Nigel Love stepped into the Belle and Sebastain acalerater and vanished... he woke to find himself trapped in the body of Stuart Murdoch facing band members he did not know, Striving to write songs that once went wrong hoping each chord he played would be the chord home. seemed like a good idea at the time thank fully i'm back from my belle and sebatsain leap thanks to Al and Ziggy. i feel a bit ill probaly as a result of drinking too much ale at fuzz club and too much apple vodka source in offbeat which was only a pound! and then not sleeping. Ouch. oh well enough of my whinging already. today i was going to go climbing in the peak district but its horrible and murky outside so instead i ate some crumpets and drank some tea and yes felt twee, although i watching wwf at the time which wasn't twee so i put on the field mice, which was nice. I cant stop listeing to sparklehorse. i have lots of new records that i am negelecting i feel should be spending time with them. well some one sent me this story i hope its ok to post this story if not then i am sorry and it won't happen again. its quite rude as well... Mr Cadbury and Ms Rowntree went off for the weekend. It was After Eight. She was from Quality Street He was a Fishermans Friend On the way they stopped at a Yorkie Bar. He had a Rum and Butter. She had a Wine Gum. He asked her name. She said Polo, Im the one with the hole. (But Im the one with the Nuts he thought) Then he touched her Milky Way. They checked in and went straight to the bedroom. Mr Cadbury turned out the light for a bit of Black Magic It wasnt long before he slipped his hand into her Snickers and felt the contrast of her Double Decker.Then he showed her his Curly Wurly. But Ms Rowntree wasnt keen as she already had a few Jelly Babies, So she let him take a trip down Bourneville Boulevard. He was pleased as he always fancied a bit of Fudge nudging. It was a Magic Moment as she let out of scream of Turkish Delight. When he came out his Fun Sized Mars Bar felt a bit Crunchie. She wanted more but he decided to take a Time Out. However, he noticed her Pink Wafers looked very appetising. So he did a Twirl and had a Picnic in her Sherbert. At the same time he gave her a Gob Stopper! Unfortunately Mr Cadbury had to go home to his wife Caramel. Sadly, he was soon to discover he had caught V.D. It turns out Ms Rowntree had a Box of Assorted Creams. She really had been with All Sorts. It was Bounty happen, someone playing Twix with her Buttons. Especially with him having a thing like a Toblerone holding a Chocolate Orange!!! i dont know where it came from... Nigel love ------------------------------------------- Post Scriptum: Who's ya daddy ? http://www.lundwood.u-net.com/bettysclinic.htm www.wwf.com daddy knows best +----------------------------------------------------------------------+ +---+ Brought to you by the undead Sinister mailing list +---+ To send to the list mail sinister@missprint.org. To unsubscribe send "unsubscribe sinister" or "unsubscribe sinister-digest" to majordomo@missprint.org. WWW: http://www.missprint.org/sinister +-+ "legion of bedroom saddo devotees" "tech-heads and students" +-+ +-+ "the cardie wearing biscuit nibbling belle & sebastian list" +-+ +-+ "sinsietr is a bit freaky" - stuart david, looper +-+ +-+ "pasty-faced vegan geeks... and we LOST!" - NME April 2000 +-+ +-+ "peculiarly deranged fanbase" "frighteningly named +-+ +-+ Sinister List organisation" - NME May 2000 +-+ +-+ "Nee, nee mun pish, chan pai dee kwa" +-+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+