Hello kiddies! some dude writed : I CAN'T BELIEVE SARAH ACTUALLY WROTE A LETTER TO THIS MAILING LIST! HOW COOL IS THAT? calm down matey, its only me......even though, I must admit I am pretty damn cool and my posts brighten up your days.... ER SARAH WE HAFTA SORT OUT CONTRACTUAL STUFF I'MDOING A FILM ABOUT SCOTTISH BIRDS WHO CAN'T SPELL, IT'S A CROSS BETWEEN TRAINSPOTTING AND ANY OTHER MODERN BRITISH FILM WITH A HALF DECENT SOUNDTRACK ON IT. . . . . . . ER HELLO? Um, capitals.....calm your keyboard boyeee! Hmph I can spell. I just don't choose to follow societys restrictions on my language, man! And I was born in Scotland but we moved away when I was 5. All I remember of living in the highlands was a big hill.....and playing with teh boy next door, who I remember wore red pyjamas. I'll be up for your film if I get free drugs, lots of ham and cheese sandwiches, chicken kievs and REAL chips, and cheese and onion hula hoops and chocolate and speed so I can work all the calories off afterwards....don't get the impression I'm hungry at this current moment will youse? I went out last night to a moshers club in Blackpool with my old high school pals. It was funny! Best moments were when 1) they played INTERGALATIC by the Beastie Boyz which made me laff, all these pimply kids were tryin' to 'give it large cha?' on the dancefloor, while I giggled at them and tried to 'rap-dance', but I supose I just looked a silly twat. 2) When they played DEBASER! A cracking tune!! I had a big grin on my face by then, and I hadn't even got sloortered 'cos I had to go to work at 11.30 the next day..... Sad bits - 1) I was BULLIED into dancing to Marylin Manson at the start of the night. 2) This is proof that I'm an old fart before my times, I actually thought, 'well I rate NIN more than this crap cos at least its got a tune and you can hear the lyrics, the rest is just growling shite'......oooh, pensions... 3) I wore a JOY DIVISION tshirt, with a shirt over it. My friends boyfriend then leaned over to me and shouted, 'Is that TERRORVISION??'..... GRRR! No it bloody isn't and he hadn't even heard of Joy Division. Pah. 4) Simply Red. Why are they alive. Why aren't they dead? Kill them someone. Anyway, Got to pass on a message now, could Alberto Perez please mail his address again please, as I left it on the old computer which is now dead..... :) gracias! Peter Miller - my parents are going to Spain on Sunday. They are going to post your tape when they get to Malaga airport, cheers for them!!! Ho de hum I'm dull as poo aren't i..... I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!! Fluffy Candarel +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list please mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". For list archives and searching, list rules, FAQ, poor jokes etc, see http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +---+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" +---+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+