Bugger. I've forgotten what I was going to write. I'm off for a smoke until this work-addled, alcohol-soaked, bowlful of weetabix mush in my head that so loosely calls itself a brain decides to get it's act together and come up with something verging on witty for me to send down the wire. Toodle pip, I'll be back in a second...... Ahhhhhhhh. That's better. And it didn't take long, either. But there again I never do. I would have been quicker, too, if that bloody lift hadn't stopped on every floor. It always does that. Gets right up my nose. But, my brain now sufficiently concentrated by Amber Leaf's finest mild shag*, I will begin.... Um, hello. I haven't posted in a while, so I am totally prepared to forgive anyone for forgetting who I am, and indeed also those oh-so-sensible people who have desperately *tried* to forget who I am. I don't blame any of you. But, I'm back. And it's with the astounding revelation that FYHCYWLAPDGRTBVXEAZGTBKOMINBGVFCCGFB%^U&£$FMNJI<:O(K*GBR%E^%$FCISXVYBNMLHRCWRSXV%YD&HK)(L&G^GVBKYTB^BJU&WHOOOOGURGLESPLAT is actually quite good. Took me right by surprise, that one did, especially after having heard Legal Man beforehand, which, at the risk of incurring general wrath and rotting airborne fruit, I have got to say I *personally* found absolutely f***ing *dreadful*. Didn't stop me buying it, though. Oh no. Anyway, I'm not going to do the "take-each-song-to-bits-one-by-one" thing, as I think that's been done to death and back again by far more eloquent people than I, but rather just inform everyone that in terms of a personal idea of quality, it rests at just about the same level as IYFS. That is to say, above TBWTAS, and below Tigermilk. In terms of sheer geography, it rests in the back right-hand corner of my living room, somewhere between TBWTAS and "Mellow Gold", below my cd single collection, but above the "c" to "e" section of the rest of my albums. I think that gives us a fair idea of everything, really. The only thing I'll say about individual songs is that, as much maligned as "Before the Sunrise" has recently been in the cornucopia of electronic wit that is the list, it's bloody amazing to listen to at five o'clock in the morning after you've just ploughed your Citröen AX into a rather large tree at 30 miles per hour the night before. Not that I'm suggesting any of you go out and do it, but it's worth bearing in mind. Calms your nerves superbly, and near enough makes you forget that by rights you should be dead. Well, until that jingly bit at the end, that is, when the whole world comes back into focus and you start worrying about ringing your insurance company again. Still, it did wonders for a short while. That's enough of that, I think. I think I shall now try to raise myself to Alasdair Cook standards of taking-the-piss-out-of-other-peoples-posts-ery, to wit (or rather lack of - me, that is, not Alasdair): The original Pixidustlady said:
I'm just home for the summer, working and getting some money together, before i depart in September to start again down in Liverpool. I've got a place at John Moores uni, doing Imaginative Writing with Literature, Life and Thought.
Christ. You must be good. It takes me all my time these days to do imaginitive writing with my right hand and a big red crayon. But there again that's probably because my right hand has other things to do than imaginitive writing. Oh, shut up. We all do it..... Heather H grumbled:
I dont remember much more because my back was killing me (I think ive pinched a nerve- how does one know?)
Oh, you'll find out soon enough when the rozzers arrive on your doorstep and ask you to give the bloody thing back to the nearest hospital, formaldehyde and all. It happened to me, you know - my mate at junior school tried to beat me up for my lunch money, and in a fit of peak I withdrew my penknife and nicked his finger. It wasn't long before the police caught up with me and I had to give it back and apologise. He got it sewn back on, apparently. It's wonderful what science can do. Sophie Harris:
i used to just dream of water and sea *all* the time...
The amount of bedclothes you got through must have been *terrible*. All I have to do is hear a tap these days and me incontinence trousers fill up quicker than a royalist at a parisian motorway tunnel. I'll get me coat, lol p xx. *I prefer it rough, but I'll take what I can afford..... -- -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- "I may have nothing, but it's *my* nothing." - Manic Street Preachers Pete Ramsdale - Unix Systems Administration, UBS Warburg. Phone: 020 7568 3836 -----------------------------*||*-------------------------------- This message contains confidential information and is intended only for the individual named. If you are not the named addressee you should not disseminate, distribute or copy this e-mail. Please notify the sender immediately by e-mail if you have received this e-mail by mistake and delete this e-mail from your system. E-mail transmission cannot be guaranteed to be secure or error-free as information could be intercepted, corrupted, lost, destroyed, arrive late or incomplete, or contain viruses. The sender therefore does not accept liability for any errors or omissions in the contents of this message which arise as a result of e-mail transmission. If verification is required please request a hard-copy version. This message is provided for informational purposes and should not be construed as a solicitation or offer to buy or sell any securities or related financial instruments. +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+