December 2006 - Sinister

Sinister: What the devil are Chu laughing at?
by Gayle E. Anderson 31 Dec '06

31 Dec '06

Sinister. I went fucking bowling last night. It was like totally fucking awesome, man. So on Friday I went to Edinburgh Airport and it was a all a bit frightening really. So I quickly checked in and headed straight for the bar. Obviously. £2.99 for a bottle of beer. I got Id'd on my second bottle. I had a table all to myself so when I saw a young couple standing looking for somewhere to sit I invited them to join my table. They did. They were very nice. They were flying to Prague for new year. I drank 3 bottles of beer and my flight was half an hour late. I arrived in Gatwick at some point and quickly located a bar and bought a pint of Hoegaarden for £3.60 from a haggard looking possibly Russian barmaid. We got there at midnight. Just in time for a Wii game of bowling and a Wii game of tennis. the next day was INTERNATIONAL SINISTER BOWLING!! Ken Chu (Hong Kong, dancing ability 9 1/2 out of ten) Sam Walton (England, likes Ben and Jason, has hair not dis-similair to another member of the party) Robin Stout (Wales, wore a badge, has curly hair) Gayle E. Anderson (Scotland, can't bowl worth a fuck, a real Connoisseur of the English language) England won the first game, Hong Kong won the second. Scotland came last in both games. Then came INTERNATIONAL SINISTER POOL TOURNEMENT 2006 England/Scotland vs Hong Kong/Wales. England/Scotland won. It was all terribly twee, and goodness me what a fucking handsome bunch we were. You'll see the pictures, I'm sure. /quit Fuck it, git it up ya ya bastards (says Ken Chu) _________________________________________________________________ MSN Hotmail is evolving check out the new Windows Live Mail http://ideas.live.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Wii rule the school (and BOWLING this sat)
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.nhs.uk 27 Dec '06

27 Dec '06

Hello there! What's up, y'all. Apparently a Wii was supposed to be delivered to our home today, but it didn't! Sux0r, not that we will get to play with the wii when it does arrive because it's gonna be SOLD for PROFIT when it gets here. I'm disgusted just thinking about it. This wiiiiiii-bowling sounds amazing. I hope there is already a nunchuks game where you wave your sticks about like nunchuks? I've seen them showing off the Tennis game on Sky News once, it looked a bit rubbish. Especially when compared to the MARIO KARTS SCALECTRIX! Which is the second best thing in the world. The best thing in the world EVER, is this! http://video.google.co.uk/videoplay?docid=-8415330185122785549 Just watch 00:15 - 00:29 and tell me you don't want one! Watch how much fun this guy is having http://tinyurl.com/yzbxt9 ================================== ANYWAY. Speaking of power balls and arm action! OMG it's international bowling day again! London division is looking good already, with ROBIN STOUT and GAYLE E ANDERSON and PAMELA HUTCHINSON, plus SPECIAL GUESTS. So come along! The Plan: Let's meet at the new SWANKY looking Finsbury Park station. There are 4 exits but let's meet where they have a funky new big roof thing! I don't really know how they sign post that (Probably not "where they have a funky new big roof thing"), maybe "Stroud Green Road"?? Time: 2:30pm That's it! Let me know if there are any probs. Cheeeers, Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Third playstation will make a fool of me
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.nhs.uk 27 Dec '06

27 Dec '06

Hello! Just to update on this BOWLING thing! I forgot to say in the last mail that the bowling is happening on the SATURDAY 30th Dec!! And also, news just in, that SAM WALTON is also coming! Plus SPECIAL GUESTS! And also: The bit that we're meeting is where it says "G" on this map http://www.tfl.gov.uk/buses/spiders/pdf/finsburypark-2092.pdf Will someone lend me £400 so I can buy me a playstation 3? Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: So this is Christmas?
by Gayle E. Anderson 24 Dec '06

24 Dec '06

Sinister. I attempted to do some last minute Christmas shopping today. It was ok. I had some company. That was ok too. Someone promised me he wouldn't make me cry on Christmas for the third year in a row. Does it count if he broke my heart the the third time instead? But I might be going Sinister bowling on saturday! I've not booked my flight yet but its looking likely! I came home today and the. Ex. was online. We are. Talking. Just now and i can hardly type for shaking. My heart is pounding. 2 years and 3 months. 2 holidays abroad. A million adventures. And fun. I wish it wasnt fucking Christmas. _________________________________________________________________ MSN Hotmail is evolving check out the new Windows Live Mail http://ideas.live.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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RE: Sinister: The blueballs are still blue
by Sarah J Clarke 19 Dec '06

19 Dec '06

Cor! Robin? I haven't seen him for ages! NOW WHERE ARE MY GIFTS. Does Wiiiiii-bowling count as bowling? I got two strikes! I am awesome! I am not so awesome at real bowling, I mostly sit back with a pint of Guiness and enjoy the novel footwear experience. I do hope that is the REAL Little My on that alBUM, or at very least the Torchwood crew in red wigges with topknots. Else I will be cross. > -----Original Message----- > From: owner-sinister(a)missprint.org > [mailto:owner-sinister@missprint.org] On Behalf Of Robin Stout > Sent: 17 December 2006 19:25 > To: sinister(a)missprint.org > Subject: Re: Sinister: The blueballs are still blue > > Hello my lovelies > > Ken Chu said: > > > Sooo, right, INTERNATIONAL SINISTER BOWLING DAY plans are well > > underway, with Robin Stout and I, and, um, special guests. > Who else wants in? > > Yes! Come bowling with me! and Ken! Last time I went bowling > was at Roy World Bowling a year ago and I got my fingers > stuck in the ball. I need some more rubbish people to compete > against so I don't look like such a loser. And you can say > things like, "Cor, Robin, I haven't seen you for ages!", and > I'll tell you funny stories and shower you with gifts and > sing you songs and it'll be just like old times when we would > jump aboard the Barnacle and sail forth for the seven seas > and adventure! > > Everywhere I go I hear Family Tree by Belle & Sebastian. They > play it on an advert for cat food, I swear; and there's a > song by Euros Childs called Costa Rita, where the end of the > song is almost exactly the same. It's not such a bad song, I > remember when it came out and everyone made jokes about > bottoms and squirrels and said oh, well, that Familie Tree is > a well rub song, but I always thought it was pleasantly daft. > > Hmm, well, I shall write again soon. Hope you're having fun > wrapping presents and all that. I'm off to listen to THIS > TOWN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THE 22 OF US, the perfect Christmas > gift (http://twistedbydesign.co.uk/thistown/) > > Bye > > Robin x > +------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------+ > +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ > To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe > send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to > majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister > +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper > +-+ > +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged > fanbase" +-+ > +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April > 2000 +-+ > +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME > May 2000 +-+ > +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME > June 2001 +-+ > +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa > +-+ > +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! > +-+ > +------------------------------------------------------------- > ------------+ > +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I'm too tired to think of a clever subject
by Eric 18 Dec '06

18 Dec '06

I saw that Ken Chu is getting an Sinister bowling night together- go if you can! It's a lot of fun, even if you suck at bowling. Especially if you suck at bowling. I wish I could go, but I live about 3000 miles from where it's happening and I'm pretty sure the D train doesn't stop at Camden Town. I hope all of you that celebrate Christmas have a lovely one. If you don't, then Merry Christmas anyway. I follow the Stephen Colbert War on the War on Christmas, so even if you don't celebrate my holiday, enjoy celebrating my holiday! Love to you all. Eric -- "Why are the machines so sad?" +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: What difference does it make?
by Gayle E. Anderson 17 Dec '06

17 Dec '06

Sinister. We went to Skye. And now there is no we. The drive up was long and the weather less than pleasent. Driving into Glencoe was like a scene from Lord Of The Rings, the mountains looming massive dark and daunting on either side and cold grey, almost black, clouds between them. The weather in Kyle of Lochalsh was less unpleasent, but nothing compared to last time. The hotel was as I remembered it. Very nice. And the view. We drove over to Skye the next day. Skye is a very beautiful place. The weather was also good. It was sunny, there was no wind, and it was not overly cold. Aside from spectacular scenery, we saw a herd of deer grazing by the side of the road, two little ginger piggies in a field which when I stopped the car to look at them came rushing over snorting all excited. They were cute. We also saw two ravens. I liked the piggies the best. Then we came home. And we talked and we shouted and we talked more and I cried and now there is no we, just he and I. So I called my boss and she said I could take tomorrow off also, and hopefully the next day. I need some time away, I am going to stay with my friend in Dundee. I don't actually know how I feel right now. x _________________________________________________________________ Think you're a film buff? Play the Movie Mogul quiz and win fantastic prizes! http://www.msnmoviemogul.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The blueballs are still blue
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.nhs.uk 17 Dec '06

17 Dec '06

Sinistees, Lately I can't stop listening to the first bit of "Nightswimming" by REM over and over again, mainly it's because there was a bit when he reckoned he deserved a quiet night when his voice breaks, and I like it when people sing and their voices break. There was piano too, and pianos are fun. So if you have any more recommendations of music where there is piano and voice breaking as someone sings, please let me know. Both criteria are very important. If it mentions nakkidness in the lyrics it's more the better, cos hehe naked people are funny. Did you know there was a TORNADO in London the other day, it's mental. It was at Kensal Rise, and I was lucky not to have been scooped up by the whirlwind, just think of the inevitable horrible headline: "KEN SHALL RISE", or whatever. I've been saving that as the title for my porn movie that I'm making and I don't want to see it wasted on an unfortunately incident with a tornado. Sooo, right, INTERNATIONAL SINISTER BOWLING DAY plans are well underway, with Robin Stout and I, and, um, special guests. Who else wants in? Or is the day going to just involve me shoving my balls down Robin's gutter? That'd make an ink polaroid and a half. I haven't been back to Rowans for ages. They've really done up Finsbury Park station, you know, they put a roof over the front of the station and driven out all the stanking gooners, unfortunately they've all migrated to Holloway Road instead, even nearer to my house, bastards. And of course the usual plea: If you were the REALLY CAMP GUY at Coachella who screamed passionately in 2002 or whenever while watching B+S, or maybe you know him, please get in touch. Thanks, Ken ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: hey you! dont watch that! watch this!
by Gayle E. Anderson 13 Dec '06

13 Dec '06

Sinister. Did I hear my name mentioned? This is the heavy heavy monster sound! I have just eaten my lunch, I had heinz tomato soup with a spot of milk and a Stilton with plum & onion chutney sandwich, which I dipped in the soup. It was rather splended but now I am very full. I am also and work and I am also TIRED and SORE. Because last night I went to see Madness at the SECC in Glasgow. I danced, sweated, sang,danced, shouted, cheered, sweated, whistled, danced then sweated and danced some more. It was fan-fucking-tastic! I am going to Kyle of Lochalsh this weekend with my "boyfriend". We will be staying in a hotel called the Kyle Hotel, we did the same last year and it was beautiful. I thought it would be beautiful again this year, but it seems probable that this will be our last weekend away together. It is almost Christmas. Jings. My Christmas shopping, it is almost done and it was mostly done online. I wonder, will there ever be another Glasgow (or Edinburgh) picnic? /quit _________________________________________________________________ Be the first to hear what's new at MSN - sign up to our free newsletters! http://www.msn.co.uk/newsletters +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: hey you! dont watch that! watch this!
by Gayle E. Anderson 13 Dec '06

13 Dec '06

Sinister. Did I hear my name mentioned? This is the heavy heavy monster sound! I have just eaten my lunch, I had heinz tomato soup with a spot of milk and a Stilton with plum & onion chutney sandwich, which I dipped in the soup. It was rather splended but now I am very full. I am also and work and I am also TIRED and SORE. Because last night I went to see Madness at the SECC in Glasgow. I danced, sweated, sang,danced, shouted, cheered, sweated, whistled, danced then sweated and danced some more. It was fan-fucking-tastic! I am going to Kyle of Lochalsh this weekend with my "boyfriend". We will be staying in a hotel called the Kyle Hotel, we did the same last year and it was beautiful. I thought it would be beautiful again this year, but it seems probable that this will be our last weekend away together. It is almost Christmas. Jings. My Christmas shopping, it is almost done and it was mostly done online. I wonder, will there ever be another Glasgow (or Edinburgh) picnic? /quit _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live Messenger has arrived. Click here to download it for free! http://imagine-msn.com/messenger/launch80/?locale=en-gb +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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