Here's a charming addition: Bump, bump, bump goes the head of a bear, A little boy stands at the head of the stair; There's blood on the carpet and fur on the mat: Christopher Robin's axe-murdered the cat. ByeBye, Liz (edaplynr3n00297@kiadroch.kiad.ac.uk) ************************************************************* Love without hope, as when the young bird-catcher Swept off his tall hat to the squire's own daughter, So let the imprisoned larks escape and fly Singing about her head, as she rode by. Robert Graves *************************************************************
Hickory Dickory Dock The mouse ran up the clock. But being a mouse he hadn't taken account of British Summer Time, And turned up an hour late for this nursery rhyme. So I shot him.
Sing a song of sixpence, A pocket full of rhyme. 4 and 20 blackbirds, Wearing Calvin Kleins. With 501's and Lauren shirts, With the little polo logo. They all went orf for holidays, Somewhere near Castle Drogo.
Hey diddle diddle, The Cat and the Fiddle... Must have been a Levellers Fan....oh dear.
Half a pound of Tuppenny Rice, Half a pound of Treacle, An apple a day keeps the doctor away, But your dentists gonna be well pissed-off. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- - . This message was brought to you by the Sinister mailing list. . To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". . For subscribing, unsubscribing and other list information please see . http://www.majordomo.net/sinister . For questions about how the list works mail owner-sinister@majordomo.net . Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave ---------------------------------------------------------------------- -
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