Madame Masson - alone, in her dorm - staring at a tree. No wonder all you University types are so flippin miserable. Is it an apple tree or a tree bearing some form of fruit ? You could play the game we play at work around autumn..sorry, Fall time. We each choose a conker on the tree outside the office and draw a different coloured ring in indellible ink on the window around our chosen horse-chestnut. The last to fall wins a packet of Rich Tea. Windows a fucking mess though.
Mr Beaker, how did you teach Oon to swim? By chucking her in the water and then sticking a betting slip on the end of a fishing rod and dangling it just out of reach?
NOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo. Would I be soooo cruel :) Ooon was braver than I (the water was too cold, and took the plunge in a lifejacket that was more like a lilo for Ooon, bless her little cotton socks. Photographic proof if anyone needs it. In the hotel pool I just took a leaf out of my old gym teachers book and threw medicine balls at her if she stayed still too long.
Did she have a flutter on that elephants' football match?
It was only a penalty shoot-out, highly appropriate that the "English" elephant was pants and kept blazing hopelessy over the bar. Peter Withe wants to pull his finger out. That bloke what used to co-present that trendy current affairs programme on BBC2 (You know the one with Magenta whatserface what New Order did the music to)is doing a bit on Thailand on the Holiday show tomorrow. Hopefully you'll catch that "Magic Moment" when Ooon pulls a moon to the BBC when they tried to photograph the Emerald Buddha.
And is she back on the list?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo. Her computer is as we in the Westcountry like to say, completely "Shagged". (pr. Shahaaaaaaaaagd)
The list without Oon is like a meal without cheese.
Indeed, even for those of us that believe that cheese is deeply rooted in evil. Those of you who know Oon could drop her a line at oon_oon@yahoo.com and cheer her up a little...she's just had to put up with me for two weeks and is feeling a little cut off from everyone without her pooter. I'm sure she would resub, but she's too busy eating....oh and she doesn't like internet cafes. Have I offended anyone yet...good. Love and biscuits. Adrian. __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Thousands of Stores. Millions of Products. All in one place. Yahoo! Shopping: http://shopping.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+