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Sinister: peas
by Sarah 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

ok you lot, just ignore what i said before about sending emails to : intense_intensity(a)yahoo.com 'cos the nice people at Demon fixed my internet and i am a happy bunny. anyway. WOW! some really cool B&S things have happened to me. 1. manchester on sat, i gota 3....6....9 seconds of light poster! YAY! its absloutely ace and me is a bit chuffed! 2. Today at college, i dropped in on chat.....and who was there..... CHRIS GEDDES!!!!! wow! my life is officially wierd. i'm glad cos it makes up for the SHIT day i had yesterday. my friedn left and i was still in a good mood, and then, er god knows what reason, i just crumpled and felt like hell for the rest of the night and couldn't sleep....annoying biscuits. but today, woke up, happy! even paid my mate a tenner i owed her (which is completely unfair as to the reasons behind it, need i only say i was fucked about?) and still smiled, went to meeja studies and STILL was happy?!??!? lunch, i met CHRIS GEDDES ON IRC!!! wooohooo! (and then my pooter crashed so sorry about that tim...) and then i did my spanish homework which was great, 'cos i invented that went to a disco in Spain and saw the pet shop boys and |TOM JONES! (by the way has anyone heard of la Buena Vida - this spanish band? as i fucking know them from somewhere and on NME chat a bit ago i was talking to someone else who knew of them, in fact said he WAS in the bad, but i dunno, and its buging me about them now....can't think how i know them but their name is written on my file of bands...will explain later.) ANYWAY! and fter that went to English, yay, good lesson, then had spanish, then typed up really fast email to a ceratin someone on this list :o) and then came home to find my HOME EMAIL is again working! ate toast and then typed this! and soon my dad will come home and i will cry. pooh. we are c;ashing even more at the moment (get a fucking job - piss off is my articlute response, real world? me arse...) anyway. live long and eat toast. I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Sarah starryone! my fave insult of the day has been..... "YOU....are the bag out of bagpuss!" ********************************* * FEATHER BOAS & NAPALM ZINE * * C'MON! PUNCH THE AIR! * * One Pound and A5 SAE * * 9 Westfield Drive, Warton * * Preston, Lancs * * PR4 1ED * ********************************* ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: another B&S/honeydream + boxing queen
by ooon 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

well, i really don't think many people would want to know about this. but i hope speaking out would help it go off my head a bit. it was very early this year and goes something like this... i was watching tv. in some chat show. Honey was a guest. (this Honey is in reality a famous model(nude sometimes i think)/singer/actress in thailand) the host asked her why she disappeared lately. (in reality she got married and have 5 kids or something) she said she was busy running a belle & sebastian mailing list. the host said 'ahhh what a fabulous band'. much exciting noise from studio audience. Honey reached into her handbag and brought out her vinyl copy of Tigermilk, revealing that actually the girl on the cover was her (laughing viciously) then jumped up and sang her tiger song. ('Tiger/Tigress' was her first hit single 7-8 years ago. she's no good singer but interesting to look at in those tiger outfit) at this point i was waken up, to my immense relieve that it was just a dream. i can't really tell in english how rather sordid it all was. it haunts me until this day. everytime i read Paul's message, Honey's face will pop up in my head saying those words. makes me feel funny in both sense of the word. i know how stupid this is and i sincerely hope Paul won't get offended! i swear i've been trying to replace her face with your baby photo but it's not fully successful yet. SIGH... ok, now that i'm posting something i might as well tell you another story. i remember Stuart M was a boxer? this sounds very much a B&S story to me anyway. a headline news over here recently was about a boy who loves boxing and quite good at it. 17 knockouts out of 20 matches, if i remember correctly. he happens to be gay. what makes the news is that he is a very girly gay person, ie. wearing full on makeup/perfume every fight, spending 2 hours in the shower, giving interview hugging his favourite fluffy toy, etc. never saw him fight myself but i was told that once in the ring he turns out to be quite beasty, very good with his feet and knees. i cannot imagine the abuse he must have been through doing what he does. at least he's got support from his mother. nice to see people doing things their own way and happen to achieve something out of it! i'll shut up now. muchlove, oon (no middle name, sorry Paul :) ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Dullest porn star name?
by LUCY C MUNRO 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

A bit of a late entry in the porn-star name stakes. The first pets I can remember owning were a pair of guinea pigs called Pewter (as in the metal) and Fred. My mum's maiden name was Evans, so one version of the porn star name would be Fred Evans. Which sounds more like a building contractor. Admittedly Pewter Evans is a bit better, but still not an all time great. Is this what I get for having Welsh ancestors? If you go on middle name and road where you grew up it's Catherine Gravely, which is also rather pants (to use the word du jour). I suppose I'm just not cut out to be a porn star... Not much B&S content, except to say that I made my Dad (50 this month) a mix tape with "Get Me Away from Here I'm Dying" on. I think he liked it, but then he did see Simon and Garfunkle (Garfunkel? can't spell today) at the Royal Albert Hall back in the 60s. Lucy ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: SINISTER: NO B&S AT ALL!!! IN FACT DON'T EVEN READ ME! YOU WON'T LIKE ME!
by Adam the Fool 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

> > > Shawn Wrote: > > > My name is Shawn and I am a huge Morrissey from Vancouver, > > > > Sorry. This just makes me laugh uncontrollably. > > > Please don't be sorry. When I wrote it I realized someone would > imagine a sumo wrestler with a quiff. I was thinking more of a king-kong sized moz wandering around the streets of vancouver crushing cars accidentally and looking very apologetic. David S Mccarthy wrote: > What I meant to say about ch 5 is that its might be dross but its > watchable dross. Apart from the unwatchable sunset beach which is > without being too classy or brilliant or anything. Take Xena, watch > it once and it seems dire, second time its not as bad as you first > thought then 3rd time it becomes good in a taking the piss way. Sure you want tv to be good, but this just goes to show that it doesn't have to be, it just needs to be on. Insideous eh? I say smash your tv and play on your playstation instead~ Love Idi Amin the fool ----------------------------------------------------------------------- The Earth spins faster on its axis due to deforestation. Just as a figure skater's rate of spin increases when the arms are brought in close to the body, the cutting of tall trees causes our planet to spin dangerously fast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Big Star
by Keith Watson 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

>I know I speak with all the zeal of a recent convert, but there is no >denying the power of these guys' music. Do any of you know what has >become of Alex Chilton? The sleevenotes tell how Chris Bell died in a car >crash but other than saying that Chilton was demoralised and out of >music by the 80s nothing more was said. Alex Chilton does gig occassionally nowadays, played about 8 months ago here, my mate went and apparently he kind of just played a load of jazz stuff and no Big Star stuff which pretty much pissed off everyone who went. Except Kevin the hipster. >I'd like to hear I am the Cosmos but if any of you have a copy it is >probably so valuable that you wouldn't play it, let alone lend it out. I don't think there's any great problems getting a hold of I am the Cosmos, I'm not too sure, maybe Mr.Mitchell, Mr Hopkins and Ms.Kerr can perhaps confirm a sighting of this when we were around the shops on Saturday... it rings a bell for me anyway. Cheers, Keith. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Inrockuptibles
by st�phane buron 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

Katrina wrote : " There are two rather interesting promos around though, one is a cover mounted cd for the French magazine Les Inrockuptibles " What??? Are you sure it has already been released? One of the compilations made by Les Inroctuptibles has "The Fox in the Snow" on it, but it's not different from the album's version. So do you mean there will be something else that WILL be released/offered by this magazine later??? ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Not B&S but BS
by Mark Hester 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

...by which I mean Big Star. Bought a CD with their two albums on at the weekend and it is absolutely amazing. The Teenage Fanclub connection is not as obvious as everyone makes out but at least I know where 'Thirteen' comes from. That song is incredible. I know I speak with all the zeal of a recent convert, but there is no denying the power of these guys' music. Do any of you know what has become of Alex Chilton? The sleevenotes tell how Chris Bell died in a car crash but other than saying that Chilton was demoralised and out of music by the 80s nothing more was said. I'd like to hear I am the Cosmos but if any of you have a copy it is probably so valuable that you wouldn't play it, let alone lend it out. -------------------------------------------------------- Mark Hester Engineering & Technology Elsevier Science Ltd The Boulevard Kidlington Oxon OX5 1GB UK Tel. +44 1865 843296 Fax +44 1865 853319 E-mail m.hester(a)elsevier.co.uk ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: Stuff and nonsense
by Claire Timmins 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

Porn star name.... Bambam Keen. No lies. It's atrocious. If a picnic in Scotland is being organized then I will be there. If it is in the latter half of May only. Who's organizing it? Also, does anyone know if Snow Patrol have had their stuff distributed in Ireland? Anyway the sun is out so I'm going to sit outside and pretend I'm somewhere else, with someone nice. *****sigh****** Claire. ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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Sinister: little green rosetta
by JOSEPH FOSTER 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

Helloooo. I never got over watching 'Grosse Point Blank' and I'll never forget how good 80's music could be ( check out the two soundtracks available for proof, if proof is needed ) but all these lists are really beginning to bug me. Whine whine whine. I rather like my pseudonyme of 'Mark Ambleside', dosen't it make me sound mysterious and exciting (NO. Sorry, it dosen't, Joe). But I think that my porn star name may be a bit better..... ....Harry Currie. or Flash Currie. Oh and finally Mogwai and Ariel M at the wedgewood rooms was the BESTEST gig ever in the whole wide world. But I must admit to never having seen B&S live (yet). And last, has anyone heard the new Urusei Yatsura LP? Is it any good?# OK, bye. Joe Pastie ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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RE: Sinister: Tarbuck Turmoil
by PJMiller 10 Mar '98

10 Mar '98

-----Original Message----- De: Adrian Evans <aevans(a)env-dept.devon-cc.gov.uk> Para: 'Sinster' <sinister-digest(a)majordomo.net> Fecha: lunes 9 de marzo de 1998 12:46 Asunto: Sinister: Motorway Maintenance Unit >BBC 2's perennial favourite "Call My Bluff", am I right? Come come now Mr Miller, I think you can do better than that. Indeed I can. After an entire weekend spent scratching my ever-expanding bald patch, it finally dawned on me that the line in question (we have a difference of opinion Jeffrey) did in fact come from a programme hosted by the aforementioned Jimmy Tarbuck. I can't for the life of me remember what it was....it wasn't "Whose Baby", that was Leslie Crowther and Phil Lynott.....it wasn't "Play Your Cards Right", that was Bruce Harris.....but it was something vaguely connected to the world of gambling, ten to one shots and so on. Regular viewers may be amused to hear that I managed to thump myself in the gob today when my shoelace broke as I was doing it up. I knocked myself right over and made my mouth bleed, but somehow managed to retain consciousness. Peter ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister(a)majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister(a)majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------

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