Hello Sinister,
I'll keep it topical, shall I? After all, Sinister is nothing if not up to the minute, especially these days. So, on 20 September 2004, Ben Apps wrote:
>> If you ever find yourself passing through Baker Street >> station look out for me and say hello (I'll be the one >> with my roundel badge upside down)
I have to admit, I seldom did find myself in that neck of the woods back in the mid-noughties, and have even less call to go there now; my interactions with Bapps back then were of the decidedly overground sort, mainly on Primrose Hill, with football in hand, and are now even more infrequent than posts are to Sinister. But Sinistereens hoping for a glance of one of the list's most likeable contributors needed look no further than their television sets last night, as our hero appeared on The Tube, a documentary following around various members of London Underground staff as they go about their daily work.
In the past seven and a half years, it would appear that Bapps has been elevated from his position on the barriers at Baker Street to one half of a sort of London Underground Cagney & Lacey, busting fare evaders and scammers across the network. He and his partner James are all over the capital, apprehending travellers trying to diddle the system, to play the pair for fools. Much was made of how good young Bapps was with a computer, which made me smile. You can watch the programme here (in the UK, until next Monday):
http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b01cyt4l/The_Tube_Episode_2/
I have little to say about Belle & Sebastian in this post, I'm afraid. If she's reading, I hope Honey will forgive me for that. Apparently the group have compiled a mix-tape of their favourite songs, and people can buy it in the near future. I read that said compilation will also contain B&S' take on The Primitives' Crash, but you'll forgive me if I don't treat this news with the same excitement as the announcement of, say, TWATTYBUS.
Indeed, my only real reason for waking up Sinister from its long, deep hibernation was to salute Ben for his star turn on the telly. I watched the programme with my girlfriend, who I fear has always suspected Sinister as being little more than a legion of bedroom saddo devotees (despite being a fan of Belle & Sebastian herself), so it was a particular pleasure to prove to her that the list was indeed, at least partially, populated by normal everyday folk. Yes, Sinister, I felt proud of you for that primetime hour last night, so thank you.
And with that, dear list, it's back to bed. It'll be morning soon, I promise.
Love
Asm.x
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Hello. If you are receiving this e-mail, that means your e-mail
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I have reason to believe this account was hacked.
The primary evidence for this is a number of e-mail addresses in the
address book to which I have never sent anything. This leads me to
believe that someone else gained access to my account, and sent
something from it, to addresses which I do not recognize at all.
I am therefore e-mailing every address in my address book—including
those to which I have personally never sent anything—to ask whether you
have received anything strange, unusual, offensive, or otherwise
untoward sent from this address (maddalo(a)aol.com)
The difficulty here is that I myself have, on occasion, sent strange,
unusual, offensive and untoward e-mails with no assistance from anyone
else. But if I did, in fact, send such an e-mail to you, then I’m
happy to admit it. (And perhaps even to apologize for it. The reasons
for my own sending strange, unusual, offensive or untoward e-mails are
varied, but I’m happy to offer an explanation if you’d like one, and an
apology if one is indeed merited.)
However, I have no desire to explain or apologize for anything that I
personally never sent and had nothing to do with sending—I’m just
trying to clarify whether this did, in fact, happen. The evidence from
my address book suggests that it did—but I have no evidence whatsoever
of what might have been sent.
America On-Line has been (unsurprisingly) of no use in helping me to
determine if e-mails were sent from this account and then deleted from
the outbox. Therefore I am asking for assistance from everyone in my
address book—including those addresses to which I have never personally
sent anything.
If you received an e-mail from this account that I did not send, then
I’d like to know about it. The only evidence I have is the unusual
addresses in my address book, to which I have no recollection of having
sent anything—therefore I have no idea of what may have been sent, or
who sent it. But if you received something strange, I’d like to be
informed about it.
Please respond to this request via my new e-mail address,
peterjustinmorris(a)gmail.com, or else I can be reached by telephone at
USA 484 574 2568.
Thank you in advance for your assistance.
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+-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+
+-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+
+-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+
+-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+
+-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+
+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+
+-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+
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