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Sinister: *another oldie de-lurks*
by Ailsa Watson 17 Sep '03

17 Sep '03

Blimey, it's been a while. Mark has inspired me to write for two reasons. One because he's been banging on about great old folks from Sinister history who never post, and DIDN'T MENTION ME, and secondly because he asked if anyone had a spare standing ticket for the Glasgow gig. Which apparently someone did. As do I. Which means I still have one. Does anyone want it? Mail me off list please, and it will be sorted out (or not if lots of people mail me as I only have one). someone said >In small but significant ways this lot has shaped and moved a bit of the >path I walk now... I'm ever so thankful and bitter. >It couldn't have happened to a more impressionable girl >at the hands of an unforgivably right bunch of kids. >Though I'm nearly 30 now... it doesn't feel old in sinister years-it just >makes me feel experienced. Which is almost exactly how I feel about Sinister. It's given me some of my best memories, my best friends, and it'll always have a place in my heart for that. Even if I don't need it so much any more, it's nice to know it's here. And that it still matters to people. Actually the reason Mark maybe never mentioned me is because I have nothing to say. Sorry. Ailsa xx _________________________________________________________________ Hotmail messages direct to your mobile phone http://www.msn.co.uk/mobile +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The New Harry Potter
by Jay Eckard 31 Jul '03

31 Jul '03

Hello Sinister. You'll forgive the sack cloth and ashes, I'm sure. I'm always lamenting* you see, and I do my Lamentation Old Skool style. So let's all join hands and dance around Cheesybun Eric for being a New York picnic Mummy. *Tra la la, hi de hi! Fol de rol de rol! Wasn't that fun? We should do that more often. Make sure you write him back with all your plans to attend. And bring him plenty of cheap white wine in thanks. It's been a busy week for me. Actually it hasn't, and since I'm not Christene Irene, I won't plumb the depths of my personal ennui for you. At length**. I did however, spend significant time this week stalking what can only be called The Lil'est Emo Kid. Imagine it: Little Chuck Taylors! A Little Strokes-esque Fringe! Little Cord Flares! A Little Mechanic's Jacket! I can tell you, it was even better than your imagination! We followed him down the street and watched him go into the Drug store (possibly to buy Lil' Condoms) and then to the Record Store, where he reclined against a sign that merely said "EMO." Oh, to have had a camera! We thought, my! What an ideal Children's Book Character he would make with all his Lil' Friends, like the Lil'est Hipster and the Lil'est Indie Grrl. (Can you imagine the pictures? "The Lil'est Emo Kid couldn't be a Barista 'cause he couldn't reach the Espresso machine!" "Though he tried and tried, the Lil'est Emo Kid couldn't reach the cash register to make change for the guy who bought a David Gray album!***") We even got to see him putting up (though not very far up) Lil' Posters for his Lil' Band! Chapel Hill Rulz. Other stuff happened, too, like eating Fried Chicken with bats**** (Plural!) around. But that was with Laura Llew, and let's face it, she deserves a post of nothing but her! And always remember: Binge THEN purge. GayJay *Apparently I am always lamentating. According to Eric's post. ** I love you too, Miss Idleberry and Mr Markelby ***You buy that, you OUGHT to be screwed out of something. Besides your dignity. ****YES THEY WERE LAURA. You couldn't see. Birds don't fly at night, anyway. -- "The Posby falls into a Trance In which it does a little Dance." Edward Gorey _________________________________________________________________ The new MSN 8: advanced junk mail protection and 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: When Snakes Play Dead
by Kimberly Girton 31 Jul '03

31 Jul '03

Hello! Pardon the sniffles; I've come down with a bug. Thank you, Joanna, for posting something referencing killer bees. What with the ninja and zombie craze (trust me, there's a craze), it's about time we had another fantastical predator to obsess about, and I've had my hand up voting for killer bees so long that my fingers have developed a delightful tingle. Oh, okay, so killer bees aren't fantastical but you have to admit they'd make a fantastic series of ridiculously special-effected films directed by folks like Francis Ford Coppola and that guy who directed "Trainspotting." So it looks like we've got a date, kids, for the WASHINGTON D.C. SINISTER MEET-UP! And that date would be *** SEPTEMBER 6 and/or 7*** and someone mentioned the possibility of taking in the oddity that is the Masonic Memorial in Alexandria. I'd ask for a raising of hands but mine's still in the air for killer bees and thusly my vote wouldn't count. Regardless, I was thinking a centralized location (like that t-shirt cart outside the Washington Monument... what do you mean *which* t-shirt cart???) would be a good idea to establish, so in the baby steps I've come to love, I call on the MidAtlantic Sinis to shout out recommendations. Bonus points to the first person to suggest we meet at the woolly mammoth inside the Museum of Natural History (is he even still there?). I adore him. USELESS ACTIVITY SUGGESTION TIME: I've discovered the extremely interesting defense mechanisms of the hognose snake. Actually, it's not even that useless as it can be classified as "learning." These are the perks of working for a wildlife non-profit... Follow the link for Reptile Goodness! http://www.wpconline.org/dailyphotos/wpcdaily-7-23.asp Best to all, ~ Kim _________________________________________________________________ Add photos to your e-mail with MSN 8. Get 2 months FREE*. http://join.msn.com/?page=features/featuredemail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Brooklyn: A Picnic Proposal
by Eric Brasure 31 Jul '03

31 Jul '03

Dearest Sinister, Right, so. Spurred on by the lamentation of one GayJay that there were as yet no plans for a meet-up before the Brooklyn show, I have taken it upon myself to act as picnic mummy. Here are the (rough) details of my plan: Date: Tuesday, August 19, 2003 Meet: In front of the Brooklyn Museum of Art, 200 Eastern Parkway. Alternatively, the northwest corner of Prospect Park. This is a rough plan, open to suggestions/comments/ribald criticisms by people more knowledgeable of the ways of Brooklyn than I am. I haven't lived in New York for a year, but I assume it's still all there. Send feedback to the above address (mine, not Sinister's... that would be bad) so I may gauge the amount of interest in such a venture. I'll follow this up in a couple of weeks with more detailed plans and directions. Phew. Love, Eric +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Oh the things the things...
by idleberry 30 Jul '03

30 Jul '03

Ahh.. The joys of now being allowed to do stuff during lunch hour that's not work, and not getting into bother for it. What kind employers I have. I'm still rather nervous about the whole accessing-sites thing though. Call me paranoid, call me idleberry, just don't call me Shirley. Having said that, didn't stop me going to one of the most risqu� sites that I could go to (that being sinister, or worse yet, sinister stats which is virtually unedited nonsense, the directors cut, if you will, of sinister list members, talking filth, the post-watershed mailing list, without any boundaries). So, some posts appeared there. May I just say: I am still unable to remember my password for my retrosec e-mail account. This is ever so slightly annoying, but pretty usual. I tend to forget important things, or misplace things, for example money - I have a habit of dropping �5 notes in the middle of the street, then wondering where they are. Or the time I went to the cash point, took out all my worldy money (�50) and promptly lost it, cue Granny sending me emergency funds, and then me finding it three weeks later stashed in my knickers drawer. Or driving licenses - I misplaced my driving license the day before what was due to be my fifth test, in March. I never found it, and subsequently lost the �50 I had paid for my test. I've started to get used to my young(ish) senility. Ok. So where was I? Posts. Lucy gave us the juice on a picnic. I didn't know there had been a picnic (that'll teach me to read your posts, eh!) but then I was on holiday for a fortnight, so hey. Still, I was disappointed to see no pictures of Mark C in nearly-hotpants. I'm wondering if Lucy is considering that as a pay-per-view option. It would be worth it, I think. Tamra Ann Thomas asked if anyone is on friendster. The answer is YES! There are lots of sinisterians, ranging from old-skool Nick Dastoor; Miss Marianna Fashionista (I am looking forward to Marianna's promised trip to Scotland. I met her for the first time a month ago and fell head over high heels in platonic love), to the Puppy-love Patrick, Lucy Alder, Ally, and everyone's favourite pos(t)er, Ken Chu. Oh, and I'm on it too. Unfortunately, friendster and my laptop aren't very friendly, and I'm having trouble accessing it, due to masses of people using it. Talking of Ken Chu, as has always been the requirement for ensuring posts are read, I felt saddened that someone nicked his idea for the Red Bull Dozers flying machine. Still Ken, imitation is a form of flattery, and all that. Either that, or you got your own stalker. You're a nobody until you've had a stalker. And that's official. Cheers idles xxx ===== http://groups.yahoo.com/group/corduroysmoke/ starting playground gossip and passing notes __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Addenda and Errata
by Mark Hester 30 Jul '03

30 Jul '03

Hello! So who spotted the mistake in the Field Mice album title in my last post? Instead of "Where'd You Learn to Kiss that Way?" I typed *Lean*. Tee hee, one of my best typos ever! Thanks Dirty Vicar and mmm skyscraper for the Sarah info, btw. Good to hear that tigermilking went well...so many djs! The picnic looked fun, too....I think I recognised everyone in Lucy's pics with the exception of the girl in the stripey T-shirt next to Ken playing catch. I would have been there and would dearly have loved to be there, but instead I'd bought a ticket to the Truck Festival. This is organised by the boys out of Goldrush and took place in a field in Steventon...a village exactly half way between Bristol and London, or so it says on the wall of the North Star, a pub made famous locally when the owner, on being refused a drink after hours, went and got a bulldozer (not a red bulldozer, I suspect it was JCB regulation-yellow) and knocked part of his own pub down! And then when it went to court he was charged with "making unauthorised alterations to a listed building"! You've gotta love our legal system. Anyway I saw lots of great bands at Truck (so called coz the main stage is actually a truck). I think my faves were Saloon and Finlay (there's more about it on my blog: http://grandpontgenie.blogspot.com Then last weekend was the family reunion thing when I got to meet my cousin's 2-year old daughter Holly (born at Christmas, natch) for the first time and I also found out that my other cousin, an interior designer is going to be working in Oxford soon! yay! I may also be going to another great family gathering at my Dad's cousin's place in Hertfordshire in a month's time. I've never met him before, but apparently he lives in a folly which is basically a tower with one room on each floor and a spiral staircase. well, hopefully that won't clash with the next Tigermilking, anyway :) Mark. ______________________________________________________________ For up-to-the-minute music news, reviews and specials visit http://www.nme.com Get free e-mail (anyname(a)nme.com) now at http://www.nmemail.com The sender of this e-mail is NOT an employee or associate of NME, nme.com or any other IPC magazine. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: my old man's a dustbin
by robin stout 30 Jul '03

30 Jul '03

Lulou said: <<Oh, and congratulations to Robin for winning Big Brother. You must be very proud. >> It was hard in there, I can tell you. We had nothing to eat except bovril and beans and they made us pretend to be dinosaurs and tickle geese in a grotesque reenactment of a Tudor parlour game. I still have a goose's beak stuck in my brain. Having cameras watching my every move was horrid too, knowing that while I was lying in the sun in my stripey pants the nation was drooling as their collective eye zoomed in on my bust. It seems I can't escape the cameras. Yesterday a BBC film crew came to the office to film us at work, and I almost got on the telly. Instead they chose a pretty girl: Them: "You know, I'm sure you'd be great, but, to be honest, you're just not a pretty girl." Me (sobbing): "I could try!" Instead I got to hold a big reflective thing to dazzle the light toward our heroine's face. The cameraman told me with a wink that I was the Best Boy. It's a term we in television use, you know. I don't know why he wanted my phone number, though. So I emerged from the Big Brother house and cycled home to find a mountain of post had landed on my doormat. Apart from the bills and an offer to be stuck to an aeroplane for a superglue commercial there were a couple of letters from the Banchory Minute Mart. Trucker Hats?? Football Shirts?? What is this crazy monkey business?? Struan does look charming in his football shirt, although I think that it would have been much better if they'd made him wear separate large, medium and small shirts for each of the photos. It would have looked like the photos of me in my Year 9 Football Club Album. I'm not sure about the ampersand man who is kicking the football, though. He seems to be kicking it into his face as far as I can see. Lately, blue rumour bubbles have been popping up all over the Infobahn with stories of the new Belle and Sebastian album. Some of these bubbles seem to be made up of nonsense, but they're in general agreement that the new album will be out at the end of September and will be preceeded by the single "Step Into My Office Baby" on the 9th. There's a rumour too that the single will be a track off the album, which will be a new thing for the band to do, although this rumour seems to be a bit of a guess. I don't care much about whether or not it is on the album, so long as the b-sides are good. I loved their last single to bits because it wasn't just one, but three slices of loveliness. Aww, reading all these emails about Tigermilking makes me wish I had been there. Sob. Sniffle. yours snufflingly, Robin x _________________________________________________________________ Get Hotmail on your mobile phone http://www.msn.co.uk/msnmobile +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Reporting Back
by Lucy Alder 29 Jul '03

29 Jul '03

Well, it's time somebody did it properly, isn't it? We arrived at Stansted and it was sunny. "Ah," I thought, "it's good to be back." We arrived at Tottenham Hale and the tube wasn't running. "Fuck," I thought, "fuck, fuck, fuck, arse biscuits". Back in the London way of thinking in no time, then. But, after a tortuous journey to Walthamstow, we were met by Cabbage and we decided to have special sausages for dinner (not a euphemism, you durty kidz, Walthamstow has an excellent sausage shop). "Ah," I thought, "maybe it's not that bad after all". And then Miss Vicky, our hostess with the mostest turned up and from then on, it was pretty much perfect. (Cabbage and Vicky spent rather a lot of money trying to evict Cameron that night. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! He had GOD on his side - how can you beat GOD with nothing but a redial button?) The next day, it was incredibly hot. So we made ourselves even more uncomfortable by fighting through crowds of goffs and assorted other tourists in Camden, then up a ginormous hill laden down with bouze and bags of Haribo. This is the bit where I forget somebody - advance apologies. Present were: Me, Ally C, Mark C (in HOTPANTS, practically), Cabbage, Vicky, James Thorniley, Dafyd Strange, Liz Daplyn, Rob B, Ken, little Lucy, Paul H, Stefano, Geoff Sheridan (I mean, blimey, it was like summer 2000 all over again) and the lovely Suzie. We drank, played frisbee and wounded soldier, scoffed Liz's baking and went to Tigermilking. Which was even hotter than the picnic! Last time there was a picnic in such heat, the boys played football, got all hot and sweaty, didn't change clothes before heading for the Betsey and made the whole place STINK OF MAN. Fortunately, wounded soldier is less sweat-inducing than footie and anyway, I found an open window to sit beside. Jim played The Streets vs Belle & Sebastian! If you haven't heard it yet, I urge you to search for it on Kazaa or wherever it is you kids get your illicit music fixes these days. (Marianna was flying the GLAM flag marvellously at Tigermilking, by the way. She was the hottest babe there, man, hands down) What else happened? We danced a bit, we caught up on old times, we speculated as to who might or might not be snogging whom and we marvelled some more about Mark's hotpants. (I can say what I like about Mark - he is in Italy at the moment, so he can't get me, har!) The next day, Sally came over. We noted that three fifths of our company were former vegetarians, then proceeded to eat lots and lots and lots of meat, cooked caveman style on a fire in the back garden. Then, we did the only thing you can do after a heavy session of Tigermilking - we went to the pub. Steady Mike got a poncey glass for his Belgian beer. We also discovered that Phileas Fogg lemongrass and coconut crackers aren't quite as good as the Walkers Sensations ones. The CD fairy visited. We won three pounds on the quiz machine and eventually, after a marathon trivia session, lost it all again. And I tried to take some pictures of Mark. They are in a lovely Yahoo photo album here - http://uk.f1.pg.photos.yahoo.com/lucyalder - along with some other pictures of the weekend. (Like I say, Mark's in Italy, so he can't get me for saying stuff about him or for putting dodgy pictures of him on the internet) And the next day, Chris and Vicky went to work and Ally and I came back to Glasgow. And we got off the plane and it was raining. Is that enough detail for you? Juicy Lucy ps. Hey, Glasgow Sinister, are you coming the the next Winchester Club? Guess who's playing... The Red Bull Dozers! That's right, Ken Chu himself will be gracing our little stage, followed by electronic sensations the Electroluvs. More info here - http://www.geocities.com/the_winchester_club ===== The one, the only Glasgow Indie List! http://www.groups.yahoo.com/group/glasgow-indie/ ************************************************** The Winchester Club http://www.geocities.com/the_winchester_club ________________________________________________________________________ Want to chat instantly with your online friends? Get the FREE Yahoo! Messenger http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: friendster...
by Tamra Ann Thomas 29 Jul '03

29 Jul '03

now that it has been mentioned on the list, i can't help myself from asking you guys, is anyone here on friendster? i have been on it for awhile, but only just in the last three days have become really into it. it is like crack really. there is something so nice about looking at your profile and seeing that you have thirty friends, and that is only for today...how many will you have tomorrow? if only i had this in when i was in seventh grade, then i would not have done so many drugs. tammy. there is no silver lining on a mushroom cloud-ny times _______________________________________________ Eliminate pop-ups before they appear! Visit www.PopSwatter.com now - It's FREE. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Judy and the steaming horses
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.org 29 Jul '03

29 Jul '03

Dear all, Boo! Me again, I'm trying to fill up all your mailboxes so that you guys will be so sick of my name that you'd start POSTING in order to dilute the concentration of my name appearing in your in-box. NEW B&S SHIRT Katrina (via Linda) told us about the new B&S shirts of the football/soccer/confusion kind (round these parts it's called FOOTIE, not to be confused with FOOTSIE, of course, which is the Financial Index for the UK). Doesn't Stuart look lovely in that photo?? Although, strange, from those photos it seems that Small, Medium and Extra Large shirts are all the same size! I wanna see Stuart model a girl's skinny fit shirt. IDLEBERRY said: >>I try to explain, and fail to manage, that it is not like any ordinary club night. Nor is Winchester for that matter. Its not like the cheesy clubs I've been to, with balconies overlooking dancefloors, and lots of bars, and chrome tables and chairs around the edges, and lots of random beings.<< That's livin' in Edinburgh for ya. Home of the worse nightclub in the world called "REVOLUTION", it really does put the URGH in Edinburgh! Last time I went they had a competition where they have people going up on stage and stripping naked, and whoever is rated the best by the people there would win the prize of.... you guess it! A VIP PASS to go BACK to REVOLUTION for a MONTH! Wow. I lost cos my boobs weren't bouncy enough. The same. TIGERMILKING, TOO Did I mention JIM's DJing? I should cos his set was rather Sublime. EVEN IF he was nasty and tried to make me dance to Nick Drake. and the person at the door had a hole in his pants, not quite Naked Skateboarder, but that's once in a full moon. Moon being the operative word. etc. Sex and Red Bulls Ken x ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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