Goodness the Sinister village is positively thriving and I haven't got a job yet,and I'm dying out here! I dont want to stagnate!I don't want to be the village Bum though.That should be reserved to the owners of those rounded bits of heaven on the BodyParts.In this book I'm reading,there is a Lady Of The Lake,who,while picking berries and making spells,she bathes in the lake in the moonlight and the men of the village secretly go and watch.Can I be that? It's not for the whole inviting the men to watch bit,more for the berries.Of course. Forest Witches appeal to me,and surely any important village needs one of those.I reserve lil' Honey as my naked woodland-sprite fluttering about picking berries for me,in a mess of golden locks. Oh,if that position is filled already,well I'll be an airline stewardess then,ok? Thanks.Honey,you could again be my mini assistant,with pink pillbox hat and little tray serving cigarettes,coffee & bubblegum- -"Or me?" Giggled Honey innocently as Monsieur Hornblower nonchalantly pinched her rounded bit of heaven,rustling the newspaper he pretended to read. There was a fantastic article on The Mullet in the paper the other day. Don't forget,the Sinister Camp Hairdresser has got to be Keith. I thought *I* was the ultimate Belle and Sebastian fan.Good lord,how many bottles of Struan's bodily fluids do I have to collect before I can prove this to you all! My Stuart David sweaty towels are sure to become a collectors item...and you thought Tigermilk was worth something...silly diddles! Sometime's I really just love the Sinister world THIS much...many thanks to Karolyene (and Andreea too) for saving my widdle procrastinators bum with my french project.Aw shucksss... So are B&S badges back in fashion now?I can't keep up with the trends now a days,honest to goodness...APPARENTLY,all the hip trendy young things have taken to wearing Mens Support Hose as normal pants/trousers.It makes me blush! I have a bunch of those badges on my spring coat,but I seem to lose one each time.People always squint at them and ask me about them,and I always explain away...but NO MORE.I shall start to wear the badge upside down,like we have discussed at the Sinister Town Meeting,but I think we should also start licking at the badges,while gazing intently at the questioner,not saying a word.I mean..we do need to be sinister. I can't believe you lot prefer tigers-ears to stubble! Silly dilly diddles!Can a tiger-ears pin both of your two arms with only one arm? Do you WANT to impress your Mother by bringing home a Tigers-ears to dinner? Or Do you want to escape out your bedroom window and ride off into the sunset on Stubble's scooter,on a deliciously forbidden adventure? Remember,Stubble would be wearing a stunning leather ensemble, that covers the wild,rebellious,tortured soul hidden underneath...doesn't that intrigue you at least a little bit? Just try and resist stubble Alasdair...hmmm? You CANT can you! Mmm...it's warming up! Spring is coming! The ice has melted! witchy kisses, genevieve p.s In the newspaper today: "'SEXY DRINK' MARKETED AS APHRODISIAC FOR TEENS A hit in the UK,Go-Go Passion expected to hit Canada next.The drink has been selling out in bars in London and riling the Roman Catholic Church in Scotland with its saucy-"wanna go-go?"- marketing pitches." Struan needs to defend this sexy drink,don't you think?I bet he drinks it as well,him being a sugary little minx. I'm eagerly awaiting more cheeky comments aimed at Winning like his "We respect his right not to have sex" from before.Tee hee. ______________________________________________________ Get Your Private, Free Email at http://www.hotmail.com +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+