I should begin by saying that I am sorry. I am a big jerk who still does not know how to crochet. Thanks a zillion billion hillion jillion (that's a lot) times to all the people who responded to my plea for information on the art of crochet. In other news, I saw Gomez and they were fantastic. In other other news my list of things my Irish teacher has said has finally made the top tens. I am filled with joy. I have also bought a pair of truly ugly pants, which add to the joy. So the joy must be spread. A certain person on this list would end his posts by telling me that I was an absolute star. I thought this was a very nice sentiment and have tried to take it up a notch. I have made a great deal of little stars out of crayola model magic. Tomorrow I will color them yellow and then write "you're a star" on them. Friday I shall get up to watch the sunrise, then distribute the stars around strategic points all around campus. It is a big secret. All those who might know that it is I who have distributed the stars will be sworn to secrecy. It is a good plan. Days will be brightened. I hope that he will find one. He has angry eyes but a sweet smile. I don't know his name, and have dubbed him, ever appropriately, Angry Eyes Boy. I don't know what to do. The other day he wore an ugly jacket and was a beautiful sight to see. I feel very small and impossible. I wish I knew about these things... Be exceptionally well all of you, Kara +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "peculiarly deranged fanbase" +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "frighteningly named Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "sick posse of f**ked in the head psycho-fans" - NME June 2001 +-+ +-+ Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa +-+ +-+ Snipp snapp snut, sa var sagan slut! +-+ +-------------------------------------------------------------------------+