A bit of a late entry in the porn-star name stakes. The first pets I can remember owning were a pair of guinea pigs called Pewter (as in the metal) and Fred. My mum's maiden name was Evans, so one version of the porn star name would be Fred Evans. Which sounds more like a building contractor.
Ouch. Well, I've never had any pets, apart from a goldfish when I was 10, and he (she? it?) didn't have a name. I guess I could use my sisters' goldfish, which makes me Bubbles Barson. I dunno, that doesn't sound quite right. If I use the street name, I get.... Ian Ivy. Am I just unlucky? Or am I just not cut out to be a top porn star? Oh, and last night I thought I'd listen to Tigermilk again. Pressed 'Play' and heard a low pitched growl, followed by a stuttering noise. Stupid Sony filthy stupid walkman had wrapped the tape around its insides... Don't worry - I've recovered it. Mark ----------------------------------------------------------------------- . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . We're all happy bunnies humming happy bunny tunes. Aren't we? -----------------------------------------------------------------------