It's funny, the effects a chinese takeaway can have (and not just on your wind). Yesterday I was skinny, sexy and BEAUTIFUL; today I'm a chubby lad with, if I may say, not insubstantial booty. It's all that Lucy's fault. There haven't been a lot of housework updates from me as, well, I haven't done a lot of housework this week. Once again my kitchen floor is shiny, and my washing up would make Mary Poppins jealous. But I've been OUT and ABOUT this week, partly having fun, partly doing jobby things (get your minds out of the gutter) which actually went quite well... It's tempting fate far too much to go into detail, but I had an informal meeting with a shit-hot TV company on Monday, and they really liked me! Don't watc this space, as nothing'll probably come of it, but feel free to keep your fingers crossed for me anyway... Dimitra, your posts (I'm a couple of days behind, sorry) were quite something! I hope I can live my life with some of the love and passion that infuses yours. You were especially right about Honey. isn't she just the cutest? Hannah, use your polaroid to take pictures of fucking. That's what they're for, you know. Archel posted, which is good enough for me. So did Dappers - it's like all my Christmases have come at once (and not had the decency to sleep in the wet patch)! Ken, you're too modest! Although I did WIN bowling because I ROCK, it was because Ken, in a moment of either light-hearted whimsy or cold-hearted arrogance (for both of which he is rightly renowned), wasted his last ball when he could have got four more points. My victory margin was three points. You work it out. Oh! Belle and Sebastian are playing in London. That'll be nice. How much nicer it would have been if they could have played four shows somewhere dinky and pleasant instead of a one off at the soulless hole that is the Academy. Ho hum. Ungrateful, moi? Mark xxx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+