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Sinister: B&S on TV
by David Moore 26 May '02

26 May '02

Hi All, Most of this is now so old as no longer to have any relevance. However, to clear it from the drafts folder: Prescience? "I wanna be on TV. Maybe ... a talkshow or something, like Conan or early Letterman." Photos from B&S' appearance at last summers FIB at Benicassim here: http://www.twodeadstars.com/ (thanks for the link, Aitor). Some might find the last one disconcerting. Others will have a different reaction :) Harp. Quite a few people commented favourably on Stevie's harmonica playing during the last tour. Until Tori Spelling is released, you could content yourselves with the new Bill Wells album 'Also in White', on which there is bucketloads of it, Stevie being a member of the core trio that recorded the record along with Bill & (V->Twin & other's) Robert Henderson. I'm not really qualified to write about jazz, but like the soundtrack-ey feel of this album. My attention wandered in a couple of places but still good overall, I reckon. You can find out more from here (beware, I couldn't find the link to Geographic Records today, & this is a page where irresponsible spendthrifts may find themselves ordering a copy) http://www.domino-mart.com/release.php?release=326 Zoe wrote (ages ago now!): "But I was nice to the boyfriend and he said thatI could use his card. Yey!I'm happy. But my back is killing me." And I thought: "Am I the only one sniggering here?" I bet you thought I couldn't plug Peter Miller any more - Wrong! He's re-written the first chapter of Mucky Pups & you can read it at www.badosa.com At the same site you can also read Ricardo Ludovico Gulminelli's 'Fraudulent Fertilisation', translated by Big Pete. Hope all you Brighton kids are having fun this weekend. Love, David Moore Chelmsford, UK +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: what makes for a fine day in glasgow?
by emily thomas 25 May '02

25 May '02

i missed stuart on much music because i was way up north where there is no such thing. but my friend tells me he spoke of an episode of gilmore girls that is based on the characters of a belle and sebastian song. this delights me for two reasons: 1. i severed my ties to television drama some time ago but one night tuned into the gilmore girls and felt myself pulled into the hijinks of stars hollow. i will admit the show makes me feel as though everything will be just fine (much the same as the music of b&s) and when rory's friend expressed an interest in legal man my affection for the show was cemented right then and there. 2. i like the idea of belle and sebastian song characters being realized before my very eyes. i only wish i knew what episode it was and what characters were there. although maybe it hasn't even happened yet... also, a friend of mine and i are going to be in glasgow a few nights in late june. i think it'll be a tuesday and a wednesday. to those of you who live there or frequent it often: what do you suggest for fun? emily _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: WE NEED YOUR OLD RECORDS AND MUSIC BOOKS!!!!!!
by Brian McNeill 25 May '02

25 May '02

ATTENTION ALL GLASGOW LISTEES!!!!!!!! PLEASE BRING ALL YOUR UNWANTED CDS, LP'S, 7INCH SINGLES, VIDEOS AND TAPES INTO THE OXFAM MUSIC STORE ON BYRES RD GLASGOW.....# DO IT TODAY! THRILL AND MEET BRIAN McNEILL WHO WILL TAKE YOUR DONATIONS WITH A smile and a wink!!!! we have loads of great stuff worth buying as well including a mint condition best of lee hazelwood album for only £9:99 so get yer arse in gear today!!!!!!!! ALSO CARLA ANNE FROM NYC I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: anyone fancy a free ticket to Glasgow school of art tonite?
by Brian McNeill 25 May '02

25 May '02

As I am on the guestlist (as far as I know) let me know by 4:30pm TODAY! Brian _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: just a sobby, little post.
by pulu xxx 25 May '02

25 May '02

hello, this is my first post. i�ve been too scared to post, because you all seem so witty and clever, and write much better than i could ever write. but there�s this one thing that makes every day almost unbearable. i�d like to know how long did it take for you to get over someone, i mean when she or he has broken up with you? my boyfriend ended our relationship already 6 months ago, on december 21st around 22.35 (10.35pm). and i haven�t gotten over it. i cry like everyday, almost constantly. i just don�t know what to do. i don�t have any like minded friends, he was my best friend, and it�s just all gone. we had the same taste in music. i thought we were meant for each other, i was convinced that we�d be together for the rest of our lives. the reason why he broke up with me, was because i am too sad so that i made him sad. but now he has a new girlfriend. and i�m planning my funeral. living has become so difficult, cos everytime i hear some love song or something i have to plug my ears, when i see a happy couple i have to close my eyes, when i hear kissing sounds i have to go and bang my head against the wall. i can�t even listen to some of my favourite bands or albums like: -kings of convenience -bob hund�s �jag rear ut min sj�l� -super furry animals esp. �rings around the world� (i happened to see sfa on conan and it felt awful) -the delgados -the divine comedy all i have left is nick drake, the smiths and classical music, cos those don�t remind me of him. i watch news and crime films, cos there isn�t usually anything about love in them. i borrowed liszt�s cd from the library, cos it got this one piece in it called �fun�railles� and it�s just incredibly beautiful. i listen to it constantly. actually i went to see claude chabrol�s �merci puor le chocolat� and they played it in it and it sounded so gorgeous. i�m terrified about this summer. last summer was the best that i ever had. and i just keep thinking about it. and i also think that what he is doing with her. sometimes i wake up with that thought in my mind and i can�t get back to sleep. i still have dreams about him, like last night. but i can�t remember it right now. i�m so naive that i thought no b&s fan would be like that, i mean at first he said how i was someone he had for long wanted to find and be with. i knitted him mittens for x-mas present and i made this heart on the palm side, so he has my heart in his hand, like i gave it to him. i didn�t plan it that way, the heart on the palm side, it was a mistake, cos i didn�t notice that i had already made a thumb on that side, but then i realized what it could symbolize. he cried when i explained it to him. he wrote me a fairy tale. about us. last x-mas i was making him woolly socks and again i had designed this heart shape pattern on them. (i know boring, but i never know what to get) and then when i was knitting them he phoned and said we should break up. i still got my cell phone full of his text messages, and when we were together i use to write them down. i�ve got two little books full of his messages. i just fear that i never get over this/him, i just miss him so much and i want him back. and i hate myself for ruining the whole thing, and being too sad.. and i�m so tired of crying, but i can�t stop. and i also fear that i turn into some horrible cynical person, who detestes happy people, and love. just like that hobbit from �lord of the rings� named gollum (?!). i want to love and feel being loved, and i want to cuddle and kiss and do things together, but i don�t want to wait ten years to get it. i want it now. i�m sorry for this post. thanks if you could read it through. yours truly, puluxxx (finland) __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: kangaroo means i don't understand
by Dean Gillon 25 May '02

25 May '02

why do some people on the list speak about themselves in the third person? please tell dean anyone fancy a pint? Loads of love Dean XX __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: them summer breezes is a-callin'
by Bron 24 May '02

24 May '02

dear sinister it's been groovy but i can't stay here you've been great it's just the computer is too cold the light from the screen blinds my inhibitions i'm leavin to all i've met, it was a pleasure to all i've kept in touch with, we shant lose touch sinister still rawks it's been real and you all know that much love ---your mountain mama sweetheart X "The differences between what you hope for and what you end up receiving are part of what makes the outside, the hoped for, worthwhile...and beautiful." ---the Lovely Lou Protect Yellowstone National Park from pollution (free!): http://www.Care2.com/go/speakup +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Do you remember the first time?
by paul hardman 24 May '02

24 May '02

Ok so i'll include a B&S story in this post even though I come out not looking very good at all. The first time I ever heard them was on the eve of my mates wedding. We had already been and done Amsterdam for the weekend and seeing as though we're supposed to be modern men went out for a 'quiet one' so my mate wouldn't be wrecked on his big day. Down to the local boozer in Stockton Heath (Warrington) and a good night had by all, piled down to my mates with a few lads for a nightcap and at about 1.00am I called my (then) girlfriend to say i'd be around to see her. Popped around and was instantly given a tablet, well it would have been rude not to, her mate was there and we had a mini-music night (tell you about a proper one another time). Anyhoo just as I was peaking her mate put on modern rock song (still my fave although The model's close) and yes, that voice etc...this was now my band. Another pill at 6.00am (I was still in control of course!) everything going swimmingly well, got to 11.00am my girlfriend went to bed and I was sat with her mate on the couch thinking, "By God, i'm going to the first one at the church, no one would ever believe it". Then of course it all went wrong. Quite badly although it could have been worse. Just before I should have left the house i thought i'd go and say bye to Michelle who was asleep. Well I couldn't leave without giving the cutie pie a kiss and cuddle could I but you obviously know what happened as soon as my head hit the pillow. Because I wasn't at home no one could get hold of me, luckily someone got hold of Michelle's mobile number and woke me at, at, at, at, freaking 4.00pm Saturday afternoon (good job it wasn't the match). Drove straight away to pick up my suit (missed the wedding of course but had to show my face) the dry cleaners was shut I couldn't believe it! Phoned them from across the road and strangely a worker was still in there ironing his shirt for the night (gave him a hefty tip for saving my life...Don't close at Four on Saturday's again). Down to the reception amazed looks off my mates (who all thought I was dead) the only thing was that I couldn't be seen to be having fun because of my lateness. When I remembered hearing modern rock song halfway through the night it really cheered me up and some say that it wasn't me who made the biggest mistake of the day (Two people joined at the hip for eternity for Christ's sake!). On a completely unrelated note i wrote a world cup preview for our works magazine (who wouldn't print it as they deemed it offensive) on word, if anyone want's one give us a bell, so to speak & i'll send it. Had to write it mainly for people who don't like football (virtually everyone in here, even most lads! this is Amsterdam though) I couldn't pass on the chance to take the piss out of 32 countries although by mentioning Scotland and Australia I made it 34. If you get even one laugh then it would have been worth it, tis gratis after all. I'm off out tonight to try and recapture the form I had first time I heard B&S which you now know. Glad I don't have to go anywhere tomorrow. Rock on. 'H'. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Sadie's been kidnapped
by Danny Farrell 24 May '02

24 May '02

It was a lazy Sunday afternoon; the wind was blowing softly, the branches of the trees swaying gently from side to side. It was the perfect time for fox in the snow, at least so dannypie thought as he sauntered casually towards his house. The hellish ordeal also known as the Macroeconomics 2 exam was over. As Danny entered his house, he didnt know that anything was wrong, in fact he thought that everything was just perfect, he made a mug of blackcurrant and elderflower tea and headed upstairs to play on #sinister. Danny logged on and noticed Archel sitting quietly and someone known only as e0. Wheres Sadie? Danny wondered to himself. He asked the question out loud and almost jumped out his chair as e0 replied: Sadie. Has been kidnapped. You must pay us. 1000 unmarked bags of haribo. In the next 48 hours. If you ever want to see Sadie again. You will be given more instructions. Soon. Danny sat there shaken, Archel, Archel he cried, there was no reply from miss Archel, she was obviously out to lunch. Danny, (A.K.A the pie) knew exactly what he had to do. Hed promised that it would be over, that he wanted the quiet life, thats why he moved back to Stevenston, even went to university. He knew now that he was needed though to find Sadie and bring fun filled Sadieisms back to sinister. He picked up the phone: Apples? Pie? Apples! Pie! Sadies been kidnapped, Ive booked your flight, get over here as soon as you can. But my jobI thought that wed given up, tried to pursue a life of normality? Sadie needs us apples, just use your cover Okay. Amy Apples got off the phone and ran into work, she packed her belongings and threw her quilt cover over the boss, she stopped to doodle a little fox on the notepad and then promptly jumped on an apple plane. She was over at the pies house in just under an hour. Thank god youre here apples. Danny said with relief What clues do we have? Just this note. Danny passed her the note and she scanned it quickly taking in every word once, twice, then three times. God this guys really got our apples in a juicer. You know we cant do this alone dont you? Apples asked Yes, we need him back, but hes a celebrity now, and he vowed to give up the detective work for good Dont worry well get him apples quickly interjected She picked up the apple phone and dialled Chuey baby, how are you? Oh Im just fine, Im sitting drinking some red bull and eating paste. Answered the chu-ster Listen we need your help, Sadies been kidnapped we gotta get 1000 bags of haribo to the kidnappers. Please come help us Chuey, we gotta save Sadie 1000 bags thats impossible, dont worry Ill be right over Chu slammed down the phone and rushed to meet apples and pie. They met outside Sadies house. There was no time for hellos, no time for hugs for friends who hadnt met in years. Kung fu Chu kicked Sadies door down with an almighty Waaa-Chaa kick. They rushed inside, all calling for Sadie, screaming for her, hoping it had all been a hoax. It hadnt. Pie rushed upstairs to look for clues, for anything. Apples looked downstairs while Mr. Chu headed to the fridge to find a can of red bull. Amy and Danny searched the whole house from top to bottom finding nothing except for a little pack of sweets saying gummy sheep. Sadie never ate sweets, her teeth couldnt handle it. They decided it was a CLUE. The Chu found a note in the fridge though; he stood with his can of red bull in one hand and read the note out loud: I knew youd come here. Well done. Your next instructions. Leave the haribo. In the Sini-house. The Sini-house! Pie cried out in surprise, Nobodys been to the house-house for years, we all thought it was haunted and were to scared to go into the attic. Well we HAFTA! Chu cried out. Chu started to rush out the door when dannypie screamed out: STOP! Wait I have it, sheep, haribo, Sadie, it all points to one thing: Johnsheep! NO! Chu and apples both cried out in disbelief. No wait its our little sheep, it just cant be apples said with a puzzled look Dont you think I dont know that? It has to be though, we at least have to go and question him. They all left Sadies with perplexed, worried looks on their faces and set off to question the sheep. Listen we wont interrogate him, well just ask him a few nice questions over a chocolate milkshake Red Bull for me Kenny interjected quickly Of course red bull for you, and well ask him if he knows what happened then well take him to the Sini-house and wait and see what happens. Danny told them as they walked towards Johnsheeps door. Dannypie knocked on the little sheep handle softly and as john came to the door a look of delight passed Dannys face before reality dawned on him again and he realised that he could be looking at the Sadie-thief right between the eyes. They questioned the sheep but to no avail, they did however persuade john to take a trip to Sini-house and stay for a few days. They were unsure of Johns guilt but they gave him the benefit of the doubt whilst agreeing between them to keep a close eye on them. You knowthis reminds me of the case a few years ago with your evil sister chuella Devil. You know the only person who could solve that THE LLEW Amy, Chu and Mr. Sheep both cried out at once. Thats right kids, the only person to outdo the Chu, is the LLEW, the greatest detective we have ever known Isnt she a hermit now though? Apples enquired Yeh she lives in a hill in a forest Johnsheep replied I heard she hasnt spoke in three years, she just sits and meditates and writes out Dorothy parkerisms for days on end Chu added We have got to at least try, listen Ill go visit her, she can help us. Danny left to visit THE LLEW, with him he took frankINCENSE sticks, gold by ryan adams and a look of mirth. He hadnt seen his old mentor for years and years and was more than a little excited and nervous, he hoped she would talk, would help them, they needed her now more than ever. He took some hot chocolate and the complete book of Dorothy parker poems too. Meanwhile back at Sini-house: Kenny and Apples are going through the clues over and over again, trying to find something they missed, Johnny is sitting eating crumpets and drinking chocolate milkshake when a thought strikes him: Hey can I see the ransom notes? Ken and Amy look at him with slight suspicion before handing the note over to the sheep. Yip just as I thought, look at the grammar, he shows them the note again, waving it under their faces with triumph as he feels suspicion lift from him Good god hes right Chu exclaims, only one man writes with sentences as short as that: The boy Gillanders. Right Ill go get him and bring him back to the sini-house Kenny tells them, dont do anything until Danny gets back with news from THE LLEW. Ken runs off to find Gillanders before its too late. Meanwhile Dannypie is bravely making his way through the forest filled with lions, the pie has an affinity with lions though and isnt too scared, he manages to tame a little friendly lion who gives him a ride to the house of THE LLEW. The door is slightly ajar, Danny knocks but there is no answer. He quietly enters and creeps up the stairs. Come in Ive been expecting you LLEW calls out. Danny rushes in and sees LLEW sitting on her chair knitting a scarf. You were expecting me? Danny asks with surprise, how could you have been expecting me? Well Amy left a message on my phone saying you were coming Ahhhh, you always taught me to look for the obvious, but can I ask you, I thought you didnt speak? Oh sorry, I can stop if you want No maam, were desperate for your help. Danny hands her over the gifts. Well first we must consult the chocolate. Llew boils some milk and makes a yummy cup of hot chocolate, she passes one to Danny and sits back down Youre looking at it the wrong way, who has motive? Who was at the scene of the crime? Who was brave enough to suggest the sini-house? Finally, who can imitate any writing style in the whole world without raising even slight suspicion? Answer these questions you must, then you will have your answer. Now you must leave me, I have knitting to catch up on and a stack of books to get through. Danny wished LLEW goodbye, wishing he had time to talk to her, to tell her how important she was, but he didnt. He jumped on the plane back to meet Ken and Amy going through the clues in his head. Who was at the crime? No-one he could think of. Who can imitate writing styles? He didnt even know why this was important, he thought long and hard but couldnt come up with any answers until it dawned on him Archel was at the scene of the crime. She wasnt at Sadies house but she was all on her own when he came into #sini. She could have programmed that e0 to leave that message about Sadie. Archel also was brave enough to suggest the sini-house, he forgot how hardcore she was. If anyone would be brave enough to go the house they once thought haunted it HAD to be Archel. Danny got off the plane and quickly picked up the phone, he hoped Archel wouldnt suspect he knew anything as he punched the numbers into the phone. Hi Archel its Danny, I have a favour to ask you? Danny tries to stay calmly as possible as he waits to hear Archels reply Oh hi Danny, I havent heard from you in AGES, go on Well remember the sini-house? Uh-huh Well I wanna have a party in it and youre the only one brave enough to check the attic to see what that noise is. Okay Ill be over in half an hour. Danny obviously couldnt see the other end of the phone but Archel had a huge grin on her face. Danny met Archel outside the house and they both walked in together to be confronted with a confused shout from Ken and Amy of Whats Archel doing here? Errr whats Mr. Gillanders doing here? Well it was him that did itI thought. Amy says confusedly. Suddenly it all clicks into place for Danny. Of course, the grammar, the sentences. It all pointed to Gillanders, just like the sheep and Haribo pointed to Johnsheep. Only Archel could imitate the writing style of such a writer. Danny sits everyone down and makes them hot chocolate. He begins the explanation: Who was at the scene of the crime? No-one Blurts amy out, errr, there was no-one there Danny See thats where I went wrong, Archel was there, she was in the chatroom, she programmed the bot, she could have left the note at Sadies anytime, Sadie never uses her fridge, it could have been there for weeks for all we know. Ahhhh.. Ken sighs Then I thought who could possibly even suggest this scary house? Archel! John shouted out Exactly, she is hardcore, were all too twee and scared to come here but Archels a hard kid. Then the whole Gillanders thing just confirmed itArchel is the only person who could have imitated the style of Gillanders. Gillanders obviously couldnt do it because he was away on holiday, so it had to be a forgery, of course I didnt even know about Gillanders until I returned and saw him here but still things were already pointing towards Archel. Yes it was me. Archel giggles WHY ARCHEL WHY? They all cry out at once Oh its very simple, I need 1000 bags of haribo in order to cast my spell to take overTHE WORLD MY GAWD! Danny exclaimed with fear in his voice Well either that or Sadies eating pancakes out my backdoor and I had to think of some way to get all you guys to come to the Brighton Picnic Realisation dawns on all their faces. Danny lets out a giggle You cheated miss Archel. Yip I did. Lets go join everyone else at the picnic now, shall we? Fade out. 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Sinister: for all chicago sinisters
by ANGELA SMITH 24 May '02

24 May '02

this is my first post, and i hope to meet a lot of belle and sebastian fans at this shindig, seeing as the only one i know is my roommate. xoxo angela > Belle & Sebastian's new record "Storytelling" comes out on Tuesday, June >4th on both cd and lp. Reckless Records, Matador Records and Schubas Tavern >are celebrating this almost historical occasion with a monumental event on >Monday, June 3rd at Schubas (3159 n. Southport). We all invite you to come >perform (or listen to people perform) your favorite Belle & Sebastian songs >on stage in a night devoted to the splendor of the Scotts. We will have >instruments provided for you (a couple of electrics, an acoustic, a bass, >drums, and a very basic keyboardy type of thing) but if you need anything >extra you must bring it (but try not to). These parties in the past have >turned a bit insane (like Happy Days insane) so come early if you expect to >actually make it up there. After everyone has taken their turn (or if >Midnight strikes first) the new "Storytelling" release will be available as >well as the acres of free and exciting things (posters, stuff, more stuff) >that you can take home.! > There's no need to RSVP your slot, but if you want to make sure that >you're the first one to cover "Le Pastie de la Bourgeoisie " or "I Don't >Love Anyone", you must show up early. > > So to recap: Monday, June 3rd, 2002 at Schubas. Open mic cover tribute >show to Belle & Sebastian. At midnight we sell the record. You must be 21 >to attend. You must have fun. > > questions, please call me and I don't usually say this, but feel free to >forward this to anyone who might want to know about this. The more people >who perform, the better. > > brett > reckless chicago > brett(a)reckless.com > 773-404-9588 > >---------------------------------------------------------- >to unsubscribe go to >http://www.reckless.com/wisdom/mailing_list.html?Remove=TRUE&emd=angelas198… > >Thanks... > _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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