January 2007 - Sinister - missprint.org

Sinister: my wandering (alone) days aren't over... what about yours?
by David Giordanella 31 Jan '07

31 Jan '07

bonsoir dear sinisterines, please don't be haughty or too smug towards me only because i'm french (sic!), but i should like to know if this very site could create a love chain for saint valentine's day... not for the sake of not remaining alone on feb.14th- romance should inhabit every single second of our lives anyway, in my humble opinion-& love advertisements may not quite correspond to a belle & sebastian devotee's list, but we could meet up more often... try & initiate me, david from paris (the capital of love? not quite!) _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live Messenger sur i-mode : dialoguez avec vos amis depuis votre mobile comme sur PC ! http://mobile.live.fr/messenger/bouygues/ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: You left me aching for something more
by Gayle E. Anderson 17 Jan '07

17 Jan '07

Sinister. What a week! Sinister International Bowling. Getting attacked by a gate(fall down the stairs one week, attacked by a gate the next!). Glasgow. Losing my purse on train home from Glasgow next day. Then getting home and my goddamn car breaking. The handbrake went and now the brakes have went! Its going to the garage tomorrow but I'll need to borrow money to pay for it because I LOST MY PURSE. Le Sigh. AND I ordered a heap of body jewellery from an American company on the net that I have used before (much cheapness). Anyhoo I ordered the wrong number of spikes (3, I need 6) and all 6 bars I ordered are the wrong length and I can't return them because it very specifically says....'You can not return things if its your own stupid fault you ordered the wrong size' Bah! Happiness is a double chocolate chip muffin heated til the chips melt. You'll close your eyes when you eat it. For the first time in some years I got out my old bag with the hundreds of badges and within 2 hours I had lost two! One was an old favourite...it simply said 'A R S E'. It fell right from the spot my 3..6..9 badge once fell. In the event of there ever being another Sinister Bowling I have decided to get some practice in to save coming to spectacularly last again. So I went bowling last night! We played three games, because if you played three games you got a free drink. Hurrah! Free beer! And I won!! Out of three games I won two, I'm terribly pleased even though it may just mean I am only less crap than my friend. This seems likely to be the case. Then we played pool, and I won at that too! And I got a bit drunk! All in all a very succesful night. Apart from not finding ourselves dashing young men to steal us away. Alas, our future was not to be found in Stirling that night. I have now only 3 weeks and one day left of work(EEK). Although it has been suggested I may meet my Knight in Shining Armour at college. But I doubt that any boy in Falkirk (have you BEEN?!) will get past my 243 point checklist. Sunday is my last working Sunday. I have been given the next 2 off. Which has never happened in the history of ever. Suspicious. Although it may have something to do with them expecting me to be signed off on sick leave after Christmas on account of me having been somewhat down (in not so many but slightly scarier words) before my trip to London, I've just been informed.. Today I saw a motorbike and in place of a normal motorbike saddle was a horse saddle. I have just returned from the cinema with my younger sister to see A Night At The Museum, I laughed so hard. What a terrific film! Although I thoguht it'd be awfully funny funny to tell my sister she smelled of wee. But as it happens apparently the toilets were really rather odorous(and odoriferous I am sure) and rather than being amused or amusingly offended, she was really rather concerned that she in fact did smell of wee. Which of course, would not have been funny at all. A recent survey says: Six out of Ten women regularly make calls with no clothes on. New survey asks: How many Sinisters regularly post naked? Are you naked right now? :) Gx - - - Did you ever doubt it for a while Did you ever watch your time with a cynical smile Do this, take this, fake it all And the world becomes again, irresistable _________________________________________________________________ MSN Hotmail is evolving check out the new Windows Live Mail http://ideas.live.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A boy, a girl and a rendezvous
by Gayle E. Anderson 17 Jan '07

17 Jan '07

Sinister I take pictures. And yesterday I read, on a photography forum that I frequent, that someone voted one of my pictures one of the most inspiring images of 2006. And that made me so proud that i could make even one person think that. If anyone is interested, this is the picture: http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/45894665/ And Danny Farrell posted, beautifully I must say!! Today my Mother has decided to gut out our loft. I have spent some hours going through boxes upon boxes of memories. I found a badge, hand drawn in pencil, "the balancing sheep of ashby-de-la-zouche". What memories that brought back, not that I had ever forgotten! I have spent some hours going through pages upon pages of memories. In a few hours I have seen the effect the years had on this nervous young girl, enthuiastic and in love with everyone and everything. From smiling and aching to be your friend, to smiling to stop you from looking any closer. Growing too cynical for psuedonyms. Its funny, how things change. And then I woke up in London and realised that self pity is not the way forward and now my face hurts from smiling too much for the last week-and-a-half. Its GRATE! Hurrah! He sent me a message earlier. On MSN. I just, couldn't be bothered talking to him. He is so irrelevant! So long, fucker! Hes not that good looking, hes not a very nice person, hes not particularly good in bed and he's BORING. an example from the other week Him: hey what have you been up to Me: I am in London! Playing Wii and bowling and pool and drinking! What about you? Him: I've been adventuring in Edinburgh (he works in Edinburgh) Me: oh thats nice, what have you been doing and who with? Him: I've been to the pub with some people from work I didn't really know Me: uh huh.....how...exciting... I keep reading The Aislers Set. T Minus 17days left at work, scary scary! And I haven given up on the hinting about a leaving do for me and I am going to email everyone in my area tomorrow and tell them. I'm leaving, come out and buy me a pint. Ya bastards. Around thirty people have applied for the position I am leaving. Which is odd... One of them yesterday left an impression...well presented enough young lassie...til she opened her mouth "Uhm heure fur thi un'rview ah' uhlivin". Lose the Falkirk accent, darling, it doesn't do you any favours. I suppose I should get ready for college. Call me what you like :) xxx I take pictures. His arms around her, holding her close. The human contact they both talked of and desired. Moving back, his lips brush over hers. The human contact. Their eyes meet, with a burning intensity, longing. She bites her lip, he pulls her forward. Her back arched, his fingers tracing a line down her spine _________________________________________________________________ MSN Hotmail is evolving check out the new Windows Live Mail http://ideas.live.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: /code insert post = yes + post = positive
by Danny Farrell 09 Jan '07

09 Jan '07

Dear Sinister, I had an awful flu over christmas and new year and for some incredibly strange reason i had a chain of feverish dreams all involving sinister. Wait, i started that wrong: Dear Sinister it's been about three years since my last confession, except for that one time. We fell out over something, or i fell out with myself and then ruthlessly destroyed all ties to my former existence. That seems about right. Or: Dear Sinister, it's been about three years since i last listened to Belle and Sebastian. I liked to consume music back then, listening to the same thing over and over until it was burned into my brain and then i'd grow tired of things and my ears would move onto pastures new and strange and i'd forget everything i ever heard before. I got a new ipod for christmas and in between all the girls aloud or whatever tigermilk somehow managed to find it's way onto my machine. I wasn't blown away by some sort of transcendent beauty but i certainly wasn't dissapointed either. And, sometimes when i lay in bed half delirious with flu and i could be dreaming or we rule the school kicked in i thought, yeah, that seems about right. I'll set about you with a knife and a bike chain is my favourite misheard lyric ever. Wait, First there was a mountain, then there wasn't, then there was. Yrs, etc. Dxy P.S i want a wii. _________________________________________________________________ Windows Live Messenger has arrived. Click here to download it for free! http://imagine-msn.com/messenger/launch80/?locale=en-gb +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: And then broke into his office, with her clothes off
by Gayle E. Anderson 08 Jan '07

08 Jan '07

Sinister O' woe is me for I am sick! Despite this I went to work ANYWAY. Now thats fucking hardcore. On the way in I stopped in at Tesco and got prepared and got sorted out with some Beechams Flu Plus and Lucozade and ready for my LAST EVER working Sunday at my job. And STILL no one has even so much as mentioned some sort of leaving thingy. I've been hinting my heart out!! I have a spare copy of The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou. And as I have no reciept with which to return said spare copy I have decided to give it away. Because i like it that much, and I'd like to give it to someone else who likes, or would like it, as much or more! But I do not know who too, so I thought...perhaps I could offer it as a reward for the next person to organise some sort of Sinister shenanigans? Maybe you already have a copy? Maybe you don't even like it?! Nah, thats not possible. Well anyway its there and it needs a home. I'm even throwing in free postage. Now thats fucking generous. So my car had to go to the garage to have its brakes fixed. The plan was this: I would drive it to the garage on the way to work and get a lift the rest of the way. Be in work on time blah blah. This is what happened: I got into my car, tried to drive away and there was an almighty scraping noise. The brakes had locked on, that was the noise of my wheels dragging along the ground. So the RAC were called and came out which took a little over half an hour, then the chap had to take it to the garage then come back to get his van, which took another 20 or so minutes making me an hour late for work...the point is this- that hour could have been spent in bed. Oh goodness, look at the time I really must be getting to bed. Gx - - - - - - Why don't we share our solitude? _________________________________________________________________ Be the first to hear what's new at MSN - sign up to our free newsletters! http://www.msn.co.uk/newsletters +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The comfort of strangers
by Ethan Gold 06 Jan '07

06 Jan '07

Hello Sinister, I am writing y'all today for the comfort of strangers. I've hardly met any of you, have only posted a few times in a few years, and then it was usually for some kind of music nerdism. Today I'm writing to mourn: I've lost a friend to horrific violence this week and I can't make sense of it. I just read some of the posts here from the last few months and found it cheering. If I knew you, I'd say "glad to know ye." As it is, I'll say thanks for the spiriting words. If I'm ever in the UK I will like to show off my bowling abilities, which are occasionally impressive. I will note that I used to bowl with a very rich friend in high school - he was given a mint silver 1967 BMW sports coupe when he turned 16 - and once he made me pay for him with the following excuse: "Can you pay for me, dude? All I have is 100s." Affectionately Ethan +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Wii-nter woox-360
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.nhs.uk 05 Jan '07

05 Jan '07

She had a strike at the score of 24 It could have been a brilliant score Bowling hooks on a lane that was too well oiled A bowling lane with 3 friends who had gone before She challenged everyone to a game But the sinisters all backed down And they bought another round Cos she drank and swore and bowled out of turn she was Gayle E Anderson -- He had a strike at the score of 64 It could have been a brilliant score Getting Kenneth to finance his bowling games He buying meals at the World's End on Saturday He wore the hat of an emperor And his name was Robin Stout He didn't drink no Famous Grouse When the steak sauce came to view Did they get to see the real Chu? -- He had a strike at the score of 84 It could have been a brilliant score Spending time with the bloke at the old World's End Pulling the wool, playing the pool, it's no wonder that The winner's staying on tonight But the dude he sent away Was the only one who stayed With a cue and a decent chalk You can tell by the way he looked, he is sorry and resigned As Sam pots the black for the final time. Or something. Erm yeah International Sinister Bowling Day London Division had fun last Saturday, met up and got drunk and bowled and played pool and all that! In other news: Wii is so much fun. I played with my flatmate's wii. I waggled the wii-stick about and everything. xx ********************************************************************** This email is confidential and intended solely for the person or entity to whom it is addressed. If this email was not intended for you please notify the UCLH Mail Administrator at mail.administrator(a)uclh.org. This footnote confirms that the email and attachments contained no viruses when they left UCLH. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: :(
by Gayle E. Anderson 05 Jan '07

05 Jan '07

Sinister Is this working...? I wrote two posts and neither of them seem to have um... made it.... Is it just me? :( Gx _________________________________________________________________ Find Singles In Your Area This Christmas With Match.com! msnuk.match.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: something for the longing
by Krister Bladh 01 Jan '07

01 Jan '07

on the bus home, i listen to the jesus and mary chain in my head: i'm going back to a happy place all my life i've lived to taste someone else's flavour on my tongue i didn't remember this: cherry take me back to the start of it all where everyone's up then everyone falls almost could destroy me with her kiss i fell asleep to the popguns: in the back of a taxi cab i felt another's hand upon my thigh as london whistled by we were young, we were ill at ease and everything came easily to me i wish there could have been a better ending i dunno, the wind is howling. i'm seeing her tomorrow. x chris -- _______________________________________________ Search for products and services at: http://search.mail.com Powered by Outblaze +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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