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RE: Sinister: Ham Shandy
by PJMiller 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

Andrew wrote: OK- Anyone from Glasgow or nearby who fancies a bit of culture, please come and see 'Macbeth' at the Glasgow Uni Cloisters (the bit in the ancient uni building with all the pillars and arches, next to the Hunterian Museum) on the 14th, 15th and 16th of May. This reminds me of one of the worst experiences of my life, when I SHARED A FLAT with someone who was "rehearsing" for Hamlet in that selfsame location It was absolute shit, listening to the same crappy bits over and over again in a ridiculously exaggerated Scottish accent and beard. What a shit life. He was playing the part of Billy Crystal. There, not very interesting, but therapeutic for me. Thank you all for your indulgence. There's plenty more where that came from, but I will desist. For the time being. Pierre ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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by Keith Watson 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

Anyone fancy a pint? Keith. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Vote Stuart Murdoch in People's 50 most beautiful people!!!
by Matthew Neimark 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

It's that time of year again. People magazine is publishing their annual 50 most beautiful people in the world. Alas, in protest of Leo DiCaprios emminent win, I voted for Hank, the Angry Drunken Dwarf. But I realize the err of my ways. It was Murdoch I should have voted for. The URL is ..... BAM http://www.pathfinder.com/people/50most/1998/vote/index.html All I can say is, don't relive my mistakes. Vote Stuart Murdoch. Matt PS The People system is set such such that it is easy to pick candidates that they already decided on. To write-in your own entry, you must ensure that every character is correct and in the right place. (The system is also case-sensitive.) I suggest cutting-and-pasting. Stuart Murdoch PPS Spam Away!!! ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Sowton Park and Ride
by Adrian Evans 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

Graham Thomson wrote : >I'm not Paraniod in the conventional sence of the word >No my paranoia is much more deep and sinister. I have this reccuri= >ng >dream/nightmare/sleepwalk. In the dream I am responceable for it all the= >end of everything, I can;t remember much about what I have done, but I >know it is my fault and I can see myself in prospective to the whole >universe, {very scary beleive me!!} I have to get away from the whole >univerce but I know I can;t and I never do escape. What usually happens = >is >I wake up in the middle of the night in a form of limbo, I can remember >everything I do however I am not in a state to controll myself, last time= >I >locked myself in the toilet for half an hour while my Parents tried to ge= >t >me out. I told them to "FUCK OFF" eventually I came out and tried to run= >out the house. After that I came out of it. I rememberd everything but = >I >was not responsable for my actions. = >I beleive that it is my fear of the universe and whatever controlls that >gives me these dreams. I beleive that I am deeply worried about a god and= >infinitie and my insignificance. = >John John, I believe your deepest fear is that of the e-mail spellchecker. I don't know what other listees think, but I reckon this mail has got to be close to a record. You wouldn't be studying English by any chance would you ? Obviously you are suffering from some form of schizophrenia. Signing your mails off John, when you are obviously called Graham is not a good sign. I would suggest you stop watching Stars in their Eyes with immediate effect. Tonight Matthew I am going to be. Very profound. I have switched the fridges off. Adrian. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Shameless self-promotion....
by Andrew James Bonar 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

Hi everyone out there, OK- Anyone from Glasgow or nearby who fancies a bit of culture, please come and see 'Macbeth' at the Glasgow Uni Cloisters (the bit in the ancient uni building with all the pillars and arches, next to the Hunterian Museum) on the 14th, 15th and 16th of May. I'm not sure about the ticket prices and start time at the mo, but I'll post them either later today or tomorrow. It'll be a great opportunity to see me making an arse of myself, and to generally get freaked by the supernatural-type vibes going down. Oh yeah, and unlike yer more commonplace Shakespeare-actor types, I will NOT be playing the part in a daft, plummy, English accent. Macbeth was SCOTTISH for gawd's sake.... Right, I'm off to summon up some evil spirits and make a depraved Faustian pact with them. And then have some lunch. See y'all around, Andy ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: i am not a cannibal
by mkl206＠is8.nyu.edu 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

i believe that it's important to point out that ari was smoking crack at the new york picnic. he pulled out the crack pipe pretty early on, and just wouldn't stop. we tried to ignore the fact that he would intermittently start gnawing on dina though. i think she took it as a compliment at the time, but now i'm forced to wonder.... anyway, due to the rain and the rather late change in directions on ari's anwsering machine (crack rearing it's ugly head again) only six people showed. there is photographic evidence of this event, taken in a subway terminal. sadly, no members of the band showed up to *our* picnic, which i think is just elitism on their parts. i mean, if they arent' willing to cross an ocean for us, why should they cross town for the glasgowegians? these delimas.... anyway, a small summary of our day: one metropolitan museum of art five sinisterines six attendees zero band members four umbrellas nine pictures with various people cut off two nyu film students three phone calls before 11am 200 angry protesters yelling about *something* at 10am outside of my window on a sunday morning alright, i think that about sums it up. apparently, the dc picnic will be a drunken orgy, so come on kids!!! xoxo megan mkl206(a)is8.nyu.edu visit the magnetic fields web page at: http://www.dissemination.com/megan/magneticfields/ ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: 95% B&S-free Content
by plaird 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

>Am I the only listee who thinks that Arab Strap are a bit on the poo side? Nope Rodddddney, you're not. I've gotten very wary of the recommendations from this list since I went out and purchased that Trembling Blue Stars LP - not impressed I'm afraid, and 13 quid to boot!! For that very amount I got the first 4 'Funky Jams' LPs in Fopp's sale and have been strutting my funky stuff to the Blaxploitation sounds of Brother Soul, Michael Kirkland and the Fatback Band amongst many. Roddddddddney also said about FBI/CIA/MI5 or whatever it's called: >Indeed, one of my spies reckons he spotted our beloved Laird there. >Checking out the competition, eh? ;) Nope - can't be in 2 places at once - did you spot the 'new improved playlist' then? ;) Any spinnings of the B&S variety???? Go on, surprise me!!! Bye Picnickers, The Laird of East Fountainbridge "An Egg is good for you" - THE EGG Marketing Board ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Ascolta, questo � pish, io sto andando lasciare -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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RE: Sinister: Bring the Rumpus
by Chris Leonard 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

I regret sending this already, and I haven't even written it yet. >People have to undress me if they want to see it. >There, an unusually erotic post from me. Sorry Cliff. Why don't you mix it up a little, chancellor miller? Undress in the style of the tune that you hear! Breakdance off your boxers to run dmc..... Samba yer socks off to latin love beats. Belle and sebastian should sell special pop pants that say horse for the boys and fox for the girls. A hole in the market! My brain is faulty. God I'm having a terrible day - i am so stressed i am considering falling of my chair in an attempt to break my leg so I can go home. I have so much to be getting on with heaven knows why I just invented a childrens television program: THE ISOTOTES Along way away, in a place no-one goes Live some little fellows, with little glowing toes At night time they do handstands And light the darkened sky We often see some flickering But never question why Folk from other planets They see our little friends And they have got equipment To communicate with them So there's flashing up above And there's flickers down below We're right in the middle And we didn't even know! You get the idea. Cute little cartoon chappies who walk about on their hands and have little adventures, lighting up things with their toes. When they are lost or confused they look to the sky and the aliens help them out. First I'm going to write a story and then I'm going to make myself an isotote pant. I love them crazy wee bastards. c xx ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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RE: Sinister: Bring the Rumpus
by PJMiller 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

But anyway, one of the other people saw me >and said "That's not the kind of behaviour you expect from someone in a >Belle and Sebastian T-Shirt." I'm not quite sure what he did expect, maybe >for all B&S fans to be really quiet and sober at all times or something. >It's like, only twee people can listen to twee music, and anyone who does >anything raucous must listen to raucous music. This is why I wanted to buy the Cappadonna album, in the hope that some of it would rub off, or at least that people would think I was dead hard and had showers with ladies, like on Wu-Tang Forever. Another of the main reasons I wanted to buy it was so that I could call everyone big wusses for buying puffy Massive Attack and making it number one in the hot one hundred. The only trouble is, I prefer Massive Attack to Cappadonna, but I'm sure I'll get over it, like all those people who get married in the hope that they'll learn to love their spouse. At least in books. And I don't wear my Belle and sebastian t-shirt in public. People have to undress me if they want to see it. There, an unusually erotic post from me. Sorry Cliff. Peter PS: Thanks very much to Oooon for the marvellous B&S article from sunny Thailand ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Slushetye, eto pish - ya seberaus uyehat -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: sir stuff a lot
by bradford 29 Apr '98

29 Apr '98

not a lot to reply to these days, is there? i don't have another picnic story. i haven't been out of town for a week. my pom poms broke so i haven't been doing my cheers. i spent a lovely day at work today with some old toothless fucker telling me that i had to recite him the number slowly cause he had no fingers and he dials the phone with his elbow and he lost most of his short term memory in "the war". then he asked if i'd ever tried writing with my feet. upon telling him "no" he said he tried it but it didn't work. it took twenty minutes to give him a seven digit number. that wasn't an exaggeration. i can't stop listening to all those old beatles albums. wonderful band. have you guys ever heard of them? i think they're an old band or something. never hear much about them these days......are they still around? so i hear david byrne is playing in atlanta sometime soon. that's something to look forward to. and, maybe i'm wrong, but i've always held the notion that the housemartins suck. and i've always firmly believed that if it wasn't for homer the simpsons would be crap. take bart away and you would still, for the most part, have a funny show. buenos dias -brad ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . Ascolta, questo � pish, io sto andando lasciare -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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