July 2003 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: I could have been steaming
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.org 29 Jul '03

29 Jul '03

Hello there, I've just realised that I'm so ironic I couldn't spell the word "vocabulary". How are we all? Work is the curse of the posting class, you know. And now the words "class" and "post" together made me think of stamps. Did you know there's an island called "Tristan da Cunha" in the middle of South Atlantic Ocean? I didn't! It has a population of about 300 and the people there's main source of income is from fishing, and STAMP MAKING. When you post stamps to people do you have to put a stamp on the stamps? So yeah, this post is hardly going to be first class, but to a degree that might be a good thing, like a first class degree, or sommink, like if you stock furry coats, then you're gonna have sommink in yer wardrobe, innit. REPORTING BACK There has been very little REPORTING BACK on TIGERMILKING, which quite frankly is a poor effort given the success that it had been! The event was so hot it was steaming, both in the temperature sense and the drunken level sense. The DJs DJed with DJing skillz galore with Dafyd's britpop Stefano's rock Ken's oldies Marianna's P!O!P! and Mark's R&B blended to perfection. The Betsey Trotwood was reorganised so that there is an actual DJ SHRINE bit where dancing people can now worship the DJs with their dance moves, which was nice. Those who have missed it, have missed out. But fear not, as I have heard rumours of another dose of TIGERMILKING is being stewed inside a tiger bosom even as we speak! SHAME ACADEMY Ever since buying a TV I've been trying more and more to integrate myself with the world by starting to watch crap TV programs, and the other night I watched the Qualifying rounds for "FAME ACADEMY" and I must say, how delightfully apalling, yet great! Eight people who can't sing were put on the spot to sing, and then they fail, and then the judges slag them off! I had imagined that that must have been what it was like in the olden days when you get stoned to death in public, except you don't actually die on Fame Academy so that you have to live with the SHAME for ever. How awful. I loved it tho. Although I couldn't be arsed to find out who won and so I went off to TESCO before the end. PUN The best pun I've heard on British Television.. this was during Channel 4's excellent "Top 100 best selling singles of all time" show, and they talked about the Beatles' breakthrough to America... "Their arrival was just what the USA had needed after JFK's assassination, and they had achieved an unprecedented level of success." an UN-PRESIDENTED level of success!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Haha, nice one. RED BULL DOZERS Speaking of puns, a few weeks ago I entered for the RED BULL FLUGTAG that is happening in London on the 3rd Aug at the Serpentine Lake, which basically involve loads of mad people throwing themselves into the lake in a wacky "Aircraft" that they'd have had built for it. Well, a flying machine with a construction vehicle design called the "RED BULL DOZER" would never fail to impress, you'd have thought. But NO, it got Rejected :-( Well, there must have been better designs around, I guess. And THEN, I looked at the website and saw THIS http://www.redbullflugtag.co.uk/entrants/card.php?id=21 YES, an entry with the SAME NAME, SAME PUN, and pretty much the SAME DESIGN. Poo :-( And they chose theirs over mine! Damn them and their double-barrel last names. So yeah. RED BULL DOZERS, TOO I've heard rumours that they might be playing a gig in Glasgow in the near future. Love and Red Bulls Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: catalonian homage
by staralful - 29 Jul '03

29 Jul '03

right this is going to seem a bit odd and i know that i left sinister some while ago but i am back now. i hope that is ok. grovel grovel. i am in barcelona for the next month or so and was wondering if any residents could give me some tips as to any clubs or bars etc that i should check out or even meet up i am already going to benicassim for which i cannot wait email back please i will email a longer message at some point when i have enough credit regards jonathan "Are you calling Mr Simpson a liar?"-----" Not exactly -but we do have this fottage of him with his pants on fire" >From: "Alyson Snowball" <kittypower6(a)hotmail.com> >Reply-To: "Alyson Snowball" <kittypower6(a)hotmail.com> >To: <sinister(a)missprint.org> >Subject: Sinister: words and smiles and you're like a dream come true >Date: Sat, 26 Jul 2003 16:14:40 -0500 > >dear sinister, > >how are you? i'm doing all right. > >it's hotter than hell here, but it's texas in the summer, so it's to be >expected. however, it's not like i'm out in the desert (despite what >people >might think about texas, it's not all desert and tumbleweeds ;)), where >highs have been well over 100 for weeks. but lord, it is humid here. >*gasps for breath* well, i hope the weather is nice wherever you are, >sinis. > >in my last hastily-written post, you might recall my wistful yearning for >someone to reply and meet me at a local coffee shop where we would fall >instantly in love with one another. i was halfway joking about that, >however. . .well, someone did reply, a very lovely someone, and while we >didn't meet at said coffee shop, we did eventually meet up. after weeks of >talking constantly, well i think it was about a month, we took off and each >drove 13 hours straight to meet each other out in southwestern new mexico. >the town was halfway between where he lives and where i live. we stayed at >an old motel out by the railroad tracks in said tiny town. it was such a >nice visit, and it really seemed like we were in a completely different >world. . .well, until the drive home when my transmission blew out and i >snapped back into reality. i'm going over labor day weekend to see him >where he lives in california, and i guess i can tell you, sinister, that i >love him, and while i don't quite know what's to become of him and me, i'm >happy nonetheless. it's because of you that we met. it's thanks to you >that what started as an innocent email exchange led up to two kids doing >something completely crazy and dangerous, all in the name of love. thank >you, sinister. > >well i must be off, so until next time. . . > >take care everyone, > >alyson snowball >xoxo > >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ > +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ > +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ > +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ > +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ > +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ >+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ _________________________________________________________________ STOP MORE SPAM with the new MSN 8 and get 2 months FREE* http://join.msn.com/?page=features/junkmail +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Belle and Sebastian News Mailing List (fwd)
by Linda Kerr 29 Jul '03

29 Jul '03

Forwarded news from Katrina. Oh, and congratulations to Robin for winning Big Brother. You must be very proud. Linda x ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Mon, 28 Jul 2003 17:30:17 -0000 From: band(a)banchory.net To: lulou(a)crockery.org Subject: Belle and Sebastian News Mailing List Hello all, Just a quick message to let you all know that for those who've bought tickets for the Berkeley and Los Angeles shows on August 22nd and 24th respectively, will also have the pleasure of seeing Mr Conor Oberst himself as Bright Eyes are the support band for those shows. We'll be announcing the Brooklyn support soon too, so stay tuned. We've also taken delivery of the Football - the European kind, otherwise known as Soccer throughout most of the U.S.A. and Australia - shirts, so you can see Stuart modelling them and pick one of them up from the online store at http://www.banchoryshop.net/viewcategory.asp?category=t-shirt Lastly, the album's nearly finished - woohoo! Til' next time... cheers, Katrina @ Banchory. http://www.banchoryshop.net http://www.belleandsebastian.co.uk/home -- To unsubscribe from this mailing list, visit www.banchoryshop.net/belleandsebastian/list/list.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: animals, 2x2
by Christine Irene 28 Jul '03

28 Jul '03

it has rained so much here lately. in Illinois, i would guess that we get most of our rainfall in springtime (ie, march/april). this year, we have gotten most of it in july. granted, this makes me happier than the hundred degree temperatures, but i am really waiting for noah to go sailing by in his lil ship. i made some mix tapes this weekend. one for our very own dirty vicar, and another for a non-sinister friend. it's funny. i intended to make all of these cd's for people, then my burner went haywire and i scrapped my intentions. it never occurred to me that i could still make a tape. i forgot just how time consuming mixtape production can be. first you have to select the perfect "set list." then of course, you must determine the order....that is so pivotal. after that, you may begin recording and hope that you have things timed just so. in the event you run out of space, you must shift the set order and rethink things all together. i suppose many would just leave off a song, but you can't do that. no no no. as previously mentioned, the order is everything. you can't just assume that since you ran out of tape during beck, that you can either a) leave it off entirely or b) make it the first song on the b side. no. that just will not do. while you may leave it off, you still need to re-do the entire b side track listing. insane. i hope they like them though. i should make a mix tape for mark c. :o) he loves me you know. have any of you heard This Mortal Coil? i had never heard of them until Dirty vicar sent me a radio programme that gavin friday did in dublin. he played this mortal coil. amazing! i was just doing a little bit of digging on them and found out that the song i fell in love with (song to the siren) is a tim buckley song. weird. and they apparently use different singers all the time. liz frasier of cocteau twins fame, sings the song i first heard (amazingly i might add). and others are done by members of modern english, dead can dance...and others i think. you can check them out here http://www.open.hr/~dalbor/tmc/tears.html i hope you all had a nice weekend. i did i don't know if i have mentioned this onlist...i am going to be volunteering at a domestic violence family shelter. in order to do that i must get certified by the state of illinois. my course began a couple of weeks ago and runs until 23 august, and, upon completion, i will be certified to assist the clients with escape plans, placing them in one of the shelters, helping with any legal matters (restraining orders, custody fights, etc), finding a job, etc. it'll be nice to help people. ah well. that sums up the excitement in my life more than adequately...no it doesn't!!! this thursday i get to see my 2nd (or 3rd...well, top 5) favourite singer...dave gahan!!! i am sooooooooooooooooooo excited!!!!!!!!!!!!! yay! i hope i can meet him. what ever will i say? eek! ~stine __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: words and smiles and you're like a dream come true
by Alyson Snowball 26 Jul '03

26 Jul '03

dear sinister, how are you? i'm doing all right. it's hotter than hell here, but it's texas in the summer, so it's to be expected. however, it's not like i'm out in the desert (despite what people might think about texas, it's not all desert and tumbleweeds ;)), where highs have been well over 100 for weeks. but lord, it is humid here. *gasps for breath* well, i hope the weather is nice wherever you are, sinis. in my last hastily-written post, you might recall my wistful yearning for someone to reply and meet me at a local coffee shop where we would fall instantly in love with one another. i was halfway joking about that, however. . .well, someone did reply, a very lovely someone, and while we didn't meet at said coffee shop, we did eventually meet up. after weeks of talking constantly, well i think it was about a month, we took off and each drove 13 hours straight to meet each other out in southwestern new mexico. the town was halfway between where he lives and where i live. we stayed at an old motel out by the railroad tracks in said tiny town. it was such a nice visit, and it really seemed like we were in a completely different world. . .well, until the drive home when my transmission blew out and i snapped back into reality. i'm going over labor day weekend to see him where he lives in california, and i guess i can tell you, sinister, that i love him, and while i don't quite know what's to become of him and me, i'm happy nonetheless. it's because of you that we met. it's thanks to you that what started as an innocent email exchange led up to two kids doing something completely crazy and dangerous, all in the name of love. thank you, sinister. well i must be off, so until next time. . . take care everyone, alyson snowball xoxo +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: "Whats inside..." ".....the singing kettle?"
by idleberry 26 Jul '03

26 Jul '03

I woke up this morning, around 11.30, sleeping on Nals floor, still fully dressed. When Patrick, Nal and I had become aware that it was daytime, and the night had passed us by, we tried to piece together the fuzzy alcoholic memories, threading together shreds of evidence of what had happened to end up that Nal was in her bed, Patrick was on the sofa, and I'd woken up, fully clothed, under a duvet on the floor. Last night was National Pop League. People, such as work or my family, ask me where I go. I tell them its to NPL, and then I'm usually asked what it is, and where it is. When I explain its at the Woodside Social Club, and its a club night, the usually just shrug and say they've never heard of it. I try to explain, and fail to manage, that it is not like any ordinary club night. Nor is Winchester for that matter. Its not like the cheesy clubs I've been to, with balconies overlooking dancefloors, and lots of bars, and chrome tables and chairs around the edges, and lots of random beings. Its not like that, not to me. There is a dancefloor, right in the middle, with pits of darkness leading off to tables with cushioned chairs and long cushioned benches, deep pits where I sometimes don't like to tread, if I know my friends are in some other darkened corner. I don't know what I expect to find in those other corners, its sort of slightly alien, in a supernatural way. Its never been a typical club to me, its me going along, meeting with a bunch of friends and friendly faces, and sitting for a natter over a drink and a dance when a good song comes on. I think someone described it more as a giant party, only, theres no need to show up with anyone, becuase you know you'll see someone there that you know, so it takes away the stigma of turning up alone. Turning up on your own isn't something anyone seems to notice or remember, the showing up part is insignificant to the rest of the night. So last night... yes... last night. Something about pop pants, and not being pants that you expect to be pop. Something about people not talking to you when they're wearing a hat. A broken fan (as in the whirring cooling sort, rather than a shattered person who loves music), a few too many drinks, a bottle of wine and singing along loudly to music. "Two thousand men.. this is too long... two thousand men." "Walk me to the door, walk me to the door." We all got a bit wierd actually, but thats alright, cos its funny now, to us, and we can forgive ourselves for being arses. Patrick and I decided to go for a walk in the park, stopping at Queens Cafe, while Nal recovered from her hangover. The day has flitted away from our hands. Theres a gig tonight, we'll probably drag our sorry bodies along to. There, hope that helps fill a lost void of posting. Love idles xx ===== http://groups.yahoo.com/group/corduroysmoke/ starting playground gossip and passing notes __________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! SiteBuilder - Free, easy-to-use web site design software http://sitebuilder.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: if you are feeling sinister (about a roommate)
by joanna 26 Jul '03

26 Jul '03

Hello, sinisterines, So I'm finally experiencing the warm glow that is full list belonging-ness, and I thought I'd say hi to everyone. My name is Joanna ::curtsies:: Much like the person who posted a few messages ago, I'm trying to find a new place, on Craig's list (an internet bulletin board where the kids go), compulsively checking for new postings every ten minutes, convinced that Valhalla lies just beyond the screen-refresh horizon. But in the interest of being interesting, I thought I'd just share with you this apartment listing. It was really posted, but I don't know if it's a joke or not. Considering the rooms I've seen so far, it's starting to sound rather appealing.(read it, really, it's funny.) ********************************************************** POSTED: I have a large 15x10 room in a relatively large East Village apartment for rent. The apartment has one full bath and a half bath which is in my room. There is a large common area. It’s a great space. There is one catch you should be aware of. I am a professional bee keeper. I maintain a rather large hive of Africanized honey bees. Due to the economic downturn and the reduced demand for honey I was unable to maintain my work studio and therefore I now work from home. The hive is located in the living room. I have plenty of protective gear and they mostly keep to themselves and go about their business of collecting pollen and producing delicious and reasonably priced honey. However, occasionally something sets them off and hive becomes enraged and tends to swarm. Generally you should be ok if you just keep your door shut but this can be a hassle at times. If you have any allergies to bee stings or maintain a large collection of predatory insects this is probably not the place for you. ************************************************************ I'm not willing to part with my predatory insects, but I have a feeling this apartment's still available if anyone's interested. By the way, is there any meetup planned for the Prospect Park show? Haven't seen any planned response to earlier queries, but I'd love to join you. Pleasure to meet you all. If you'd like to correspond or are on (cough) friendster, drop me a line. Love, Joanna +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Where issss everybody......?
by Chris Eames 26 Jul '03

26 Jul '03

Hmmm I get the feeling i am the only one left in the world, Sinister posting has been more than a bit thin on the ground lately, this worries me greatly as i have nothing to read to brighten up my day :( If nobody posts something interesting soon i may have to write about my own life, and believe me thats very boring at the moment..... xxxChris ________________________________________________________________________ Want to chat instantly with your online friends? Get the FREE Yahoo! Messenger http://uk.messenger.yahoo.com/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: baby, it's game theory
by kmhyde＠wm.edu 25 Jul '03

25 Jul '03

Hi everyone, I recently re-acquainted myself with the amazing stress involved with looking for a new place to live. My current roommate is leaving this husk of a town to move in with his girlfriend of 6 years (what a selfish thing to do), so that they can join their bank accounts into one massive and unstoppable juggernaut of hundreds, perhaps thousands, of dollars. The worst portion of this whole sordid affair being that I had to find myself a new roommate, and oh yeah, when you're 23 and still in the same town you graduated college from and also working for said college, it is not easy to find people of your same age or, say, bathroom-cleanliness disposition. But I did. So but the other day, my future roommate and I were looking at this place just around the bend from my own apt. complex, and it was fantastically bad. The first thing I noticed was the smell, which basically leapt right out and smacked me around a little. Imagine a dog who has been trying to perm all her fur with a set of faulty curlers, and has also recently taken to bathing in undercooked beef stew. Also imagine a casserole made of melted crayons and Parmesan cheese vomit, which has been fed to a small herd of aging and dyspeptic cows. Now, make the dog and the cows be roommates, with both animal-parties confined to very small areas in the house which suffer from jungle-y high levels of humidity. That is the smell we encountered, except tangier. And more unforgiving. I don't think I can say enough about this, I'm sorry. I really need to diffuse the sensory pain this caused me. I'm going to Minneapolis on Sunday, flying out there for a conference. A work conference, in case you were wondering. One which will involve attending a little thing called the RUFFALOCODY 5K FUN RUN/WALK IN THE PARK. Oh yeah! I'm going to do my fiendish best to walk as briskly as possible but to also smoke many many cigarettes along the way. Possibly a whole pack. I find that many health-nuts are confounded by this sort of paradoxical combination, which is almost at an Alanis Morrissette's 'Ironic' level of mind-fuckery. Dude, it's like ten thousand spoons when all I need is a shiv. Anyway, the real point of this is to tell as many people that I will be on an airplane for the first time in 11 years, and if you don't hear from me again, that means I'm dead or living in Minneapolis (on the whole, I'd rather be in Philly though). I was going to type up a question I had about ostensive definitions and sets and such, but then decided against it as it would make me not only a hardcore pretent, but also a nerd to the nerdth power. yikes. I like motors and leggy dames, that's what I actually meant. off to gird my loins, Kevin +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Take my hand and take my heart i shiver when you're near
by Paulo Stinsoni 24 Jul '03

24 Jul '03

Simply nothing to be done now tell me I'm the only one HA, I've had this in my head all day and now I've inflicted it upon you all <Evil tone> Bwa ha ha ha </Evil tone> My work here is done Love Paul _________________________________________________________________ Stay in touch with absent friends - get MSN Messenger http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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