--- Claire Timmins <coool_air@hotmail.com> wrote:
I'm just off the phone to Camber Sands and they believe ATP to be still be going ahead.
And the intrigue grows... Hmmh, maybe Foundation have bottled-out telling Camber Sands that they have just stopped 2000+ (well 1000+ maybe) paying 'guests' from staying at their lovely campsite with all of its exquisitely expensive facilities. I don't blame them if they havn't told em' yet, cos most of the flaq is going to come from the direction of Sussex (argh, scary thought!). I can almost see it now: a solitary lawsuit winging its disgruntled path right to Foundations already heavily burdened doorstep. Beautifully presented & perfectly bound (tied with a red ribbon no less), but with the stench of seaweed, the English channel (ie: human effulance) and the sweat of innocent people clinging doggedly to it like a tenacious piglet at its mothers teet. It lands with a dull thud which stills all the frenzied activity within. Silence dons its death mask and weilds its cotton-wool shrouded club. Fear grips the Foundation possee, as they ready themselves for flight or fight. Then the severity of the situation dawns on all and sundry, to the very last man woman and townie, they are not merely fighting the Camber Sands wide-boyz but the etheral shades of Rod Hull and his trusty flightless bird Emu as well. They know they don't stand a chance and the thoughts of victory settle with the angry specks of dust surrounding their beautiful present from the East. Err! And on that note I will flee into the night like, ...ergh..., like, someone chased by a be-wellied farmer after being caught impersonating a 'tenacious piglet' on his farm. Sorry, x paul x __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Bid and sell for free at http://auctions.yahoo.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "jelly-filled danishes" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+