Hello Katy's flatmate's dog was feeling perky, so...
I even bought her a rubber toy...
I imagined that she could keep up to date on the latest in doggie fashion...
Really, the filth on this list is beyond belief. I used to think Angelina Jolie was sexy until I saw her dad, Jon Voight. They're identical! I looked at her in a whole new light after that. With mention of Voight's brother, Mr Chips, I think I've worked it out. Angelina is really Mr Chips - in drag! Every morning he slips on those magnificent magical boobs, that nylon wig and those reinforced panties, and becomes "Angelina". He lives the life of a *real* lady. A femme fatale! If only he had been born with the proper apparatus! But every night, after 'shooting', he hangs up his wig, puts his lips in a jar, and lets the cat curl up on those magical boobs he has just left sighing in the airing cupboard. Then he climbs into bed and wipes away a tear as he snuggles up to Billy Bob. He dreams of his days on Catchphrase, those glory days of fame, celebrity, rubber women and loose trousers. Or something like that. He wishes he could have those days again. Well maybe, with the help of 'Angelina' and that Scottish pop band he read about in Razzle, he can... Yes, maybe, just... maybe... If Belle and Sebastian are going to do Wild Thing, they could just stick Struan in a dress and get him to pout a bit. He's got the bum for it anyway. Sod the East Coast, what about Kidderminster? They have a fine football team. A spectacular multi stage venue (well someone could play on the steps out the back). Sure, the locals are probably easier to understand in Brazil, but whats the good of touring if you don't catch the local culture. Robinx _________________________________________________________________ Get your FREE download of MSN Explorer at http://explorer.msn.com/intl.asp +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+