March 2001 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: You make me want to drink bleach
by Sweetie Something 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

sinister a few more days in the not so interesting at all really yes, so heregoes went to see snow patrol on wednesday so that was nice and met phil kay which was also nice a drunk man asked 'do u know where the nearest alcoholic shop is?' so that was amusing. we had a senior poll in our school the results got put up the other day i won worst dressed. and proud, oh yes, so very proud. but i also won best hairdo!!! which was very very cool i thought :) about 15 mins ago i was in the living room doing what i do flicking through the music channels on Q, madonnas 'whats its like for girls' was on on kiss madonnas 'what its like for girls' had not long started on the box madonnas 'what its like for girls' was just starting that was rubbish the rest is a bit better i was at the theatre tonite with the school we went to see rent its brilliant but oh so sad and i felt a bit silly at the sad bit i was a bit(very) choked up until it went quiet and i realised that lots of people were crying there was lots of immature annoying little bastards there 2 of the main characters were gay lovers and they kissed this was met with much disgust from those arseholes as was the 2 gay men walking round holding hands honestly there are few things that piss me off more than homophobes during the break we went upstairs (it was the festival theatre in edinburgh) so we could look out the windows and point and laugh at people there wasnt that many though worth pointing and laughing at i have pulled a muscle in my neck its very sore and i have no idea how i did it :( i also have quite a lot of cuts on my hands that sting alot but i dont know how i got them either :( on the coach on the way home still in edinburgh there was a thump on the back window where all those immature bitches were sitting we thought they were fucking about but it shattered someone had hit it with a belt from outside and that had caused it to shatter i mentioned last time that my parents have just got divorced and yes, they have i think its a good thing ive not entirely decided im sure it is isnt it? either way it doesnt matter what matters well, it doesnt really it does to me though alot we have to sell this house which i guess wont seem like much but this place has been my home since i was 7 its my home i cant leave my home isnt ur home like what dougie maclean said about the land? 'its the land, you cannot own the land, the land owns you' maybe its not im not sure really its one of those times when u just feel like anyway its easter now well almost 2 weeks of...river walkways?? no, i think its still too cold for that staying up all night?? well, maybe a few nights. your friend always sweetie xox icq #42242252 msn messanger something_sinister(a)hotmail.com AOL instant messanger: IIIsecondcreep *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If I wasn't psychotic I would never have found my true self. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: Last chance people...
by John Jennings 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

Mooorning sinisterines... Well the very first *leicester fiesta* (christened by Madeleine, although she doesn't yet realise it) happens this saturday, and i'm hoping to see and meet lots of you there. Will I? Ooh i hope so. We've set up a leicester b&s website thingy with all the other dates that we plan to meet up on as well... its bounce.to/b_and_s_leicester and you can post on the lovely message board and add your email address to the list and stuff, so very exciting... Roight now a little bit to try and dispel all my guilt (eeeek)... after my last post i got quite a few emails from lovely nice sinister people and those emails have since been lost in the pages and pages of sinister archives on my pooter... i will dig them out though and reply to them all... honest... i promise.... roight. no more guilt. sorted. Boing de boing (<-- bouncing off to bounce.to/b_and_s_leciester which is of course what you will all be doing now....) John. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: LUCKSMITHS in san francisco!!
by JASON A. 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

Ahhh the LUCKSMITHS are going to be playing in San Francisco CA on June 9th. Can't wait!!!!!!! To bad there not playing with B&S. :( Jason A. Its sooooooooooooo sunny today!!!!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: And now...a short Inter'lewd'
by vodkabird＠gurlmail.com 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

Hullo, Worky e-mail is down, the whole of the Department of ****** is on its knees, we can no longer communicate with those sitting opposite us, so like me we all recover from the loss of our electronic mail security blankie and go off and do something less boring instead. Like post here, for example. Whilst the rest of the UK was jumping up and down for joy over the football last night, I was watching a little teevee show entitled 'Whatever happened to the Von Trapp children' or something like that. I admit, I love 'The Sound of Music'..it rates up there along with all of the other trashy films which I daren't mention (but which I *bet* you all like too *heh*) and it has EVERYTHING; drama, romance, politics, religion and awful curtains made into lederhosen. Yum! When I was a kid, I used to revel in the three hours of the film whilst the adults and cooler kids tutted and sighed at the repetitive festive palava of it all. I was absolutely engrossed in this show last night, humming along to all of the songs and even indulging in a little 'Do-Re-Mi' of my own (that's not rude btw, Ken or Will) Of course the actors and actresses who played the kids are all middle-aged and grey now, but they could still jump and down on those steps in Salzburg. So anyway, as usual no content in this one, but if I've persuaded just one of you to run up a hill very fast and twirl around at the top, then my mission has been successful. 'The sun has gone to bed and so must I...gooooodbye!' Love you all VB (the so-called one according to that Mr Nicholson. Hmpf) xxxxxxxxx Being a Rebel's Fine at: http://www.angelfire.com/ia/trustnoone ________________________________________________________________________ --> get your free, private gURLmail account at http://www.gURLmail.com!! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: 10 Pinefox Place
by Hewitt, Stephen 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

Archel beat me to the teachers news. It was funny cos i was playing on the modern interweb whilst mrs carsmile was watching it, and every now and then i let out a big cheer as a bit of b&s was included. Unfortunately i now have that bluetones song that goes "MONDAY, count all the things in my stuff, do do do" stuck in my head, which is a little disturbing. Also the fact that the programme is like Ally McBeal lite, yet still rather amusing in places is disturbing. I've got about a zillion things to say today, i'm prolly going to forget half of them, better get on with it then... Is anyone going to see Aislers Set at Notting Hill on Saturday? Cos i'm going to see my mooooomie who is having a weekend in London village, so i thought as i'm about i might pop into the Arts Club. Secondly, anyone fancy a pint on Monday afternoon in London village, cos i'm going to a work meeting that should finish about 2pm. Surely it'd be less hastle to move there and commute back to bludy oxford. primpaint said: how many of you have sang along with the trumpet part from dog on wheels with a "ba baba baba" doing baba bas is for wimps. Playing air trumpet and making mouth trumpet noises is what the kids are doing these days. Dreams Apart from dreaming about the database i've spent the past two days working on (sadsadsad, i know), i dreamt the other night that Tim Hopkins had sent an e-mail to the list, with a list of the b&s tour dates on, and he was berating us for not paying attention or something. Anyway, the next morning (this is real life now, not the dream) I open my e-mail to find "Tour Autumn 2001" as one of the subjects. Unfortunately it was for some rubbish education fair, but it was rather spooky. Our Lucy said: Our chalet is going to be the bestest, absolutely, without question. Oh yeah, reckon do yer? btw, has anyone made a large "come on you pasty-faced vegan geeks" banner for waving at the 5 a-side? A pint of finest Queen Vic Ale to anyone who does :) I wanted to talk about the bootlegging concerts thing, but i can't get the words in the right order, maybe next time... did anyone else think Jason A was J Andreas. I was a bit confused "hold on he doesn't live in san francisco" i thought... Oh Steve Lurpack is doing a book signing thingy at borders the day of the oxford picnic, so we can go and give him some food. The "we" in that sentence rather implies that other ppl are going to turn up, doesn't it? hmmm And apparently Peacock Johnson will be making a guest appearance with Stuart David when he's on at Borders. Don't ask me, that's what it says in the adverts... ok, love you bye bye xoxo Carsmilesteve +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: freudian potatos
by Richard Skinner 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

well hello there sinister boys and girls. I havent posted in absolutly ages how the hell are you all? ****subject line well this has to do with a very strange story i heard recently involving my friend who was in munich. She was sitting in a rather large bar and people watching,when she saw this rather attractive french girl wearing implausibly tight jeans.She was flirting with a load of men and women she was with.She then throughout the evening began to take bathroom trips with these people(only one at a time)and coming back looking ever more dishevelled when she got back to the table.After about the third guy she had been out with,the two came back to the table looking rather sheepish.The guy she had been with had a large object in his hand and was stroking it and cradling it in his arms like an infant.My friend strained to see what this was ,and yes it was a potato.about twice the size of his fist.My friend made eye contact with him as he cradled his *trophy?* .he just raised one eyebrow and quickly averted his gaze.When this was related to me over the phone i thoughtshe was describing a dream she had had due to its bizare nature.I thought freud would have had a field day with that one.But ! ! ! no it turned out that this was reality.I was quite amused. actually it could be made into a belle and sebastian song.(that was a bit tenuous honey i know) Are there any list members either in Italy(rome,florence) or in moscow as i will be in both these plces in the nearish future and wondered if you might like to meet up.Or if any list members would like to meet in Dublin there may be a meet up not this weekend but next.Ok i had this whole other thing i was going to type about how cool canadians are and how there is a lot of good canadian music around but actually i am too lazy to type it now,so you'll never know. richard. ***************************************************** "I shambled after as I've been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes "Awww!"" jack Kerouac-on the road **************************************************** Visit http://www.oceanfree.net to get your free e-mail account and use our unique Irish Internet directory +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: BST Blues
by Madeleine McNeil 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

I must admit I feeling a little like Rachel Playforth today, I am in a horrible sad mood. I've finally made some friends at university but they're all thin and pretty and I feel really daft and awkward sitting next to them. And all the sky seems to do is rain and rain and rain and the fact that it's now "British Summer Time" only makes it even crueller. (just noticed a strange thing as I did that - the keys on this computer are all funny and confused. Thus @ is " and vice versa. Hmmmm). And my washing machine doesn't work so my favourite clothes are dirty and I don't have much money and all I really was is to feel the sun on my skin as I wander down the street to the record shop to buy CDs. But instead I"m in the university with a keyboard I don't understand in a world I don't understand. Rant over. I feel slightly better now. I hate Teachers too. I also zkind of hate teachers with a small 't' as well. Love Madeleine _________________________________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free E-mail from MSN Hotmail at http://www.hotmail.com. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: the city left you all alone
by Rachel Playforth 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

there are many places i could be, tonight, at the weekend, next week, but i won't be. because a) i'm lazy and/or b) my friends can't be bothered with me and/or c) i'm paranoid included in the places i won't be are london, glasgow and camber sands. enjoy. i'm listening to the kings of convenience album just now, which came in the post this morning in the way cds do when you've got lovely/evangelical friends. as background music it's kind of bland, but if i go and lie on my bed later and stare at the ceiling, as i may well be inclined to do, i imagine it will kick in. i'm in a horrible sad mood. if i could be bothered to let it, the prospect of the todd solondz film would cheer me up. watching *other* people fuck up their lives to a soundtrack of belle & sebastian is so much better, really. happiness was one of the great films of the last decade, no doubt. oh, but there is good news. congratulations jules and mike @-'--,--- is this like a blind date wedding, where honey has to make like cilla black and buy a new hat? i do hope so. something in pink, with lace and artificial flowers, preferably. mayfly and dirty dream # 2, as well as tbwtas on the end credits, featured briefly but quite prominently in teachers tonight. shame the scriptwriter doesn't have struan's way with words... luv archel xxx ps: grace's subject line, 'bisexual scrabble champions' made me think of my ex-boyfriend, and that's probably as much information about *him* as any of you need. *************************************** Rachel Playforth 'She may not be famous, but she's right' - Homer Simpson For the best in new writing on the web, visit www.buzzwords.org.uk Contact us on buzzwords(a)bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: fox in the snow
by Lu, Liqin 29 Mar '01

29 Mar '01

hey sinister, u'll never believe what happened this afternoon: i saw a fox!!! a tiny one running on a sidewalk. the sidewalk wasn't covered with snow but everything else was. i was working in my school's library then, and i immediately graped my camera (i just happen to have carried it with me today), but it was gone, it ran fast. i was a bit disappointed i didn't take a pic of it, but i'm happy nonetheless =) liqin +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0

Sinister: Leaving the list para las pampas
by JD Stephens 28 Mar '01

28 Mar '01

Hello, all-- I�ve not posted for quite some time and am now writing to say goodbye. I�ve not had time to read every post, or lately, any posts, so it makes sense to take a break from it. Also, I�ve moved to tiny town in Argentina, so my access to it is sketchy. Those of you with whom I�ve established e-mail relationships, don�t write me off just cos the sun sets in the wrong place and the stars are all funny--e-mail will still reach me, eventually. �Chao! Schatz __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email at your own domain with Yahoo! Mail. http://personal.mail.yahoo.com/?.refer=text +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

1 0