July 2002 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: Idleberry's Fear Of The Pollen Count
by Gardiner, Stuart 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

There's been a distinct lack of Reporting Back from Glasto so far. Maybe everyone who went is still stuck in the traffic jams on their way home. Four hours to get out of the car park anyone? Of course, they were fantastic, all the people at the front had been standing there for hours to get a good view and knew all the words, and all the people at the back couldn't see a bloody thing. I wasn't there (money reasons), but some things are very predictable. And at least one person will write about how their view was blocked by an idiot in a jester's hat. What we all want to know isn't the setlist; did B&S stay in tents? Or did they stay in a posh hotel and get a helicopter in for the day? Since I tend to stay in hotels which are more likely to have cockroaches on the pillow than a complimentary mint, I hope they roughed it. If only so that the NME can make bad jokes about B&S being camp. Last year, they fulfilled a life's ambition by playing at the Royal Albert Hall. This year, Glastonbury. Where next? I think it's time to start another Sinister campaign, and persuade them to play a gig at the Globe theatre in London. There cannot be a more suitable venue. Big Stu Coming soon: Neil Robertson versus Steven Wells in the 2002 Swearathon. It's all just soooooo untwee. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Take your chickenpox and shove it (sorry!)
by snowy . 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

Hello everyone. I've been silent and lurking for ages now, but news of my death was just wishful thinking *GRIN* I have a cold coming on, and too much work, and a child with chickenpox, and huge debts, and an offer of free recording time but not a whole line up to do it, and I feel like everyday I just waste more time. So, being quite a pragmatic person, as well as quite driven when the mood takes me, I'm trying to tackle them. Not much I can do about the cold except rest (probably means easing up on the work front if possible) and maybe eat lots of garlic and ginger. I'm looking for a new job. The chickenpox will go, but it's hard seeing her feeling so rough and being frustrated. I'm finally starting to clear my debts and they'll probably seem like nothing in a few months. So, the other things, which are surely linked, are the issues which are really bugging me. Because I've been skint for ages I haven't had money to replace musical things which have broken (mainly my amp). So, as things have sat in the corner of my bedroom gathering dust, my attitude had done likewise. So I've been sitting, watching telly, feeling tired and jaded, and thinking "I'll dust myself off tomorrow". I'll still not be able to afford a new amp, or to repair the old one, for at least a month. But I have started to think that even just recording a few new things into a tape recorder, playing my battered acoustic guitar is better than sitting still. MAybe a change in attitude will result in a fairy tale ending and great fortune will fall into my lap. Or maybe not. I'll let you know if positive thinking really works. PICNIC: I'm hoping to make it along to the Primose Hill picnic on July 13th. I'll have my daughter with me, but she's an ace laugh. She has (some) great taste in music, she can join in the rude conversations, and she loves DUCK, DUCK GOOSE! Take care. P x _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Exploding Telly Syndrome
by Brian McNeill 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

I'm in shock!!! No really, I'm totally numb here . . . I'd betetr explain I have just switched the power back on in the house. I got up about 40 mins ago and made a coffee, sat down with the paper and my hot mud . . . Switched on the television set to catch the news . . . BOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!! The fucker blew up! There is glass all over the floor! A big huge scorch mark up the back of the fucking wall (and I just papered in here last month!) and well chaos. I'm sitting here smoking a cigarette and thinking 'Why me?!' Ach well the insurance shall pay for a new one! I wonder why it decided to end it all? I suppose there isn't a samaritans service for depressed electrical appliances. It coulda talked it over . . . Ach well looks like for the moment I'm gonna have to make my entertainment. (Like 'The Broons'!) So it's going to be putting a sheet on the walla and making wee shadow puppets. (Is it just me or does anyone else agree that Dudley. D. Watkins was an underrated genius?- Mind you Bud Neil and Lobey Dosser is class as well) Ach well if anybody still wants a free ticket for the the Thrill Jockey Records, Recording Artiste MR BOBBY CONN who is playing tonight at King tuts let me know. The response has been underwhelming. (So i musta made a real arse of myself at brel on thursday. So apologies, just nervous!) And I'm babbling here! fuck! fuck! the telly!!!!!!!! arghhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! going mad as he's gonnae miss such televisual gems as 'trisha' and 'guess my arsehole' brian ;) _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
by David Moore 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

Hi Anne, "so sorry... and embarrassed... hmm... can i still remain on the list after outing myself as a complete idiot concerning b&s?" Don't worry about this. You're not the first person to make this mistake & you certainly won't be the last. Its not as if the information as to who sings what is on the CD's or anything. And you've only had the opportunity to see the band on stage once. Its a very positive thing really - just think, the person who sings one of your favourite Belle And Sebastian songs is STILL in the band. And the next time you see them live, you'll get to hear her sing even more parts than you would have done before. Love, David Chelmsford, UK +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: she spoke in dialect i could not understand
by R.Playforth＠sussex.ac.uk 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

it was wonderful to read la fruitloop's report back from the pre-nuptial SIMIster picnic - we are all missing mr bapps i'm sure and it's good to hear that he's being treated well, snogging, washing up and generally slaving for his aqua-haired fiancee WHICH IS JUST HOW IT SHOULD BE! i was momentarily concerned to hear that rachel's fanny looks like isobel's, then i remembered that she is american, dude, so it isn't nearly such a strange thing to reveal... it is raining here again. but my friend anna just emailed from her new home in tenerife to say that they've had 5 cloudy days in a row, so HA! meanwhile, my sister is going to puerto rico soon. my boss is in spain. and i am going nowhere, waiting for the pay to rise as sarah martin might have sung but didn't. i attempted to rent 'storytelling' last night but the other solondz fans in brighton were too quick for me. we watched 'hurly burly' instead, which is rather good in a wordy, mamet-esque sort of way. so i'm ashamed to admit that i fell asleep on the sofa at 9.30pm, waking up with bits of haribo sour mix stuck to my face and a horrible lingering smell of curry. i am living a dissolute and tragic life, you know. however, as i write my mother should be negotiating the purchase of a lovely sparkling new washing machine for my lovely sparkling new flat. so maybe it's not too late for me to turn it all around and stride through existence in crisp cotton shirts, free from stains of any description. i'm sure there is something about launderettes that drags people down, and if you're not a fan of marx or engels then what are you supposed to do while you wait for your spin cycle to finish? i haven't been to glastonbury, or glasgow, or anywhere else beginning with 'g' that could provide some interesting Content, so perhaps i'd better stop. luv archel xxx ps. a picnic? in london? on saturday? with MY reputation? pps. i wonder if in a few days time they will discover a thin and wasted version of ken chu in an internet cafe somewhere in london, fingers seized up over the keyboard, having lived on nothing but red bull and smut for a week... ****************** http://archel.blogspot.com Visit www.buzzwords.ndo.co.uk for the best new writing on the web. Email submissions to buzzwords(a)bigfoot.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the US tape twee (and me)
by Aruni J 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

It's been a rough couple of weeks, sinister. I seem to have survived a year of med school, a month of scorching heat, a week of killer finals, and a night of hellish travel on which it seemed the gods themselves wanted to keep me from getting home (including waiting an hour for a flight attendant to arrive on another delayed flight, and being _parked_ on the highway for 3.5 hours on the half-hour drive to my boyfriend's place. I kid you not). Where was I? Oh yeah, sturm und drang. Various family tragedies are brewing, and my body seems to be reacting to the comforts of home by becoming ill. I don't really mean to kvetch, but those are my excuses for not being more, er, proactive about the US tape trade (details below). Take 'em or leave 'em. I don't have much to say on the subject of Storytelling. Put me down as...cautiously optimistic. Just kidding, I really like it. I wish I could say that I can objectively evaluate B&S releases and things of that nature, but I'm a bit too far gone for that. I'll grant that all the songs are too short, and hope that this doesn't become a trend (who else was disappointed that the vocals on Marx & Engels lasted less than 2 min.? Um, was anyone else counting?). I've been listening to "Wandering Alone" nonstop lately, and does it strike anyone else that Stevie's singing has improved remarkably from whenever that was recorded? I thought it was loads better in NYC. (Here, I think, would be an appropriate place to make a mischievous comment about B&S and NYC and possibly the Kyoto Treaty, but I'm too scared of Neil.) **not a tree, not yet a circle** So...about 10 people have responded to me with interest in a US tape trade. I think it's enough to get going, but I'll leave it open for a few more days. Reply to me by July 7 if you want in on the first round. Colin was kind enough to explain to me the workings of the tape trade, and since several of you have asked me, I'll summarize. Basically, each person makes one mix tape/CD (minimal effort!), and sends it to the next person in the circle. When you get the tape from the person before you, you listen to it, commune with it, interpret its hidden meaning(s), decide whether you like it, and, if so, copy it. After a couple of weeks, you send on *the original* tape that you received, and get a new original from the person before you. If we have 20+ people in the group, it should keep us going for the better part of a year! For those of you who are busy now but would like to join later, just email me when you want in--that shouldn't be a problem. And thank you to everyone who volunteered to help set things up. In a couple of months I'll be quite busy and I'll gladly hand it off to you. 8^) If anyone has a better idea of how to set up the trade, please let me know. ~Aruni P.S. For those of you with too much time on your hands: www.dancingbush.com and www.emotioneric.com P.P.S. P.P.S.'s are the new P.S.'s. P.P.P.S. I just read Rachel Fruitl**p's post, and its gratuitous obscenities reminded me of the immortal words of Bart Simpson on the castaway life: "It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, only with more cursing. We're gonna live like kings! Damn hell ass kings!" Here's to long weekends with long-distance boyfriends. :) _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm not what I KEN be, I need a CHU love...
by Rachel fruitloop 02 Jul '02

02 Jul '02

HELLO SINISTER! First off, I'd like to say crap, hell, doody, boob on a shingle. No reason. Secondly, I'd like to do a little REPORTING BACK on the events of the SIMIster picnic here in the lovely city of Simi Valley CA on Saturday. Just a little background, Simi Valley is neslted lovingly in some mountains about, oh, 40 miles north of Los Angeles, and is the home of the Ronald Reagan Presidential Library. The simplest way to describe this town where I was raised (and grudgingly returned to live) is crap hell doody boob on a shingle. What a great place for a picnic, though! Those in attendance were myself and Mr.Ben Apps. We started out in the morning like we do every morning with poor Ben trying to drag my comatose ass out of bed. "get up and make the goddamned sandwiches!" he shouted as he whacked me on the backside. Not really, but that would be funny. We packed up Ben's rucksack with a bed sheet and the aforementioned sandwiches, as well as a container of very fruity sangria and other random foodstuffs that make a summer picnic swell (i.e. potato chips and melon). I think it would have been cooler (as in totally tubular dude, not temperature-wise) if we packed our food in a red polka-dotted bandana tied up on a stick for a handle to sling over one shoulder. But instead, we wore some hats as it was the fashion of the time, and Ben's was actually the one he bought in Brighton a few months back when Mark Casarotto fell in the sea. (dude, that hat is SOOOOOO February 2002!) I wore a hat that Ben got from his bro, Mr. Will Haigh. Which actually didn't match my outfit at all, but considering I was wearing a pink sun dress over blue jeans and that my hair is bright aqua, the hat is the least of my fashion faux pas, ya know! :) A SIMIster picnic just wouldn't be a picnic without walking. YES walking. You see, in Simi Valley, you only walk if A. you are not old enough to drive, or B. you have a DUI and will have your hiney thrown in jail if you're caught driving. Usually it's the latter. But walking is a necessity when venturing out for a picnic because if you are like me, it probably means that you'll drive a mile for fried foods at any given moment. This is a perfect opportunity to cut down on your parklife, mate. ahem. Ben whistled Storytelling nearly the whole way there and I couldn't remember the lyrics so I just kept saying "crap hell doody boob on a shingle" to the tune over and over again in my head. Not really, but I should have. I just hummed along. I have to say that I think that Storytelling is really good. Now, I definitely wouldn't say it's my favorite B&S album, but I enjoy it immensely and it's so lovely to listen to on a hot and lazy summer afternoon, lounging on your bed in front of a fan while someone (such as your fianc�) does the washing up. Scooby Driver is my favorite, I think. And like my favorite song on TWATTYBUS, Simple Things, it's also so short it could have been an accident. What gives? Back to THE PICNIC!!! After walking a mile and a half, we arrived at the grounds of the municipal park called Rancho. There was a nice shady tree under which we spread out the sheet and broke out the booze. We were positioned nicely away from the crowds of families and yet still had a good view of the man-made pond and the glorious view of little children being chased by/chasing the ducks and people sitting around pretending to be fishing, as if you could catch anything (besides dysentery) in that murky green water. A father urged his daughter to throw things at an ugly goose. How very SIMI VALLEY of him! That's probably why the majority of children who walked by our blanket tugged at their parents' sleeves and gave us dirty looks. "Dad that goose had blue hair, can we throw shit at her too?" No honey, that goose can press charges. It's funny cos when I was in high school this was just the reaction I wanted, but now I just can't be bothered. So I went back to snogging Ben Apps who is cuter than Stuart Murdoch, and hotter than Simi Valley asphalt on a summer day. Ken Chu said that Ben Apps looks like Stuart Murdoch, which is funny since Ken Chu looks so much like Chris "Beans" Geddes, and my fanny looks so much like Isobel's. Actually, I think if you combined Ben and James the Dancing Hatchback, the result would be pretty close to Stuart Murdoch. And if the two ever wanted to embark on such a project, I'd love to watch! (ohmygod that's DIRTY! Crap hell doody boob on a shingle!) The picnic ended with a nice walk around the duck pond and a thought that we should have brought a guitar or a football. But we had to get back home anyway so we headed that way, and I got really sunburned on my shoulders and back. Next, we got our swimming attire. Then we headed over to my friend Tina's POOL PARTY in Van Nuys that was less sinister and more like 5 girls in bikinis, me in my old lady bathing suit, and Ben thrown in for good measure. I didn't wear a bikini cos my "I heart poo" tattoo on my gigantic Isobel ass might show, and you can imagine how fucking cool that would be! Ohmygod, I cursed! Crap hell doody boob on a shingle! Hugs and summer lovin' to you all! love, Rachel fruitloop P.S. For those Californians out there who are interested, BAppsy and I are trying to devise plans for L.A. and San Fran Sinister picnics sometime in the next month! You game? __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! - Official partner of 2002 FIFA World Cup http://fifaworldcup.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy....
by Ron Dillon 01 Jul '02

01 Jul '02

Ok, so I've been waiting to be able to say Hullo to you all and nowthat I finally can, I'm at a loss for something to say. Erm.... WELL! I'm not in Scotland. Hell, I'm not even in Europe. I'm in bee-yoo-tee-ful California and figgered I'd say howdy to other B&S admirers. Ok, with that said.... I shall go now until I have something interesting to say. All the best! Ronnie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: X-Priority: 3 (Normal)
by anakin_sky＠gmx.net 01 Jul '02

01 Jul '02

so sorry... and embarrassed... hmm... can i still remain on the list after outing myself as a complete idiot concerning b&s? -- GMX - Die Kommunikationsplattform im Internet. http://www.gmx.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Like Denilson in the movies
by Kenneth P Y Chu 01 Jul '02

01 Jul '02

Hello sinister! Long time no see.. I hope everyone is doing great. I'm doing reasonably superb actually! Except maybe I'm a little bit hungry, because I haven't eaten yet. I was very excited earlier because I bought a 7 day unlimited internet pass at an Internet cafe, and so I thought I'd sit here for as long as possible. I think it has been few hours now. Just thought I'd comment.. anakin_sky said: >apart from her cello genius i think isobel has sung some of belle and >sebastianŽs most beautiful songs, my personal favourite is "waiting for the >moon to rise". I am afraid that the reason why Mark C and Lucy A didn't piss their pants off laughing during B&S's performance of "waiting for the moon to rise" was because the song is not in fact sung by Isobel at all, but rather the lovely violinist Sarah Martin. I liked Isobel's singing of is it wicked not to care, but who cares about me. Well I do but that's only because I see myself in the mirror a lot and I'm easily sold on looks. Speaking of looks, why has nobody ever mentioned that Ben Apps looks exactly like Stuart Murdoch? I miss the boy already, I hope Rachel Fruitloop's been looking after him. In other news.. I live in London now!! I'm great! Woo! Without sounding like Jason Cockrain.. are there any girls in London who wants to date me? I'm quite scrumptious and filling you know, a bit like a cheese sandwich. Speaking of which, I really should go eat before I pass out. Food and Red Bulls! Ken P.S.: Did anyone watch the World Cup final? Did you see DENILSON doing a DENILSON IMPRESSION right at the end?!?! Oh my God.. P.S.2.: I have an interview tomorrow! Wish me luck (thought it's only with a temp agency so it's quite easy) Gamecube: Oops almost forgot.. TITS WANK ARSE TOSSER HJ OI LT E X-box: Anyone in London fancy bowling again soon? Send me an e-mail if you live in London, and likes bowling. _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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