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Sinister: Songs for idiots (round 3)
by Kenneth P Y Chu 26 Sep '02

26 Sep '02

(Previously, on Belle and Sebastian on the Weakest link...) <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM! <Stuart> Isobel <Stevie> Stuart <Mick> Sarah <Sarah> Mick <Richard> Stevie <Chris> Sarah <Bob> Mick <Isobel> Richard <Orchestra> DUM! <Anne> We have a two way tie team... Stuart! <Stuart> Yes Anne. <Anne> Why Isobel? <Stuart> Well, It's because grrr I think I'm WAK-ING UP TO US!! <Anne> ahh... so not voting in the interest of the team then? <Anne> Isobel, why Richard??? <Isobel> Hehehehe he tried to bank when there was no money, and that's so silly!! hehe. <Anne> But he answered all his questions correctly! how many questions do you think you've got right Isobel? <Isobel> hehe.. None. <Anne> Correct!! Well at least you can count! <Isobel> I did Chemistry Biology and Maths Anne. <Anne> Did you have a calculator then when you were in school? <Isobel> Yes Anne. <Anne> Did you buy it from WH Bonaparte?? <Isobel> No Anne. <Anne> Maybe you should have studied History instead. <Anne> Well, when the votes are tied, the strongest link has to cast the deciding vote, so Bob, who do you want to get rid of? <Bob> I have to stick with my original vote really so it's gonna be Mick. <Anne> Well Mick, it seems that Bob doesn't like you very much, you ARE the weakest link GOODBYE! * Mick does the walk of shame, blowing a raspberry at the camera (..Inside interview room) <Mick> Ahh, if I were sittin' at home I would have answered that question right straight away, but I just couldn't think when Anne was staring right at me. Ack well I guess I won't be blowing my own trumpet in front of my friends for a while aye. (..Back to studio) <Anne> Round three, over two rounds you have managed to bank the PITIFUL £100 out of the possible £2000, and we're taking a further 10 seconds off the clock and we'll start with the strongest link from the last round, and that's Bob. Let's PLAY.. THEWEAKESTLINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... <Anne> Start the clock <Orchestra> DUM DUM! <Anne> Bob, Queen's University is situated in which city in Northern Ireland? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel. Scott Joplin was a famous composer of a particular kind of music known as Rag-what? <Isobel> Rags that make me pretty by design! <Anne> No the correct answer is Ragtime. Stuart, what are the answers to the clues to the treasure hunt? <Stuart> Not telling ya. <Anne> No, that isn't the correct answer. Stevie, in music production, what is the term used to describe the sound effect created by continuous echo? <Stevie> Reverb! <Anne> Cor-rect! Sarah, if there is a train B that always leaves a train station exactly 10 minutes after train A, then if the time now is 8:30am and train A is due to leave in 20 minutes, at what time will train B be leaving? <Sarah> It won't be leaving for a while. <Anne> No, the answer is 9am. Richard, which Squeeze single was released in March 1979 and was the first Squeeze single to have reached #2 on UK charts, held off the number 1 spot only by Art Garfunkel's Bright Eyes? <Richard> Cool for Cats! <Anne> Correct! Chris <Chris> Bank! <Anne> The actor Rowan Atkinson played the character of a strange man in a hit TV series and a movie of the same title, the character in question is called Mr what? <Chris> Beans! <Anne> The answer is Mr Bean, but I'll accept Beans. Bob.. <Orchestra> DUM... DUM... DUM DUM <Anne> The time is up, and in that round you have beaten your own SPECTACULAR record LOW by banking only £20 pounds. Who is witless in Seattle? Who is the lord of the dunce? Team, I URGE you to VOTE OFF the WEAKEST LINK. <Jon Briggs> In this round Chris was the strongest link, having banked the most money. For the third round in a row, Isobel was the weakest link, but will the voting follow the facts? <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM --- (..to be continued) Ken _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: jeepers creepers
by shanny jean 26 Sep '02

26 Sep '02

so, the other day i visited the doctor. she told me to return when i was no longer in my Woman's Season for a pelvic exam. she is sort of like the american-woman-doctor version of the crocodile hunter, except she is mellow and looks for "ovarian cysts" instead of "wild crocs." same difference. i am very very nervous about having tools shoved up my uteral cavity. actually, i am very very very nervous. i keep imagining that i get there, spread 'em, and the following occurs. DOC: (in a horrible austrailian accent) Holy crap! Would you take a look at that one! (she reaches in (up?), and pulls.) SHANNY: Ow. DOC: Well... ummm... SHANNY: . DOC: I think we're gonna have to remove it. SHANNY: ...is it really that bad? DOC: Well. Umm. Yes. (pulls out a chainsaw. that's okay, though, because it's Pink and says "Gentle" on it.) SHANNY: !!!! DOC: (Pulls chainsaw cord.) CHAINSAW: Vroooooom! SHANNY!: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CHAINSAW: <the sound of chainsaw breaking metal pipes> SHANNY!!!: @!!!!!!!!!!^!!!%#&)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!### DOC: There we go! (Turns off chainsaw...) CHAINSAW: awww... (gentle) DOC: (...reaches into my cavity. pulls out a Tricylcle.) SHANNY: >!< DOC: (nonchalantly) That'll do it! No wonder you felt strange! SHANNY: (a bit sore) (rides tricycle home, dinging the little bell all the way.) i am not a healthy girl. poo poo. love, shanny jean _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A question about B & S....
by Javier Garcia 26 Sep '02

26 Sep '02

Hi my dear Sinisters...., I have a question for you all! Has any member of the band joined the list? By the way, did you know that Isobel left the band? :-( A great loss, I think... Well, that's all by now. Take care and, please, listen to (at least) one B&S song every day. That will probably make this world a bit better. Regards, //Javier ------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________________________________ Charle con sus amigos online usando MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: A concise dictionary/assistant/HELP! to my ramblings...
by zoe charaktinou 26 Sep '02

26 Sep '02

hi...again...you know...I just read what I had written...I am so silly at times...I never re-read my mails and I just noticed that I wrote : "I know this is horrible but please it's worth it!" What was I thinking??? (ehem...) Anyway, what I meant to say was that I know I shouldn't really 'promote' things on the list but the THIS IS NORMAL people could do with our help because they are not a fancy goup of djs they just want to listen to some good music and they want to play some good music and it's very sad that so few people know about their gigs in a big city like Birmingham.... Also, this: "I had the best time in a bar in the UK ince I came here 3 years ago." meant that their gig was so good that it's the firts time after three years of living in the UK that I had such a great time in a bar/club/pub... these are all the points that were problematic from what i have noticed but anyway who am i to say what's ok since i wrote the previous email in the first place. I'll go now.. bye.. z ----------------------------------------------- " Passivity in life, in politics, is problematic: it means acquiescing to a status quo that damages people along class,gender, racial, sexual and other lines." R. Dyer _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: a hello to all :)
by zoe charaktinou 26 Sep '02

26 Sep '02

hello all!!! I think it's time for me to write again after aaaalll this time. Anyway, I finally read THAT Sinister questionnaire...thank you Miss Llew!!! OK...history repeating and once again I'm in another city and I had just discovered an EXCELLENT night for all you Brummies -and not!- out there.. Anyway for all of you who live in the UK. I know this is horrible but please it's worth it! Every Thursday at The Chameleon Bar in Ludgate Hill (I think), St. Paul's Square (for sure), THIS IS NORMAL, 9pm-1am. GO GO GO!!!!The people who organise this are excellent and unfortunately not many people know of it and it's such a shame because they might not be able to continue for long. I had the best time in a bar in the UK ince I came here 3 years ago..for further detals go to www.thisisnormal.co.uk and read their playlist-which OF COURSE- includes B&S and YES!!! they did play B&S when I went there because THEY ALWAYS DO SO!!!!! They are the first EVER people in the UK since I came who actually played B&S. And OH YES!!! I danced to it...so there! AAAAAAAAAAANYAWY!!! LEEDS HERE I COME... I have finished the first degree, yes I am a BAHONS now and I am moving on to do an MA this year in Leeds University. I live in a little old flat behind the Leeds Uni Business School-for those who know- and I pay £400 ^&*(*%$*(!@ for just 2 rooms-bedroom/kitchen...sniffles... so...i am all alone here-i probably shouldn't say that but...- and I was wandering if there are any Sinister people here in Leeds- which is Tropical in its own way... Not being poetic or anything, these were my news... Lots of love and sinister kisses... Z ----------------------------------------------- " Passivity in life, in politics, is problematic: it means acquiescing to a status quo that damages people along class,gender, racial, sexual and other lines." R. Dyer _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Songs for idiots (round 2)
by Kenneth P Y Chu 25 Sep '02

25 Sep '02

(Previously, on Belle and Sebastian on the Weakest link...) <Anne> Time's up... it's time to reveal who you think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM! --- <Stuart> Isobel <Stevie> Peacock <Mick> Peacock <Sarah> Peacock <Richard> Peacock <Chris> Peacock <Bob> Peacock <Isobel> Peacock <Peacock> Cunts <Anne> Stevie, have you ever been to church? <Stevie> No I spend too much time at the playground. <Anne> No time for going to a hair-stylist's then? <Stevie> I go to the same one as you Anne. <Anne> I doubt that.. <Anne> So stuart <Stuart> Yes Anne <Anne> Why Isobel? <Stuart> She won't send me, anymore! <Anne> Riiight... <Anne> Isobel, can you spell the word "Beyond" for me? <Isobel> B.. E.. *isobel catches breath <Isobel> Y.. <Anne> DOES THAT BEGIN WITH AN "H" ISOBEL? <Isobel> ..no Anne. <Anne> Why peacock? <Isobel> He got all of his answers wrong I believe. <Anne> And you got all of yours right did you? <Isobel> Well I can't vote for myself can I? <Anne> Well, statistically, Isobel you were the weakest link but Peacock, it seems that everyone wanted to get rid of you, and it's the votes that count so you ARE the weakest link GOODBYE. *Peacock does the walk of shame, with two fingers stuck up in the air (..Inside interview room) <Peacock> Buncha cheatin' cunts, when I get my hands on those fuckin' retards I'm gonna ##censored## them up the ##censored## with my ##censored##. (..Back to studio) <Anne> Round two, you have so far managed to bank £50 in your kitty, we're now going to take 10 seconds off the clock, I'll start with the strongest link from the last round, and that's Bob. Let's play... THEWEAKESTLINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... <Anne> start the clock. <Orchestra> DUM DUM! <Anne> Bob, the Naval Cruiser launched on St. Patrick's Day in March 1938 that served in the second World War, but is now a part of the Imperial War Museum on the River Thames is named HMS what? <Bob> Belfast! <Anne> Correct! Isobel, what is the family name of Napoleon? <Isobel> Smith! <Anne> No the correct answer's Bonaparte. Stuart, what are the answers to the clues to the treasure hunt? <Stuart> Not telling ya. <Anne> No, that isn't the correct answer. Stevie, in Mathematics what is the term used to describe the greatest natural number that can exactly divide two or more given numbers? <Stevie> Chickfactor? <Anne> No, the answer is Highest Common Factor, Mick, the slang term used to describe someone sticking out his tongue and blowing out a sound is known as blowing a what? <Mick> Trumpet! <Anne> er.. Raspberry! Sarah, on the Equator, the sun rises from exactly which direction? <Sarah> Behind my shoulder! <Anne> Eaaast! Richard.. <Richard> Bank! <Anne> What word in the dictionary can mean either "to compress" or "one's romantic partner" and uses both of the two highest valued letters in the game of Scrabble? <Richard> Squeeze! <Anne> Correct! Chris, in computing, portable, platform-independent component models written in the Java programming language are sometimes known as Java-what? <Chris> Beans! <Anne> Correct! Bob.. <Bob> Bank! <Anne> What is the ... <Orchestra> DUM... DUM... DUM DUM <Anne> That was the end of round two, after getting rid of who was allegedly the weakest link, you STILL ONLY managed to bank £50 pounds, who is one syllable short of a pretentious wank post-rock band title? who has got more bum than brain? It's time to VOTE OFF, the WEAKEST LINK! <Jon Briggs> Bob is once again the strongest link and Isobel is again the weakest link, but will she survive the voting for the second time? <Anne> Time's up, it's time to reveal who YOU think is the WEAKEST LINK! <Orchestra> DUM DUM DUM DUM... DUM DUM! --- (to be continued...) Ken _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: paRadise iS foR the bLesseD noT foR tHe sEx-oBsesSed...
by velocity farewell 25 Sep '02

25 Sep '02

Hello the sinister, How are you all? it's been a while... a long while... I wonder what's been happening to all my friends, the ones i've not been in touch lately... so many things have happened, so many things have changed... From London and with a ticket for Glasgow - where i was supposed to move in with Ruvi and Paul and later on, StayC - i ended up with a ticket for thessaloniki, greece, on the same day i was supposed to be on the plane to glasgow; instead of flying north we were flying south... We looked at each other, Ruvi and I, smiled and held hands.... it'd be alright, we'd be fine... we came back here, pennyless, dissapointed, but optimistic nevertheless... we had each other and my job at the university was still waiting for me due to some schemes of mine... What we hadn't taken in mind was the tricks life plays sometimes, all these turns... we're coping though... I came back to work here and Ruvi's going to teach english and go to the uni here... spooky-the-dog is very happy in our new house overlooking the river and she's going to have puppies since we found the right husband for her... I still ride on my scooter everyday to come to work, listening to music and observing people as i ride by them... Belle and Sebastian played in Athens... we didn't make it as we couldn't really afford it and i wasn't well enough to go all the way to athens... unfortunately, as from what i've heard it was a bloody amazing gig! I don't know... my most fave gig is still the one in RAH even tho some people might not agree... mmm I was thinking today as i was riding here that there are some great houses in Volos... an old house with ochre painted walls and dark green windows... beautiful... I was thinking of Idles' post... I liked it... it was honest and touching, especially if you're a girl since every girl i know has been through an ordeal like that at least once in her life... I was thinking of Sally Moore... HaPPy BiRthDay SaLLy!!! Belated, i know, but happy many returns nevertheless!! I was thinking of Elena and how we've drifted away through distance and some stupid misunderstandings... I love Elena... I was thinking of the PF and that i'm missing his posts... where are you the PineFox? I've been missing you... I was thinking of daddyMoore and his posts... I was thinking of StayC and that she's finally made it to Glasgae... I hope you're all settled my StayC and you'll visit us so we can RaP together again my hommie, ghetto bitch, man!! I was thinking of IF, my most fave film and how this magazine - how is it called, i forgot - this music magazine anyway, had an article about it and about the whole trilogy: If, Oh Lucky Man, and Hospital Brittania! Who'd have expected that! You know how you feel once one of your most favourite things, that you thought only you and some other few knew and loved, gets all this attention and publicity... you feel robbed... I saw that bloke at the street the other day and thought it was Robert B.! where are you Rob? I was thinking of Carey and that "when your life is kits you're a PUNKA"... my Carey's hits, though, don't miss... but she's still a PUNKA!!P-U-N-K-A- And I'm thinking that I owe Paulie an email so i'd better bugger off and go write to him... sorry my Paulie-Canelloni! Ok... I'd better go now... HoNeY!! I bloody MISS YOU!!! I'll call soon... take care the lot of you... and remember, Autumn is the best season of All... Vel xxx "the new creation will rise from the ruins of the old world", IsidoR Isou "WaR is the last possible cReative act", Mick Travis, "IF" __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Re: Sinister: More whine, vicar?
by Jeff Burke 24 Sep '02

24 Sep '02

Has anyone out there on sinister heard from Caitlin Pigtails since here last list message? it was very sad... and I want to know that her mind is in an okay place... ship. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: You bawl like the baby in Eraserhead
by jason.cochrane＠HydroOne.com 24 Sep '02

24 Sep '02

Hullo sinisters it's been a while.... a very long while... So how is everyone?... I'd like to say that I've been keeping tabs but really I have no idea. School has started again... and yet again I am couped up in a cubicle watching life pass me by through my window. They always told me "drop out and you'll never go back" and they were probably right. It's too hard to walk away from the bling bling if you know what I mean. Could I go back to buying records every other week from buying them every day? Could I sell my car and television set for a new life of futons and pita's.... i'd like to think so... but we all know that it won't happen. Things are good these days.. if not a bit confusing. An ex girl has pushed the next girl from my mind... but sadly she won't consider me further. Which is killing me... It's like she's purposely messing with my mind... which wouldn't be all that surprising considering all that I've done to her in the past... distant past but who knows how long these grudges last. She's constantly telling me that she would marry me... or that she loves me... etc etc. But if I try to initiate something towards getting together... I'm shut down... she doesn't call me for a week.. Oh well, like the man says.. "you're still a young man baby". Anyone feeling old Tower of Power these days? hehehe I DJ'd a very cool party last weekend in London(Ontario... keepin it real b), I was all over the map and nobody seemed to care, they danced to anything, I did ridiculous jumps in genre and mood, I was so drunk I put on anything that came into my mind. i love house parties... i played the Dead Kennedy's Too Drunk to fuck and followed it with Band on the Run... a couple ironic hipsters thought it was a well executed joke and told me so.... but they understood it all much better when I attempted to string a sentence together. I even played Legal Man(how's that for content) to the applause of one shy girl in the corner.... I made sure I got her number... I wonder if she gave me the right one.... considering the state I was in. So any listee's in Toronto these days? I've never actually met anyone from Sinister before... but I had a close call once. Anyway... I'm all over the place.. so if you go to a university somewhere in southern Ontario, you can be sure that at some point I will be there... unless it's queens... I dont' have any friends there and what's in Kingston anyway? So a drop me a line... we can go catch some dinner or something. Well I guess I better get back to work, have a nice day, Jason +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Girl pop never stop
by JENOWL22＠aol.com 24 Sep '02

24 Sep '02

Hewwo, Well my preparations for being at uni are almost complete. I am ready to rock and roll armed with my Dangermouse folder and my Hello Kitty student planner to go and learn stuff and hopefully avoid liver failure and STI's and all the other things that I've been told to watch out for by the 6million student survival guides I've been sent which are basically just one page of "yeeah you're a student go get ratarsed and steal a traffic cone" and ten pages of adverts for bank accounts. Not that I can get an overdraft anyway. I went into the bank a few weeks ago to ask for one and they laughed at me cause i was 16. But a radical change has happened since then. Oh yes. I have become 17. And what a bizarre birthday it was, involving death and mental breakdown all round. But I did acquire a massive (!) Resident Evil poster for my wall. The zombies are coming. I didn't believe it at first but they really really are. That's why I hope my room at uni isn't on the ground floor cause then it would be harder for them to get in through the window. I wonder if I'd be allowed to keep a chainsaw in my room, just in case. Prolly not. So also I wanted to ask: does anyone who lives in Dundee know of anything good to do/places to see hip and out there pop bands/vegan places to eat? Cause if you do I'd be super grateful. I was trying to explain the sex appeal of Serge Gainsbourg to my friend but it was hard because he is very very ugly, but very very very scrummy at the same time. Maybe it's cause he's got the whole sleazy french thing going on. We'll never know. Whenever people ask my name and I say Jen they always call me Jane. Maybe I should get a new name. Like Jenny-Lou for when I feel inbred. I got Storytelling thanks to Melissa so big fat hugs and a mix tape is in the process. It's swell you know, but Night Walk sounds like the bit in Final Fantasy 7 where you're outside Aeris' adoptive mum's house. I think. Anyway I really have to go now, because I have many interesting tasks to complete in my cartoon life. Hugs, Jen(ny-Lou) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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