March 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL!
by Steven Kado 17 May '01

17 May '01

So yes, i don;t write for a long time, then i write a little bit in response to a months worth of stuff. is that ok? first: HELLO!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH RUVI? Nothing really, except for talking a lode of cack about necrophelia and pretty girls vs. smart girls...Ruvi is pretty Rad. yes, his first post about square-dancing was NEARLY PROUSTIAN. only much shorter. significantly shorter. he brought up sylvia plath who at least had the guts to stick her head in the oven unlike that dreadful elizabeth smart woman who lived forever and ever and wrote terrible books. the best thing about sylvia plath so far is that talk of her compelled jillian locke to post! rah! >Pinefox asked: Is it true, by the way, that Pynchonians just don't like Salinger? yes. PF also mentioned David Lodge. i don;t like david lodge. he's no Ruvi whatsisface is he? with his nudge nudge wink wink i've heard of structuralism before sort of nonsense. fuck that shit. it is not the nation of ulysses! it's not even Komeda B-Sides. >Peter Miller said: You can get Deep Purple wallpaper! and i was amazed to discover that you can purchase a YES earthenware beer stein! http://shopping.artistdirect.com/artist_catalog.asp?catalog=YES&store=YesDir ect perfect for all those times you get together with other prog-rock/role playing games friends of yours and drink yourselves into stupours while loudly exclaiming 'i am the dungeon master!' or 'you shit head! you killed my orc commander! now taste my steel!' etc... then you wake up with beastly hangovers and have to crawl back to the computer engineering building in yr semen stained track suit dreaming of your next chance to listen to music about trolls and gobblins and shit with your other dandruff-y friends while playing roleplaying games and griping about how you never get any 'action'. Youn J. Noh mentioned me, so i'll quote the entire paragraph: >Who is the person who said something like the response to a work of art >should be a work of art? What were his exact words? A former professor >quoted him and emphasized the role of inspiration, but I think of it as >a conversation. Where is Steven Kado when you need him? Maybe he could >say something enlightening about Wittgenstein at this point. There's an >endpoint to criticism that isn't always recognized: you can never get at >the work itself. I think Jason McKinnon was saying something like this. >And the correspondence between words and things in the world is imperfect. >It would be useful to talk about something on its own terms, but what are >these terms? And what are non-artists to do? Offer mixtapes and quote >other people's poetry? right: here's what i say. 1. i don't like the way people throw words like 'art' around. people could lose an eye or find themselves deligitemized by an entire cultural system! fuck that shit. 2. i side with Renzo Piano and say that intuition doesn't exist, its just the fact that people who know about things can make judgements about those things faster without having to recourse to 'external' systems of reasoning. 3. Wittgenstein would ask how you know when you're inspired and if you are how do you know that its called inspiration to tell someone else that you're inspired and such and so on...colour incompatibility...etc. 4. no you can t ever get at the work of art. i agree. what was the work of art anyway? 5. its important to be sure that when talking about the imperfect connection between words and 'reality' that we don't lapse into rude and lazy platonism...in these modern times this can only lead to baudrillard and thats sucky, since he's really just an old reactionary shit-head who wants to go back to a time when men were men and women were women and reality was reality...what a tired old fart. i'm out of juice on this one. i need more kimchi to get any real thinking done, but its still early afternoon as i write so i can't possibly eat kimchi just yet. i don't think i even addressed the question at all. clearly. i'm going to see some joseph cornell films tonite! rah! yes, its a wonderful world within these cinema walls. The Dave Matthews Band is bad like Israeli Trance. boo! did anyone else find that the new baxendale joint is like a kind of anthem for a new tomorrow? a mission statement even...a kind of flashlight of hope? no? sorry. someone didn't like physicists. i take great umbrage at this statement since a) one of my best friends is in physics b) my girlfriend is also in physics. and they are nice people and not at all creepy or stupid or lax or anything, to be frank they're probably acres cooler than you, so there! of course me and the rest of the young barthesians in the wanky semiotics dept. find anything remotely sciency to be mind-bendingly exotic so maybe i look at physics with rose coloured glasses or something. Greg Pallis is pretty fucking rad too, despite having made an ass of me to his teacher by printing out one of my hamfisted drunken rants...oh well. the remarkably named dairy fairy said: >I am going to see arab strap this friday. Which should be very good. Although not necessarily a gig to cheer myself up with. >Aidan Moffat never seems very happy, despite the fact that the content of his songs would suggest he's having an awful lot of >sex. which is always nice. not neccessarily. sometimes too much sex makes your bits ache. can anyone who speaks german tell me how to say 'architects against indie-rock' in german? i'd be really grateful. rah rah ! i am electrocution! s t e v e n +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. 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Sinister: Charleston, phones, SCAD, and me.
by Ozma . 08 May '01

08 May '01

On the subject of Charleston and pretty phones, here I am. I do not live in Charleston, NC---I'm deeply sorry, but I will have to miss that picnic as I live on the opposite side of the United States of America. Isn't Charleston a dance? I think I've always wanted to learn how to. Also, SCAD. it's a lovely acronym, and the school sounds interesting. When you mentioned all the nifty girls it caught my eye---maybe the nifty-ness would rub off if i journeyed to Savannah, Georgia from my plaid perch here in California. To someone who said they have a pretty new phone (i pressed delete before I was aware of the sender), I wish I could call and cheer you up but these (insert swear word here) calls cost so much money and these (insert another swear word) phone companies rip everyone off. The world would be a much happier place, if you could just pick up the phone and dial and perhaps make a new friend from anywhere. Rather than the secluded calls that take place these days. they say i'm a dreamer, -Me* _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Fw: Mr Men
by KatieB 09 Apr '01

09 Apr '01

Hi Paul remember the fun of the Mr Men? if so you may enjoy! Hours of fun - guaranteed - you get to design your own Mr Men and Little Misses http://www.decode-ent.com/kidstime/makeamrmen.html Katie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Why are all my friends pyros?
by JENOWL22＠aol.com 31 Mar '01

31 Mar '01

Hewwo, Drunken phone calls are good. Well, not when I'm making them, because that's usually me being sick down the phone. But when other people phone you up and they're baned it's good, because you can laugh at them. I had two tonight. But I spoke to 5 drunk people, so does that count as five? My friend Jaz has a butler. His name was Igor and he was my first drunken phone call tonight. He told me about his thing for getting down and dirty round the back end with corpses. He reckons his girlfriend would be uspet if he told her that he was a necrophiliac, and that he hopes she was cheating on him because then he wouldnt have to satisfy her. I hope he doesn't come near me when he come to live in east kilbride, because the Blonde thinks I look like a corpse. She's got a point, my skin is a funny shade of gray at the moment, and I have shadows. I should really sleep or something. He was also telling me about the time he met a peodophile, and how the guy was lactose intolerant, so he tried to trick him into eating cheese. Sometimes, I think he's telling the truth, but Jaz told me when he went to the toilet that he'd been drinking magic mushroom tea, and that just before he phoned he'd thought that the toilet tried to bite him, and that he was doing a poo out of his stomach. When he came back he was screaming that martin was a dragon and he fancied anne robinson. He also told me to burn plastic and inhale it, so I did because I had a pen and a candle and he reckoned it would make me fly, but it didn't make me fly at all, it just made me cough. Then Jaz started on about injecting people with cancer, and how the Brownie guides would do anything for a 10p mix, so I went away. My second drunken phone call was from a sinister type peson, Mr Hatcher who told me what rimming meant, but he wasn't all that drunk. He said Mark said i was psychotic, and i frowned. I went to a goth club, which wasn't a goth club at all, just a place with placebo fans. But a boy in a cradle of filth top kept looking at my chest, which got annoying. He kept saying would I cast a spell to kill his friend and make him get hit by a bus, but I said no, and he said I looked like a girl on the cover of a cradle of filth CD, so I gave him the frowning of his life. That showed him. I sat my music exam for singing, but I messed it up. I knew that I shouldn't have taken singing when I can't sing. And I shouldn't have made a run for it after my first piece either. My maths teacher gave me into a row for being off school for a week. I had to get an operation thingy, but I didn't tell him that. I just went red and the hard kids laughed. I should have made him feel really guilty, but I couldn't be bothered. People keep trying to rip my union jack badge off my jacket. It's not even funny. Just because I'm not a celtic fan. I support Hamilton Accies, if you must know. I don't really. The funniest thing happened to me. Well, actually it wasn't funny at all, it as quite crap. When I came back to school all the big fat hard kids (even the tiny ones) all lined up for me coming out of class to spit on me and throw stones and pencils at me. You have to give them credit for their organisational skills, but it still wasn't very nice, especially since I was having trouble walking anyway. I think I get stoned in school more than the neds. I'm going a bit mad, because I've just eaten for the first time and it's midnight, and I'm getting a sugar rush and it's fun. I've decided to kidknap chris geddes and make him play the keyboard for me. He is such a lovely little pixie and I'm going to kiss his forehead next time I see him. I liked TWATTYBUS, it's not bad at all. I was listening to it with all the lights off, and I was thinking about Ribena and how much I wanted some. My friends all signed me up for porn. It wasn't fair, because when the Blonde and a quite baned me signed up all our friends we made sure it was just normal porn. But they went and signed me up for bestiallity porn, and it's a radge. And they've got the password, and I don't know how to stop recieving regular updates about cherry the horse and her 19 year old lover. It's half past 12 now. That's crazy. It takes me so long to do stuff. Prolly cause I keep having text message fights with people. Only not real ones because that would be bad. I think Lord Anthony should be released. And that Lord Anthony and the girl in Expectations should get together, and then Struan could write a song about them and how they nuked all the hard kids. I'm going to go before I embarrass myself further. Hugs, Jen Ps. Don't Baxendale songs make you want to blink. I always blink too much when I listen to baxendale. Pps. 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Sinister: morse code in modern age
by Johan Nilsson 31 Mar '01

31 Mar '01

silly post warning o still here? neat. i just did that to shake off all those people who just wouldn't understand. here we go. i wanna set a rule for the world, like a rule that everyone should live by. here is the plot for the rule. if you are a boy or a girl, handsome, beautiful, pretty, graceful or just simply wonderously cute. and you commute, on a rather long distant to work, or school or whatever occupies your week days. this may be with train, bus or even boat. and you sit there and all the sudden some little boy/girl scrabbles up all their curage and shakingly approaches you with shy looks and says *hi*. if you, without knowing who this person is or why he/she is saying hello to you - if you respond, in a rude matter, like looks are the person like he/she was a moron and get up from your seat and move to another further away. if you do anything of such, it is now your duty (this is the tule); from that day, you will have to find a new way to get to your work, school or whatever. you can no longer take that route. you change, NOT, the boy/girl who had been planning and thinking out how to approach this person (you) and dreaming of what the conciquences would be and hoping this person (you) would meet them with a smile and a friendly response. if this rule, is set to work, worldwide, within the year, i have promised myself to say hello to a very cute girl. johan (if i am not home before dawn, call the president) _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I can't believe it!
by tmalone3＠uswest.net 31 Mar '01

31 Mar '01

On MTV2 they just showed "Is it wicked not to care?"!!! In its entirety! I've never seen a Belle & Sebastian video before, I just wish I was alert enough to tape it. Wow, content. Hmm, I don't really have too much more to say, except I'm soooo happy cause the Daily Show just won a Peabody award (Which is huge considering they beat out CNN, FoxNews, MSNBC, NBC, ABC, CBS, etc...) for their election coverage. For anyone who doesn't know, the Daily show is a humorous news show that makes fun of the news and the people who report. It is also "The most important Television show ever". Their interview with the Spice Girls is an absolute classic. Quite an accomplishment for an upstart cable program. Nothing is really going on around here, though I think Low is coming on the 10th! I'm gonna try to go see that. Lately I've just been reading about Islamic law (fun) and going to work and school. School sucks, it takes up far too much time. At least I'm staying busy. Somebody asked replied to my last post asking me about some stuff I had found while shopping. I can't find the email, but I found the stuff in a little town called Freemont near The University of Washington. It's a pretty cool town, there is large statue of Lenin (rescued from Russia I believe) about a block down from a this gay bar, next to a bunch of antique shops and used clothing stores and a really cool record store. I'm not gay and I don't drink, but you gotta love that combination. :) Well, I must go read 212 pages about the religion of the Semmites. -- Tim +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: narcissism uber alles
by steven kado 31 Mar '01

31 Mar '01

is everything here? ... yes, ok...so i'm ready then... right... "Hi there sinister!" "When i don't post forever i have to go back and read that months worth of email that i wanted to respond to but where too lazy to do so at the time etc. and now... "i was going to harangue Steve Christopher Walken about 'how do _you_ know that that is _really_ what brian wilson meant? and where do you get off thinking that the _last_ drug addled completely incoherent napkin with information on it that bw sent to the record company is even worth considering? how are we going through the motions of assigining value to these jottings and correspondances?' etc. but i won't. he likes the nation of ulysses. "can i say something about ribena? its ok, but it isn't as cool as vimto because vimto comes from saudi arabia. its also no patch on peardrax, which is the most complicated and many faceted artificial flavour ever! also the bottle is very appealing and somewhat leaky, meaning that the object which embodies the peardrax demands your respect and attention. or everything gets sticky. "my mother likes belle and sebastian, she likes them enough that when i played her FYHC she was able to say 'its really not as good as the other ones is it?' my dad doesn't like stumu's voice, which is fine, since he like Charlie Pride and CHARLIE PRIDE ROCKS! "pf should be glad that inspector forster was only a new shoenberg, if he was a new webern or even worse carter he'd have been 'totally fucked'. he wouldn't happen to be norman forster would he? i'd be careful, he might turn you inside out! pf also mentioned the proust can be a right asshole, which is certainly true! the way he gets all weird and possesive of albertine in vol 5 is downright terrifying. i just saw 'celeste' and thought it was pretty awsome! there is both good and bad in proust. i often reflect on this when administering colonic irrigation at the senior's home. scary old people. * "and we were talking about cheese, personally, i was devastated that none of you mentioned lait-cru morbier on your list of favourite lactose-y products! what the hell people? have none of you ever looked beyond the dull havartis, goudas and cheddars in the cheese shop? i think jay mentioned meunster! which is so awsome and fatty and good! here is a recepie for a sandwich of solitude to eat alone when no one will be near you to smell your breath after (good manners and bad breath get you no where): take one bagel, cut it in half and melt some meunster cheese on to it in the toaster oven. Next, get that big jar of kimchi out of the fridge and put a big bleeding red gob of the shit onto one side of the bagel. then put the other corresponding side of the bagel on top, the result is a kimchi muenster bagel sandwich! it is 1--fricken awsome 2--kind of smelly 3--very spicy! enjoy! "jay also stood up for mustard! mustard is the single greatest thing ever!! other than tintin we must also love the belgians for putting mustard on their fries! how awsome is that?! its the best! when i run out of food all that is left in my fridge is saurkraut and mustard, ever! but i have several kinds of mustard...with pepper corns, various white wine varieties etc. mustard is 'so for real'. "ian nicholson said "long fin killie' which fulfills my early nineties too pure quota for the month. they were odd wern't they that band? "andrew churchman already covered the whole 'camera obscura are actually from san diego' thing, i almost got to see them but they got held up at the canadian border...as did yaphet kotto and some other band that i was supposed to see last night. so i went to the 24 hr home depot and looked at lighting and lumber with this friend of mine who wouldn't stop complaining because i had made him go on a 40 minute bike ride to an obscure section of the city and it was cold. jesus, what a female reproductive organ! andrew also went on about the lapse, and how toko used to be in the lapse, and yes thats true...the problem with the lapse now however is that toko isn't in the lapse. when i saw them i was more impressed with the guy's sweater (it was a nice sweater) than with their music. it wasn't 'in the bush' by musique, i can tell you that! "jeff burke bitch slapped tim kinsella of joan of arc...and i was going to leap to his defence...but then, really, he's right. tim kinsella is really pretentious. and i like tim kinsella because i'm an over-educated nerd with problems relating to the world around him, so guilty as charged! its just hard for others to perhaps know how good something like joan of arc is when you haven't spent all afternoon ping-ponging back and forth between jameson and lyotard and frankly have gotten only so far as hating one more than the other but still think they're full of shit and just wishing that your girlfriend would drop by with some korean walnut cakes and you could have a nap as has been the case all to frequently with me. somehow, i think pretentious nerd people making pretentious nerd music is more honest than those same people pretending that they never went to school and never saw too many french movies and that they want to ROCK AND ROLLLLLLL!!!!! (making little black sabbathy hand gesture) GRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! and pretending that they never stopped liking Iron Maiden and that they are so violent and such etc... when they are not. at least Tim is being his artificial, pretentious self. not that thats an excuse or anything...just that i like that ok? "also, i saw fredrick jameson lecture twice last week and i chickened out of an excellent plan to pie the old motherfucker. shit. i was going to yell 'PASTICHE!' as my battle cry when i would have flung the fictional tart at his blubbery yale-school new criticism face. it would have been so awsome. "the belgians are laughing at me. "i saw andy *angel* blackwell last night...he was at the famous vaseline party. i was there too, seeing the hidden cameras. who are totally rad. forget kings of convenience they might be popular but they'll never be interesting, despite big gay joel being a bit of an asshole sometimes he's in charge of a truly awsome band. so thats that i suppose. GO SEE THE HIDDEN CAMERAS! "thanks s t e v e n" +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Sightings
by Mikey 31 Mar '01

31 Mar '01

Hi, Nigel said: " I saw a girl with a green coat, ginger hair, a badge in the shape of a fox on her collar and i though hey is that Jules... after all i'm Sheffield, but i was too scared to ask." And he was right, it almost certainly was. And would a tall skinny bespecacled lad with a long black coat sporting a Mr Happy badge and a tartan scarf fall under the B&S fan stereotype? Love, Mike :o) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: more coincidences...
by Geoff 31 Mar '01

31 Mar '01

At work the other day, a 'member of the public' phoned up to complain. His name was Keith Richards*. After listening carefully to his complaint, I assured him that I would get someone else to sort it out as soon as I could get round to it. On putting the phone down, someone sitting nearby was listening to 'You can't always get what you want'*. Also, his phone number contained 666*. I passed the complaint onto my boss, who's name is Ruby*. This all happened on Tuesday* (it might have been Monday come to think of it). You couldn't make it up. ps if you were wondering, the *'s signify the supposed coincidences. Ok. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: brr brrrrrrrr brrrr br brrrrr bbbrr
by Sweetie Something 30 Mar '01

30 Mar '01

sinister hello hello im in a good mood i shouldnt be its a friday night and im in i could be at the engine room enjoying 3 live bands for £4 but im a bit gigged out i think but ive been laughing and listening to good music and not eating lots of chocolate and drinking too much tea (i think that drinking too much tea makes me grumpy, but im not sure, it may be that i drink too much tea when im grumpy) anyway carsmile steve said in responce to primitive painters question about singing along to the trumpet bit in dog on wheels "doing baba bas is for wimps. Playing air trumpet and making mouth trumpet noises is what the kids are doing these days." and i got a mental picture and laughed so hard but im not sure how to imagine mouth trumpet noises.... ok yeah as i said i went to see rent go see it thats not a suggestion, its an order GO! u get to hear adam pricket pop sensation say, in a very bad american accent, "fuck" and "masturbation" and sing about s&m and tri(y?)sexuality and a boy called angel whos a drag queen, and wears small sexy dresses and pvc i was quivering with delight honestly he made me want to eat chocolate they also sang that the opposite of war isnt peace, its creativity i am listening to ballboy (switching back and forth with crazy town) theyre very good i think yes and i have decided that i am going to go to those giggies that were mentioned in neil robertsons email from stevie probably maybe yeah people have been mentioning that noo programme 'teachers' well i havent seen it yet coz my maw didnt record it stoopid wummin i was in #sinister earlier and got connected to a server that started "paranoid" then said some other letters and dots and stuff Nik Ovenden said hes coming to scotland DONT DO IT NIK!! ITS WRONG IMMORAL EEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVIIIILLLLL!!!!!!!! he also said ribena and milk cool, u will enjoy(maybe unless its cold and horrible), eh yeah and eh...stuff <please note, deliberate mixup of responses there> theyve been talking about ATP i also, all the way through higher bio, thought every time i saw it 'all tomorrows parties' which is much more exciting than adenosine triose phosphate (even thought im not god damn well going damn damn damn) and the beach being next to the sea is my most favourite place to be (that ryhmes so lets have some tea....<sorry>) expecially on the isle of cumbrae i think im going to go to a london pic-o-nic i would awfully very muchly like to i was looking up randomn words and phrases on the net the other night and i looked up 'bawbag' and what should be the second thing to some up on the results but a sinister post JASON A asked if anyone watched cold feet the one with john thomson of the fast show fame?? of so, yes i do indeedy if not, then no, i dont think i do im afraid :) i also thought at first that jason a was mr andreas gordon said i sounded like hear'say i dont even know what they sound like i just know that jamie theakston thought their video looked like someone was lighting their farts but thats not the point WHAT DO U MEAN I SOUND LIKE HEAR'SAY DAMNIT!!!!! ¦:( ;P temperamental, sweetie xox "im hiding in the dark corners of your room where the phone never dares to ring no better than the fondly forgotten scene in a book that you never read" icq #42242252 msn messanger something_sinister(a)hotmail.com AOL instant messanger: IIIsecondcreep *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If I wasn't psychotic I would never have found my true self. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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