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Re: Sinister: take it like a man baby if that's what you are
by pierre Miquel 23 May '98

23 May '98

na na na, if they follow you ..................But don't give up..................... Ta tra la li lou la la................ youp lap boom, c'est le rio du pain d'épice, le pain d'épice de prosper............ -----Message d'origine----- De : blink(a)inexpress.net <blink(a)inexpress.net> À : sinister(a)majordomo.net <sinister(a)majordomo.net> Date : samedi 23 mai 1998 18:24 Objet : Sinister: take it like a man baby if that's what you are >hidely ho sweeties, > i have to stay in today..this is upsetting me so much...arctic woman,grrrr! >why is mothers always think you're sick when you're not..conveinantly when >you mentioned you'd be going to some guys house? Why do they think every boy >is a boyfriend...but oh well,you guys are all my kleine gurkens. > my,all of you round here failed a lot of driving tests! I cannot >wait till i can legally drive... the license is nice you know.I envision >driving around in a silver or bright blue Bug playing B&S. Then I will get >my Cobra... >I can feel the stress of exams round here.Tell Mama Genevieve the >problems,she outstretches her arms and enfolds you...come to my cottage,the >grass..the windchimes..the sunshine...Mama Genevieve listens...exams..i have >an orale... an ecoute an ecrit and a lecture,yes all next week.Plus an >english,physical science,history and math exam.Plus a media presentation >'Get Me Away From Here,I'm Dying',oh yes and an essay and a Lab exam.Love >triangle and strawberry fields..but it's allright...let us breathe and use >some of that Herbal Essences shampoo..it does smell so nice! > Polish listees? I am some polish.I can't speak it..i know that 'dupa' means >butt,right? Sometimes when i was messy my grandma said i looked like a >sheblick...which means 'lost boy in the woods' right? (i hope) > >Layla: Lactose-Intolerant Shagging by Arab Strap? so catchy! > >my bus driver pulled over once and stopped to get soem McDonalds...100 >percent beef? that's what they'd like you to think > >my cat doesn't eat squirels,but he eat the dragonflies...you can hear him >crunch! dragonflies are such nice creatures too...they eat the mean >bugs...but i've got quite sharp teeth too..my friend told me i put holes in >his shirt! I don't remember tho... > did any of you have to read 'Bless The Beast And Children' i had to >do song for it...to the tune of (remember this?) Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla >Ice...i never thought i'd use the line 'Cotten,he ain't into booty' but i >did.I really dislike this book... > >>Fave T-shirt at the moment. Plain white with "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE" on it >>in black letters. Until it goes under a UV light, when the words "HERION >>MINDFUCK" mysteriously appear. > badass! da nuh da nuh da nuh nuh nuh! Gang De Bike! > > > mmmm mmmm goooood, > kiss kiss > Genevieve > > Muss es sein? Es muss sein! Mit Sahne,Bitte. > >----------------------------------------------------------------------- >. This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. >. To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". >. For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see >. http://www.majordomo.net/sinister >. For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net >. Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa >----------------------------------------------------------------------- > ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: cars and proms and lingo
by vlass＠interlog.com 23 May '98

23 May '98

hmm, a pattern? Adrian Evans: > Is five driving tests a list record ? Stuart G/The Tall Git: >I only failed my driving test twice "poor sebastian went too far again, crashed his car in the rain" "riding city buses for a hobby is sad" maybe b&s fans are just not meant for driving. maybe we all belong in buses, riding on bikes, skating on ponds, walking through parks, flagging down aeroplanes and if all else fails: closing our eyes and pretending we're somewhere else. poetic yes, but annoyingly inconvenient! i actually passed my driving test the first time but i have a feeling the tests are a bit easier here, especially since the one i took was on a special course designed for driving tests. it was kind of silly really - there was a simulated railroad track, but it was only about 5 feet long and there were hardly any other cars on the road with me. heh. anyway, a drivers liscence is not very valid for me anymore, considering that like poor sebastian, i crashed my car... except it wasnt raining, it was actually a beautiful day. i was just dumb! but that was back in january and im hoping for another car soon. isnt singing really loud in your car the funnest thing? i had an exam today too - greek and it went pretty well considering that last night was the formal for my school and i got practically NO sleep. hee, yeah, i went to the formal (or prom if you like - sounds much more american teenager, no?). surprisingly i had a wonderful time.. especially since we took the subway there and received strange looks from everyone... then we wandered downtown for a bit, looking very, er, posh.. in queen's park a man took our picture and made us pose with his dogs - big, scary things that were actually obedient and nice. the music sucked, of course - "my heart will go on", "barbie girl", etc. We went out to the courtyard though, and for awhile we sang our own songs and danced around. fun fun fun. Richard wrote: >I'm wondering - are all the colloquialisms and cultural references >complete gobbledygook for non-uk-listees? I mean Wogan, pish, Ronnie >Corbett, Diamond White, et al. These are things that take some >explaining - I mean Jim'll Fix It....where do you start? not *complete* gobbledygook, but some of it does go over my head.. okay, in that list i know what "pish" is but everything else is somewhat mysterious.. maybe a glossary would be helpful.. it could be put into the faq! okay, now i have too much homework to do good day! teri xx can't wait for the new record! ==== quand je m'ennuie je pense a toi --julie doiron-- vlass(a)interlog.com it's still a baby: http://members.tripod.com/~meltingsnow/ ==== ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: JESUS
by ANTONIO ZUQUETE 23 May '98

23 May '98

hi, Everyone´s here seems to like a lot pixies, versus, magnetic fields, comet gain, Etc. However, don´t you think that we shouldn´t forget The Jesus and Mary Chain ? They should be considered essential. Don´t you agree ? "Darklands", for instance, is so good that makes ma want to throw away all my cd´s that are just ok. FACT ! Pedro Z ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: take it like a man baby if that's what you are
by blink＠inexpress.net 23 May '98

23 May '98

hidely ho sweeties, i have to stay in today..this is upsetting me so much...arctic woman,grrrr! why is mothers always think you're sick when you're not..conveinantly when you mentioned you'd be going to some guys house? Why do they think every boy is a boyfriend...but oh well,you guys are all my kleine gurkens. my,all of you round here failed a lot of driving tests! I cannot wait till i can legally drive... the license is nice you know.I envision driving around in a silver or bright blue Bug playing B&S. Then I will get my Cobra... I can feel the stress of exams round here.Tell Mama Genevieve the problems,she outstretches her arms and enfolds you...come to my cottage,the grass..the windchimes..the sunshine...Mama Genevieve listens...exams..i have an orale... an ecoute an ecrit and a lecture,yes all next week.Plus an english,physical science,history and math exam.Plus a media presentation 'Get Me Away From Here,I'm Dying',oh yes and an essay and a Lab exam.Love triangle and strawberry fields..but it's allright...let us breathe and use some of that Herbal Essences shampoo..it does smell so nice! Polish listees? I am some polish.I can't speak it..i know that 'dupa' means butt,right? Sometimes when i was messy my grandma said i looked like a sheblick...which means 'lost boy in the woods' right? (i hope) Layla: Lactose-Intolerant Shagging by Arab Strap? so catchy! my bus driver pulled over once and stopped to get soem McDonalds...100 percent beef? that's what they'd like you to think my cat doesn't eat squirels,but he eat the dragonflies...you can hear him crunch! dragonflies are such nice creatures too...they eat the mean bugs...but i've got quite sharp teeth too..my friend told me i put holes in his shirt! I don't remember tho... did any of you have to read 'Bless The Beast And Children' i had to do song for it...to the tune of (remember this?) Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice...i never thought i'd use the line 'Cotten,he ain't into booty' but i did.I really dislike this book... >Fave T-shirt at the moment. Plain white with "SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE" on it >in black letters. Until it goes under a UV light, when the words "HERION >MINDFUCK" mysteriously appear. badass! da nuh da nuh da nuh nuh nuh! Gang De Bike! mmmm mmmm goooood, kiss kiss Genevieve Muss es sein? Es muss sein! Mit Sahne,Bitte. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: jim'll fix it for yooooooooooooooooooooooooou! (and you. AND you...)
by Alan Prior 23 May '98

23 May '98

>> However, don´t you think that we shouldn´t forget The Jesus and Mary Chain< hooray! they are the best. well, in the top ten anyway. AND they're from East Kilbride like me! AND they're old enough to be my dad.hahaha. psychocandy and stoned&dethroned are my faves, tho i was only 6 when that first one came out. was bobby gillespie still in the mary chain when he was in primal scream? have always wondered this, cus i am a very sad individual and it has been annoying me for ages. cos didn't velocity girl (my fave short song ever) and psychocandy come out in the same year? the new songs are great, i think. but maybe thats cos i wasn't really there to witness the releases of the older stuff at the time, but anyway, the bit where the guitar comes crashing in at the start of cracking up is sooooo sexy <sigh> Adrian Evans wrote: >On the fifth test I was over the drink-drive limit as I had to have quite a very large whisky indeed to stop me shaking. Naturally, this was the test I passed. well, i've had driving lessons while still slightly drunk from the night before, but think i will avoid that for the actual test. when i did the crappy written test i was amazingly pissed and hadn't slept for nearly 3 days. but i still got 100% which shows you just how piss easy it is... love, debbie xxx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: stuart david on telly
by blue soda 23 May '98

23 May '98

just a quickie, stuart david will be appearing on UK television tonight (thursday) and although this is late, i hope some people will see it. he'll be on a channel 4 documentary called "the party's over" which is basically a cheap controversial/political/pathetic* swipe at the so-called "cool britannia" stage of the labour party's government. it starts at 23.35 and finishes at 00.35 cool? well, we'll let you know later david and katrina *delete as applicable depending on your political views (northy take note) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: oculos (fwd)
by eeyore's tail 23 May '98

23 May '98

i thought i'd share this with the list, as that's the sort of silly thing i do at 6:30 in the am after an all night poker (heck, i hardly knew 'er! ahahahahaha) game down the street. i promised myself that i would work on stuff to demo at a job interview on tuesday, but i'm tired and my back hurts and my wallet is too light, so... for the record i do not know who Kenbro(a)Netlane.com is, and i categorically deny ever changing original emails in several directorys/synths. whatever it is that a directory-slash-synth is. the other justification, of course, is that making it onto the 'top posters' list slowly but steadily is more important than getting a job. and that's exactly what i intend to tell my unemployment caseworker when the time comes. i hope all of you on the other side of the puddle are having a nice afternoon right now. everyone over here who knows what's good for them should be asleep, 'cause 6:30-9:30 are all times that are Too Early. later, kids. stay free. seamus ---------- Forwarded message ---------- Date: Sat, 23 May 1998 22:13:31 -0500 From: Kenbro(a)Netlane.com To: conform(a)elwha.evergreen.edu Subject: oculos Who gave you the right to change original emails in several directorys/synths?! :(( Several friends also found other emails are gone... Mark, _____________________________________________ Get your free personalized email address at http://www.MyOwnEmail.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Nice CD
by Alexandre P. Tobin 23 May '98

23 May '98

Here's a corker new album, at least over here in the vast wilderness of America... Pernice Brothers: Overcome By Happiness (Sub Pop) Very nice indeed. Arrangements now and then even remind me of - dare I say it - B&S... Singer is Joe Pernice, of the Scud Mountain Noys, but this is a lot leass twangy-country-like and very nice indeed. Give it a listen. alex a.k.a. homogenic ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Driving in my car... (NB&SC)
by The Tall Git 23 May '98

23 May '98

On Fri, 22 May 1998, Adrian Evans wrote: > > Is five driving tests a list record ? To go with my list record of > smartest dressed male between hours of 9-5 (I claim this as my underwear > is definitely more refined than that of Christoph Leonard, allegedly), > and maybe even gangliest list-git (although I feel Stuart G maybe edging > me out in this one). I only failed my driving test twice, but I claim the record for the quickest failure; going through a red light whilst still within sight of the test centre. I think it took about 20 seconds. The second time I was failed for undue hesitation, for stopping at a roundabout to see if anything was coming, how harsh is that? Oh, and after the last picnic I think I can claim the record for telling the worst jokes ever... Stuart G ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: I'm newish, etc.
by Richard Hutt 23 May '98

23 May '98

Hello all I'm new around these parts...just dropped over to borrow a cup of sugar and say hello. Nice list you have here. My but this talk of Primrose Hill has me mighty homesick. I hope someone won't mind bringing me along in spirit. For my part, I'll be mentally taking along some great caesar salad. I'm wondering - are all the colloquialisms and cultural references complete gobbledygook for non-uk-listees? I mean Wogan, pish, Ronnie Corbett, Diamond White, et al. These are things that take some explaining - I mean Jim'll Fix It....where do you start? (maybe "he was a blonde man with a denim magic chair with secret compartments and he could grant the wishes of little children....")Perhaps an appendix with definitions, purely for comedy factor alone. Would any of our American listees care to respond with some things that would sound strange across the ocean? Like cheese food, cookie dough, and that bee guy from the Simpsons (he's real you know - has his own show even) Pardon me for waffling, but it's a slow day out in the sunshine and smog, and I'm getting more than a touch misty eyed from this talk of an English Summer, the dole, being a student, etc. Even the word "thesis" is starting to sound strangely romantic. Here's my real question - does anyone happen to have a copy of "Grey Skies Blue" by the Submarines I think - I've not got any of my old records out here and if anyone could tape it for me I'd be most obliged. And it's goodnight from me Richard ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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