March 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: best laid plans...
by kinky angel 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

why is it when you plan to have an easy going weekend, go to a movie, play around with daemons in #sinister, and generally be good little angel...it never works that way? saw mission to mars friday night and was supposed to go home. i called the little man on my way home and he said he could get us into the club free that's next to the movie theatre...well it was straight boy preppy hell...i caught myself hitting on a girl...i'm a sucker for anyone who calls me adorable. saturday...don't go to clubs by yourself if you're not sure who's gonna be there...cute little brit boy was hitting on me and it was kinda cute...asked me to come home with him and i had to remind him that i work for him... k...saw that box set thingy in the shops...i'm broke so i simply looked at it...so of course i bought a coil album...all logic when it comes to money has simply left me...i know i'll buy the box set sooner or later...gonna wait for a day i need cheering up... a. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: His : Anal Topics
by Jason Andreas 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

Hi twee buddies <grin> I had an odd night at the 13th Note on Friday. I was with a few folk, celebrating someone's 18th, when who should wander in but *deep breath* Ally, Ailsa (+Neil), Callum, Carsmile Steve and Meg (Mrs Carsmile). How incredibly shocking. The people I was with were all a bit bemused and kept asking me why these people had their badges on upside down <grins> After they went downstairs to see the bands, who should turn up but five folk from the alt.music.belle+sebastian group. I never realised that I knew so many people <giggle>. I wish I could have gone downstairs and seen the bands with you guys, but my loyalties for the night were with the folk I was with. Pity really, cos I hear that a few of the band are on Sinister too. I HAVE A NEW CRUSH VOTE!!! - whoever you are, don't be shy, reveal yourself and you may even get a snog out of it. Please tell me who you are. Please. I will allow full abuse of my body to the person who can get me a copy of Fishyclap before it hits the shops <grin> Well, only if the person is a girl. If you're a guy, I'll give you a hearty handshake and a Radiohead bootleg <grin> I just realised that the abbreviation of History : Analysis Of Topics on my college timetable is ****"His :Anal Topics"*****. How did that little fishy escape the net? huh? huh? hmm? Would a twee thesaurus be a thethauruth? --Jason Andreas Silent whispers in my head, Never heard but always said. ICQ: 45821217 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: beck in stockholm!
by Antti Koskiranta 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

i'm abusing the list now, but it's for a good cause. okay? my friend has a ticket for Beck in Stockholm, next monday, 20 march, and she can't make it. so the ticket is for sale. if you want to help a poor lass, and see BECK!, mail her at ktervonen(a)hotmail.com that's all love and mints, antti +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: news just in...Isobel Campbell is cute and twee Shocker!
by idle berry 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

Feeling a little queasy today, and I know why but I'm not going to tell you. But its probably something to do with that raw potato taste I had in my mouth last week. Came to the conclusion, that Isobel Campbell has modelled herself upon Sandy from "Grease", before she went all leathery and sexed up. Does this make Stu M John Travolta? Go grease lightenin' etc etc etc. Took a look at my little poll. I see that the isobel fans came along, cos she got voted as "cute and twee". Although I personally voted differently. So i've changed my poll in my website this week, as a choice over the best b+s album. Discovered that I have a horrible 1000 word essay due in after Easter holidays.... horrible, because its an essay about one type of Norwegian language (Nynorsk) that isn't commonly spoken (bit like scouse, only with better accents). And I have to write it into Bokmal (the more commonly used form of Norwegian). Still, maybe I can get my mother to help me with it. Or write it. or finish my degree for me. or all of the above. Missing my copy of Tigermilk desperately...I just hope my dad is looking after it for me properly. Has anyone else discovered their parents like B+S? never thought my dad and I would see eye to eye on music, but there you go. Later! idleberry ===== http://www.geocities.com/idleberry __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i only kiss kiss kiss when the sun don't shine
by fiona 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

cue a very obvious and vulgar mishearing, but admit it, you all chuckled didn't you? huh huh firstly, apologies to anyone i was supposed to contact over the weekend; sleeping and seeing my family kind of took precedence over everything else *grins sheepishly* ok, the most exciting that happened to me this weekend was i found someone to get me into see hefner for free. this comes as a result of a)whinging about having no money b)being a girl c)spending too much time on the internet somehow this makes people want to be nice to me, try it, it really works. but don't tell anyone because i wasn't supposed to. can't remember if i told you before, but siniville now boasts its very own jaffa cake delivery girl - me! i will cycle round the town going up and going down, bringing you orangey delights. speaking of which, can you really get lime ones? i find the very idea quite shocking. also, yesterday, i managed to start two conversations about jaffa cakes in the jeepster chat room. this was achieved by mentioning them repeatedly until someone else took up the thread. try it with any random word or phrase and see how it catches on. i would of course have been in #sinister except that it won't speak to me, i thought it was just university computers that wouldn't let me in, but i tried at home and my pooter there didn't love me either. *sigh* if anyone has any suggestions to make it work, i'd be grateful. ordered my slipcase the other day, yes i am that sad, i need the complete collection of artwork, no really i do, but the postage costs nearly as much as the bluddy thing itself, most unimpressed i was. right, i'm going to actually do some actual work, in the library, a scary prospect i know, but i have to put my new found resolve into practice. love and jaffa cakes, fiona showing you how to write a needlessly long email with no content of any kind in one easy lesson +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: welcome to the physics disco, all the boys are dancing on their own.
by The Narrow Wizard 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

Strange thing actual B&S content in this post I saw bel at the ennio moricone tribute on saturday night, she was wearing the most gorgeous shoes and she sang an old song orriginally recorded by Astrud Gilberto but I can't remember the name 'cos my spanish is a bit poor, her spanish isn't though which was rather impressive (she was using a lyric sheet though so maybe she had it all written out phonetically). I was a bit dissapointed though 'cos she only did one track and then sat at the side watching the rest of the performance. Similarly that great god Eugene Kelly only did one song but it was great, taken from an advert for a household cleaner, the first line was "I wanna be you're bright white knight." which was almost as good a line as "I love your foaminess". The rest of the night was great too though so if they tour it anywhere near you then go see it. Finally some good news for you all, I'm very busy at the moment and once I've got my work out of the way I'm going to Madrid from thurs to tues so this will be the last that most of you hear from me for over a week. Try not to cheer too loud at that you might wake the neighbours. love and padlocks owen With that the narrow wizard waggled his bushy eyebrows and disappeared in a flash of blue flame leaving behind only a faint smell of cinnamon +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: story
by stefan van der heijden 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

I am sitting in the library, going through my e-mails. I am bored. There is nothing to do. Nothing exciting at least. I am staring at the bearded man sitting right in front of me. I've come to suspect him to be working on some kind of thesis. I think he must be a religious person, because when I passed him a few minutes ago to go to the toilet, I happened to notice the gigantic Christian cross on his screen. He was trying to cut it down to a certain size, but for what purpose exactly I don't know, and I didn't dare ask him. Maybe he was a priest in disguise, or just someone obsessed with crosses. Maybe his is gonna be the work that's gonna prove once and for all that it was all a lie, whatever that may be. Yesterday I went over to my friend Jop's house. First me, him, and his girlfriend Nancy, whom I have known for six or seven years now, drank coffee and listened to a Johnny Cash record. Johnny was singing bout rings of fire, while the three of us enjoyed our sunday's rest. Then me and Jop went upstairs to record this little song I wrote Saturday night. Saturday night, let's see....I was lying on my couch, it was about 02:00, very night and very dark. The cat was trying to convince me it really need to go outside, but because she underwent surgery a few days ago, that option was totally out of the question, as far as I'm concerned. Anyway, I had just decided I would not go out for a beer anymore. I was gonna stay at home and write a song about Leonardo DiCaprio. Not that I'm obsessed with Leo, not in the sexual sense at least, I just love the way his name sounds. Try it for yourself, it's not something to feel bad about: Take three deep breaths and use your most poetic voice: L E O N A R D O DI C A P R I O. Anyway, twenty minutes later, I had some sort of a lyric, and I decided it was time to go to bed. And there was Jop and me, recording it the day after. I must say it came out pretty well, me doing both lead and harmony vocals, and Jop playing guitar and keyboard. It's complete title is "Drinking Pinacoladas (Leonardo DiCaprio)", and it's kind of dirty. I want to write more songs about famous people and the kinky things they do, cause it's so much fun. Well, I think I have to go now. The use 30-minute shifts here, because everybody wants to spill their guts out on the internet these days. Anyway, beardy guy is gone, either to take a piss or praying somewhere he's gonna be able to finish his piece before the world explodes. I think I'm gonna go to the University for a coffee. Hey, what can I say: it's monday, I'm bored. By the way: a very beautiful girl is now standing in front of beardie's screen. I just hope she doesn't delete his stuff. Bye people. Love, Stefan By the way: my next essay to be posted onto this list, is going to be entitled "What to do when you live together with someone who is completely and totally obsessed with Sarah Michelle Gellar, aka Buffy the Vampire Slayer", but if any of you think I'm getting way out of line here, just let me know. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Ramblings etc.
by Tobias Lilja 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

Hi y'all, hope you're all well. A week ago I had my first "danceing manicly in a crowded place to B&S" moment at a local indie night. It was to Dirty dream#2 and it took at least a couple of days to get the smile of my face. It's so good when you just don't care about the people around you and just dance. My friends refused to dance to it so I had to dance by myself witch only made it even funnier. (they wouldn't dance to "beeing boring" either so it's their loss) Doesn't the cover to FYHCYWLAP sort of look like a cover to placebo or something (no offence ment, it's just a bit different from the earlier ones) I have discovered two new (for me at least) bands which both have star in their names the last week (isn't that odd) namely brittle stars and trembling blue stars. They're both GRATE That's enough for me see you soon! /Toby +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: AUCTION...........SIGNED TWATTYBUS, 1 FOR �12
by BabyChris Crystalballs 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

OKay. the auction. I've had some mails about it. so.... 1) they are all LPs 2)tigermilk is not an original pressing 3) no one has bid yet for eityher TWATTYBUS OR sinister. minimum bid is £12. bargain. 4)I wishI was a market trader. I coul;d sell stuff so much better. in my best mockney voice. here are the urls again. auction closes the saturday, by the way. TIGERMILK - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=278744492 SINISTER - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=278746741 TWATYBUS - http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=278749158 PLEASE bid. pwetty, pwetty, pweeze? on the subject of good gigs - OHMYGAWD - the chemikal underground fith birthday - AHCHRIST -BUGGERINGBOLLOCKS - I missed it. my sisters 21st lastnight. verah,verah drunk. I was being fed jack aniels&coke, except I couldn't taste the alchohol in them, so I thought it was just coke. bugger. I fell down some stairs. It h-u-r-t. oh. some people that used to go to my school had a knive at my throat on saturday night. they said I was looking at their burds. there were no burds around. I tried to tell them that. but they wouldn't reason. so one of them said he would let me go but next time, he would 'have me', but then his mate said, "naw, I'll fecking take the wee puff" and grabbed my neck. they all smelt of booze and piss, and were quite badly coordinated, so I kneed him in the bollocks and ran for a mile. which was nice. please, people learn to spell. GRATE means a metal thingie with slits for drainage, ect. it doesn't mean "really, really good.". get back to school, the lotta ya. shit. I just realised that I've left my coco pops and honey nut loops burning in chemistry. I better go and check on them. bye. chris __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Talk to your friends online with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Fold your legs child you look like a prostitute
by Paul Arathoon 13 Mar '00

13 Mar '00

For some reason I am laughing inordinantly at my clever pun contained in the title and I am also smiling manically at the music on my MD player which is a lounge compilation- Songs For The Jet Set...and had a great version of the VU's After Hours. Anyway, Louis' e-mail was very funny and informative probably because I am his housemate and definatly because he seems to have signed a contract which makes him say Fight Club every 5 mins and also because he admits he fancies another of our housemates...And yes, he does look like Ed Norton.I am also whipping him at Popex hahaahahha. I really hate the period of waiting that comes between knowing the release date of an album and the actual release date. I first tasted this annoying time waiting for Nirvana's Insecticide to come out in 1992 and have since bben annoyed at waiting for various Oasis albums, B&S,Pavement,Primal Scream etcecte It's even worse for B&S because they are GRATE and their new single will be played 4 times on Radio 1 . By Sir Peel who will fuck it all up in his own idiosyncratic manner. The obvious solution is to get hold of a promo copy but then that would be cheating and possibly very expensive. Well it looks like Wimbledon won't be relegated this year after winning on saturday but the inevitability of relegation at some time or another before the release of the 5th B&S album is obvious I hepled another of my housemates DJ at a womans 40th on friday night. It was awful becuase we had to play U2, Bon Jovi etc and then some drunk woman asked for "Jesus Star" by James. I almost cried with laughter. i couldn't belive anyone would think it was that. Love and chunky kitkats paul ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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