Dearest Sinister, The road is long and the pavement is wet, but we're making good time on our cross-country trip across town. That's the sort of shit I write when I've had three and a half hours sleep; I apologize profusely. Did I even spell "profusely" correctly? I suppose it's possibel. Ooh, I'm tearing into the jokes to-night! Even if it is 9:26AM. I really have no reason to be writing, except that I haven't in a while and felt that I should reaffirm my existence. So look! I'm here! I'm waving my arms wildly, in a vain attempt to be noticed! I haven't been listening to Belle & Sebastian very much recently. I have been listening to a lot of Johnny Cash recently. I think B&S should do a prison tour; I bet that would go over smashingly. In every sense of the word. I suppose Mr. Cash was able to do it because, well, he's fucking Johnny Cash and every man who's ever even thought about robbing the local post office and killing the clerk listened to him while drinking beer and doing doughnuts on the governor's lawn. This would, of course, happen in Kentucky. Bowling Green, if you want to get all precise about it. I didn't have anything to do with it. Really. So someone (too lazy to attribute it, sorry) said this: c)Amy Longcore said:- "My friend Christopher called me up and said, "amy, we are relatively attractive, Smart and outgoing people. Why are we such social misfits in the dating Department?" I still can't answer you, Christopher, dear. But I sure can Relate to the roots of the questioning. I have rather this same conversation with two of my friends (seperately, of course) several times each month. I don't know why this happens to so many people, but I've just taken to going around with six days' stubble, needing a haircut, and wearing the same clothes for a week. If I'm not getting any dates, I may as well use the time I would spend grooming myself for something with more obvious value, such as extra sleep, or smoking. Anyone need a boyfriend? I'm available, and I won't even cause you much unneeded grief. Boys only, please. All replies at the usual address. This has gone on for too long, I suppose. I need coffee. Ta ta, Eric __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Everything you'll ever need on one web page from News and Sport to Email and Music Charts http://uk.my.yahoo.com +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+