October 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: e-mailtronic renassiance
by Kenneth P Y Chu 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

Hello, This is my first post to the list, let me introduce myself, I'm Ken from Milton Keynes, I've kind of noticed that there is someone my namesake living in the same town as me. We are two entirely different people tho, look, my e-mail address is different. My favourite bands are Belle & Sebastian, Terrorvision and the Red Bull Dozers, who are a decent local MK band.. those who haven't heard of this band should pay them a listen, they're well good! Those who have heard of this band should pay them a listen too! (or a fiver) Their URL is: http://www.cockscrew.com/rbd I am, like Ken, also a maths teacher, I was thrilled to find that B&S's new song is called "Maths & Angles". I'm not sure about their change of names of their title song to "Waking up to us" tho, I really think "Waking up to PI" would be a much better idea. Straight out of the nursery I'm already reporting of a sinister picnic, last night in Milton Keynes, out of sheer coincidence both Owen the Narrow Wizard and James the Danson Hatcher decided that they want to stop off at Milton Keynes for the night, coming from opposite ends of the country. One came down all the way from a punderful place called "Concert" by train, and the other came up all the way from a pungently smelly place called "London" by bike, yes, bike, not a motorbike, a bike! What is he like? He was going up and going down and went nowhere (nowhere good anyway he ended up in Milton Keynes). So yeah, we had a picnic at "Old Farm Park" at the garden some local prince's palace. Then a fun night was had by all, we wined and dined until nine, which was fine, and I just thought I'd mention a fox made of pine, cos that somewhat rhymed. That's all for now really, I hope I've charmed you all enough to get some crush votes. Crushes and Red Bulls Ken _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Be somewhere pretty while you can
by Robert Brennan 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

The city seems to go several hues greyer at his time of the year. Being a seaside town it's all about the summer. Autumn seems to hit the place like an district-wide case of SAD as though the whole place suddenly can't find anything to live for. We also tend to get floods too. That's why I live on the 3rd floor. There's nothing better for breaking out of a wintery funk than THREE. HUGE. POSTS. from the luvverly Stacey Dahling which made my morning at work disappear very quickly indeed. Unfortunately our paths never crossed on her travels which is good thing 'cos it meant she had a GRATE time. She's also a lot braver than me in her determination to try a deep-fried Mars Bar (those things are pocket-sized heart attacks). Nice photos too. Where did you get those trousers, Will? I was gonna mention pinefox but thought better of it. I'm also saddened by the demise of the Divine Comedy. But... weren't they just Neil Hannon and a load of session musicians in the first place? Someone please clarify or I'm gonna have to buy a copy of the NME! So have has R1 played the new single yet? I'm going white knuckled in anticipation waiting for my inbox to split asunder with cries "their best song EVER!" and "I told you they're crap now". It better happen soon or I'm unsubscribing and joining the Andrew WK list. Quick note to anyone in London: I'll be in town Saturday to spend money and absorb culture (probably at the National Portrait Gallery) if anyone wants to look at pretty pictures, dodge rain and drink bouze on the 27th, drop me an off-list mail. Love Robster ____________________________________________________________ Nokia Game is on again. Go to http://uk.yahoo.com/nokiagame/ and join the new all media adventure before November 3rd. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Degeneration
by Gardiner, Stuart 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

So, it's official. The Divine Comedy are no more. They will be hugely missed by some of us, less hugely missed by others (Mr Hopkins?). Although apparently Neil Hannon will still be recording for the same label, and since he wrote all the songs anyway, it shouldn't be too traumatic, but still. It's strange, it feels like only yesterday I was watching them play live. Which is an odd coincidence, since I went to see them play at Rock City in Nottingham last night. And they were, as ever, fantastic. They even managed to surpass B&S's recent efforts in endurance by being onstage for just under 2 hours. The set included lots of songs that everyone knows and loves, and even a cover of Jennifer Rush's The Power Of Love. It was G!R!A!T!E!. Of course, all dispossesed Divine Comedy fans should immediately switch their allegiance to The Whitlams, who are still one of my favourite 3 bands in existence, and their G!R!A!T!E!ness has not diminished during the few weeks since I last raved about them. Meeting friends in a club after the show set me on the road to another discovery; that WKD, basically a mixture of vodka and Iron Bru, is a fabulous thing. I would declare it to be capable of giving vodka and red bull a run for its money, were it not for the nagging doubt that it may be in some way responsible for me feeling as rough as a badger's crotch this morning. In other news, I went to see the Lucksmiths in Nottingham recently. They were alright. Crap sound. The gig was only lifted above the average by them playing Untidy Towns as an encore, surely their best song. It's good to see a recent increase in randomness on the list. This is definitely a good thing. For a horrible couple of weeks I thought people might even start using subject lines that had some sort of relevance to the post, and writing "Off Topic" before saying anything, but things have returned to normal, and the world is a better place again. So, the IRA have started giving up their weapons. Their (mostly American) financial backers have finally realised that maybe killing innocent people isn't such a good idea. Shame it's taken 30 years for them to see sense, but what can you do? All we need now is for the Americans to stop bombing hospitals... The Pinefox wanted to be mentioned in a post. But I refuse to give into his vanity, so I won't do it. Big Stu +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: new single play ...
by Katrina House 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

... still hasn't been on - it's 12.15 - check out www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/ cheers, katrina. banchory press - management - merchandising po box 25074 glasgow g2 6ld scotland email: shop(a)banchory.net http://www.banchory.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Waking Up To Us
by Neil Robertson 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

Jo Whiley just said she's playing the song today. Sometime in the next couple of hours. Just to let you know. Neil +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: we greedy, plus we try'n feed the needy dawg wit all the cabbage
by Kirsten Kenyon 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

my car has died. poor thing...sitting all alone in the parking lot of a twenty-four hour diner. i'm not sure how i'll get to work tomorrow.... i realized today how much i will miss my job. a sweet elderly man came into the shop, walked straight up to the counter and asked if we would "cater to transvestites." gina said yeah and asked what he needed...a shiny black corset and a cheap wig. we don't have them. he said his wife thinks it's a horrible idea anyway. heh. yesterday, a young couple engaged in various sexual acts just outside the front window of the shop. looking into the shop and laughing and probably feeling brave and fabulous. no one was really impressed...someone stood and gave them the finger for quite some time, and someone else called security but they never showed up. one guard stopped in today with a memo, and gina said "people had sex up against the window. we called security and nobody ever came by." the guard just stared blankly and said "well, you could've called again." there is one female security guard...for many months she reminded me of someone and i could never think...then i realized. and she gained a nickname. 'the trunchbull,' as far as i can see, is given ample pay and benefits for stomping around all day, eating roasted almonds and scaring kittens. and scaring me. there's this awful elevator to the basement. it has a massive horizontal sliding door...you have to push down the bottom part and pull up the top part with a grimy strap....it's so horribly heavy that i have to get under the strap with my shoulder and push and pull until i have opened it enough to get my leg and half of my bum into the space, at which point i sort of wedge myself into the crack and push the top part of the door up over my head. gosh. sort of hard to picture, i'd imagine...sorry. well. a few days ago i was bored and stalling a bit on my way up from taking the garbage to the basement, and i suddenly thought that it might be fun if i were to stand on the bottom part of the door and pull on the strap overhead, thus raising myself with the door. it looked like fun and i had nothing better to do...so i was just killing some time, going up and down with the door and wondering why i'd never thought of it before. and then...a dark, bulky figure appeared. a neat brown bun on top of a skull the size of a basketball. the trunchbull. she saw me there, balancing several feet off the floor, a cigarette hanging out of my mouth, and wearing a dumb t-shirt and a funny cap with cat ears. she...boomed at me. i don't know how else to put it. i don't know what she said. it just sounded like booming. bits of roasted almonds flying out of her mouth, her great round eyes looking as though they might pop right out of her head. i rather expected her to grab me by my hair and swing me around and around, for she simply must be a former shot-put champion. of course she is. she's the trunchbull. i'm sort of worried about my car. i hope nobody does anything to it. i'm also worried that years from now, a child will find out that he was conceived against the window at viktor-viktoria. blech. sorry. this is so lame. i can't help it... LOVE kirsten by the way, mandee wright is completely rad because she can link oatmeal to the flight of the navigator and also because she just named my car "spacepet." Care2 make the world greener! http://www.care2.com - Get your Free e-mail account that helps save Wildlife! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: If you want to use the crapper, you'll have to read my manifesto
by Nope 25 Oct '01

25 Oct '01

My life is summed up by a poster hanging above my toilet. Its a quote from trainspotting - something along the lines of 'Choose Life', but expounded on in 10 sentences or so, my favorite being 'And wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning' So, if you use my toilet at my house, you'll be forced to read how I look at the world. When I moved about a week ago, I hung said poster and I was inspired. I was inspired to write a short story about a not-so-evil Scotsman that had the only lavatory in a small tourist town, 30 miles south of Inverness. The story is told in the first person by some unwitting tourist, probably American. I may as well expound on the stereotype to please the Europeans in the readership, specifically the French, who think of Americans as especially unwitting. Whelp, anyway, the American eats a heavy meal of steak pie and McEwans in the previous town he visits, and finds himself in a quaint village where the not-so-evil Scotsman has his shop and an exclusive lock on the washing up facilities. The American walks in, and after a not so heated exchange and the realization that he really doesn't have a choice, takes the manifesto and makes his way to the crapper. And after all, being forced to read the manifesto really isn't that big a deal. It may actually be interesting, thinks the tourist. The manifesto lays out the not-so-evil Scotsman's plan of first raising his henchmen army by forcing people to read his self-purported, very convincing manifesto by the diabolical means to which the unwitting tourist has himself been subject. It goes on to describe the Scotsman's plan to turn everyone in the world into Scotsmen by dispersing a 'wurrm' which will cause men to be unable to reproduce unless they have wool against their willies and thus forcing them to wear a kilt, sans underwear, during their waking hours. The hope of the plan is not to hold the world population for ransom, for the Scotsman knows how hard it is to part with a farthing. Its not for fame, or power. He just thinks it is really cool to be Scottish, and thinks everyone else in the world should be, too. The American, nearly at the end of his trip, sees the vaildity of the plan. After all, it is good to be Scottish. During his trip, the American has tasted good beer, listened to Belle and Sebastian, and has seen the sublime beauty of the highlands in the summertime, all green and fertile. The plan is working perfectly, thinks the not-so-evil Scotsman. But the American is not so easily swayed. After all, Belle and Sebastian tour America. He can buy a pint of Irn Bru at the local bodega. And it would be as dreary as a Glasgow rainstorm if there was nothing else in the world of any other color but tartan. The American, now relieved, flushes, and bids a good day to the not-so-evil Scotsman. The Scotsman replies in kind. In the movie version, I'll try to get Sean Connery to play the part of the Scotsman. John +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: North Carolina is for llewsers!
by breams plural 24 Oct '01

24 Oct '01

Hello there, Jeepers, this feels like writing a letter home from a holiday. Ive evidently left it too long. There are now far too many things to say and not enough detail remembered from any to make them interesting. Regardless, itll all just end up as a chronological list of events anyway. So far I have not yet shared the countless stories that have been part of my jaunt, including tales of debauchery, drinking, love, drinking, weddings, drinking, couches, drinking, pavements, drinking, dancing, gigs and a little bit more drinking. Infact, if I were a small elephant, which Im not, then Id be dead, which Im not. Then again, if I were a large elephant, Id still have one hell of a hangover. So thankfully Im just a boy with a rotting liver instead. Beyond these tales of Scottish hyjinx there is yet more to be told of the stalking of a certain group of boys going under the name of the Lucksmiths, sleeping with said quarter of the Greek massive and spending more time on busses than time sober. But still, after those stories have faded into the night, there is still the account of my further travel to the distant shores of Laura Land. As a result of my ingestion of copious amounts of alcohol, my mind is not what it once was, and the large majority of the stories mentioned above have been forgotten in the abyss of inebriation. In llew I shall attempt to traverse the tightrope of tales filled with wit and whimsy. Failing that I'll just ramble for a bit. As I write this Im sat at Miss Llews computer. As I write that Im sat, writing this at Miss Llews computer, I realise that I am in a position of great privilege. Few, if any, (barring the very goddess herself) have sat in such high places whilst posting. I was hoping that this fact might coax my post towards greatness, but I fear that I shall be let down by my own performance. Perhaps I should reinvent myself for a bit of a creative kick. Someone suggested becoming a man with a penchant for capes and mascara. Depending on the colour of both that could be fun. Im thinking a red flowing cape and shiny silver mascara (perhaps even some eyeliner and little bit of lippy too) would give me something to post about. Problem is it would probably only be about how many stitches some guy gave me on the weekend and how many bruises Ive amassed in a day. Oh well, its better than nothing! Oh yes, I seem to remember Miss Vicky Vodkabird saying something about wanting a mention or two. I cant remember whether you wanted just Vic, Vicky, Voddy, V-Diddy, Vicklemeister or just Ho! That enough for you love? Since arriving in the Land of Llew I have been shown a great deal of the state shes in (sorry for the shite jokeblame ken!). We have perused bookstores, sampled a large cross-section of the cheeseburger market, climbed mountains (not without the aid of the indispensable car) and watched classic films (Harold and Maude anyone?). Plus, I managed to endanger Miss Llew and the rest of the nation by getting myself behind the wheel of a motor vehicle. Thankfully nobody was killed, well, not that I know of. Finally, Ive been asked to write a small dedication to the Divine Comedy, who are no more. Well, I cant say I knew them well, cause I didnt, so I wont. I cant say that they touched my life profoundly and deeply, cause they didnt, so I wont. I cant say that I even knew they had split up until Sweetie told me, cause I didnt, so I wont. Therefore, all thats left is to say Well done chaps, pat them all on the back and present them with a lovely antique carriage clock. So, I shall now return to the wonderful world of llew and bid you all a fond farewell. In closing, if anyone in London is free anytime from the 1st until the 10th of November, it is in your best interests to seek me out for drinks and frivolity. Otherwise I shall be forced to bite your noses off. And that would be unpleasant. For the rest of youbad luck. Ill see you all in Glasgow soon enough. takes hold of the reins of his mighty stead and gallops off into the setting sun Breams _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i only did it so i could use the chat name terryunderwear
by amy.longcore＠ch.novartis.com 24 Oct '01

24 Oct '01

i actually wrote this last night, but my email wasn't properly configured for the list. so, here it is now, enjoy. hello kids, i'm new here. have enjoyed reading you all and getting to know a couple of you. i've been giving myself the pleasure of picking a belle and sebastian song of the day. here are my choices the last few: friday-legal man saturday-ease yr feet in the sea sunday-there's too much love monday-lazy line painter jane tuesday-beautiful and now that it's wednesday, i can go ahead and Q up middle distance runner and sigh the rest of my night away. am 28. am Amy. am from michigan. someone at #sinister told me there was another girl from the Grand Rapids area on here... let yrself be known! #sinister. i've only been on there, maybe twice. i've been frequenting the jeepster room and have made some lovely kill the time with chat aquaintances there. wherever i am, you'll see me as "terryunderwear". yay. have 2 cats. one with 6 toes on each paw, named jack (kerouac). another shy love named (robert) deniro. why am i telling you this? because jack is pawing at me, begging for attention. so, i will give him the attention of 1500 some people. maybe that will satisfy. i love that you all seem to enjoy randomness, because i'm heavily supporting with this email :) other arteests i like besides belle and sebastian (i'm gonna try to keep it short): stereolab,billy bragg, go-betweens, sleater-kinney, palace, smiths, talulah gosh, shop assistants, billie holiday, built to spill, tortoise, sea and cake, astrud gilberto, radiohead, velvet underground, coltrane. i'll stop there, you get the general idea. stereolab's been my absolute favorite for years. will be going to my 7th lab show soon. so excited. i've never had the opportunity to see belle and sebastian, tho i reckon it would be quite the uplifting experience. i'm curious if anyone out there has an mp3 of belle and sebastian doing "alone again or" live. i'm so enchanted with the idea of them doing that song and am dying inside to hear it. please check out the love and damned versions, kids. it's a great song. i had just signed up here when the chicago meet up was being planned. i contacted a few of you about it, and i appreciate your responses and willingness to meet someone so new, in the nursery and all. it didn't work out for me to go since an old friend was coming around to visit, and i was becoming ill. another day... don't hesitate to contact for email chat. i've recently made the decision to move back to lansing, michigan. it's not all that "hip" or great of a place, but i'm drawn to it for some reason. i left my lil' northern hometown for lansing at 17. i made so many amazing friends there. at 22 i moved back home to help my ailing grandfather, thinking i'd move to chicago in another year. well, i'm still here. i've bought a home and all. no chicago. lots of small town minds and trees closing in on me. i love my trees. i don't like big big towns and cities, aside from visiting them. so many of my loved ones have been moving back to lansing over the years. i love it when i go there now. it says home to me. so, within about a year i'll be back. the last weekend i spent there was filled with so many good feelings. a friend with a baby on the way i don't want to miss out on, school is calling me back. i feel really good about this. i really like mix tapes. i'm not too sure about the whole rachel v wills thing for me, but if anyone wants to trade some stevie wonder induced mixes, i'm yr girl. oh, and you can't mind the scratch of vinyl either! with that, i will end this passage. do take care, amy +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: She was wearing pink gauze - was that possible?
by P F 24 Oct '01

24 Oct '01

It looks like I'm back. Appearances can deceive, I suppose, mind. Mine is always deceiving me. Someone from the continent talked about Kylie Minogue. It's true, it's not as bad as some recent records like Brockley Spears', though it's not as good as my editor made out either. MyMomSays talked about rumours, and things. That was pretty interesting. I cannot for the life of me be sure which authors it was to which my editor compared her. Richard Gillanders is interested in how Yanks became Yankz. I'll have to give it some thoughtz. Calumn Shearer made a NOTABLE return. Oh, it was notable. It was lengthy, it was eggnogmatic, it was erudite. Someone should sign him up. You may choose not to believe me when I say that I recently made a tape with a relative of his on it. If I keep on going like this, someone might mention me in a post to sinister, you never know. I have missed that. Mind you, recently I have been listening to an album called The Soft Washing Machine by a young lass called Petra Miljanova. It's nothing like Bonnie Tyler - no cords (vocal) are broken. And no, it's not much like Bonnie Prince Cookie, or Bonnie Langford, either. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Make a great connection at Yahoo! Personals. http://personals.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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