Bonjour tout le monde, Ca Va? Do you remember all those French lessons starting like that? (when learning French as a foreign language that is) Oh how I miss Marie France et Claudette. Well, on 3rd April I had a vasectomy (http://www.langton-medical.co.uk/Vasectomy.htm) and I've been in pain on and off since. I really want to go into all the nasty details. Can I? I want to share it. OK, seeing as I got a little ESP stylee message in my brain saying it was OK to talk, then I will. **Stop here if you're squeemish*** You have to lie back on the operating table, and the surgeon (not to be confused with Sturgeon, that's a fish) injected my, ahem, area, and proceded to make a small (1cm) cut, and then pull out my left hand side piece of spaghetti with a crochet hook... I can't go on, but you can get the details from the link. I was awake through the operation, and the surgeon (not a fish) used a funny laser/electro cutter to make the cut. It kind of burns through your skin, and I could smell burning flesh... OK I'm stopping. Anyway, after all that I was laid up for a week, unable to walk about, except in a painful way (probably due to the clamps I had on each of my, ahem, thingys during the op) and I looked like John Wayne (I think it was the big hat and the chaps that did it) I had an ice pack on the area for the week. Anyway, the pain comes back, not as sharply, but it still comes back now and then, and I just don't think it's fair. I tell you what though, B&S mixed with Devil May Cry 2 makes you feel better, so if you're thinking of it, get a PS2 and an ice pack. See ya P. _________________________________________________________________ Get Hotmail on your mobile phone http://www.msn.co.uk/mobile +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+