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Sinister: Nashvillian Sinisters??
by Chris Howes 15 Sep '02

15 Sep '02

Hello all ... I was wondering how many peeps out there live in the Nashville or surrounding areas....perhaps a meet up of sorts? I know at least 3 to 4 people that might be interested. A picnic in the fall one Sunday would be grand. Let me know ... Muck AIM: shilohwaltz _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Twee wine
by Mike Richards 14 Sep '02

14 Sep '02

Hello fans, I haven't written for a couple of years because I was too lazy to move from my university email account which I can't send from (at home). I finally bothered to move and wait around for the nursury time to expire (as I was too lazy to say the password). I've managed to stop being as lazy now, sorry about that. This rather lazy summer, I learned how to make wine. This was a sensible thing all round, as a) I drink a quite legendary amount of it. b) I'm not going to fork out £2.50 a bottle damnit. c) My wine tastes nicer than £2.50 bottles. Anyway, I made some wine from those kits you can buy, and they're nice enough. But then I thought: Hey! You can make wine out of just about anything if you add yeast and sugar, and I'm paying £5 for a tin of grape concentrate like a sucker. To cut a long story short I found a recipe for Ribena wine, which involved 300ml Ribena, 3lb sugar, water, yeast, nutrient, Campden etc. It's finished now, and in my fridge in one of those Ribena Fridge jugs. Ironic. It's incredibly sweet, and incredibly strong. I can only really drink 2 glasses a night at the most. Although this is largely due to the sugar content. I recommend anyone with winemaking know how tries to make it, I'll furnish anyone who cares with the recipe. Finally, I hope to drop the whole lethargic thing in time to book my own wedding in June, to which you're invited* as it's a Sinister wedding. There you go. I'll be off then. Right. Nice seeing you. Love, Mike x *Unless you're some sort of crazy person. ----------------- "We've got a blind date with destiny. And it looks like she's ordered the lobster" - The Shoveller _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: the butterflies...
by anakin_sky＠gmx.net 14 Sep '02

14 Sep '02

hiya, anyone going to see tompaulin + butterflies of love at the star & garter in manchester next wednesday? i'm "ze newie" in town... love, anne. -- GMX - Die Kommunikationsplattform im Internet. http://www.gmx.net +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i saw the world crashing all around your face
by bus stoppers 14 Sep '02

14 Sep '02

dearest home, i have been quite homesick this past month or so that i haven't posted. or read any posts. it was in-between summer school and the fall, so no internet access. withdrawls preceeded the pot and booze. i'm okay now though...but i did miss you and think of you often. how is everyone? i don't really know what to write. nothing new really. just the same old shit. shit, shit, and more shit. that's life though, right? it's what you make of it and i'm going for: fertilizer and maybe a compost heap for everything else that comes along. maybe someday i'll have a healthy, fragile yet firm garden instead of that stench (sp?) that follows you around on the bottom of your shoe... i guess there is something though that i have been thinking about. i miss hugging people. and no. not those little 'hi' and 'goodbye' hugs. the kind that you get to lean into and keep for a still moment. sorry. that was cheese. and yet, full of such sodium and stuff, i really mean it all. i hope this all doesn't sound too whiny because if i were to say it out loud to someone, i don't think it would be whiny...but i am unsure as to how it would read...hmm... the 'one who fucked me up' called me the other night. i hadn't talked to him in a while. i don't know if anyone remembers, but right before new year's this past year, he told me that he never wanted to talk to me or see me EVER again. he made it all very clear, even though my eyes were pretty cloudy. we will call him D for now. D was VERY drunk. it just made D very honest. so maybe it was a good thing too along with just being a....thing. D apologized for hurting me. said he was sorry for the things that he ever said that ever made me cry. said that he still reads my on-line diary to see if i'm okay, because if i'm sad, it makes him sad. if i'm happy, it makes him happy. ect. we actually talked things out (which had, obviously, never happened before) and admitted things and apologized. some might label this as closure? it was just nice. then D made the next wrong step...he asked to see me. he needed to see me, to see how i was doing. he wanted to hold me in his arms and tell me everything is, and will be, okay. i should have known better. i most certainly do now. so everyone. let me hold you in my arms for a lovely moment full of almost quick heartbeats and almost clammy hands. "everything is going to be okay. everything is okay." but, of course. you don't need me to. ..........it's just nice once and while. love, sara xoxoxox ===== all the people'd stare as if we were both quite insane someday my name and his are going to be the same __________________________________________________ Do you Yahoo!? Yahoo! News - Today's headlines http://news.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: this line is empty for a reason. i just cant remember why.
by owlizthe5＠cs.com 13 Sep '02

13 Sep '02

dear list, i know what your thinking.."great another crappie jaunt about some listee's boring ass life." if that is what your thinking,.... then your right. if that isnt, then you had better start young man/woman. for about oh... two years i havent posted . i think that the last thing i posted was a poem i wrote under my sister's email account, gelflingag(a)juno.com, and not a single reply. hmm. i wonder why. could it be that it was so wonderfully great that every one was in awe of my magnificant talent? probably not. i figured id strech my legs out a bit and do some chitty chatin since ive been sitting in the dark nether regions of the list. god has forsaken me to this horrible corner of the world where television gladly fluants the word "Bush" around and no one realizes how rediculous it sounds. i am also working on a stand up routine with my two friends. we plan to make complete asses out of ourselves by dancing and singing to a CD of music that we have specially prepared for this act. i plan on leaving the country afterwards to save my family from complete embarrassment god bless america. god bless that shit hard. my friend just left for rehab...for the third time. maybe it will finally have some effect on him. you know, since he has a kid and all. i think it would be nice if he could stay off the sauce for more then two days. me and my friend paul(one of two that i will be making an ass of myself with) made a bet tonight. we shall not shave for one full year. this way we look manly instead of geeky. its a futile attempt to attract the opposite sex. that would be...female...no......wait....ladies..hot ones too. so if you ladies are interested in one fiiiiiine rugged man-beast, just give ol' joe an email *wink* and ill be sure to send a picture right quick. i will close with a line from a song i wrote: "My Pa ate poo. My pa ate poo. He ate that poo and he pooed in his poo." Thank you >From your lonely friend who will never leave unless you ask him, joe. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: a new London TIGERMILKING - Saturday 5th October
by Mark Casarotto 12 Sep '02

12 Sep '02

Whoot, Sinister! I have just booked Bar Oporto in Covent Garden for the next TIGERMILKING, which I hope you'll all be able to come to. If there are any sinisterines who live in or around London who are interested in coming, then the more the merrier - newbies particularly welcome, as it's basically like a private party but also features many of the STARS of the Sinister list! Like Archel! And Stevie Trousers! And Dimitra! (tbc) To recap - Tigermilking is effectively the Sinister in-house club night (slap my wrists if you think that's too presumptuous, Linda), which has been happening, on and off, for the last 3 or 4 years. We have them every 4-6 months, and basically play anything and everything the average B&S fan could possibly like. Unless you like the Stereophonics (shame on you!). So keep your diaries free for Saturday 5th October. We kick off around 8, and it goes on until 1am. Anyone up for (possibly the last) picnic (of the year) beforehand? You know you want to... Further details (directions, prices, music) to be posted anon. Feel free to email me for info, encouragement etc. :) Mark xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Sini-history
by Sam Walton 11 Sep '02

11 Sep '02

Hello Sinister. A piece of junk mail arrived in my inbox this morning, urging me to take a peek up some poor girl's skirt or something, and as I clicked delete, I noticed the date. It made me remember that this time last year, Sinister was going mental - I think there were about 70 posts in 24 hours. For those of you who've joined in the last year, and for those who want a memory freshner, have a sini-history lesson: http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/200109/date3.html http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/200109/date2.html We had a minute's silence in the V-Shop Crouch End this afternoon. We were playinng "Amnesiac" by Radiohead over the store PA, the music came off and everything stopped. That was a long minute. "Pyramid Song" broke the silence, beautifully. It gave me a sense of perspective, that minute - what with recent stuff that's happened in my life. But there's not much more I can say. This post is not all doom and despondancy though, for I have an amusing anecdote to relate to you all. Later on in the day, Fran Healy, from the popular rock'n'roll combo Travis, came into the shop to enquire about a certian PC game (we didn't have it). He asked me what was playing on the stereo. "Belle & Sebastian", I cheerily replied, thrusting the box to TWATTYBUS under his nose. "Jangly Scottish pop - you'd like it", I said with a smile, and he grinned past his beard and corduroy flat-cap and walked out. Well it made me smile, anyway. love Asm.x ================================ "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Mary Cohen _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: URGENT - ATHENS CHANGE OF VENUE
by Neil Robertson 11 Sep '02

11 Sep '02

Due to the severe rainstorms that have plagued Athens for the last couple of weeks, we've had to move Friday's show from the Melina Merkouri Amphitheatre to: KEIP GOUDI (horse training of Athens) 55 Mesinias str., Across Mesogion Avenue ATHENS - GREECE Tel: 0030-10-7473674 All tickets are fully transferable. Times are as originally stated. Bit of a pisser really. Outdoor show would have been nice. And now we've had to move the show it'll probably turn out lovely. Oh well, Neil +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Constipation can't make a poo of me
by kenneth.chu＠uclh.org 11 Sep '02

11 Sep '02

Hello sinistees, It's been a while since I had a chance to post, this may or may not be because of the fact that I've recently bought myself a colander, which had inspired me to do all kinds of cooking that involve filtering out water/oil from things - it's hard work, you know, colanding - not only the cooking, but also the cleaning of it afterwards. So many things can get stuck in those little perforations, it just drains away all your energy just like it does to my pasta. But then, I think I still like perforations, as a whole, haha. My colander is quite sad - look! it's got a blog! LOOK! A BLOG! http://kenscolander.blogspot.com ----------------------------------- So now summer is almost over in the UK, does that mean that's where it ends? Do you think we can still be friends? Are you still looking for love? Well, look no further than THE LAST BUS OUT OF TOWN Before I got my colander, I've been going on night buses a lot after many a drunken nights out, where I got absolutely TROLLEYED, because I'm such a lad, and all. And if you guys are looking for love, I have a great tip. Take the N20 or N134 nightbuses that go to Highgate! *************************************************************** Almost everytime I get onto that bus, there seem to be pulling activities going on, I saw no less than 4 sets of people going from complete strangers, to chatting affectionately with each other, to walking each other home and exchanging phone numbers!! Winner, and even if you don't pull, you can stop off at Archway, which as well as being the way to Archel's heart, also has a KFC who serve 3 Hot Wings for 99p. Double winner. Failing all that if you're a girl you'll end up near my house, triple winner! ----------------------------------- I've discovered last week that being stupid is perfectly OK - in fact it's so much fun! I was at a McDonald's and in the McDonald's in the UK they have this new thing on their breakfast menu which is called the Big Breakfast Bun! A BBB consists of bacon and sausage and egg and spicy sauce inside a bun, a surefire winner for only £1.99 (I'm all about fast food prices), or £2.99 for a meal which has a hash brown (which always reminds me of Hannah Brown for some reason - maybe becuase they're both tasty), and a drink of choice. Ok, I was at the McDonald's and was waiting for my food to arrive, which is when this lady walked in. <lady> *pointing at the Breakfast Bun poster* Can I have a BIG BUN please? *ken giggles <lady> .. and a coke <McD staff> would you like the meal for £2.99? <lady> what's the meal? <McD staff> it's that and the drink and a hash brown <lady> but the poster says £1.99 <McD staff> no that's for just the bun <lady> what? So I don't get the fillings??! *ken laughs so much he had to leave the scene I really wished at that moment I worked at a McDonald's. ----------------------------------- okay, time for more serious things BOWLING Anyone in London up for going bowling this sunday? E-mail me please. ..end of serious things People always went on about how great Ken Chu is, Rachel Fruitloop being the biggest cultprit (before she turned her attention to Rampant Sex Rage with Ben Apps!) I could never see the fuss myself. But now I can see why! http://www.kenchu.com I LOVE KEN CHU! Ken +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: haikus revealed // weeks twentynine to thirtyfive // two thousand and two
by ee fumblings 10 Sep '02

10 Sep '02

Subject: Sinister: Insensitivity a speciality. Ahem. Well, while so many of you have lost your smiles, I lost my voice. If you ever get out a map, you'll see it, its a place called Finmark. I resented the fact that really, there was no flush mechanism. But that was Silje. Going for the glamour puss knock-em dead approach. If I didn't know better, I would have thought that he was a con-man... The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The Buff Medways, and other less well known bands. It's great. Then I found him. I spent a lot of the morning talking to the cops. But damn it! I /have/ actually been doing things. All week, in fact. Especially when the point was too help... sometimes those darts hit the deepest. Mr Cooke still gives good horn. And Stuart sounds a lot like Donovan. A recording with the vocal mixed higher would be fantastic, please. I moved them into a shady corner to start their spidery lives. Catchy tune, great words. They should copyright that one while they have the chance. The funniest bit is that my mom took away the drugs from my shrink. It's my dream to have a miraculously fast metabolic rate. Sinisterians. My name is Nathan and I am from Australia. I heard her voice. She was in her regular clothes, not her uniform. Firstly, this is the four-month anniversary of me not posting. It's a cultural smorgasbord here at Sussex Uni don't you know. I have Sinister to thank for nearly all of the bands that I love. I'm going to make him a red velvet tombstone birthday cake! Oh yes. Nothing smutty should be read into that last phrase. The smut comes later. I am writing this on an electrically powered plastic box. Anne was going to cry at one point, after the splashing incident. Ah, listalgia has been upon me like ink on a polaroid. I played "Fuck This Shit" at my church, and no one was any the wiser. He is the bane of my existence and he makes me want to kill things. Alan Titchmarsh "You've given a lot of women a lot of pleasure". The crazy churches, with foaming-mouthed members who hate the unlike. Paris is OK, I suppose, I am getting used to it again. Linda's been her own sweet self keeping everything going publically. I hope it will be said: 'OUR PANTS WERE SCARLET, BUT OUR POSTS WERE READ'. IT LIKE BRIGHTON BUT CRAP? Yeah but at least both its piers are still working. // ee // +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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