Belle and Sebastian have complete sold out, how dare they. Sorry that was goign to be a big funny and imensley sarcastic rant, but I'm not in the moood. I smell of mushrooms and it is not amusing. I do not like this working lark. No no. I doth not approve. Pooookie! We've all been quiet cos we haev been droooowned like the drowners (ooh slow down why don't you!!!) with "musicwotoiloikes" posts. Speaking of which will I get shot down in flames for really liking whatever the latest 5ive single is? It makes me giggle and laugh, I love it. Aren't Steps ABBA? They just ARE. Oooh how scary. Can you just imagine four people.....late night. Two boys, and two girls....wearing all white costumes. GIRL A - Brrr Shaggy, I don't like this.....having to swim to Sweden is bad enough, but then have to wait about in a graveyard till *lightning strikes* Witching Hour....it just gives me the gosh darned spooks. GIRL B - Yes Daphne, but this is no ordinary graveyard....read the sacred names inscribed onto the cold hard marble of death....say the names with me girl!! Say them!!! AND KNOW who you worship!!!! *all start chanting* BJORN! BENNY! AGENETHA! THE OTHER ONE!! FRIEDA!! THATS HER! BOY C - *owl tweets* AHA! NOw the hour has come. *all put on their ceromonial tank tops* *start dancing in a strange, yet somewhatdestinedtobecopiedbymanypeoplea llovertheglobe manner round the tombstone of 1975orwheneverABBAwerehitsi dunno* (getting spooked yet?) BOY D - AAAZAAAUUURGHH!! I seem to be growing boy band hair!!! And forsooth! I have piano riffs going ROUND AnD ROUND IN MY HEAD!!! AARUGH! *falls to the ground twitching* GIRL A AND GIRL B however look mesmerised. 'Something' now has hold of them. They stare up to the sky in an enraptured manner, and eat the heads of virgin bellend semenstain fans, somehow managin not to get any lilly liverd blood all over their nice white outfits. Aren't Steps clever kids? They scream to the sky... *all* ABBA! COME TO US!!!!! And thus our tale ends....and P!O!O!P! history begins. Don't have nightmares - remember, ITS ONLY ROCK'N'ROLL! AND ITS PLASTIC, PLASTIC YES IT IS!!!!!! I scare myself. I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Fluffy Candarel +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+