May 2003 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: i'm so happy, cuz you're so happy
by Christine Irene 09 May '03

09 May '03

hi everyone. guess what? it is actually NOT RAINING OR CLOUDY in today! this is the first time in what.........93 weeks or something? okay, perhaps that is a *slight* exaggeration, but you get the idea. it is warm and sunny and lovely :o) why is it that life seems so much more bearable� when the sun is shining? perhaps it has something to do with seratonin�. my �seratonin� levels are all screwed up, that is part of the cause of at least 1 of my diseases. so i hope that all of you are well today. i can't recall if i posted about this to sinister yet...if so, i �apologise for the repetition. so, as you may or may not know, i was to begin my music course at a new school in may....after hearing nothing from the girl who is in charge of admissions and what have you, i ran her. she informed me that my course won't begin til august. �grr�. i was so hoping to be creative again. last night i tried to write a song about the lovely miss �alex goffey�. it was tripe. i mean, it was pathetic.�grrr. someday.... so if memory serves, the b&s gig is....next weekend? sorry if that is incorrect. that should be fun...from what i hear, it is shaping up to be one mutha of a picnic. we never have picnics in �chicago�. dirty vicar insists that there used to be tons of picnics in �chicago. i think it is just an example of him having an�lsd flashback to the 60's though. :o) most people don't know this, but b&s were huge in the 60's. so all is well with �alex� and �jinnifer and the ever busy mrs. fruitloop�-�apps�. as well as jay with an e, matt and �?�chris_t_�opher. aww�. i love my sinister friends. i sent the one and only mr. brian mc neill� a copy of the bowlie� weekender cd. i hope he is listening to it now and doing something fun. yay! jinnifer made me my very own special mix tape to be delivered to my fan club address. �yay! aww. i really like it here. �i'm� quite �attached to it. and in keeping with everyone talking bout football...i got some new cleats (shoes) so that i can play football again. yay! ~stine __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Faggy but nice
by Lucy Alder 09 May '03

09 May '03

*WARNING THIS POST CONTAINS THE WORDS SWEATY CLEAVAGE, FAIRY AND WRIGGLE* Yo I found an article about the Miss Jumbo Queen 2003 competition held in Thailand recently and began cursing Oon for neglecting to bring us this important piece of Thai elephant news! But then I realised it was a competition for laydeez, not heffalumps. See here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/2992665.stm Everyone keeps saying how quiet it is around here. And it is. But its nice to see the odd breakout from the Sinister Old Folks Home. Somebody once said that Sinister is like a great big witness relocation programme you can move to almost any city in the world and immediately slot into a circle of friends. Going to LA? Give Mr & Mrs Bapps a ring. Holiday in Paris? Look up Elena and her dinofrog. Dreading your trip to the Midlands? Theres this chap called Ian whod love to liven up your stay. Next weekend, the Sinister brotherandsisterhood descends on Glasgow and we're ready to catch up with old pals and show the new folks around town. In case you didnt see my last email, first of all, you are a MEANIE for deleting my lovingly crafted epistle without reading it, but anyway. Heres the plan: SATURDAY 17TH MAY AT 2PM, KELVINBRIDGE UNDERGROUND STATION CAR PARK. THE TAP ON SAUCHIEHALL STREET IF IT RAINS. If you cant remember that, write it on the back of your hand. Itll fit if you write small enough. And send me a privvy email if you want my mobile phone number. I know how anxious one can get about approaching a big gang of Hello Kitty lovin, recorder playin, frisbee throwin kids youve never met before. Ive been there, sweetie. Ill hold your hand if you want. Also, I have a word of advice for those of you not familiar with this tartan land: bring a brolly. That's three words. Never mind. Those of you that are in town the night before, do come down to the Winchester Club (http://www.geocities.com/the_winchester_club) to see the Dudley Corporation, dance and eat cake (chocolate and fairy are looking likely). I dont know what to wear to the picnic. Jeans will be too hot for the gig but a skirt might be too cold for the picnic. I could bring a second outfit and wriggle into it in some pokey toilet cubicle, but then Id have to carry all that stuff around with me and a rucksack never goes down well at a gig. In fact, its almost as bad a crime as standing in front of me with your long, frizzy hair, so it gets stuck in my sweaty cleavage, or barging down the front when youre the tallest man in the house (cf Big Stu only joking!) Girls, I need advice, what shall I do? Juicy Lucy ===== The one, the only Glasgow Indie List! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/glasgow-indie/ ************************************************** The Winchester Club http://www.geocities.com/the_winchester_club __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: she was into s&m and bible studies, not everyone's cup o' tea
by Christine Irene 08 May '03

08 May '03

so last night i was out with friends from high school. we kept seeing these adverts all over saying something along the lines of "INNOCENT, RELIGOUS FUN!" for some reason, and since we couldn't think of any more interesting alternatives, we decided to check it out. we got there to find all of these women dressed up like the love child of marilyn manson and siouxie sioux. they were all in cloaks, walking round in circles and chanting. it was all very weird. after awhile, a few of us decided that we wanted to leave. whilst looking for our misplaced friends, we were led to a series of "interesting" rooms. in one we found a friend chained to this bondage wheel thing. in another, we saw a couple of former teachers wearing latex suits. in yet another, we stumbled upon a series of interesting...um...toys? so that was weird. then i woke up to discover, thankfully, that this was all a bizarre dream. the girls i was with i did indeed go to high school with, but was not friends with them per se. and the innocent religous fun was some sort of cult party thing. what do you s'pose that means? i don't think of these things in my waking hours, why would i whilst in the land of nod? weird. ~stine __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Wanted - positive thoughts
by Matthew Clift 08 May '03

08 May '03

Hello all, Well, seeing as Dean brought up the subject of football earlier (and South Yorkshire football at that!), I just thought I'd add to it and share my upcoming fears and anxieties with you... On Monday I spent the most nerve-wracking 3 hours of my life - worse than any exam/interview/assesment I've ever done. I went to watch my team, Doncaster Rovers, in the Conference play-off semi final at Chester. It finished 2-2, went to extra time and then a penalty shoot out. It was f*cking horrible... I just felt sick with nerves all game, and I can honestly say I didn't enjoy any of it until right at the end (when we won!). And now, I have to go through it all again on Saturday when I go to Stoke to watch the play-off final! This time we play Dagenham & Redbridge and I know that once again my nerves are going to be utterly shredded. On the grand scheme of things, I suppose it's all a bit trivial; you know, it's only a game and all that... but it just doesn't feel like that when you're there and desperately wanting your team to win. Anyway, it made me think... there's a real masochistic streak to football fans. Despite the way I felt on Monday, I know that nothing could keep me away from Saturday's game... even though I know I'm going to feel the same gut-wrenching anxiety for at least two hours. The prize at stake is a place in the Football League, and everybody who supports the club just wants it so badly after the way we originally lost our place 5 years ago (I won't go into it now, other than to say that we were utterly shafted). So anyway, fellow Sinisterines... if you could spare some precious time on Saturday afternoon to send positive thoughts in the general direction of Stoke, you will have my most heartfelt eternal gratitude. Please direct all telepathic projections of goodwill to the Doncaster boys in red & white hoops, and I'll love you all for ever and ever amen. Huge thanks in advance... Matthew. __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: french knickers and camisole tops yum yum
by Dean Gillon 08 May '03

08 May '03

Hello Sinister colleagues Thought I'd post despite the fact that I've not much to say because my inbox has been strangely quiet in recent weeks (oo-er missus). You must all be off gazing at clouds, developing crushes on cute people in bookshops and writing ill-advised poetry about Stuart's cankles. If indeed Stuart has cankles. All this talk of the Pixies was good. They were, and still are, one of my favourite bands. Does nobody remember "Come On Pilgrim" though? Early album that I've got on vinyl somewhere containing the seminal "Caribou". Top drawer stuff and no mistake with a hairy-backed guy on the cover to boot. "Complete B-Sides"?? "The Purple Tapes"?? anyone, or am I just an indie snob nazi elitist? I tell you what; that, um, "spaghetti" post made me wince. Yikes! And on a related note, you can't buy alphabetti spaghetti anywhere anymore. We were talking about it, so I looked last time I did my shopping (5 crates of Carling, 48 tins of Heinz Vegetable Soup, bread, milk)and it was nowhere to be seen. I wouldn't touch the pap myself but still.... I felt a bit sad. Oooh, I knew I had news. I've got a blind date on friday or saturday! I've not had one of these for, *thinks* well, I've never had one, but I talked to her for about an hour last night and we got on really well. Not had the music conversation yet in any detail but she could be a B&S type. Keep your fingers crossed for me please :o) It's either a nice meal on friday night or an all day drinking binge, interspersed with the Nottingham Forest - Sheffield United match on saturday. Nobody can tell me I don't know how to impress the laydeez! Hopeless case, yes I know. If you are doing the cankle poem, here are a list of words that rhyme. Ankle (obviously), Frankel, Hankel, Shankle and Sprankle. There's an amusing thing called a wankel rotary engine too - you can get that in there somewhere I'm sure, resourceful and intelligent people like you. Please send me any examples, I'll stick them on me wall. Take care you carazy kids. Love and shankles Dean XX ps Don't suppose anyone's interested but we were discussing our favourite underwear (on women ya pervs) and that came out on top for me by the proverbial country mile. Anybody else? __________________________________________________ Yahoo! Plus For a better Internet experience http://www.yahoo.co.uk/btoffer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: pack your bags - its time to go
by s. lord 08 May '03

08 May '03

i spent last saturday night at a graduation party for myself and two friends of mine - it started at 7 and we had it at a bar that one of my friends worked at - all in all it was a great time - a lot of our friends showed up and my new boy even drove three hours that day to surprise me by making an appearence - he plays such like he has no feelings - but he is really just a large teddy bear - - but the night went off without a hitch - no one we hated showed up - and i got pleasantly drunk - probably the most drunk i have been in a long time - i actually really can't remember much of the night at all - from about 11 or so on - it is just nothing - no memory - hehehe - i think that might be the measure of a good party - i will now be graduating in about three days - i am starting to feel a bit apprehensive about the whole experience now - cause after that what do i have next - work - life - well the start of the real life for me - i can see where people always say that it is the beginning - cause in june i start my life all over again in a new city and a new job - new people around and new everything - but that can also be exciting - well seeing as how i am quite pesamistic - i am only thinking it will be bad - but we'll see what happens - lastly - i have been listening to alot of ladytron lately - i got one of their songs on a mixed tape and i have been getting others now - but i absolutely know nothing about them - can anyone fill me in - i figured i would ask the sinister mass first before i go researching - cause all i really have time for is drinking - and sorry if it seems like i am catching on to something that has already hit - remember i live in iowa - which is in the middle of the u.s. - so we get things here very late - very very very late - well love to all of you kids good days will happen sometime - --s. lordy www.sevisdrol.blogspot.com ------------------------------------------------------ what we place most hopes upon, generally proves most fatal - vicar of wakefield _________________________________________________________________ Tired of spam? Get advanced junk mail protection with MSN 8. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: mice and foxes
by Alex Goffey 08 May '03

08 May '03

Dear Sinister, It seems like this mouse has decided to play tricks on me. Every time I want to highlight something, it magically un-highlights it, as if to say "no Alex, really, you don't want to delete all this". Of course, my response to this would normally be to smash the mouse up and tell it that it is a useless piece of computer peripheral equipment, but for fear of a backlash from all the mice and all the other people in this uni computer room alike, I won't. Procrastination is quite possibly the only way I make it through uni. If I'm at home, I'll play countless games of Spider Solitaire to ensure that my assignment is perfectly written. This could well be the most addictive game that Microsoft has ever created. At uni, I just write countless emails like this. Right now, I'm supposed to be writing a script for a three minute film. The idea fairly well sucks, but it'll have to do. I was going to steal an idea from a B&S song - you know, just do Lazy Line Painter Jane all over again, but then nobody would've appreciated it. And if I came to the group with an idea like, "yeah, and then she licks some railings and starts to feel itchy", they'd all stare at me even more and opt for an idea which is more "normal", I suppose. Boo to them! At least for that subject, we have a cute tutor. It's nice to be rewarded with something nice to look at after stumbling to uni for a 9am start. Thursdays aren't so lucky - I have an 8am start (yuck), then I get to do three bloody hours of accounting with old ladies as tutors and lecturers. I think that people who find money all the time can be classified in the same group of people as those who: a. win money at the casino by only gambling $1, and b. people who win competitions. Sadly, I am in none of these groups. All the coins (never notes) that I ever find floating around are the measly five cent pieces that everybody else has stepped over. I never win money at the casino, just lose what I put in (which isn't ever very much - $4 maybe? Maybe I'll up my betting stakes to about $10 when I get a "proper" job). AND, the best thing I ever won was a set of granny luggage. Wooh! No surprises that it was in a raffle at the nursing home where my aunt works. I think I also might have won a bottle of whisky, but I was about 12 at the time and had to hand it over to my dad. Also in my procrastination, I went to the pretty sinister site and perused all the sillustrations. They are so lovely! Will they ever make a return? Or has the fox been in hibernation over the Northern Hemisphere's winter? Oh well, perhaps I can appease this mouse some point soon. Either that, or I could do some work... Alex xx ========================================= The best looking boys are taken The best looking girls are staying inside http://www.geocities.com/veruca_salt_97/ http://darlingalex.diaryland.com/ _________________________________________________________________ MSN Instant Messenger now available on Australian mobile phones. Go to http://ninemsn.com.au/mobilecentral/hotmail_messenger.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: what you take won't kill you but careful what you're giving
by Christine Irene 07 May '03

07 May '03

hi everyone. it is really cloudy here today. luckily, i am wearing an orange shirt. i don't know why i said that, but oh well. so what's new? um. the weekend was nice if i recall. my brother had to fix my brakes on saturday. oh yes, and i got a massage. it hurt. not because my therapist doesn't know what she is doing, rather my shoulder muscles were horrifyingly tight. go figure. after that, i made an appearance at my god son's communion party before going to work on saturday evening. sunday i went to my brothers house again, this time to celebrate my sister-in-laws birthday. what did i do after that? oh yes, i went to visit with my friend ben and his family. i love them. i used to work for them, back in the day. i was the manager of the toy shoppe that they owned...that was ages ago, back when i was young :o) last night my friend jenny and i went to dinner and then to the cinema. i felt so guilty about spending the $12 or whatever it was....but i really needed to get out, and get distracted. i got some bad news on monday...well, i s'pose it isn't really, but it was to me. this woman from my school called and informed my ansaphone that my course will not be offered during the summer term, so i have to wait until august. i know this isn't really that big a deal, it's just that i was so looking forward to it. being back in the studio again, surrounded by musicians and the like. *sigh* i am beginning to think that the gods are laughing at me. yes, they definitely have a conspiracy against me this year. so a bit ago, my boss called. she told me that she is going to the emergency room because she is getting shortness of breath and can't feel her arms or legs. i am no doctor, but i am guessing that that is bad. i hope she'll be okay :o( i told my boss' that they should get rid of me, before i start to jinx them. unrelated to anything....my favourite lines from movies or tv shows....in no particular order... DON'T BE SUCH A SPAZMO NEIL MY NAME IS ANDREW SHEPARD, AND I AM THE PRESIDENT LITTLE TOMMY DAGGOT. HOW I USED TO LOVE TO LISTEN TO YOU SAY YOUR SWEET PRAYERS AT NIGHT...AND THEN YOU'D HOP INTO BED, AFRAID THAT I WAS UNDERNEATH...AND I WAS WHEN MEN GO INTO THAT CHAPEL PRAYING THAT THEIR DAUGHTER DOESN'T MISCARRY, OR THEIR WIFE DOESN'T BLEED TO DEATH, WHO DO YOU THINK THEY'RE PRAYING TO? YOU ASK ME IF I HAVE A GOD COMPLEX? I AM GOD (this movie is truly awful...but i love saying this...) MOM ALWAYS SAID, DON'T PLAY BALL IN THE HOUSE PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME WHAT'S WITH YOU TODAY MAN? WHAT'S WITH TODAY, TODAY? NOT TODAY!!!!! NOT ON REX MANNING DAY!!!!!!! I'M CHAINSAW, AND I'M DAVE, AND WE'LL SEE YOU, AT THE MOVIES NO TIME, THERE'S NEVER ANY TIME. I DON'T HAVE TIME TO STUDY, I'LL NEVER GET IN TO STANFORD. hee hee. a hug to anyone who can identify what those are from. i know, i need to get out more. love ~stine __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? The New Yahoo! Search - Faster. Easier. Bingo. http://search.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I didn't want to, but i must
by Paulo Stinsoni 07 May '03

07 May '03

Hi all, <wait a polite amouint of time for the "Hi Paulo"> I didn't want to get into the habit of pasting non B&S related stuff, but this Ebay user's feedback was sent to me, and you've all got to have a look: http://tinyurl.com/akww I did laugh. So, what should I be doing with my life then? Any suggestions? Bannanas have to be the best fruit don't they? Peter Andre poisoned himself on bannanas, but that's not why they're good. They're just so easy to eat, I think that's what makes them so good. I mean, brazil nuts are really nice, but they are so tough to get into, and they are not even fruits. "Tweezers" is a bad word. It smacks of ringlet topped 8 year old girls with bad attitudes, don't you think? There's nothing like the sound that scissors make when you cut cardboard, especially when held against a table. Nice. (thinking about it, the "nothing like" comment is wrong, cutting paper is very similar) So when's the next album out? This one fiddled with by the silvery finger tips of Trevor Horn. IF you haven't tried fried Hallumi cheese, do it. Do it tonight! OK, enough now See you all later P. _________________________________________________________________ Surf together with new Shared Browsing http://join.msn.com/?page=features/browse&pgmarket=en-gb&XAPID=74&DI=1059 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: To be of use
by Stefano [Steady-State] 07 May '03

07 May '03

eventually Most of my fantasies are of. That is so so true. Lot of days, and most of the time, this is all I feel I need. To be of use. And worthwhile. I'm wordering If one day I won't not only feel I could be of use, but I will really be of use. like o corkscrew, or a kettle, or a stone, and which of these things first? might me none of them, or just a robot by the river. waiting for a drink. then I'll be a corkscrew first take care stefano :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:- I'll be careful when I drive 'cause I want to see her once before I die. ONQ :-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:- +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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