list crush votes. I >motion that the archives be unsealed and we get to see who is secretly >obsessed with each one of us. it would be cruel fun. mmm, i agree. I for one would like to see panic and mayhem unfolding on the list as crushes get revealed. okay, me personally, i've got nothing to lose as the only person i voted for was isobel, and i stand to lose nothing, but, hey, if lots of secrets come flying out then hey, maybe something good might come out of it. and if it doesnt, at least it might provide good entertainment for the rest of us as the recriminations start to fly... oh, and i noticed that when you choose your list cruch, my name appears right next to the lovely ms.campbells,(even though it shouldnt in strict alphabetical terms, i don t know how that happened), and this made me chuckle. some people may know why. FEMALE MASTURBATION/ ORAL um, well my knowledge on this topic is pretty thin. except that i watched Chasing Amy last night and it figured quite a lot in it (very funny film). LOVE im a very cynical old-timer when it comes to the subject of love and the 'perfect partner'. i refuse to watch (typical, at least) rom-coms, as they seem to have very little bearing in (my, for one) reality. i dont believe there is just one person out there for you, we're not really all that different in the grand scheme of things, and i think we could happily settle down with any number of people (within reason) (and not at the same time). with true love, does it count if you thought you were madly in love at the time, only to look back on it now it was blatently obvious that you were just being young and very foolish? does that then constitute love?i would say no, for my sake at least... LONDON PICNIC i wish i had something proper to put here, but i didnt go in the end, as my proposed accompanee (idiom?) couldnt make it and i was far too scared to go on my own. anyway i hope everyone who did go had a luverly time. newly unemployed for the rest of the summer and now slacking, JaMeS :) http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Hall/7789 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The cult of gui
by Guilherme Barrella 01 Aug '99

01 Aug '99

Hello sinisterines, Well, well... All these talk involving my name. I thought I should say something. Or I shouldn't... Anyway, I'm scared. I could shut up and watch the cult of gui grows, as blasé as a popstar could be, but I felt cozy and safe and warm when Paula Cullen Booze Explosion said "our gui", so I shall speak. If you want to know how my name is pronounced, it's just like the "gi-" from the word "give." And I'm not a gee, neither in an american way, nor in an english way. I like the idea of being a gee if you're talking about jesus though. (I think I'm losing it...) Oh, let me quote Stephen Heister please: "Lets see what else did i think was important enough for all of you to read?? Oh yes. GUI..." I know I cut half of the sentence and he was talking about some technical stuff but I forgive him. (I'm really losing it...) And lovely canadian country girl Genevieve said her words of wisdom: "WHY IS GUI A NAUGHTY WORD,YOU WEIRDOS." Thank you Genevieve, I'll write a song with your name in it. And someone at the sinister chat room said my name sounds like a warrior princess name. I won't forgive you because you brought my princess complexion back. I want to be a princess. And a mermaid. Am I gay? Out-of-the-nursery Jason is? (I lost it completely... I'm sorry) Okay, I think that's enough of me. I'm never too tired to talk about myself. I wish I could talk about masturbation but I don't really care about this subject. I just wanted to mention Tindersticks' song "Jism" in the middle of the talk. I'm not sure why though. I could shut up, I had the chance. Bye bye. Love, gui PS - All the names in this message are fictional. If you're offended, sue me. No, it's only a coincidence, don't sue me. I'm sorry. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo(a)majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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