As Jarvis once helpfully explained, Cocker is short for "A sucker of cock". Apart from this, my favourite abbreviations are: flu which is short for "influenza" pram, which is short for "perambulator" and soccer, which is short for "association football" I like it when people add all of the abbreviation marks into words that no one else does anymore. Occasionally I'll receive correspondence at Stout Towers in which someone tells me how they 'phoned the 'bus company 'cause it was late, or some such, and I'll get excited about all of the completely unnecessary apostrophes that they've scattered all over. The other day I received a document from the inventor of a television aerial, and whenever he referred to a television he called it a "TeleVision", including quote marks, as if this was some wonderful new word that he'd coined last Tuesday instead of in 1908. This also made me unfeasably happy. I saw someone in our car park here at work the other day who was wearing an "I'm a B&S Bookworm" t-shirt. I imagine he must have been wearing it all day. I stared at him somewhat, mostly in shock, and he looked quite scared like i might murder him. I'm not so sure about "fall", but my favourite season is autumn. It's a treat being able to wear your hat, gloves and long coat while the sky is still clear and blue. People always look so much better dressed in their winter clothes, I think. Robinx _________________________________________________________________ Stay in touch with absent friends - get MSN Messenger http://www.msn.co.uk/messenger +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+