April 2000 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: festival knickers
by Victoria Adam 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Hello all, Now that I've freed my hand from the art project and table that 'somehow' got welded together... All you off to the ATP remember your festival knickers, to misquote my mum. Mine have a 'handy' pocket sewn in where I can safely keep money etc. It just means you have to trust the people you sleep with. this, my obligatry second (woohoo) has been a long time coming as recently i've been retyping an months worth of investigation i managed to delete at a the touch of a button.. sigh. Oh shoot, I mumbled, then, ahh! laddered my alice-in-wonderland checked tights in the ensuing-break-everything-in-sight fit. Sorry to whinge and all. As not to blantently abuse the list I think i should mention the late nights were made less lonesome by repeatedly playing IYFS, which I certainly was. Mike said >B&S sound sad when I'm sad and happy when I'm happy. which is true. They definatly have a knack for kissing your mood better. Mike also said fabadocious which is a word i heartily agree with. Maybe i should patent the knickers? s.p. xxx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm sorry, but you all *have* to see this...
by Jason Andreas 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

http://www.askjesus.org/ask.cgi?http://www.missprint.org/sinister/ --Jason Andreas Silent whispers in my head, Never heard but always said. ICQ: 45821217 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Downright List Abuse: Paris Nightlife
by Ian McKinney 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Hello everybody, I don't mean to gloat, but my girlfriend and I are going to Paris on a wee holiday next week and I was wondering if any french listees or those familiar with the city could point us in the direction of any groovy rock/indie clubs? We don't want to be stuck in the hotel at night. Thank you and goodbye, Ian. Mother Honey - I apologise for this downright list abuse. please don't spank me. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Turn the turtle over!
by Painting With Light 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

It's driving me mad. That Kit Kat advert where he just roles around on his back "have a break have a..." poor little fella. Idle Berry dreamed up something about turning B+S into stickers and I thought wow! See bands would only be cool if they have the sinister sticker stamp of approval. We could make lots of money. With all this talent lying around the place I bet there's something we at sinister could make, sell or copyright and earn enough money from to sit on our backsides doing nothing ever after! I think I caught the commercial bug excuse me a moment would you ahem Hugs to Elena cos it sound like you had a bad experience but don't feel helpless. We just have to turn the tide. I kind of hope if someone sees a little bit of help being given then maybe they'll be less scared to try and so it will spread until one day firm but gentle admonishing will halt evil! And a whole hearted "true, true" to Richard who talked of us all having thresholds. Thing is thresholds are tricky cos you rarely see them till you're over them and then it's difficult to get back. I typed out a better reply last night but it didn't reach you so hope this makes enough sense! Love and sticky starfruit PWL P.S. Big smiles to Jules and the popping candy YAY! +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: so i made up some facts about hag eels...
by Steven Kado 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

...and i told them to this girl in my linguistics class. and then she told her boyfriend's younger brother and his friend, and her boyfriend's younger brother's friend was so disgusted that he vomited everywhere. to be honest i know nothing about hag eels, for all i know they _do_ live in other animal's rectums. i also made up that they were a great maritime resource for countries like portugal and that they have these giant hag eel farms off shore which are these incredible walls of simulated larger sea creature rectums, which attract the hag eels. when an unsuspecting hag eel enters a simulated rectum it is sucked by a vaccuume up into some big room full of similarly tricked hag eels where they are then collected by happy portugese fishermen. frankly, i've nothing against the portugese either it was just the first country that came to mind. i also said that hag eels were usually used to make very exotic footwear. hell, i'm no zoologist. (and who is, really) its a hazy mysterious day here, and the light is always staying the same. it seems like its permanently stuck in that sort of atmosphere that there is when you wake up super-early to travel somewhere and the air is pregnant with strangeness and such....yes. and i'm listening to electric miles davis, which is marvelous for this kind of foggyness. only its a bit too cold, when the humidex starts up _then_ its really electric miles davis weather. i just recently figured out why everytime i see mark e smith in a brittish music magazine he's shrouded in this aura of critical invincibility, because he's really good with that fall band of his isn't he. i'd listened to the fall before and never 'gotten' it, and now i 'got' it and its quite the thing no? also, does anyone else find Galaxie 500 to be incredibly sexy music? wow, for real....i don't know why but it just is.... hmm. so this was another 5minutes wasted. sorry. are there any rorys on the list? seeeen keeo +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If the kids are united, they will never be divided
by Jason Andreas 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Booyakasha! Dis is me, Ali J, talking to you, my Sinister Massive, from deepest darkest Cumbernauld. Okay, enough of all that. Sweetie said: >and on saturday >i went to jason andreas' house and we watched true romance and listened to >music. and i pulled out some of the hair on his fore arm coz it grows in >silly directions. it does u know. :) I'm glad she didn't mention the incredible mess my room is in ;) I feel that I must defend my forearm hair here. It doesn't grow in silly directions at all, she's exaggerating <grin> T'was the first time I'd ever seen True Romance, and despite the fact that it was in widescreen, I enjoyed it immensely. First phone-box sex-scene I've ever seen too ;) I'm meandering down to her place on Friday, so I'll be able to pull her hair out <giggle> >and when we were waiting at the bus stop waiting for my bus we saw a big >STU >=M= >scratched into the bus stop. and thought, hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. :) I asked around Eastfield (where I live) about this, and you'll never guess what I found out. The guy who did that is *really* called Stuart Murdoch. Now isn't that cool ;) "Do you think you can match my Wu-Tang sword style?" I've been reshaping my life in many many ways lately. I've decided that college just isn't for me - I'm fed up of all the little middle-class fucks that wander around looking down at everyone <grin> I shall undoubtedly live out my days on a production-line somewhere, but hey, at least it's money <grin> See y'all soooooooooooooooon :) --Jason Andreas Silent whispers in my head, Never heard but always said. ICQ: 45821217 +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: 2nd shortest post ever
by Mark Casarotto 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Hi Sinister. I don't have much to say today (other than that me and Miss Vicky are off to Venice tomorrow!), but I have a request. Can someone tell me which Rainer Maria and which Tompaulin music I should buy via an internet retailer, bearing in mind Amazon's never heard of Tompaulin, and Rainer Maria are a mystery to me. Thanks! Crackers xxx ******************************************************************* The contents of this e mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e mail; please notify us by telephone on 020 7224 1717, and delete the e mail from your computer. This e mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.org ******************************************************************** +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The noise people made to me...
by Jordi Trenzano 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Just people or animals......like my cat biting an envelope that I should use for sending a tape at 6:00 in the morning...... But if I wrote such subject topic, of course itŽs because of Broadcast.....theyŽre playing here in 8 days and I need to know if I should purchase "The noise....", because GorkyŽs are coming as well the next friday and my wallet is shivering after wasting money on a disappointing Cure gig. I really liked BroadcastŽs gig last year at the Bowlie, and seeing them again wouldnŽt be bad...but I need the album first....... Oh....Did i mentioned the Bowlie ? soon we will have the 1st birthday of "our" edition....I mean the B&S one and not the Mogwau one.....you people that are going there again will celebrate it, but any suggestions for people like us who are not coming again ? some candles would do good, but iŽd be too sad, donŽt you think ? I will myself do something on april the 26th, just to celebrate my meeting with Stuart....ummmm.......of course that this celebration will also reproduce the folliwng week in Barcelona, with myself having my head more on the clouds than anywhere else..... Ummm.....I just realised that I wrote Mogwau. It wasnŽt my intentiont but I wonŽt correct it.....iŽll use it if someday I have a dog. Love and dogs Jordiet Sinistre Hombre legal ______________________________________________________________ For up-to-the-minute music news, reviews and specials visit http://www.nme.com Get free e-mail (anyname(a)nme.com) now at http://www.nmemail.com The sender of this e-mail is NOT an employee or associate of NME, nme.com or any other IPC magazine. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm Free!
by Alex Burton 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Batten down the hatches, lock up yer daughters and barricade the doors as I've finally been deemed compos mentis enough to leave the mental institution known as The Nursery and join the (hopefully) more stable home of people who frequent the sinster list. This is the obligatory first message to Sinsiter which will no doubt bore everyone to tears. I tried to join about half a year ago but got bored with all the messages but now I'm determined to keep up and I already have my own favourite posters -- feegrr, where have you been? It's alright I know about you and Mr Payne but that's it for you and The Smiths, you aren't allowed to like them once you've found the lurve of yer life (ooh, controversial, but don't be too harsh as I'm new and I want to feel wanted, okay?) New B+S album has The Wrong Girl on it which should be worth it and can't wait to hear the new single and see them tour. The new Doves album is as good as all the media twonks say it is. Everyone should watch Jam on Thursday, C4 10.30; it'll warp yer mind. Oh and I'm gonna buy Boxing Hefner on Monday even though I've already heard it from a friend who had a promo. Why oh why oh why did they cancel the Manchester gig with the Violent Femmes?!?! That's it I'l curtail my message now as you're all falling asleep and I have a 5,000 word essay to do for tomorrow and I haven't even started it. Au revoir and keep on! Mr Tragedy ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: **Personal - Nick Dastor**
by Ben Ferneyhough 04 Apr '00

04 Apr '00

Sorry to abuse the list, but Nick, can you mail me, I've lost your address, and I need to thank you for something. Ben :) +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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