November 2001 - Sinister

Sinister: Some thinking going on
by Mark Casarotto 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

Hey up sinister. Things have changed a bit round here since I last posted properly, which is probably why I fancy having a go. I'm not really the type to be struck with random thoughts, and I haven't had a Sinister dream in a long time. sinister dreams I can do - there are shadows ("on me lungs?") on the ceiling which are decidedly non-scary but my mind fucks shit up and I wake up, staring at the shadows, and my bedroom becomes a place of terror and loathing (as any girls who've been in there would agree, boom boom). Only for a few minutes. Though. I've developed permanent neckache from using my computer while lying on my bed. I have to stare perpetually to the right. Can you get RSI without moving? I can, but then I'm an old fucker. Gosh, it feels good to swear today. Though I did call Jennifer Lopez a cunt earlier without meaning to - it just slipped out. I meant to say "cow". No-one heard. They seldom do. I followed Daf's link to Stuart's writing, and while it's not the most profound thing I've ever read (cf. the sleevenotes to the records - verging on the twee, but nice all the same) there's a cosiness about them which makes it a pleasure to spend a few moments perusing, and coming away feeling like one more decent thing has happened in the world. I'm looking forward to reading more. It's a really sound website they've got there now - it makes you feel good, it's unpretentious, and it's Belle and Sebastian. A big plus in anyone's book. This kind of lazy Sunday writing style I seem to have picked up is probably a result of Stuart's prose influencing the subconscious. Writers do that to me - Stephen Fry the most obviously, JK Rowling not at all, Joseph Heller affects my thinking processes rather than the way I speak. Still, lazy Sunday is better than moody fucker, which is how the rest of the day's been spent - now that blessed redundancy is in the offing (a Sinister disease, that redundancy), I'm Not Working Hard Enough, as the piles on my arse, erm, desk make evident. Not working hard makes me sad, but as with so many things, only I can sort it out. What a con. I used to do the stream of consciousness thing a lot on Sinister, but nowadays I just lurk. Still, I'm only a dozen digests behind now, so maybe things are taking an upturn. I even socialised the other day! Chu was there, of course. As was the flighty Ben Apps, the sultry SGS and the exquisitely cheekboned JDH. And Paul and his midfield Skeez. Sinister's still the place to be. Bye friends, Markx ********************************************************************** HIT Entertainment PLC, Maple House 149 Tottenham Court Road, London, W1T 7NF Tel: +44 (20)7 554 2500, Fax: +44 (20)7 388 9321 The contents of this e-mail from HIT Entertainment PLC are confidential and intended for the addressee only. If you are not the intended recipient you must not copy or further distribute this e-mail; please notify us by telephone on +44 (20)7 554 2500, and delete this message from your computer system. This e-mail has been checked by our anti-virus system before leaving us; we accept no responsibility for the e-mail and any attachments once they leave us. www.hitentertainment.com www.bobthebuilder.com www.hitwildlife.com ********************************************************************** +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Date: Thu, 22 Nov 2001 15:08:00 -0000
by Doyle Patrick 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

Hello everyone Patrick here, Sorry but this is the last time I will be able to reply to any e-mails that anyone sends me until Monday, as that is the next time I have a free period and can get on to the computer again. I cant wait to read them though!!!! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Slap the Clowes around
by Robert Brennan 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

Hello... Melmoz from Texas said: "please, don't sing the theme song to the show 'Dallas'" 'Dallas' was a pile of poo (unlike the city of Dallas which I'm sure is fantastic) and was always imported into the UK on very poor quality tape. I hated that show but the theme music is one the grate-est theme tunes ever! Right up there with the Rockford Files. People have been talking about teachers who liked B&S. While living in various shared houses I would often find myself under the same roof as a teacher. The majority of them seemed to like B&S except for one I REALLY fancied. But that's another (unhappy) story. On a lighter note - Robin with an 'i' said: "Jonathan King's being sent to prison! Hooray!" Should've happened years ago - No Limits was a crime against humanity. Robin with an 'i' and a few other people also said: "Ghost World" I do sooo want to see this. I love the comic book. Terry Zwigoff's film 'Crumb' is well worth a look too. Robyn with a 'y' said: "i think the roberts & robi/yns should *team up*. and forget all this mix tape stuff; we're more the hand-to-hand combat types" I'm a lover not a fighter. I'm all for ditching mix-tapes though. CD burning's the way to go kids. Let's start by burning any remaining recordings by Jonathan King. Robster http://robster75.tripod.com PS... The lyric competition from several posts ago: Jason McKinnon got the correct answer (Piece of dirt - TMBG) first. Prizes are delayed due to my pooter being poorly. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm waking up to Union
by Spike 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

Hey, how are you lot doing? I'm not doing much, and I'm supposed to be doing a lot. The way I'm going I'll start saying "Oasis are the best band in the world!" and other such nonsense. Anyway, getting back to the subject. I went into the Union just now to get money, juice and a ticket for Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back (cost me a quid). And as I leave the shop, i notice a poster advertising IWUTU. Now all I have to do is find out who I have to speak to/beg/bribe/offer sexual favours to in order to get my hands on the lovely item once the Union is finished with it. Back to my 'too many assesments, not enough time' madness. WEEBLE!!!! Will Spike. Sanity is not my strong point. _____________________________________________________________ Get email for your site ---> http://www.everyone.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Florida (Is Shaped Like a Big Droopy Dick for a Reason)
by Rob 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

I've been looking at a really good website for indie bands, but I can't remember where I came across it. If was here, thanks to whoever recommended it - if it wasn't, well you can thank me in whatever way you feel is appropriate. It's www.epitonic.com and they have loads of legal mp3s to download - usually a couple per band. Their list of bands is pretty impressive and there are links to similar bands. My subject line comes from a song by a band called Cex - I have to listen to it simply because of the title. You have to give an email address after you've downloaded a few songs, but so far all I've had from them is an interesting newsletter with some new songs listed (eg they've just got Arab Strap's 'Motown Answers'). Bye all -- Rob +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: steering locks are round
by Kenneth P Y Chu 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

Hello, I was driving along the road a couple of nights ago, still fantastically tired after all the fun and way too much exercise last weekend, very tired indeed. So tired I was in a semi-delusional state, it wasn't long before my stereo started speaking to me.. "Ken, the fashion brigade look with curious eyes on your raggedy way and for once in your life you have nothing to say, and could this be the time when somebody will come to say 'look at yourself, you're not much use to anyone'?" "Probably", Ken replied. "Take a walk in the park, take a valium pill, read the letter you got from the memory girl, but it takes more than this to make sense of the day. Yeah it takes more than milk to get rid of the taste" Then I started thinking about all these weird e-mails I read that all begin with the word "Sinister:", and I wonder if it took more than these to make sense of my day. The stereo wouldn't stop babbling on, about people living far away from the place, how my efforts to help were a bit of a waste.. I felt my eyes were watering slightly. I think I was too tired to contain myself. "Now the trouble is over, everybody got paid. Everybody is happy, they are glad that they came, then you go to the place where you've finally found you can look at yourself sleep the clock around." the stereo continued. Emotions just overcome me and all I wanted to do was forget about the world and sleep around the clock whilst dreaming of the happy times. Then the stereo said, "Ken watch out for that car in front of you!" and I slammed on the brakes of my car, which woke me up. Guess what, I was late for work the next day, cos I overslept. Bloody stereo. James Gilmer talked a lot last time about pastiche, I had no idea what pastiche meant so I looked in the dictionary, and I was still none the wiser. But apparently Magnetic Field songs are pastiches and that everyone can do it, I certainly hope more people will write pastiches in that case. People who are deadpan on stage lack a sense of humour. Love and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: 33 days til Christmas! That's *less* than 34 days away!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: steering locks are around
by Kenneth P Y Chu 22 Nov '01

22 Nov '01

Hello, I was driving along the road a couple of nights ago, still fantastically tired after all the fun and way too much exercise last weekend, very tired indeed. So tired I was in a semi-delusional state, it wasn't long before my stereo started speaking to me.. "Ken, the fashion brigade look with curious eyes on your raggedy way and for once in your life you have nothing to say, and could this be the time when somebody will come to say 'look at yourself, you're not much use to anyone'?" "Probably", Ken replied. "Take a walk in the park, take a valium pill, read the letter you got from the memory girl, but it takes more than this to make sense of the day. Yeah it takes more than milk to get rid of the taste" Then I started thinking about all these weird e-mails I read that all begin with the word "Sinister:", and I wonder if it took more than these to make sense of my day. The stereo wouldn't stop babbling on, about people living far away from the place, how my efforts to help were a bit of a waste.. I felt my eyes were watering slightly. I think I was too tired to contain myself. "Now the trouble is over, everybody got paid. Everybody is happy, they are glad that they came, then you go to the place where you've finally found you can look at yourself sleep the clock around." the stereo continued. Emotions just overcome me and all I wanted to do was forget about the world and sleep around the clock whilst dreaming of the happy times. Then the stereo said, "Ken watch out for that car in front of you!" and I slammed on the brakes of my car, which woke me up. Guess what, I was late for work the next day, cos I overslept. Bloody stereo. James Gilmer talked a lot last time about pastiche, I had no idea what pastiche meant so I looked in the dictionary, and I was still none the wiser. But apparently Magnetic Field songs are pastiches and that everyone can do it, I certainly hope more people will write pastiches in that case. People who are deadpan on stage lack a sense of humour. Love and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: 33 days til Christmas! That's *less* than 34 days away!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i know the reason i want to curl up in your room.
by nafees saeed 21 Nov '01

21 Nov '01

winter took a break today. instead it just rained a lot and there was a lot of strong wind. and that thing happened too, when you're walking by a puddle and a big truck comes and splashes you. it's not good, i wish all puddles were warm and not cold. that way i wouldn't shout the word "fuck" so loudly. i think i scared some old people, oh well. i only had one lesson today but that was spent drying off. i sat next to the radiator and just looked out of the window all lesson. there's this really ugly building in my town and they've made it even uglier. for christmas they've put this huge picture of a child with a toothless smile on the side of it. i just kept thinking about how much stick that poor kid's going to get at school. they should have spared him, any stranger who comes to this town (why they would want to i have no idea) is just going to head straight back home...which would be the sensible thing. i had a job interview today, i've never actually had a proper job interview before so i didn't really know what to do. the guy who interviewed me was a bit strange. "pete" kept coughing, maybe he was nervous. i wasn't nervous i just didn't know what to do, i don't think i got the job either. every single question he asked was greeted by an initial 'err...well...'. i think i also used the word "umm" 445345 times. i felt really bad afterwards, so i bought cigarettes. i don't smoke, but one of my friends swears that a cigarette can make you feel better. i didn't, instead it just reminded me why i don't like smoking. strange to think how peeople can be addicted to them. after the first one i just gave up and exchanged them with a homeless person for a copy of the big issue. i listened to 'get me away from here...' then. i really do like that song, perhaps it's my favourite b&s song. somebody mentioned the song 'rhoda' in a post the other day, which made me search through my mp3s trying to find it. i really do like that song. i haven't got a good copy of it so instead of have to cope with the speakers vibrating everytime it gets a bit louder. stuart still sounds good, even if he is muffled and the hissing sound is louder than he is. i don't know why but i find myself listening to b&s more around this time of the year. actually, if i could ask a member a question it'd be to any of them...i'd ask if they would release 'rhoda'. my mum's been going to the hospital a lot lately. i don't know why, and whenever i mention it she changes the subject. i think she went again today, she looked really tired when she came home and she had all these plasters on the back of her hands. i know they're supposed to be good for you but there's nothing i hate more in the world than hospitals. maybe because i've spent too much time in them. i wish there would be some way they could be...dirtier. it sends me insane the way everything shines. when you spill something a team of nurses come and clean it up. i appreciate nurses, and doctors. i hope my mum's ok. i'm sure she will be. perhaps i'm just being ultra paranoid and she's got an in growing toe nail. as horrible as it sounds. i remember a boy at my old school who had one of those who took great pleasure in showing everyone in the p.e. changing rooms. he liked it so much he never told his parents because he didn't want them to take him to a hospital. one day during a p.e. lesson someone hurt his foot and he ended up going to hospital. i don't think there's a point to that story, it's just a story. i used up the last page in my sketchbook the other day, it was fun flicking through it and looking at all the other stuff, stuff i'd forgotten about. i think everyone should have something like that just to piss about with. i don't like other people looking at it though, it's personal in anyway, it's just i don't like people looking at it. i was looking at somebody's sketchbook in my english lesson, for her art class. it was strange because they have to use them almost formally. you could tell the person had put a lot of effort into it and yet the tutor wrote (in red ink none the less) "not good enough". there's nothing worse than teacher's comments in red ink, it just marrs everything. what the hell am i going on about? --- i saw in a rachael fruitloop post "Nafees seems like such a tough guy! Even though it was an accident!" that's partly true. it was an accident but i am far from being a tough guy. i run as far away from confrontation as possible. you know the line in that hefner song that goes "usually i like confrontation i do" ? well, that's not me. however i understand what people mean when they said they feel good when they're mentioned in one of those. i was reading my e-mail in the media study area at college and i began to laugh. when i asked why i replied "oh i was in a fruitloop post", the person looked suitably bemused. i don't why it's good, perhaps it's because everybody likes acknowledgment. my two cents (or pence) worth about the magnetic fields: i like them, they're good. not amazing but nice none the less. i can understand why people don't like them solely of the merits of merritt (boom boom), but i've never seen them/him live so i wouldn't know. i do like the white stripes, they make me tap my foot and walk a little bit faster. i was reading a will oldham interview and he was saying that perhaps people would enjoy stuff more if they were more focused on the product and not the person or people. i think i agree, perhaps that's why i haven't not, not enjoyed any music recently. actually no. that robbie williams thing the other day, i had to turn over. i have only fond memories of the royal albert hall and i intend to keep them that way. worst pick-up line? well, i don't know if it's a line but once me and my friend were at a bar, standing at the bar. and some guy goes to my friend "you're lucky", to which my friend replies "why?", man goes "because i'm here", my friend goes "oh...ok" then turns round. it was just funny the way my friend ignored his feeble attempts. i would of felt sorry for him if i didn't see him trying it on other people. --- this post's been rather crap, for which i apologise. i feel i should end with a crap joke, patient: "doctor, it hurts whenever i touch my body" doctor: "that's because you've broken all your fingers" take care, nafees. p.s. the new jim o'rourke album is rather good. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: march goodness by the sea under the sweet grecian sun..for you?
by stacey dahling 21 Nov '01

21 Nov '01

ok folks call me mad, but i'm going ahead and planning an athenian picnic a few MONTHS in advance but i'm doing this so that all you wacky brits can take advantage of some FAB cheapo airfare while it's till cheapo and so you can submit your holiday requests and all that fun stuff (aren't i sooo practical?) anyway, the date i have fixed on is: SUNDAY, MARCH 24 if this is problemmatic for anyone who had planned on coming, let me know and we'll do something creative maybe. for everyone else, write it in your calendars yes! um and email me if you are even considering coming. LOGISTICS (including and followed by ENTICEMENTS): easyjet has insanely cheap flights right now. the sooner you book the better because the prices increase randomly. i suggest you make a proper holiday of it and come for a week. i'll be happy to put you up or find you cheap accomodations (everything is pretty cheap here) and will entertain you and show you all the sites. here's what i found: from london luton to athens, tuesday, march 19, 27 quid from athens to london on monday, march 25 or tuesday, march 26, 22 quid (both fares at www.easyjet.com) i flew a cheap charter flight to london (air2000..eek!) and it was AWFUL. i flew easyjet back to athens and it was actually quite fab! nice new plane, lots of room, the stewerdesses were always available but didn't hassle you. it's a 4-hour flight. http://www.geocities.com/dahling007 ok..as for enticements: 1) huge bottles of beer for 20p! 2) lovely weather and no tourists!! BEAUTIFUL blue skies and all that postcard-perfect stuff. 3) joanna and i have chosen the perfect spot already: a park near an abandoned airport with lush green grass that no one else goes to. PLUS it's by the sea!!! so after we eat and drink to silliness we can walk along the beach. mmmm. 4) several sinisterenes on week-long holidays means more than one day of drinking fun. it means endless fun. it means late nights eating cheap yummy YUMMY food and drinking cheap yummy wine at a rembetika taverna (traditional greek jazz); starlight walks among ancient ruins; ISLAND JAUNTS! yes. and parties at the shack's shag shack itself... in the old brothel district. awwwwww shit. 5) all this is super cheap.. like, less than 300 quid. probably less than 200 quid. 6) you get to meet MOI (and get guided tours by a real live classicist) and joanna and dimitra and probably mr. broccoli. um... do you really need much enticement to take a grecian holiday??? anyway...email me! lyns, sunny rachel, danny... i know you're interested. anyone else? waiting... ~dahling ps: i'm setting b&s members invites as we speak..hehehe! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bogus bowfrie and the spiders from ballfarg
by JENOWL22＠aol.com 21 Nov '01

21 Nov '01

Hewwo, I did it. I finally did it. I cut off my hair. Well, not me personally, because i would have just made a mess of it, but I paid someone else to do it. It's not long any more. In fact it's quite short. I have illness. I always have illness, this months variety is a slight tendancy to lose consciousness quite randomly. Which is quite embarrassing, so I went to the doctor and said "yo, make me be not ill" so they took blood out of my arm and they're going to test if for all kinds of nasty diseases. And if that doesn't show up, there could be the added bonus of going for brain scans because apparently i've been hit round the head a rather unhealthy amount of times. Feel my joy. But I promised colin that should I have any abnormal growths, I'll save him some. To be honest I'm more worried about not getting into university to be a dentist. Which might not happen if I'm off sick all the time. I got a B in a test you know. That's never happened before. I've got Yuletide and the festive season all planned out already. I'm spending christmas at the good lieutenant's to avoid my family, and possibly new year as well, although the lovely Ian Hatcher is coming up. He's not on sinister anymore. He's sadly missed. I might be obsessive and go and look at his old posts or something. I don't like christmas very much. My favourite time of year is usually halloween, although I didn't like that much either. I never got any monkey nuts, and I seriously contemplated drinking bleach. Except I didn't at all. Imagine how bad it would be to be allergic to ribena. I made my heavy metal friend listen to B&S. She said they all sounded the same. I don't think they do. Am I a doormat? Hugs, Jen Ps: Irrefuatable proof that france is part of britain: http://www.angelfire.com/weird/mmmhowqueer/mapofbritain.jpg +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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