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Sinister: Nonchalant and Winsome
by Madeleine McNeil 19 Mar '02

19 Mar '02

Madames, Monsieurs and tout les autres, So, I finally got my first pair of flares and I do indeed feel TWEE AS FUCK. My flappy trousers legs flop into puddles and need to be dried on the radiator at the end of the day, and I am very close to doing myself a mischief on the stairs. I keep getting my toes caught in the tremendous amount of hem. The missus says I look like a student now, but what she doesn't realise is that students don't look like students anymore, students now look like twentysomething discerning consumers, and twentysomething consumers look like it's still 1992 and why waste your money on new threads when you can get a pint of snakebite and black* at the union for a quid? Oh, born into the wrong era, me. I feel odd and bubbly, having just faffed about in the archives and read a HILARIOUS post from Lucy Alder from a few years back. I'm sitting in the Serious Study room at univeristy and everyone else is being Serious and Studious and I am laughing about what the four marys would have got up to if Bunty had not been called Bunty, but rather somthing else. I'm afraid I cannot say the C word. Lord knows why, as I'm so fuckin foul mouthed about everything else, but there's something about words for *snigger* female genitalia that brings out the prude in me. I blush and stutter and all the rest. Read Lucy's old post as she's better at reclaiming the C word than I'll ever be: http://www.missprint.org/sinister/mhonarc/199911/msg00278.html I hope another reason for my odd chirpiness is the GINSENG that I have just taken. Manchurian, no less. Better than Mancunian, I suppose. I'm fed up of needing several cups of coffee before I can get out of the house. I want ENERGY and BOUNCE and DRIVE and all that stuff. I want to frolic and tumble and play games and fall over my flappy flares. It's time for a brand new me. Is anyone going to this after show malarkey thing in Manchester? I've got tix, but I can't decide. I told a friend of mine that I might go and she got all excited and said "Oh! You can meet the band!" and I told her that I didn't want to really, as I'd feel daft and stuff, but she would not believe me! What's that about, eh? She kept saying "are you telling me that if you had these chance to meet your fave band you wouldn't?" and I kept saying yes, then she kept saying "we'll see" in that annoying way, implying she knows me better than I know myself. THEN she told me that I'll end up being a university lecturer and I said I didn't want to and she said "we'll see". Hmmm. I shall have to see about kicking her arse, I think. Hooray for our Amykins moving to a commune. Good on you, spice girl. Back to nature and all that. I'd live in a commune if it was rilly massive and shaped like a stately home and was in fact a stately home and all my other communal buddies were as cynical and uptight as me and just stayed in their rooms alphabetising books and occasionally emerging to wander to the shops to buy cheese and leopard print head scarves and cigarettes and wine. A vision of heaven indeed. Right, I'm off for my daily dose of stalking. There's a handsome boy whose lecture is due to finish right about NOW and if he should find me nonchalantly smoking a cigarette and staring winsomely into space, he might just say hello. Hooray for teenage crushes. Amour Madeleine *For those of you lucky enough not to know, Snakebite and black is a half cider/half lager mixture with blackcurrant cordial. Yeah, I know. Rank, isn't it? _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: don't sit under the appletree wiff anyone else but me
by amy.longcore＠ch.novartis.com 19 Mar '02

19 Mar '02

um, sorry, i gave the wrong email at the bottom of this post. continue to use the first one i mentioned! applekins(a)hotmail.com *whew* sorry, kids To: sinister(a)missprint.org cc: Subject: Sinister: don't sit under the appletree wiff anyone else but me THIS IS MY FINAL POST TO SINISTER under this email adress. *giggle*, i couldn't help myself. anyhoo. as some of you know or realize, this is my work email adress, and i don't intend to be employed here all that much longer (2 months, maybe). my main home account, dotsandloop@yahoo, was tampered with and i'm unable to access it, so that's out as well. so, you kind readers that added those to your adress books, rid yourselves of those and add, applekins(a)hotmail.com applekins is cooing and barfing in the nursery yet, waiting for the chance to giggle your names. OH-that reminds me- some of you may recall filling out a little questionaire i put out some months ago that i was going to post on a site for you all to read. well, those were all being held at dotsandloops. so, they are gone forever. i'm sorry i wasted your time. perhaps it was one of you wanting to get at your answers and change them that hacked my email to bits, eh? i'm currently trying to decide wether i should try to get fired, or just wait and quit properly. the getting fired thing has been tempting, just because the possibilities for FUN with it are endless. i'll take any ideas any of you may have. here are my favorites so far: *play "she's losing it" over the network radio and refuse to stop until i'm offered 200 copies of DOWNSIZE THIS and a lifetime supply of clown wigs. *wear a "strap on" with water nozzle and spray passers by with my wet willie. *walk into other offices and randomly yell things like, "gee, yr hair DOES NOT smell terrific!", "that respectful work place training was the shit, wasn't it, bitches?", "if you don't fire me i'm going to staple gun everyone in the room!" *have sex with ken chu on top of every desk. (wow, what a thought!!!) yeah, so, i'm finally going to make that move to lansing i spoke of in my first ever sini post. some friends have bought a nice big home for all of us, and we're going to help pay on the mortgage. oh, bless. our very own commune, of sorts. it's the best idea 'cuz we are all so stable and WANT to be together. i couldn't be happier, except... i'll only be bringing one kitty with me. jack kitty had to be put down last week due to illness and massive seizures. such a sad day. i've been like a grumpy, whining little girl ever since. the vet sent a sympathy card today. if they really wanted to catch someone sniffling and sobbing over their mailbox, well, they should have warned me first. atleast that came along with a zine from dirty vicar. that helped to lighten the blow. all's i have to do is sell my home, and i'm out of here. i'd like to spend the summer working at a book or record shop. i want a student, non-school-type summer. that sounds like bliss. i've already bought new skirts to wear with my sandles, a move that makes me swoon in delight at the thought of not having to follow office dress standards and so on. i can be amy again. and there's not much better than that, right? *wink* CONTENT? i'm a bit dismayed at all the folks asking about the detroit/chicago shows. this means that THEY HAVEN'T BEEN READING MY POSTS. how dare they? and here i am, all excited and stuff. can't say i blame them, since i don't often mention SEX and DRAMA and SUCH. *wink again* i'll try to be more exciting and flirty in the future, right. *stomps* i'll never be popular! the band is on conan o'brian april 26th! no effing way! i have to say thanks to pie for giftage, and to archel for wordage and to kirsten for fun and to mark c for flirting and to vicar for zineage and to everyone who put up with my sadass on #sinister on the bad kitty day...and, finally, to mandee, for never shutting up. hugs to madeleine for being a loved one, and smiles to rest of you lot. love, amyrachelapplejacksKINSlongcore p.s. i now have a pitiful little board/blog type thing you can post with me on. if you are interested in seeing it or posting on it or being linked on it, or whatever, just email amykins(a)hotmail.com and i'll send you the URL tata! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: don't sit under the appletree wiff anyone else but me
by amy.longcore＠ch.novartis.com 19 Mar '02

19 Mar '02

THIS IS MY FINAL POST TO SINISTER under this email adress. *giggle*, i couldn't help myself. anyhoo. as some of you know or realize, this is my work email adress, and i don't intend to be employed here all that much longer (2 months, maybe). my main home account, dotsandloop@yahoo, was tampered with and i'm unable to access it, so that's out as well. so, you kind readers that added those to your adress books, rid yourselves of those and add, applekins(a)hotmail.com applekins is cooing and barfing in the nursery yet, waiting for the chance to giggle your names. OH-that reminds me- some of you may recall filling out a little questionaire i put out some months ago that i was going to post on a site for you all to read. well, those were all being held at dotsandloops. so, they are gone forever. i'm sorry i wasted your time. perhaps it was one of you wanting to get at your answers and change them that hacked my email to bits, eh? i'm currently trying to decide wether i should try to get fired, or just wait and quit properly. the getting fired thing has been tempting, just because the possibilities for FUN with it are endless. i'll take any ideas any of you may have. here are my favorites so far: *play "she's losing it" over the network radio and refuse to stop until i'm offered 200 copies of DOWNSIZE THIS and a lifetime supply of clown wigs. *wear a "strap on" with water nozzle and spray passers by with my wet willie. *walk into other offices and randomly yell things like, "gee, yr hair DOES NOT smell terrific!", "that respectful work place training was the shit, wasn't it, bitches?", "if you don't fire me i'm going to staple gun everyone in the room!" *have sex with ken chu on top of every desk. (wow, what a thought!!!) yeah, so, i'm finally going to make that move to lansing i spoke of in my first ever sini post. some friends have bought a nice big home for all of us, and we're going to help pay on the mortgage. oh, bless. our very own commune, of sorts. it's the best idea 'cuz we are all so stable and WANT to be together. i couldn't be happier, except... i'll only be bringing one kitty with me. jack kitty had to be put down last week due to illness and massive seizures. such a sad day. i've been like a grumpy, whining little girl ever since. the vet sent a sympathy card today. if they really wanted to catch someone sniffling and sobbing over their mailbox, well, they should have warned me first. atleast that came along with a zine from dirty vicar. that helped to lighten the blow. all's i have to do is sell my home, and i'm out of here. i'd like to spend the summer working at a book or record shop. i want a student, non-school-type summer. that sounds like bliss. i've already bought new skirts to wear with my sandles, a move that makes me swoon in delight at the thought of not having to follow office dress standards and so on. i can be amy again. and there's not much better than that, right? *wink* CONTENT? i'm a bit dismayed at all the folks asking about the detroit/chicago shows. this means that THEY HAVEN'T BEEN READING MY POSTS. how dare they? and here i am, all excited and stuff. can't say i blame them, since i don't often mention SEX and DRAMA and SUCH. *wink again* i'll try to be more exciting and flirty in the future, right. *stomps* i'll never be popular! the band is on conan o'brian april 26th! no effing way! i have to say thanks to pie for giftage, and to archel for wordage and to kirsten for fun and to mark c for flirting and to vicar for zineage and to everyone who put up with my sadass on #sinister on the bad kitty day...and, finally, to mandee, for never shutting up. hugs to madeleine for being a loved one, and smiles to rest of you lot. love, amyrachelapplejacksKINSlongcore p.s. i now have a pitiful little board/blog type thing you can post with me on. if you are interested in seeing it or posting on it or being linked on it, or whatever, just email amykins(a)hotmail.com and i'll send you the URL tata! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: a general plea
by heather homemaker 19 Mar '02

19 Mar '02

Children, I have been gone from Sinister for many months, but now I have returned. Not that this is of excitement to anyone but myself. Regardless, once I was in Portland, OR (and before that in York, England when I first joined), but now I am in Amherst, MA. I have found it to be a less than pleasant experience to meet persons in the area, as I am no longer a college-sort-of-person and this is a college-sort-of-town. Rather, I am an "afternoon girl" where I receive persons and packages and phone calls and emails for a magazine(it is simply amazing where you can go with a BA these days). I've come to the conclusion that there must be better things to do in the area than sit at home and watch "King of Queens" on a Monday night. So, are any of you kids out here in the Pioneer Valley? Who would consider the possibility of a new friend? Or at least suggest something to do with myself? I thought so. heather AIM: modforpretend _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: nebraska meet up
by lindsey baker 18 Mar '02

18 Mar '02

hello sinister. so, ok, the first ever nebraska sinister meet up is set and happening and at least two people will be there. don't you want to be part of this fun? (yes, yes, lindsey, we do!!!) i thought so. (but, when is it and where? however will we get there?) well, it's april 6th, loves. in lincoln. we'll do something when you get here. baker, baker is coming by bus, which i find very brave and dedicated to the cause, but i know the *scenic* routes past cornfields and miles of cattle is titillating. honest. so come. love, lindseylou _________________________________________________________________ Join the worlds largest e-mail service with MSN Hotmail. http://www.hotmail.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: denmark my middle
by Johan Nilsson 18 Mar '02

18 Mar '02

(danish) missconnections. last night -you wore a black blouse, white pearls and i think you were demin; dark hair and glasses. i was a little boy in a brown shirt and demin, stomping my hands and and clapping my feet like and indian. you stood next to me before stuart got on stage and before the crowd got me lost. i thought you were the bee's knee's. (american) missconnections. ok i actually thought of putting in a missconnections in san francisco weekly. once i early 2000 i went to this warehouse party in oakland or something that my friend david dragged me to. you didn't like the bands that played there and i can't say i did either. your name was marcella i think. well i'm not sure, i was just a drunken swedish boy. frankly you were the only girl that ever approached me in the states and i cudos you for it, great admirer, i wish i was as brave. it's raining again. "c'mon champ, let's box" - stuart challanges stevie to a match but i don't think anyone noticed, but i thought and it was hilarious, ever noticed that stuart dances like he's rocky balboa ready to knock the lights out of mr t? it looks funny i think. i'm lost. johan ps: (japanese) missconnection; michiyo my friend are you still on this list? i have miss placed your email address :( psII: (american again) missconnections; sam, yah you sam! write me, i won't take you to your prom if you don't write me...! _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp. +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: i've got pictures of you in your underwear...
by Kelly Smith 18 Mar '02

18 Mar '02

...no, I haven't really. I just couldn't think of a subject line. Liz Daplyn said: Brixton. Belle and Sebastian IN THA GHETTO, innit. Yes indeed! I am looking forward to hangin' in da 'hood in a couple of weeks. Aye. Speaking of which, (a very weak link, I admit) I have ended up with a spare standing ticket for the Brixton show, so if anyone's interested, please email me. Hopefully someone will, or i'll be forced to pluck up the courage to sell it to a scary tout. Madeleine McNeil said: What does one occupy one's mind with while swimming up and down and up and down the pool? << Then Ken Chu said: I do wonder sometimes too tho what other people think about when they're doing something idle, like sitting on a train. This reminds me of a habit of mine. I like to sit on the tube and carefully survey the row of people sitting opposite me and then invent appropriate names for each of them. Then the train stops at a station, and one of the people i've been watching gets off. Then (the best bit), someone new sits down and I can start all over again. It makes commuting so much more tolerable. Fun, even. The only is problem is that I do tend to stare at people for a little longer than is polite. I'll say goodbye to you all for now. Hopefully I won't get told off for trying to cover up the fact that i'm trying to flog a ticket with a half-arsed post. with love, Kelly _________________________________________________________________ MSN Photos is the easiest way to share and print your photos: http://photos.msn.com/support/worldwide.aspx +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: The Twee Garage Revolution
by Sam Walton 18 Mar '02

18 Mar '02

Hello sinister. Ive decided that instead of being a Lazy Poster, which I was previously, Im now going to be an Active Lurker, not that it matters much. Im glad I cleared it up though. Now onto far more pressing matters. I was watching Top Of The Pops on Friday. Its not a regular thing for me I just happened to be flicking around the channels. Mo Fire Crew performed some UK Garage tosh, but it was really quite enchanting, because although theyre all probably hard as fuck, drive Audi TTs and rap about Bolly (I think thats what they were talking about but theyll never get anywhere if they dont *annunciate*), they were wearing Sylvester & Tweetie-Pie sweaters and hats, and spent the entire song clutching their nuts. This amused me greatly. Indeed, as another member of this parish remarked to me yesterday, viva the Twee Garage revolution stand by for a So Solid remix of Shoot The Sexual Athlete. If they dont do it, I will. You think Im joking Indeed, quite apart from Sinister people remarking to me about Twee Garage, yesterday was spent in quite a Sinister mode (hows that for a segue?). The afternoon was passed at my first Sinister Fitba match, and splendid fun it was too. Deft skills were demonstrated by six listees (or ex-listees Im not sure), and I turned up too. It was a hard fought game, and I can say very proudly that the other team won because during the next-goal-wins-because-all-of-a-sudden-its-pissing-it-down-and-I-could-really-murder-a-pint stage of the game I managed to score an own goal in quite spectacular fashion OFF MY ARSE. Anyway, enough content. Irritatingly, Ive discovered that the new Travis song is rather good. Peculiarly, it has all the ingredients of any normal Travis song non-sensical/repetitive lyrics, really naff rhyming and more Byrds-pastiche than you can shake a Aphex Twin record at, but despite all this its quite wonderful. Im slipping, I tell you, Im slipping next Ill be saying that the new Oasis song is good. Irritatingly, the new Oasis song isnt too repellent either. Mind you then again, Ive always held a torch that Oasis will one day come good again, and this might just be the time Enough, I tell you, enough. Love Asm.x ================================ "He's strictly a pain in the ass, but he certainly has a good vocabulary" - Holden Caulfield "He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy" - Mary Cohen _________________________________________________________________ Chat with friends online, try MSN Messenger: http://messenger.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: Get tea and cakes from here, I'm buying
by Kenneth P Y Chu 18 Mar '02

18 Mar '02

Hello Sinister, I ate a bacon sandwich at work today, and in stark realisation I'd discovered that bacon sandwiches and Belle & Sebastian share the same initials, and they're both great. Not all things B+S are great tho. A few weeks back, whilst I was at work I noticed that my boss came in wearing a shirt that had B.S. written on it... "Wow! My Boss is a fellow BSPD!" I thought, then moments later I worked out that it actaully stood for "Ben Sherman". Speaking of items of clothings.. Our Willy Porter talked about his fashionable Polka Dotted Willy Supporter, and then said.. >>1. Inasmuch as 'you' consists exclusively of you, and 'I' consists utterly >>of me (or is it I?), then 'us' (we?) is really just a kind of aggregate of >>you and I. Chemically speaking, a mixture and not a compound.<< I think it is classed as a compound, when there is bondage involved. My chemistry teacher made me laugh one time when he tried to explain to us the idea of "bond cleavage" in a lesson on NMR spectroscopy (I think), maybe I was being childish when I thought about Porno films, but then, the name of the teacher in question was "Mr. Long". I mean for heaven's sake. Archel Foreplay said: >>one prominent message on my desk read: 'THE WHO Live at the Hammersmith >>Odeon'.. i couldn't work out why anyone would state that a rock band lived >>at the hammersmith odeon.. it wasn't until about a year later that i >>noticed ... that 'live' was an adjective, NOT a verb.<< maybe it wasn't about The Who at all, but it was about the Trinity Hammersmith Evangelists, who live at the Hammersmith Odeon. They live there in order to try and shephard the lost souls away from the evils, of witchcraft movies such as "The Sixth Sense" and "Harry Potter", and thus lead them back onto the path to the good house that is the T.H.E. church. On the doors of most London Underground trains, there's a label that says "Please keep away from The Doors" and once I wondered for a while what their problems with Jim Morrison were, and then I wondered if I was being a bit silly. eeeee fumblings posted - sini digest haiku style - i wasn't in it. I think it's because, my writings are not really.. very haiku-like. Haikus and Red Bulls Ken P.S.: When will Archel Playforth bring forth a nice surprise to us all - discuss. P.S.2.: When will the Rachels, RobBobs, Wills (still there?), Chriss (still there?) bring Ken mixtapes - discuss. X-box: When will Ken send out his Christmas Exchange presents and other tapes - discuss. Gamecube: SOON! I promise. _________________________________________________________________ Send and receive Hotmail on your mobile device: http://mobile.msn.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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Sinister: sinister haikus revealed // week ten // two thousand and two
by ee fumblings 18 Mar '02

18 Mar '02

Ive been reading a collection of Japanese senryu poetry. This is how I came to own a Belle Sebastian tea towel. I think. Knowing how to say padova ya padovnayen certainly can't hurt. I said, you are all talk and then action. And then talk again. It's true. God. This internet cafe is playing the most terrible music. I just...can't. On the plane yesterday, I watched the Royal Tenenbaums. Royal Tenenbaums. It lacks something on a inch screen in pan and scan. How twee is that? I'll still buy you a pint when you move to London 'tho. New York, NY told me I'd meet a man with the name David very soon. So far, no good. Where is my David? Will keep you posted (can you wait?). I will ever feel adult. And then I think I won't ever want to. We knew each other well. We could read each other like an open book. He knew when I was too tired or worried to talk reasonably. It was my news site for all the good indie news and album reviews. President's War on Terror in Iraq and God knows where else. Yemen. Miss Madeleine was asking how to occupy your mind whilst swimming. Discussions are lost amid the fray before they really get started. I think. Also it is about how the world is bigger than you think. I haven't told you it before I have, but not from this point of view. Want to prove to those who say you can't have what you want that they are wrong. In my life, things keep getting better and then worse again and so on... York is just too far away. And I got a bit scared, to be honest. Scotland!! The land of Belle and Sebastian!! And she wasn't scary at all. I have faith god is on my side. Were we worried? Well of course we were. I can't remember myself thinking it won't be good, not even once. I went back to Greece and told my mum, and all she did was say okay. And now not only did I have my idea I had some money. Somehow my mum just knows these things because as it turns out she was right. We have booked our tickets for the London and Edinburgh gigs. I would. Right, this must be my most serious post, ironic really. Dear all Sinister is a place which is dear to many people's hearts. B&S's songs and write down how the sung lyrics differed from the published ones. TWELVE Are Frank Lloyd and Amanda related? I think we should be told. It would be nice to have a famous architect in the family. I either think things over in my mind, or I sing songs to myself. TWENTY-FIVE Most of you wouldn't care if I left the list, I know that. MYSTERIOUSLY HAS A SECTION MISSING. I think a sheep ate it. I think a sheep ate it. And I can't remember what I said, either. Punctuation. I mean. When will he be back? From the Czech Republic. So the moral of that story? English teachers need more real-life sex. Dear all Sinister is a place which is dear to many people's hearts. It's good stuff, I got a copy for like off of some used book site. m. LOOK. a bit boyish, maybe, in my monkey-print pajama bottoms. Russian waitress to play one of his aardvarck cd's over the speakers. I was listening to my new and excellent Mum remix cd*. Weighs a ton, too. Still, good cameras age well if you treat them nicely. The play of the light on water as one pours it into a vessel. Yesterday though, i got my Belle and Sebatian ticket through the post. Yorkshire hill. It would be false, but a dramatic pictue anyway. I was missing. Loved Brunswick Street, with all of its faults and vanities. St Pauls waiting for our friends to come out of the exhibition. Adelaide gets no respect, I tells ya. Harumph. That's it, I'm moving. I'm moving. Oh dear, I meant this to be short, and already it's not. PS: I get to see Belle and Sebastian in New York on the 5th. I turned to the French section to look up a word beginning with L. When I looked in my dictionary I looked for J but it wasn't there. There weren't any Js Ks or Ls (I DO know my alphabet). Jeebus, the two of them together could topple empires. Ok. Janet Weiss. Ah, but it's also Sam Coombes. Makin a lovely racket. I don't perpetrate too much of a hipster fraud with my Rock tangent. Benicassim, but I have no information about their past shows. London show was like an amalgam of the Leeds and Nottingham gigs. So I wouldn't hold out much hope of them playing it when you see them. Benicassim, but I have no information about their past shows. Anyway, gonna head just now, and do some stuff before its too late. // ee fumblings // +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister(a)missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo(a)missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+

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