I liked oon's story about bus karaoke. We used to have a bus driver in Nottingham who would sing Elvis songs as he drove about town. He was the best, but he didn't like it if you tried to join in. There was a report in the Cardiff Echo the other week about a "youth" who stole a bus from the bus depot. Apparently he drove it around for two hours, picking up passengers and pretending to be a bus driver. By the time they caught him he'd made 150 pounds in bus fares and the passengers hadn't realised he wasn't the proper driver despite the fact that "he kept hitting the kerb and didn't appear to know where he was going." I once saw an advert in the Echo's Classified Ads for "plastic bags - 5p each". bye Robinx __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+