Dwarlings, Hahaha - fooled you and you fell for it. I haven't left at all. It was a cunning ruse to get rid of Melonballs. How could I leave you? You course through my veins like heroin, and I can't give that up either. Actually, I was in a mood, and I took it on you and I apologise, I really do. But I am indeed an altered toad. I've had all the stuffing knocked out of me by Mr Matt Haines's letter. I loved that. Especially the bit where he described the people who lovingly bought all his records as weird and inadequate (that was a "joke", right?). If only all labels treated their fans so well. Actually, there were elements of truth in what he said. But why is the Gentle Waves single only coming out in a 2000 pressing? And how come singles cost less in my local record shop? It is a point, you have to admit. As for the B&S being crap live. I saw the Field Mice once, and no, it wasn't political, it was really fucking crap. That's really, really fucking crap. What most amused me about Matt's litle speech was the way he picked out the very worst aspects of Camber Sands and made it out to be a Siberian salt mine. And I never realised there was a nice steam railway nearby, and lovely tea rooms. Ah, the golden age of merrye Englande, when we still had an empire. I went to see a very good film yesterday and so did Warrander John. "Central Station" as recommended by one Peter Miller, before I nicked his birds. It should've won an Oscar, and it nearly made me cry. I want to go to Brazil now It was quite a Brazilian weekend, what with Os Mutantes ruling the roost. I bought that because one of them is wearing a cloak on the front, and I'm all for cloaks, I'm going to wear one to Camber Sands and rush into the tea rooms with comedy fangs screaming "I am the count". That's c-O-u-n-t. I can't go to Pam's high jinx at the Betsy Trotwood, but it's a nice pub and I think you should all go. Cos Pam's parties swing, according to my sources. I hope that didn't offend anyone. It's bedtime. Night night. Love Tag xx +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the reborn Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail "sinister@majordomo.net". To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to "majordomo@majordomo.net". WWW: http://www.majordomo.net/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "nambling pambling rice pudding & crochet holiday camp +-+ +-+ gangwanking whimsy-thon" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+