gordon bennett i haven't posted for ages.
actually i've been ignoring all sinister related stuff for ages.
i've had a lot of work don't y'know.
its looks like i missed another one of those civil war things you lot
erupt into every so often.
probably just as well.
anyways... i'm getting excited about the new b&s album now... i've given
in to the ever present temptation of the songs being on audiogalaxy and
given myself a bit of a preview of some of them... i don't want to play
football is grate... i've also been told (by claudia and others; thanks
people) that the live songs i was giving around and trying to put a name
to some time last year were fuck this shit and big john shaft.
so there you go.
and thats the b&s content for today kids...
the people on the cinerama message board are talking about horses with
cinerama album names... should be all bunch together and buy a horse
called the state i'm in? maybe?
ok maybe not. ahem.
i was walking home today, as i do whenever i've been out, because bus
drivers don't seem to like me and i've never taken the opportunities to
learn to drive (also, its bluddy expensive)... and i was just walking
down a nice little alley thing with a canopy of really tall trees over
the top of it, and wild grasses on either side, which i like because
just for a moment its like i live in the countryside, but then i come
out the other side and i'm on the A6 london road with loads of choking
traffic. sigh. anyway, it started raining and i heard the sound of rain
on the top of those really tall trees and i thought about how, if i went
deaf, thats one of the sounds i'd really miss, and how i probably
wouldn't miss b&s at all, provided i still could look at the nice
sleeves and remember what 'shes losing it' sounded like... nothing would
remind me of those little things though, like the rain, because you
never think about them otherwise....
sorry, i'm rambling.
i know there are a few sarah obsessives around the place, and whilst i
couldn't claim to be a bit sarah records fan, i really want a copy of
the sarah 100 album... doesn't anyone know where i can find one? anyone?
i'm not sure why i do this... don't post for ages, and then re-establish
my sinister-ness by posting a load of crap that everyone ignores anyway.
its probably something psychological.
dum de dum.
JP
p.s.
'iechyd da...' besides being a drinking song (?!) is a gorky's lyric.
they're brilliant them gorky folk.
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Hey,
If anyone is holding on to extra tickets for Toronto,
please let me know, because there's a small list in my
mind of people who'd like them. I'd be willing to
trade for a Detroit tickets aswell. There might be
two tickets for Detroit that we could swap.
Cheers,
Andrew
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+-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+
+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+
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Caitlin Pigtails recently wrote about conspiracy
theories:
>>>If two things
look like coincidence, it's because they're related.
If two things
look similar, they must be the same. You go from
there. Coincidences
are the times when you didn't spot half what's going
on>>>
Hmmm. Could it be a coincidence that she brings up
conspiracy theories just as I have come up with the
biggest frighteningest conspiracy theory ever?
There has been a spate of discussion on the list
lately about the twin cults of ‘personality’
surrounding Ken Chu and Laura Llew. And although these
phenomena are sinister (pun obviously intended, but I
mean it in the real meaning of the word), I have
detected a whiff of something far more diabolical than
a mere skinny self-deprecating girl-fancying bloke
riding on trains and hoping to pull while distributing
self-aggrandizing badges, or a literary Dot Parker
type gathering a fawning Sinister coterie of Algonquin
Round Table stand-ins; no, this goes far deeper than
mere self-absorption and brainwashing on an individual
level. I have come up with a theory that explains why
these two have captured so much common imagination,
and I will advance this hypothesis in all CAPS just in
case some people READING this are not really paying
ATTENTION/are still in bed: CHU AND LLEW ARE THE SAME
PERSON!
I could here trot out an immense trove of evidence in
support of this theory by culling the archives and
taking things out of context, but I think that on some
subconscious level you all know I am right. I mean,
first and foremost, THE NAMES RHYME. Is this a
coincidence? This is a rhetorical question.
Rather than living in North Carolina, USA, or the
south of England, this one, single, monomaniacal being
probably has his/her/its headquarters in a
hollowed-out volcano guarded by Guns ‘N’ Roses
roadies, and a propaganda staff of mind-numbed sneaky
scurrilous southern get slaves slaving away beneath
productivity-enhancing mottoes stenciled on the walls,
like “You know a girl who’s tax free on her back and
making plenty cash” or “You will be working in the
morning and I wonÂ’t be there to see you go off your
head”. This single-minded attempt to hijack our
affection and primal need to worship some ‘deity’
should be abhorred on all levels, and in fact some
international judicial body should step in to break up
this cult monopoly, not unlike the Microsoft case
currently under consideration. But resistance to the
tentacles of the Chu-Llew axis must first come at the
grassroots level. Burn your Ken Chu badges on the fire
of history today! Tear your Laura Llew poems from your
tear-stained diaries!
Save yourselves--
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If anyone can help me out with a ticket for NYC Sunday or Monday, please let
me know! Will pay handsomely (within reason).
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"Nothing is so difficult as not deceiving oneself." --Ludwig Wittgenstein
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but I did want to express my love for what I think is
one of the greatest albums of all time.... I've been
listening to it so much lately.
PET SOUNDS by the Beach Boys.
Its one of those albums that you discover over and
over again on so many different levels. Its
brilliant, really!
There's all sorts of rumors about it. Supposedly Brian
Wilson was dissatisfied with the music they were doing
and wanted to do something else. He heard Sargent
Pepper's and locked himself in his house. He didn't
leave and he stopped talking to all his friends for a
great period of time. People thought he had
permanently withdrew and just when they were going to
have an intervention he emerged with all the songs
from Pet Sounds. I'm not even sure how much of that
is true. I guess I'll have to wait for the 'Behind
the Music' episode.
I don't know if any of you like the beach Boys or not,
but if you ever buy something, buy this one.
Okay, that's all I wanted to say. Please don't start
another string of top ten's because I'm afraid people
will hunt me down for starting it.
xo to all,
Marisa
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it's only 9 o'clock and so far this morning i have found an eyelash (not
mine) in my danish pastry and have started to feel irrationally annoyed
with isobel campbell. (these two things are not connected.) i can't
really read posts which report back from gigs, i've found. i don't know
why. maybe it's because a b&s show makes such a strong impression on me
when i've directly experienced it, and i don't want to experience it
second-hand. so, i guess i am dooming myself to skim-reading a large
proportion of the coming posts and probably missing out on some really
good jokes and stuff...
i did read a post from matthew 'nouveau rock god' henderson about b&s
tattoos - it would be just toooooo cringe-worthy to get any kind of
tweepop themed tat, but if you did then the bus drawing, or the little
boy with one finger up, are the best candidates i think.
david went to see joe pernice and i wondered for the nth time if i will
ever get to see him over here. sigh. it's only fair - we are exporting
b&s after all.
oh, and as for the truth about gay sex, it remains, i fear, beknown only
to... actual gay people. as the participants in that programme were
surely computer generated by a state-of-the-art stereotype machine.
yesterday was a very interesting day. i wasn't really expecting a
response to my note, as i couldn't imagine ian having the nous to work
out who it was from. and i certainly wasn't expecting the response i
got. at about midnight on tuesday night there was a heavy knocking at
my door, and thinking that anyone who wouldn't use a perfectly good
doorbell was obviously a couple of red bulls short of the full chu, i
cautiously peeked out of my window. imagine my surprise when i
recognised the gleaming bald head and leather tutu of george, an old
friend from my days as coat check girl at 'torture garden' in brighton!
i ran downstairs and let him (and the 3 young boys he had coiled around
him) in. i made them all a cup of tea (george has given up the habit of
taking his with goat blood, which was lucky as i was fresh out) and
asked him what he was up to.
'well, i wouldn't expect you to know much about it, but it's all the
internet for me these days. i'm raking it in.'
'oh yes?' i said. 'is it some site like friends reunited?'
'er.. not as such. more like strangers... bonding.'
'oh, like the sinister list?'
once george had stopped laughing he told me what his line of business
actually was. the boys gave me a quick demo of the merchandise they've
just started selling online, and i ended up agreeing to buy a liquorice
flavour whip and a pot of Crisco.
finally i remembered to ask what they were actually doing round at my
house.
'well', said george, 'it was the strangest thing. this guy phoned up
for our thrills-on-wheels, in your own home service, as you do. but he
was clearly drunk, raving about southern belles and covering them in
desserts... or something. i was a bit surprised when he gave *your*
address, but figured that after all, you'd had some pretty dodgy
boyfriends in the past and maybe this was just another one trying to
give you a nice present. oh, and he said he wanted eggs to be involved
somewhere.'
i couldn't believe it! what was ian's game? was he trying to get on my
good side by offering me 24 hours of free sex games with some really
very attractive, oiled young men? it seemed uncharacteristic. but then
again, how could i expect sensible measures from a man who kept a nun
tied up in his laundry room and had 1600 imaginary friends whom he
regularly involved in his absinthe-fuelled fantasies?
i decided to go with the flow, draw the curtains and surrender myself to
the expert attentions of george and his acolytes. by wednesday
afternoon i had learned several interesting uses for a dustbuster, but
still had no idea what to do about ian. maybe i should just bide my
time. after all, there is surely nothing his feeble mind could throw at
me that i couldn't handle...
luv archel xxx
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+-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+
+-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+
+-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+
+-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+
+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+
+-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
it's only 9 o'clock and so far this morning i have found an eyelash (not
mine) in my danish pastry and have started to feel irrationally annoyed
with isobel campbell. (these two things are not connected.) i can't
really read posts which report back from gigs, i've found. i don't know
why. maybe it's because a b&s show makes such a strong impression on me
when i've directly experienced it, and i don't want to experience it
second-hand. so, i guess i am dooming myself to skim-reading a large
proportion of the coming posts and probably missing out on some really
good jokes and stuff...
i did read a post from matthew 'nouveau rock god' henderson about b&s
tattoos - it would be just toooooo cringe-worthy to get any kind of
tweepop themed tat, but if you did then the bus drawing, or the little
boy with one finger up, are the best candidates i think.
david went to see joe pernice and i wondered for the nth time if i will
ever get to see him over here. sigh. it's only fair - we are exporting
b&s after all.
oh, and as for the truth about gay sex, it remains, i fear, beknown only
to... actual gay people. as the participants in that programme were
surely computer generated by a state-of-the-art stereotype machine.
yesterday was a very interesting day. i wasn't really expecting a
response to my note, as i couldn't imagine ian having the nous to work
out who it was from. and i certainly wasn't expecting the response i
got. at about midnight on tuesday night there was a heavy knocking at
my door, and thinking that anyone who wouldn't use a perfectly good
doorbell was obviously a couple of red bulls short of the full chu, i
cautiously peeked out of my window. imagine my surprise when i
recognised the gleaming bald head and leather tutu of george, an old
friend from my days as coat check girl at 'torture garden' in brighton!
i ran downstairs and let him (and the 3 young boys he had coiled around
him) in. i made them all a cup of tea (george has given up the habit of
taking his with goat blood, which was lucky as i was fresh out) and
asked him what he was up to.
'well, i wouldn't expect you to know much about it, but it's all the
internet for me these days. i'm raking it in.'
'oh yes?' i said. 'is it some site like friends reunited?'
'er.. not as such. more like strangers... bonding.'
'oh, like the sinister list?'
once george had stopped laughing he told me what his line of business
actually was. the boys gave me a quick demo of the merchandise they've
just started selling online, and i ended up agreeing to buy a liquorice
flavour whip and a pot of Crisco.
finally i remembered to ask what they were actually doing round at my
house.
'well', said george, 'it was the strangest thing. this guy phoned up
for our thrills-on-wheels, in your own home service, as you do. but he
was clearly drunk, raving about southern belles and covering them in
desserts... or something. i was a bit surprised when he gave *your*
address, but figured that after all, you'd had some pretty dodgy
boyfriends in the past and maybe this was just another one trying to
give you a nice present. oh, and he said he wanted eggs to be involved
somewhere.'
i couldn't believe it! what was ian's game? was he trying to get on my
good side by offering me 24 hours of free sex games with some really
very attractive, oiled young men? it seemed uncharacteristic. but then
again, how could i expect sensible measures from a man who kept a nun
tied up in his laundry room and had 1600 imaginary friends whom he
regularly involved in his absinthe-fuelled fantasies?
i decided to go with the flow, draw the curtains and surrender myself to
the expert attentions of george and his acolytes. by wednesday
afternoon i had learned several interesting uses for a dustbuster, but
still had no idea what to do about ian. maybe i should just bide my
time. after all, there is surely nothing his feeble mind could throw at
me that i couldn't handle...
luv archel xxx
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+-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+
+-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+
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+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+
+-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+
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Hi everyone.
I cant help but notice an overwhelming amount of people who have ordered extra tickets and now have them spare, therefore causing the tickets to sell out quickly leaving others who want tickets shafted.
You'll probably say it's because you have friends who would want to go but let you down. well if that's the case let them purchase them themselves.
Last year before I joined any mailing lists I tried to order tickets to a b&s show and was refused cause they had sold out. I wonder how many of you had tickets lying in wallets going un used...
Bye bye.
Lorna
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+-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+
+-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+
+-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+
+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+
+-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+
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Hello again,
I know I'm posting WAY too often, but there's just something I have to get
off my chest. I know nobody really likes to be burdened with this sort of
thing, and I know I'm probably an idiot for admitting something so personal
to the (now) 1600 of you, but it's just got to be said:
Andrew W.K.'s "I Get Wet" is one of the most refreshing album's I've heard
in a while. It's fantastic. It all sounds the same, it's a 36 minute song.
It's fun, it never tries to be anything that it's not, it's completely
unpretentious, and it's got cheesy synth. Oh yes baby, when it's time to
party, surely, we will party hard.
I must give props to my dear dear friend Dimitra (whom I haven't spoken to
in AGES) because she sent me a lovely mix cd and an I HEART KEN CHU badge,
not to mention a melted chocolate bar from Greece. Now I can proudly
display my love for Ken Chu all around town, and nobody will know what the
hell it means. Plus, girls will think it's strange and they'll talk to me
even less than they do. Of course, any girl worth knowing should love Ken
Chu too, don't you think?
I was talking with some relatively skanky girls earlier this evening (HI!)
about TATs (better known as tatoos). I was wondering if any of you have a
belle and sebastian related TAT. Is such a thing possible? What would you
get tatooed that represents belle and sebastian. This why they need a logo.
I've already expressed my desire for a large Blue Oyster Cult logo on my
back. And it will say R.U.Ready 2 Rock. The coolest TAT I have ever seen
is a pixelated 8-bit megaman. Now that was great.
Anyway, I thought I'd let you know that
This is your time to pay
this is your judgement day.
-Matthew W.K.
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+-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+
+-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+
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I have to sell my Philadelphia ticket, as I have recently found out.
Unfortunately, I found out today, so I must mail it overnight by tomorrow
afternoon. Please email me back, it's face value, of course, and in the
orchestra. I have to find it to verify he seat, but I think it's pretty
good.
By the way, thanks to evryone for the compassionate responses. I am
absolutely amased at how wonderfully evryone has been, and I am glad to be
reminded of the quality of life. I will write more about that later, as I
feel I owe people a little more than that, it's just been really wonderful
and appreciated. Thank you.
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+-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+
+-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+
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