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Sinister: if you want to live, come with me
by Dirty Vicar 30 Jul '02

30 Jul '02

David Moore mentioned Princess Honey in his recent post, which reminded me of something. When I was at Glastonbury hanging out with the Sinister posse, someone said to me that I looked just like Princess Honey - only younger. It's obvious what this means. At some stage in the future humanity will have been conquered by robots, and the handful of surviving humans will realise that only one thing can save them - sending one of their number back in time to start up a mailing list dedicated to the band Belle & Sebastian. And of course, I get the job. It looks like I will prove up the the job my fellow humans will give me. bless you all, DV +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: I also play kazoo if you'd like me to accompany myself
by Adrian Rudloff 30 Jul '02

30 Jul '02

Hi All, I don't post much and I've been so behind in reading the list ever since I went on vacation, so if you recently found yourself inexplicably writhing around in pain, that was me deleting you unread and I sincerely apologize. Now would be an opportune time to exact your revenge. I wanted to give my impressions of our little LA meetup and to thank everyone for such a lovely time. I saw Sara Bus Stoppers waiting and didn't know who she was, but I had a hunch she might be one of us. It was so funny when this old man walked right over to where she was sitting gave her a creepy smile and spread his left-over rice on the ground right beside her for the pigeons. Within seconds Sara was swarmed by the flying rats. Did she get up and move? Did she curse the old man out? No. She breaks into the most heartwarming rendition of "Feed the Birds" from Mary Poppins, I've ever heard in my life. BenApps and Rachel showed up a little later. Not only did they organize the shindig, but brought along all sorts of goodies for us to eat, drink and play with. Ben brought his cool homemade Star Wars chess set and tried to get me to play him. I figure homemade chess set=skills, and I could tell he had me pegged for a well-oiled rube, which I'm not, and I politely declined. I don't recall exactly why it was you guys kicked him out of your country, but he's more than welcome in the US, in fact he's just the man we were looking for to tip the scales in our favor. He and Rachel make the sweetest couple and even though she wasn't feeling very well, she still managed a good number of wise-cracks at Ben's expense and he loved it. Ernie arrived a little after everyone else, totally trying to capture that "new boy" mystique, which I think he did quite nicely. His knowledge of indy and twee music is very impressive, and I found myself nodding "yes" more than once to questions I didn't know the answer to, to avoid exposure as the fraud I am. I hijacked the gathering to go to that Galaxy socccer game, so I wouldn't have to go alone and everyone was so cool about it. I owe everyone for being such good sports and at the next gathering I'll keep my mouth shut and go along with whatever the group wants to do....so long as it involves Go-Karts:) We stopped off at my apartment (BTW, total class act that none of you guys have referred to it as a shithole) I showed off my cats and Rachel kept saying that one of them looked like Heather Graham. I don't see it at all (the pink nose maybe?) but I've gotten so much mileage out of that remark and still laugh everytime I think about it. Sara alluded to "broken toilets" in her post and I felt I should explain. She didn't actually break my toilet. On Friday the little plastic lever inside the tank had cracked and would no longer pull the plunger up enough to allow water in. To flush the toilet you had to reach inside the tank and lift the lever (which I showed her how to do). When she went to do this, the plastic lever snapped off, breaking my toilet and rendering it unusable....huh once it's all laid out like that it does kind of seem like....I don't want to get into the blame game. After trashing my place, we all headed out to the LA Galaxy soccer game. Ernie was very quiet about going to the game, so I didn't think he was all that into it but once we'd sat down he was all, Galaxy this, past statistics that. We started calling him Erncyclopedia after that (we didn't, but we should have if only to make my account more accurate). I had a great time. The game was a blast, but really making nice new friends was the best part of the day. I wish we all lived together in the same complex. Like Melrose Place, only less backstabby. Sara said: >p.s...i think i got flipped off while i was driving >home from the game....adrian, i think i saw that! Hee:) I was waving bye. Perhaps another driver? and please tell me that was a formula one car. Later, Glurp PS. A loooooong time ago I crushed someone named M.E. (Mary Beth) Curtin. I don't know if she's still on the list. I recall she posted a few months ago mentioning how little an impact she felt she'd made on the list and I meant to write her then to say "no no I love your posts", but never did. Believe me you're not missing anything by not having me as a pen pal just ask Jeanette Eastwood (thanks for the postcard sweetie:) I just thought I should come clean about the crush. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: There is surely nothing worse than washing sieves (so Ill do that bit if you like)
by Paul Field 30 Jul '02

30 Jul '02

Hello there kiddywinks! I often start my infrequent posts in a self-deprecatory manner, but tonight I am in the mood for a change. Im fucking great I am. Anyway, now that that blatant lie is out of the way (coz I am great at fucking, o' course) I shall move onwards though I cant promise about upwards. I thought I would join mr. Henderson in using half man half biscuit lines as subject headers simply because has anybody ever written funnier lyrics? I very much doubt it. If anybody can fill in the rest of the verse to my header (sung to the tune of shell be coming round the mountain fnar) then youll get a smile from me. Which is rather generous of me I dont smile for just anybody you know. Nor anybody I know come to that. Oh, Ill just tell you. Its with the possible exception of being Garth Crooks. Though why possible is included befuddles me. It must be purely to make it scan. THE POINT OF THIS EMAIL! Who wants to come and live with me in crouch end, north london, uk? OK! My place isnt that big. I see I shall have to be selective here. Well, let me say I live in a penthouse suite and I have bowls of cocaine on the coffee table and a constant stream of high class hookers coming in through windows, doors, down the chimney. And now let me tell the truth. I have a comfortable wee abode which I dont very much want to leave coz its nice and its in a nice area and coz I am sick of moving all of the time. Sadly, a fellow sinister flatmate (no, not a band member yes, I am aiming for the record number of 80s indiepop band references in one post here. I think I need to go to the dentists too) must depart for saucy reasons and I cant afford to pay his rent so I am looking for a flatmate. Ok serious bit, It is a very nice place with a real fire, roof terrace, nice garden...etc. its not cheap, but then a shed in london isnt cheap. Soif you might be interested the drop me an email and you can, if you wish, pop around to see it. Oh! And you get to live with me too! And I have just been biding my time really, 15 mins is now up so all there is left for me to say is if youre bored at work, like me, this passes the time quite nicely for an hour or so www.popbrain.co.uk Shit, my computer nearly crashed when I checked that link was correct..its an omen i should send this, or at least an omen that my computer is a pile of poo... Geia sas! Paul __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: who the fucking hell are the winners and what does that mean in relation to you winning a prize
by Thomas Henderson 30 Jul '02

30 Jul '02

hiya, so apologies to carsmile steve, kelly and terry underwear (the big cheat). the winners are as follows- Sarah and/or gavin (our #sinister winner(s)) Richard j. Gillanders kieran Devanay the prize will be announced shortly and i'll make arrangments for postage or whatever, by the way all winners must take part in a promtional photo session for readers of the coatbridge and airdrie advertiser. that was my attempt at a joke there. anyways, just remembering how good badly drawn boy is. oh, the answer to the question was, Vatican Broadside by Half Man Half Biscuit. maybe the prize will be biscuit related, maybe, it'll be sorted out soon. right-o i'm off to work, last night i was told i had an attitude problem, in work, maybe if there was any kind of intelectual stimulation........... anyway. look out for next weeks competition, i'm planning to do one every week until just before christmas and then do a prize draw of all the winners up til then, and have a slightly larger. slightly more expensive prize for the winner, don't get your hopes up though, i guarantee it will be totally bobbins nonsense. byeeeee thomas x. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Take me anywhere, I dont care, I dont care, I dont care
by ~ boywiththearabstrap 30 Jul '02

30 Jul '02

Anyone in Glasgow, Clydebank, Dumbarton or Helensburgh want to go out on wedneday night? _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Spending warm summer days outside- Not writing
by Kjetil Sandlund 30 Jul '02

30 Jul '02

Where do the summer go? I paid good money for the record and want to know Hello people After a summer of perfect wasting I've pulled my self together and read my e- mails, or at least some of them. This brings me to point one: Sorry to all who wrote (possibly brilliant) sinister post during the first couple of weeks of July, They have remained unread, and been deleted. I feel like the bastard who burnt down the library in "In the Name of the Rose." All that wisdom gone, and lost forever. The summer has been spent lazily, mostly by scaring tourists at my favourite coffee shop by day and scaring almost all at my favourite rock joint by night. I've also been a week at a very small house in the country, which came as a shock to people who know me. They didn't think I knew where the countryside was. The rest of the decaying summer was spent discussing the merits of Strangeways with a dog, who was the only one to listen. Strangeways has always been my ignored Smiths album, until I zapped by Dawsons Creek one day, while they played "girlfriend in a coma." I suddenly then realised the fabulous "soundtrack to my life" qualities of the album. The dog just called me stupid for needing Dawsons Creek to point this out to me. And so it went, and here I sit writing crap and burning Dylan bootlegs. Since all my instincts tells me this post could go further a-rye if continued... This is the beginning of the end: I look forward to nostalgia Please excuse the ramblings of a Bob-head in the night Kjetil PS: It seems a some people have said nice things about the utterly wonderful Hives lately, have you heard Cato Salsa Experience, you should. Same shit, different wrapping. The look of CSE has more of the denim extravaganzs, while the Hives is clearly the Hollies wannabe. I think the CSE record is released in the UK among others, if not bend the law and download. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Roast Duck & me
by oon 29 Jul '02

29 Jul '02

hello everyone, this message is really not of any interest of many of you. i'm just keeping a brief record of my holiday in the UK last two weeks. for the benefit of my own falling memory and for those who might be curious... Monday 15 - heathrow to brixton. met Mr Mike. bought phone. sightseeing brixton backstreets on the way to Mike&Pam's house on the oh-no-break bus. arrive at Mike&Pam's lovely house to find the word 'Welcome' writen in THAI LANGUAGE on the door!!!! momentary lapse of eyesight due to disbelief! what a heartful host you are! started frantically trying to locate Aree (my Thai friend who was also visiting london at that time too). found out, at 14:45 that i was due to meet her in Bayswater at 15:00. attempting to dash into town. arrive at 15:45. found Aree. tears of joy from finally having loads of roast duck and the tasties chilies in the world on the plates in front of me, as planned. hooray! met Pam&Mike at Leichester Square. well, in other more correct word, they found me. contemplating the possibility of buying ticket to the Abbasolutely Fantastic musical. attempting to go to Bar Rumba, as planned. failed. they not open until 22:00. at that point, i'd rather go to bed than bar. so went to have cake instead. then went home (Pam&Mike's home where i shall call my home too for the next two weeks) stoped at Safeway on the way. loved supermarket very very much! brought home a lot of stuff. foreign supermarket is really really exciting! Tuesday 16 - had appointment with Mr Moore of Chelmsford to go picnic in Cambridge and see Mercury Rev. however, due to ongoing breakfast, i was not able to get to Chelmsford in time to actually do any picnic. David&Pam fed and took me shopping in lovely shops in town and great discount shops instead. even bought me a cooly jacket with pocket in the back of the neck, thank you very very much. i also bought a short furry jacket, due to irresistable softness. Bangkok better be really cold this winter. otherwise, i might be forced to do a party in an ice factory. A HA that's not a bad idea either. Mr Moore, the most sophisticated driver in the world, then drove us to Cambridge. too bad we didn't have time to look much. only a short run into one majestic college/chapel. very very impressive! incidentally, the sandy/earthy tone of those old buildings nicely matched my outfit. love old building! Big Rock Mercury Rev was, to put it lightly, the bomb. in the sense that they're so bloody noisy. i stuffed a lot of tissue in my ears most of the time. they did play softer songs that i really liked a lot though. so all in all it's great, in a deaftening way. Mr Moore did enjoyed it a lot. so it's good musical night outing. On the way home, we stopped at another great place..24-hour supermarket. bought a chinese takeaway meal. i'd like to say it's for both of us but Mr Moore refused to touch it. so it became good snack accompanying various B&S tv programmes, done by Mr Moore. perfect end to the day. Wednesday 17 - went back to london. hardly any memory of what i did in town this day?? probably not much. met Aree at Four Seasons. had roast duck. check out M&S supermarket. then went home. for a real treat! The Pines live! Mr Joe, who went round to record songs with Mike, and Pam very very kindly played & sang me beautiful music. they shut me up from complaining of no gig during my trip once and for all. even now i still cannot get "I see stars" out of my head. and i want to keep it here for as long as i can too. definitely one of my favourite songs in the whole world. Thursday 18 - plan was to go to Madame JoJo for Paul Anderson. but Tube Strike! went into town anyway. met Aree. craved for Japanese food. went around peeping into various Japanese restaurants. found one with loads of Japanese people, so confidently had dinner there. liked it a lot. so good judgement! walked in circle around Oxford Circus, for some reason. did a bit of shopping. Aree felt a bit ill, and wanted to go home. another night out failure! i walked about Soho for a bit looking at people and surveying the restaurants and bars. then went home too. Friday 19 - met Aree. went shopping around Bond St. thank god i woke up relatively early today. all shops were open. a lady sang some operatic songs that i actually knew and liked a lot. so happily walking about her listening. i wanted a bag. Aree didn't want any but ended up getting 2. me 0. grrr today was Susannah's farewell party for her moving to Barcelona. so i went along, with Pam&Mike, Tim, Mark, David&Pam. happy to learn that Tim like to dance to popular pop music, especially Britney Spear. oddly enough, this place played some good songs, followed by a lot of shitty ones, then good again. nice cocktails though. in summary, good fun! Saturday 20 - plan was culture with Aree. with great sadness, i was late and lost Aree. then unable to contact her. i did go to Tate Modern and enjoyed it a lot. inbetween guilt-striking gloom. what kind of person can lose a friend in foreign country. sigh. after the museum, trying some more to find Aree to beg for forgiveness and failed. went along to birthday party of Pam's friend Sarah. felt too doom to talk much to anyone (my apologies again for the rudeness) despite all the lovely people there. Sunday 21 - going to town with Mike&Pam to meet up with Starry, Andy, Sez and my old friend Fumie. had lunch at Wagamama which was nice, despite Fumie mild protest of how unJapanese they are. walked around Covent Garden searching for bag. still 0. plan was to go to Lazy Dog in Notting Hill. but unable to stand the absurdity of queueing system, so went to eat some dessert&coffee instead. bought some cheap cd. bought a bag, at last! from charity shop of all place! went to Four Season for roast duck, but too long queue so takeaway instead. Monday 22 - went to visit a Thai friend who moved here long ago. she's got two babies, 2 years boy and 8 months girl. extremely cute. loved them so much i didn't want to leave. luckily her husband gave me a ride to the airport so had a bit more time with them. off to Edinburgh. Honey and Linda met me at the airport. i almost got goosebump due to unexpecting to see Honey out and about. very very happy to see them again. Linda fed me great chicken while Honey made me loads of cd, and i fed the cats some chicken too, to make friend. Tuesday 23 - Genevieve came! anyone who hasn't met her please do so before before she left the country. what a lovely lovely girl. she's such a cute and adorable little dolly. i wish you can be my niece's babysitter too. come visit any time. we went for a nice walk in Stockwell (i think). great breakfast. lovely cafe, with real fireplace in summer! and lovely shops. the antique/classic jewelry shop was particularly amazing. then Keith joined us too! very pleased to see him again after so long. also very pleased that i did actually understand a lot of Scottish accent this time. probably because Mr Chris wasn't there to add insult to injury. i think we all had some great entertaining drinks, it's rather blank what exactly did we were talking about but highly entertaining all the same. Wednesday 24 - big breakfast in the Prince's Garden. (if that's what it's called-the one down the castle) fed the birds. then feared the birds cos so many of them suddenly appeared with evil eyes. absorb the beauty of hills&gardens&archetechture. went shopping. got lost (in time) in Fopp and Avalanches. Honey bravely decided to come out to say goodbye and take me to airport. i can only hope you still feel up and cheery now Princess. Thursday 25 - plan was breakfast with a friend. but woke up too late so lunch instead. we went to one of the places i like most in the world, even if never been there before. but i kept pointing it whenever i found in those photobooks how much i wanted to live in space like that. once even asked my home stylist friend to quote me the cost, strictly for life-goal setting purpose. only to be shot with 'more than you can ever afford'. Honey&Linda, whenever you can come down to London, do visit this hotel. similar to the Sukhothai in aesthetic, i think. very peaceful, but more minimal and chic. it'll do your heart good. i won't try to describe this place so for those who like peace and beautiful place go have a look yourself... http://www.the-hempel.co.uk/ another plan today was meeting Sister&Mrs Disco in Reading at noon. but again due to ongoing breakfast-->lunch, we met later in the afternoon. i really don't know what to say about Mr Miller. except very very happy to meet him at last. just like the emails, i think. a bit less mad hehe sweeter definitely. and very funny. Mrs Disco was lovely. you two are so happy together. too bad they had to catch the train to catch bus to the faraway land of Ramsbury, so didn't have much time to chitchat as much as i'd love to. best of luck to you with the moving and job and everything! then back to London to roast duck with Aree. then to ancient pub in Fleet St. to say goodbye. all the lovely people there, thank you for coming and letting me see you, especially for the first time. lovely to meet you and i look forward to see you again. the photo i took over there have finished, some are very good. i think i can have someone put them all on a cd. unlikely to be soon though. but i'll send it out to those of you who might like to have a look. over half of last film is all my little niece Pair, so i expect compliment, ok? well, i never write to the list for so long. guess i can write a little bit longer, can't i? Mr Carsmile Steve and Mr David request more Thai news. how can i not bring you some. you know Thai kickboxing, yes? we also have another kind of boxing that's as much fun, if not more. it's similar to usual boxing except the two boxers will be blindfolded and tied with little bells on their ankles. as they can't see their opponent, they can only listen to the bells before making the punch. this kind of boxing is very casual, without formal upper ground ring. the audience will gather and hang on to the ropes making lots of cheering noise. which distracts the bell sounds a lot. so it's not unusual that the boxers, lost in direction, turn the wrong way and happily hitting away the audiences instead. better than football or what. feel free to play this in your next picnic. should be a good laugh. i'm still on UK time and couldn't sleep at night. have to try or tomorrow i'll be falling asleep at work. good night, oon xx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: put some soccs on your foots and say wooo!
by bus stoppers 29 Jul '02

29 Jul '02

sinister! rachel did a pretty good summer up of saturday, so i'll just give my recall of the game. it was ben's idea. so you can blame him...it's ALMOST play by play, but still contains the excitement. and the whole thing about how it's soccer here and football there. i decided on the drive home that i am just going to call it: balls with foots in soccs or footsoccs or soccs on foots... i have never really watched sports on tv, let alone in person. i had also never been to the rose bowl either. i don't really like sports because someone has to lose. and it makes me sorta sad. but in soccer, i learned, there can be a tie! how exciting is that! then ernie ended up riding with me. i'm sorry dearie if i scared you with my driving and with my road rage. i tend to curse a lot when i drive... so here's the game in sara's nutshell: los angeles galaxy-the white shirt team vs. the other team-the yellow shirt team (i can't remember who they were...) the final score was 2-1 (originally i was hoping for a tie, but fuck it. i wanted to see the confetti!) ok. so the other team kept getting free kicks. there were a few boo-boos and falls. also a few head butts. that was kinda scary because it looks like it hurts. um. what else? they had instant replays of the scores on the screen. because i was talking with rachel and i didn't realize stuff until i heard the cheering. all in all. it was a fun sara's first balls with foots in soccs game! thanks adrian! and yeah. the mullets were everywhere. here's a little ditty to close out the post. though i know it still doesn't go to the music because of the syllables. and i also know i horribly butchered a b&s song...it's content. and here goes... players: RACHEL fruitloop BenAPPSY galactic ADRIAN ERNIE cloves SARA bus stopper family tree: i've been feeling like i have a cold i've been looking round the pier for somebody just like me but the only ones i see are the dummies in bikini tops they spend their money on boobs it saddens me to think that the only one's i see are mannequins looking stupid, being used and being thin and i don't know why i hang around them the way they act, i'd rather be fat than be confused the way they act, i'd rather be fat than be confused than be alone in a cage with a bottle of sangria (sp?) and a family like the mafia i've been feeling like blue hair and i don't know what to do so i call ernie and watch the pigeons and they threw me out of the house 'cause i swore at all my family because they don't accept me and then they all showed up! we do picnic-ing, pictures, and soccer we get poetry and music and some laughs it wasn't an awful lot to ask so won't you please get up off your knees, and let me go to the galaxy game so won't you please get up off your knees, so i can fold the pinic blanket cause we're here in a cage with a bottle of XTZ and families like the mafia if my family tree goes back to einstein (sp?) then i will change my name to ryan if my family tree goes back to amelia then i will change my name to bedelia if my family tree goes back to einstein then i will change my name to ryan if you're looking for me to work at borders in america then you will look but never see if you're looking at me to start having babies then you can wish because we're going to wait some years you can wish because we're here to fool around you can wish because we're here to fool around love and broken toilets, sara p.s...i think i got flipped off while i was driving home from the game....adrian, i think i saw that! p.p.s...did you know that one can drive the length of the 110 freeway (from pasadena to san pedro) from end to end...in about 30 minutes? ===== all the people'd stare as if we were both quite insane someday my name and his are going to be the same __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Yahoo! Health - Feel better, live better http://health.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Stop!
by stout robin 29 Jul '02

29 Jul '02

Hammer Time!!! REPORTING BACK It's good to hear the California picnic went well. It's nice to hear Rachel isn't too embarassed to show her Bapps in public. I'm sure it wasn't half as glamorous as the Birmingham picnic last weekend, though... On Sunday afternoon I rode into the Wild West Midlands on the back of my faithful horse, Skoda, with my friend, Poncho. Using Poncho's Apache tracking skills and my mobile phone we met up with Sheriff Ian, Deputy Jim and his sinister posse in a sunny field where some Indians were playing a game Poncho calls "Kri-Ket". Ian laid out a blanket, which he appeared to have stolen from the dog, and we tucked in to our wine and crisps and cherries. Those dang cherries; there were so many. Everyone had had the totally cool no one else will think of this idea of bringing them along. So we sat, chewing the fat and the cherries, while Jim played some funk on his strange automatic banjo, and I tried to spit cherry stones into the grass without losing my cool or my 10 gallon hat. We talked about all sorts of stuff, Ian's eyes welled up with the memory of a girl called Kylie, Dimitra was ambushed by an unsuspected cream attack and Poncho talked about going for a local Indian dish he calls a "Bol-Tee", but in the end we just got a bit drunk and went home. Hi ho Skoda! Well something like that happened, anyway. I was a bit knackered from lack of sleep, but it was fun anyway. For the next one, we'll probably be able to arrange to meet by the cherry orchard, we got through so many. NANCY DREW As I walked to the postbox this morning I heard some strange screams sounding from somewhere over the chimneypots. I don't know what it was. I thought it might have been a baby or an enthusiastic girlfriend or someone who'd found a slug in the washing up bowl, but it might have been a MURDER. If I was Nancy Drew I'd have gone and investigated, and had some crazy adventure, but I figured my toast would have popped up by now so I just went home to eat it. I've been wondering about it all morning. I hope it *wasn't* a murder. TOAST On the subject of toast, the toast fans among you might remember I mentioned a while back an amazing invention I saw on telly once called the Toaster Bag. Well a friend of mine found some for sale at the weekend and bought them for me. I'm quite excited. They've cleverly called them "Toastabags - The amazing way to cook", and the idea is that you can put just about anything you like - beans, scrambled eggs, your brother's hampster - into one, put it in the toaster and when it pops up you have an instant meal IN A BAG! Suggestions on the packet include CHIPS and CHOPS! Wow! Imagine the amazing adventures in cooking I could have! Adventures in food poisoning, more like! I'm going to try beans tonight. I'll tell you how it goes, if I'm still alive... BISH Robs email a while ago about the wedding he went to was quite touching: <<Bollocks to them - they're just idiots. The two people who twirled in each other's arms while various kids chased each other around during the First Dance were the only two people in the world - joyously in love for their families and friends to see. Nothing could possibly be wrong about that.>> Absolutely. Love isn't about men and women, it's about Something Else, and the way you button your shirt really doesn't matter. Hopefully, now we have a new Archbishop of Canterbury, who seems a pretty decent chap, the laws against two people who love each other getting married if they're the same sex will finally be changed. It all sems a bit silly to me. LAVERNE Mmm! I love Lauren Laverne! Hours of Lauren Laverne on the telly have been steadily increasing lately and I noticed in the paper yesterday that she's getting her own music show on Channel 5! Hooray! I've always had a bit of a soft spot for channel 5, the bastard runt baby of ITV that it is, and not just because they show The Ups And Downs Of A Handyman three times a year. I like it because they don't have anything to lose, so they actually TRY new ideas, and I find them endearing when those ideas spectacularly fail. I like the way the programme announcers are really ironical when they have to announce Confessions of a Windowcleaner again, too. So I hope Laurne's show is good. Well how can it possibly not be, with her in it?? Blimey! I should do some work... I haven't even mentioned a certain band, have I? I'm going to try to record the session from the internet tonight, so I'll save that for tomorrow. bye Robin xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? 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Sinister: who the fucking hell are slipknot in relation to me getting out of bed?
by Thomas Henderson 29 Jul '02

29 Jul '02

hello, i couldn't go to pop league or the picnic at the weekend, eek! but i made up for my pop league absence by wearing my "la liga nacional del pop" badge. so on friday i was asked by my boss to take charge of the musical proceedings in the pub. after the big brother/ me comnplaining that big brother was shitty and i should be playing music shenanigans, i played some fine music. then i got drunker. don't get drunk and be in charge of a microphone and a nice cd mixer. i only did sing along to four songs. then i sang the songs i was requested that i didn't have. so this weekends karaoke lineup went as follows - the boy with the arab strap (surprisingly requested by assumed ned who owns all the albums (all signed) and an original tigermilk and knew a lot about isobel and gentle waves and stuff) anyway and i sung it really quite well i think, because i was applauded, eek! then number two was - This charming man but i was too drunk to get my proper mozza freak on. then i sang little bits of my generation. then...... wait for it....... i sang along to.... born slippy (don't ask) so then i went upstairs to the club what i work in and got a little more drunk, then.... i met the most beautiful girl i'm ever likely to again. she was like proper attractive, i know as ive talked to her sober as well. she was really nice and very cool and didn't have any obvious deformities or anything. and her lips were so luvly, and everything. and when we got outside we kissed a bit, and i was so very happy. anyways the rest of the weekend wasn't so exciting, maybe that i had my first decent tasting bottle of miller. right so the first 3 people who can tell me the name of the song that my subject line comes from and the band wins a small inexpensive prize, maybe a cd maybe not. anyway i'll reveal the winners if any (not that you wont know the answer, more like you've probably not read this) in a post later on. buh-bye thomas x. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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