June 2002 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: korea team fighting!
by rousel.lake 27 Jun '02

27 Jun '02

hi. my name is russell and i am a lurker. look, im sorry ok. but you people are so intimidating that.... not really, i don't know why i didn't write. I feel pangs of guilt. every attack on lurkers cut me with a thousand razor sharp knives straight to the heart like some thing that cuts other things. but as soon as i caught wind that lurking is the new lurking...well i got my act together. i bought storytelling yesterday. by complusion. its twee. very very twee. i haven't fallen in love with it yet. i may, i may not. but at least big john shaft is worth 15 american dollars all by itself. in other news: poor little korea, over-powered by the krauts. i still love korea's slogan that was plastered up all over the place "korea team fighting!" its like the poorly translated instructions for a kite or something. but now i'm supporting the germans. i see brazil as the dallas cowboys of american football...pure evil. aww poor korea. oh my god i have nothing to say but at least i'm no longer a lurker so you can take me off of that list, -russell Accédez au courrier électronique de La Poste : www.laposte.net ; 3615 LAPOSTENET (0,13 /mn) ; tél : 08 92 68 13 50 (0,34/mn)" +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: soft and sweet but way to damn looooong
by bus stoppers 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

aloha sinister :) i'm tipping my hat to the islands of hawaii. i could say it's because my mother was born there, but really, it's because my last ex-boyfriend is there right now for the week. steve is the only boy that i have dated or "made out with" that has not minded that we keep in touch. we used to work together and all of my manager friends at borders hate his guts. but love him i do. at the comp lab again. catching up on my reading of posts and such. haven't had much time but to read star wars for english. my stummy is very grummbly. maybe it's because in the past four days i have eaten: 2 sandwiches on wheat bread (i think they had honey), a bagel, 5 eggo waffles, and a croissant (sp?). (this is not to mention all of the coffee and mountain dew and nicotine too.) i think that others can hear it loud and clear, but i can't deny what i am. poverty-stricken. i keep getting a weird side glance from the lad at the computer next to me. i'm not embarrassed though because i can't deny what i am. poverty-stricken. oh well. speaking of such things has reminded me that i think that i had a heart attack yesterday. i really do. my chest was super sharp and painful. my heart was beating oddly. my left arm was patchily numb here and there. hmmm... further down the thought path. today i was dry heaving in the bathroom at school in between my classes. my stummy hates me! well, while in the stall, i hear some girl ask another toilet patron "is she alright?" but oh no. that was not all. "that is soooo disgusting!" how mean she was. i almost crawled out from underneath the door seeing as i was already on my knees to yell mean things back at her in hopes of her feeling so bad that she never makes another mean comment about any other unhealthy girl!! "shut up you fucking mean face poop-shit! i have an ulcer!!" no. i don't have an ulcer. but i could. heart attack. ulcer. it's all the same, right? that would have fixed her wagon. the toilet was my only friend this morning. i'll never forget it's kindness. at work last night, i was so sleepy that EVERYTHING was funny. you know what kind of state i mean. giggles and laughs were had by all the girls in the cafe. i think we scared most of the customers. hopefully most of them scared away forever. my manager scott that i write with for the dirty vicar's frank's apa thingie and my co-worker anna (who i lovingly have re-named: anna-stasia-cheerio...she's wonderful) were talking about starting a band. talking out of our asses of course, but amusing all the same. scott, another manager joann, and me all had bright shirts on. super bright orange, medium bright orange, and yellow. we then and there became the "highlighter gang". our soul's purpose was to brighten up days like markers! anna was going to join our ship and adapt obnoxious flourescent green. it then turned into a name for our band. needless to say we kept going as we were all out of control. basically the conversation ended with scott and anna-stasia-cheerio dropping out because of creative differences and me succeeding at my solo career on a side-walk of santa monica with my mini travel size xylaphone (1/2 in the children's department), my harmonica (bob d. style), an egg shaker on one butt cheek, and a tamborine on the other...sometimes work is just so fun when i'm not working too hard. so it's all set. my new career. forget this whole english/photography degree. i'm going to make a living playing music! all i need is a set list...any suggestions? ++++++++++ rrrrobyn said: > new things: i bought new headphones you are a lucky girl and i am jealous. i have some headphones that i have had for forever. they are way cute. they fold up all nice so they fit anywhere. the only thing is that the fuzzy black part (seemingly only found on the old-skool types) needs to be replaced. badly. when i get home at night, all i find is bits of black foam. like dandruff, but not. and i can't find any stores that sell any replacements. if anyone knows of a good earphone foam store, e-mail me... ++++++++++ jillianne quoted my quote, (she's a sweetie-pie) but i must publicly admit to changing some words...for the REAL quote, check out the hollies and the song "bus stop". it's one of my favortists songs in the whole world. okay. i have written way to much and much too long. my heart attack is coming back. plus i have to go number 1...back to my favorite toilet in the world... love and aeroplanes over seas, sara p.s...does anyone else remember saying: "no cutsies no buttsies"? p.p.s...i heart ken chu ===== all the people'd stare as if we were both quite insane someday my name and his are going to be the same __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: if you're going to be really vulgar you should say cunt
by Thomas Henderson 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

hiya, i'm just saying goodbye everyone, i'm going away for a week, going to glastonbury indeed. i had to hide all of the rubbidge in my room as it's being sub-let to my nephew over the weekend. so i'm going to hide the leads of the computer and *the* record is back in it's frame, safe from harms way. so packing up for the trip i decided to pack my record (cd actually) bag so we could party back at the tent, i can stay up all night (except when i'm at pop league for some reason) because of my job, so i wanted to be partying, but i've had to cut down to a couple of mini disks (discs?) especially for the car journey, it's about eight hours or something. a new phrase has come into my life recently "conflict of interests" i'm a wanted man in this small town and there just isn't enough of me to go around, i'm wanted to dj, put on band nights and still work behind the bar in a nightclub thingy and (mis?)manage two bands, fuck. so now that lurking is the new lurking and swearing is the new cursing i'm of to fucking lurk and see a couple of fucking bands, you'd better make sure glasto is a good show robertson! anyway byeee all thomas x ps:has ken lost interest in the answers to the treasure hunt? ps2: enjoy the QM all you luck folk who are going ps3: good luck to all those people moving home recently, especially the wee mallard chicks and there mum __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Peter's wish is my command
by daf_moore＠btinternet.com 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Hi All, The fun starts here: http://www.buro9.com/forum/showthread.php?s=0a2bc255b7e86b79930a2f539fca9f2… Everyone have fun at the QMU & Glasto Love, David +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: My manager's my bride
by Ben Apps 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Hi I'm Ed Winchester, and you're watching BSTV Sports, brought to you in association with Hello Kitty. Breaking news yesterday, and a man who in his own words "don't understand the rules of the game" has been given the chance to prove himself at first division Wimbledon FC. Yes Stuart Murdoch is their new permanent first team manager. Fans and fans alike are asking is it mere coincidence that he took the job, and the impending move to Milton Keynes only when that rascal Ken Chu had moved out? We think not. In World Cup news, it could have been a brilliant Korea, had those loveably efficient Germans not done what their so darn good at doing. It seems like ages since I went to a sinister picnic. And now I've gone and left Primrose Hill behind for a while, but save some Flapjack for me Daplyn, y'hear? Until then I'll have to settle for going to the park here in Simi Valley CA with Rachel - a Simister Picnic if you will, and I know that'll be pretty good too. I think I'm talking to myself now so I'll leave you with the gentle strains of the Maverick's with their number one hit, Wandering Alone. I'm off to grab some sweaty crotches, sugar. toodle-oo Ben xXx _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: meet-up before QMU gig
by Gordon 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Sorry for the absence of profanities / expletives in this post. There's at least two of us meeting up before the Belle and Sebastian gig at Glasgow QMU, 27th June, at 6.30pm in a pub called Brel on Ashton Lane. For those of you unfamiliar with Glasgow, Ashton lane is to be found off Byres Road, half way between Hillhead Underground Station and University Avenue. Hope to see you there. I'll be the short bloke wearing a tatty linen jacket with a hole in the pocket, I think. Gordon P.S. Nice to see Ms.Daplyn's keeping us up-to-date with Mallard news. I trust they all got home safely. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Happy To Oblige
by Neil Robertson 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Miller, Fuck you. Fuck you to eternity. Pseudo-Spanish prick. How's that? Neil +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: p.s.
by Katrina House 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Also, B&S are finally making it along to Peel Acres on July 25th so tune in and maybe they'll be on the telly over this weekend with Glasto footage. As Neil would say ... Rock on. cheers Katrina @ Banchory. http://www.banchory.net http://www.belleandsebastian.co.uk/home +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Our Late Burglary Years
by P F 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Miller - Is - Back! Turkey - Spreadeagled!! (Motson, October 1987. I still have the video.) I just can't resist following the Miller out of sinister oblivion and into open skies. Possibly it's a trap - an impostor seeking to engineer a Last Round-Up of old forgotten sinister has-beens, and prevent them ever posting about to anything again, even about McDonald's characters. Perhaps sinister can join in that barrel of fun, in fact: can anyone name the entire McDonalds cast of characters? Hamburglar - Mayor McCheese - The Grimace - and - ? That took at least one and a half minutes. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Bowlie Board
by Peter Miller 26 Jun '02

26 Jun '02

Hello, Could someone provide a link to Neil swearing on the Bowlie board please? I don't seem to be able to find my way round it properly and I don't want to miss out. I wish he'd done his swearing here on Sinister, we used to have a very close-knit swearing community. Perhaps someone could provoke him over toilet facilities at Glastonbury or something. Thank you in advance. Peter +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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